His white moonlight, slag skill level one hundred

"Is this bone 100 years old? If it's not 100 years old, I don't want it!" A man in a cheap suit with only half of his body intact pointed to something that looked like a chicken wing bone, "Don't lie Me, I know Shang Chasi of the local city god!"

This booth is a real ensemble performer, an "atmosphere group" who blends in the crowd without showing their face. When asked this question, he was tongue-tied for a while before he said bluntly: "I don't know, this is the goods purchased by the boss."

"Why is it the boss again? Why aren't you the boss to look after the stall? It's such a small stall and still hire people?" The man cried out extremely dissatisfied, "I just said the boss when I asked next door!"

This is an excuse that the producer, Zhao Lingshui and Su Zhe discussed in advance. If they encounter unanswerable questions, they simply push them to the boss. It is a common method.However, it is strange that every stall uses this method, and many ghosts have already complained.

At this time, the market is full of ghosts, those with missing arms and legs, those with half of their faces rotten, and those who look like giants—seeing this drowned one, the ghost girl repeatedly said to Su Zhe, "It's a good thing you didn't die like this", It made him dare not look directly at the girl's face - the appearance of these ghosts miraculously did not arouse the surprise of the actors, and the producer said that tonight's scene can be doubled, if it exceeds twelve point three times, the only The only requirement is not to get stuck, and all actors are required to immerse themselves in their roles and absolutely not to play.For the sake of money, many ensemble performers used their prehistoric powers, and they were very fake at first, but they gradually got used to acting.

"Beauty, don't talk nonsense!" A male cosplayer wearing a turban shouted, gesticulating very forcefully, "I am a thousand-year-old snow crystal collected from Xinjiang, which grows under the snow lotus, so there is ice gas!"

Shocked by some sales promotion, the beautiful office worker said weakly: "It's water vapor..."

"Water freezes when it's cold!" the male cosplayer babbled casually, "Since you've fallen in love with it and you're so pretty, I'll give you a [-]% discount, how about it?"

"[-]% off is too expensive..."

"It's not expensive! You will succeed in practicing immediately after taking the guarantee!"

"What cultivation, I bought it to make hair accessories..."

"It will be a success no matter what!"

The ensemble performers worked very hard, but there was a supporting actress who pulled her hips. One of the supporting actresses received several customers. When she saw a beauty with antlers on her head and translucent scales under her eyes, she couldn't help but praise: "You are so well-made up." So true!"

"Really?" The beauty beamed with joy, "This is the latest lipstick. Isn't the crane crimson red with stillborn blood very bright? The luster is completely different, and it also has a vicious look!"

The supporting actress originally praised the other party's "special effect makeup", but she was taken aback for a long time when she heard this answer, and she didn't come back to her senses for a long time, when she was stared at by the patrolling producer and said bluntly: "Yes, is it? ? I've been dead too, too long to understand that."

"It's okay, you must be from the nearby mountains. This mountain is indeed strange, and we monsters can't get in." The beauty said enthusiastically, "You will understand when you see more in the future, modern society is very interesting!"

Guimeizi provided a lighting method. Each booth can exchange the first item for ghost beads. After Su Zhe adopted it, the whole ghost market really lit up quickly. Zhao Lingshui and the cameraman expressed their satisfaction.He had to admit that it was all thanks to Huang Lao. The leaves, branches, and stories picked from the mountain turned out to have unusual effects, and making them at random would be a valuable prop.Now that I think about it, he originally planned to use some dilapidated items from the farm to make up the number. The ghosts can see through it at a glance. Fortunately, it is not too obvious that these useless props are mixed in.

Zhao Lingshui, the producer, and Su Zhe, as three insiders, ran around the booths, giving urgent guidance to the actors from time to time, which did not seem to be out of harmony.Many ghosts think that the three of them are the big bosses, and they will come together to negotiate the price.During this period, when they heard the ghosts say something useful, they would spread it out, check for gaps and make up for many settings, and at the same time, they have been paying attention to the fairy dance.

"They use this." Zhao Lingshui showed a shell-like thing, "This is their money."

Su Zhe took it over and observed it. It looked like a shell but felt more like jade. It was shaped like a square thin plate with reliefs engraved on the front and back. He couldn't see it clearly because the color was the same and the light was dim. Worried: "Is it real or fake? You can't lie to us, right?"

"Everyone uses this." The producer said, "Can't everyone be lying to us?"

"But...these people were called by that girl, right?" Su Zhe reminded.

The three were silent for a while.

"Even if it's a lie, there's nothing we can do, and we don't understand." The producer sighed, "It doesn't matter, the main thing is to find a way to solve the phone quickly, and everything else is secondary."

This time even Zhao Lingshui was curious: "What's in your phone?"

"Anyway, it's very important." The producer said impatiently, "Hurry up."

Su Zhe walked around the stall and noticed that almost every ghost had a mobile phone, and when someone opened it, the screen of "Evil Ghost Immortal Jumping" popped up, but they all had a close button.He pretended to take out his unusable mobile phone, leaned in front of a ghost and said to himself: "Oh, this broken mobile phone is broken again, brother, why can't you turn it off?"

It was a young man in a T-shirt and jeans. He looked very friendly, and he was a handsome guy except that there was only a little skin on his neck attached to his body.

The handsome guy was really kind. He shook his shoulders, turned his head from left to right, leaned over and took a look: "Hey, why don't you have a close button?"

"I don't know." Su Zhe said with a sad face, "It's been like this since yesterday."

"Then I don't know, these advertisements are getting more and more outrageous." The young man said with righteous indignation, "Not only did the operators of the underworld not rectify, but they followed suit, and now they even have open-screen advertisements when they turn on the mobile phone!"

Su Zhe was shocked and said: "Is it also this kind of fairy dance?"

"It's much worse than this. I'll just slap you up and give you a black face like the king of Hades, or a bull's head and a horse face. It will also advertise that a certain hall has good treatment, high benefits, and such nonsense about stealing ghosts. When you really go, 007 will do it." reincarnation."

Su Zhe: "..."

Why do you feel that death is worse than life?

Su Zhe just wandered here and there, chatting with ghosts from time to time, which was eye-opening. He was a little carried away from playing, and suddenly Xiang Bei's voice came into his ears: "I...you really fucked Woke up?"

Su Zhe Dingqing looked at it, and stood at the fork in the road to the north, with a shocked expression on his face.He ran over quickly and whispered: "Don't talk nonsense."

"How is that possible." Xiang Bei muttered, "I was really surprised."

Su Zhe was puzzled and said: "Is there such an accident?"

Xiang Bei nodded, and said something that made Su Zhe shudder: "Have you ever thought about a question, can ghosts distinguish between the living and the dead?"

Su Zhe: "..."

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