[Quick Transmigration] Male God Raiders System
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Although he is dead, he still seems to be 'alive', and all the clues are pointing to him alone. Xia Ling can't guarantee that his guess is completely correct, but he is sure that it has nothing to do with Bai Li.
If it gets involved a little deeper, I'm afraid that Bai Li also has problems.
But does this mean that the existence of the system has been completely exposed?How many people still know about this matter... Xia Ling felt like he was going crazy, the hot water that was placed on the table before was no longer steaming, and I don't know when, the temperature in the whole room began to drop rapidly down.
Fortunately, Xia Ling didn't open the window when he woke up. He had slept on the table all night and was still wearing a cotton jacket and a quilt.The temperature drop seemed to have no intention of stopping at all. It wasn't until a thick layer of ice began to form in the room that Xia Ling reacted and wanted to leave, but found that the doorknob was frozen, and the gaps in the windows were also frozen together.
In such a low-temperature environment, Xia Ling could clearly find that the temperature in his body was losing, and he couldn't make any big movements. Even if he tried his best to pick up a chair and try to smash the glass of the window, it was of no avail. .Because the glass was already covered with ice, Xia Ling didn't even destroy that layer of ice, let alone leave here.
System, what's going on?
[he came]
Who?
[that guy who shouldn't exist]
Before Xia Ling understood what the system meant, he saw the almost transparent Bai Li who was sitting on the sofa.
Bai Li's black hair was trimmed to one side to just cover half of his left eye, but Xia Ling's back felt cold from the completely black right eye exposed to the air.Because Xia Ling didn't have time to look at Bai Li's face the previous few times, this time Xia Ling was really shocked by Bai Li's true face.
His skin was horribly white, and he didn't have any spots on his body like a corpse, and he didn't look like the kind of bloody flesh in horror movies. Except for those completely black eyes, Bai Li was no different from ordinary people. .However, the most difficult thing for Xia Ling to ignore was Bai Li's eyes. Just staring at them for a while, he would feel all kinds of uncomfortable negative emotions conveyed from them.
"The annoying thing is back?" Bai Li's voice came from behind Xia Ling. Before Xia Ling could turn around, he was hugged by Bai Li. He didn't even see when Bai Li came to him. behind.Bai Li's hand slowly moved to the zipper of Xia Ling's coat, his voice was cold and lifeless.
"Why do you have to dress so warmly?" Bai Li closed his eyes and gently rubbed against Xia Ling's neck, then unzipped Xia Ling's jacket little by little with both hands.As if feeling the temperature of Xia Ling's body, Bai Li hugged him even tighter, "You are so warm, but I don't like it. So I want to make you like me."
System, what should I do now!
Bai Li was like a huge block of ice, which made Xia Ling unable to breathe. Coupled with the rapid loss of body temperature, his head felt unbelievably heavy. Sleepiness swept over him, and a voice in his heart said softly "If you're tired, go to sleep."
[Player wake up, are you crazy to sleep at this time!This guy is where the world went wrong, and you have to find a way to make him disappear, not yourself! ]
"That voice is annoying, right?" Bai Li put his hands on Xia Ling's shoulders, wrapped around his neck, closed his eyes as if he was in a deep sleep forever, "If you find it annoying, go to sleep, sleep Then you can't hear it."
Xia Ling only felt that he was very sleepy, and really wanted to sleep like this, so he listened to what Bai Li said.However, just as he was about to close his eyes, a sharp pain woke him up instantly.There was still a feeling of numbness in his hands after being electrocuted, and seeing Xia Ling wake up, the system also hummed.
[The points for this electric shock will be deducted from the player's total points (╯^╰)]
Pit goods!
Although Xia Ling thought so in his heart, there was a smile on the corner of his mouth.To be honest, if there was no system, he would probably have been tricked by Bai Li into falling asleep.Xia Ling's smile was particularly dazzling in Bai Li's eyes. He covered Xia Ling's lips with his hand, and stuck his sharp nails on the side of Xia Ling's face, and said in a cold voice, "Before taking you away, I should deal with that Disgusting stuff is right."
[player, do you want to leave this world? ]
nonsense!
[Then go and kiss him, mouth to mouth kiss]
Xia Ling thought the system was malfunctioning again, so he didn't take this sentence seriously.Who would go to a relative's house at the most critical moment? Could it be that after the kiss, Bai Li felt happy and let him go?Do not make jokes.
[player believe it or not]
Seeing Bai Li move the hand that was originally around his neck to his head little by little, Xia Ling finally decided to trust the system for a while.With the help of the system, he reluctantly turned around, raised his hand to press the back of Bai Li's head, and kissed him on the lips.Bai Li's lips were so cold that Xia Ling thought he was kissing a piece of ice.
Bai Li didn't expect Xia Ling to turn around and kiss him. He didn't react for a while, until he realized that his body was gradually becoming transparent. He squinted his eyes and rubbed Xia Ling into his arms. , deepened the kiss.
When Bai Li finally disappeared in front of Xia Ling, Xia Ling still remembered the deep and pleasant voice that was no longer as unpopular as before.
He said, "I'll let you go this time."
Because of Bai Li's disappearance, the thick layer of ice in the room caused by him also disappeared.
[Player, please get ready, you are about to enter the next world, because this time the world has changed, and it seems that the player can persist without me and not die, and successfully find the place where the 'accident' is superior……]
[^_^ Give the player extra points this time]
[Currently the player's total points are 80000]
What does it mean to persist without you and not die!I won't die even without you!
[Just be arrogant ←_← If I hadn’t given you a power call at the end, do you really think you can wake up?If you really want to calculate it, I can count your points as a negative number]
Although the system is very poor, Xia Ling really felt that it would be a very painful thing to lose it at a critical moment.But it's better not to talk about it.
The second after Xia Ling was teleported away, Bai Li, who was standing outside the window quietly watching Xia Ling disappear in place, slightly raised the corners of her mouth, with a gentle smile, and put her hand in front of the glass window , said, "Just letting you go this time doesn't mean I'll let you go next time, Xia Ling, we have plenty of time."
It was also after Xia Ling left that the world returned to its original appearance, distorted out of shape, and still as usual, but the time of the whole world is here, and it will never stop moving forward.
Pedestrians on the road have never noticed that they have been repeating the same thing all the time, or they are forbidden to stay where they are, as if waiting for something to return.
It's just that they don't know that what they are waiting for will never come back.
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"Doctor Xia, the patient who is looking for you is here." The woman in a light pink nurse's uniform pointed to the half-open room not far away, then thought for a while, walked over to Xia Ling and whispered in Xia Ling's ear. Said, "The person inside seems to be a celebrity, Dr. Xia had better be careful."
It didn't take the nurse to say that Xia Ling already knew who the person inside was, but he still nodded towards the nurse, indicating that he already understood the unfavorable character and status of the person inside.Even though he said so, Xia Ling still has something to do with him, because the target of the strategy this time is a certain person in the ward who is waiting for him to treat a disease who recently won the crown of actor, but for some reason, his ears are about to go deaf the guy.
There is an old saying that you can't have your cake and eat it too.
How wonderful, God opened a door for you, and then closed the next window casually.
Xia Ling walked to the door, and knocked lightly out of politeness, no matter whether the person inside was drooling while sleeping on the table in a disfigured way, or vigorously swiping those Weibo related to him .He pushed the door open the second he knocked, and the first thing he saw were those beautiful brown eyes.
Xia Ling dared to bet that he could call this man the owner of those beautiful jewel-like eyes in the future, well, the eyes are the key point.
The man was wearing a white mask, obviously not wanting others to see his appearance, but judging from the part not covered by the mask, it is not difficult to imagine that this must be a very handsome type.But getting used to seeing this kind of handsome, rich but potentially gay man, Xia Ling sat on the swivel chair across the table opposite the man very calmly.
Seeing Xia Ling walking in, the man didn't speak, his eyes stayed on Xia Ling's face for a while, then he lowered his head and started playing with the cell phone in his hand that he hadn't put down since he entered this ward.This is the first time Xia Ling has seen such an attractive patient. Although this is the first time he treats a patient, the first impression is also very important, okay?
He cleared his throat, then tapped the table with his finger, and said to the man, "What's your name?"
"Jiang Mu."
Jiang Mu didn't look directly at Xia Ling when he spoke, which made Xia Ling have the illusion that 'actually the mobile phone in that guy's hand is his attending physician'.Why don't you use your mobile phone to see a doctor but come to see him instead?Sure enough, the brain is not normal!
"Mr. Jiang, before I treat you, I want to tell you two things. First, please respect me. Please don't hold your mobile phone when you talk, but if you want to find a mobile phone for medical treatment, I will not stop you." , you can go out and turn left to leave the hospital. Second, please take off the mask, it’s an eyesore, I have obsessive-compulsive disorder, I can’t treat the patient without seeing his whole face, if not, please refer to the end of the first article. "
╮(╯▽╰)╭What kind of obsessive-compulsive disorder are you kidding, you have to take off your mask if you are told to.
Jiang Mu was obviously shocked by what Xia Ling said. His [emphasis line] beautiful eyes [emphasis line] looked at Xia Ling in surprise, then he turned off his phone as if he had compromised, took off the electric board and placed it on the on the desktop.Then he took off the mask along the way, revealing the face that was originally covered under the mask.
Sure enough, after taking it off, it was very pleasing to the eye, but Jiang Mu sat quietly on the chair, and there was a bit of irony in what he said, "I really didn't know that the doctors in this hospital had such a quirk. Of course, it is said that obsessive-compulsive disorder It's also a disease that needs to be cured. Now I'm a little worried that you can't even cure your own obsessive-compulsive disorder, how can you cure my disease?"
"But I didn't challenge your authority." Jiang Mu put his hands on the table, Xia Ling's teeth itch with an innocent expression.Usually, if you fight with such a guy with super high acting skills, you will always be the one who loses.So he skipped this topic directly, keeping the calm look on his face when he walked in.
"The nurse told me that sometimes you can't hear anything in your ears, but it's just all of a sudden, and it's only recently that you can't hear for a few days, right?" Xia Ling doesn't know how to treat diseases at all. How could he know how to treat him, so he pretended to be so advanced that Jiang Mu couldn't understand, and then said casually that he was hopeless, so that he could be locked in the hospital to gain favor.
Holy shit, he must be the smartest player in the world!untie!release!
"At first, I just couldn't hear what other people said, and then I couldn't hear it for a while, and finally I couldn't hear anything for several days." Jiang Mu saw that Xia Ling had no expression on his face, but he thought it was very funny Yes, out of curiosity, he asked again, "Doctor, I think you don't seem to know how to cure diseases. Are you sure you can cure me?"
Of course it can't be cured.
Xia Ling only dared to think but dare not to say, he still has to pretend to be a knowledgeable and talented doctor. In order to prevent Jiang Mu from doubting him, he pretended to be profound and said, "How long has this disease lasted?"
"Half a month." Jiang Mu, who didn't get an answer from Xia Ling, was also not angry. He also heard from the assistant that the doctor in this hospital was the most wonderful doctor named Xia Ling. Although he was famous and cured many diseases, it was said that There is something wrong with my brain.Don't mess with him if you can. If you mess with him, wait until he really loses his mind and goes mad, then it's not something that can be solved with a little money.
It's a pity that Xia Ling didn't know what Jiang Mu was thinking, otherwise he would really exchange all his points and systems for an atomic bomb or a rocket launcher, and maybe he would directly bombard the person in front of him.He rummaged through his toolbox and found a key to the next room. "Come into the room over there with me, and I'll take a picture for you."
Xia Ling used the key to open the room, and was so frightened by the high-end goods inside that he almost fainted. There were all kinds of equipment, and they looked very tall. Xia Ling was a quack doctor and hadn't been seen by anyone. For a sick guy, he doesn't know what these things are called or what they are used for.
Sure enough, the TV series are all deceptive. Those seemingly sophisticated instruments are like children’s toys in the TV series. It’s so painful to watch (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻
[Friendly reminder, the instrument on the left is a mission prop]
The friendly performance of the system makes people who have used it say it is good.After Xia Ling gave a thumbs up, he turned to face the instrument on the left. The instrument was indeed very tall from a distance, but it was still very tall when he walked in, and it felt very tall when he touched it.In general, Xia Ling's impression of this instrument is "very expensive".
←_←Think those three characters are tall, you guys are really like Tucson.
Xia Ling asked Jiang Mu to lie down and put a blindfold on him. Jiang Mu felt something was wrong at that moment, and asked directly, "Why are you wearing this thing for me?"
Nonsense, of course it makes you see things!
Xia Ling used his perfect acting skills to explain what it means to tell lies with open eyes.I saw that he put the blindfold on Jiang Mu's eyes neatly, and then there were more buttons on the instrument at some point, fixing Jiang Mu's hand that was about to take off the blindfold, and he was not allowed to move at all. "This is a necessary step for your treatment. I'm just afraid that you will be prepared because you are afraid of running away or moving around. Why are you in a hurry? I won't sell you."
After tinkering for a long time before learning how to use this high-end instrument, Xia Ling took a few pictures of Jiang Mu. After finding that there seemed to be nothing special, he secretly used his points to ask the system to randomly pull a picture of a patient with a mental disorder from the hospital. Come over and exchange with Jiang Mu.Before that, he made a small improvement to the system, which made Jiang Mutu's condition worse.
This feeling of working together to deceive the target of the raider cannot be praised.
Xia Ling unbuttoned Jiang Mu's hands, and then put on a troubled expression before Jiang Mu took off the blindfold. Jiang Mu looked like Jiang Mu who had been in the entertainment circle for many years and was used to how many celebrities pretended The guy with the face felt that he was really sick.
Xia Ling felt that the effect he expected had been achieved, and then showed Jiang Mu the picture with some sadness, and then crackled a lot of incomprehensible words in some technical terms that he didn't even know where he came from.Under Jiang Mu's puzzled eyes, he pointedly said, "Simply put, you are out of your mind."
Jiang Mu's heart began to feel powerless. He always felt that Xia Ling was lying and was still cheating him, but unfortunately, he just couldn't find out where Xia Ling was lying, because what he said was too perfect And with the evidence in hand, Jiang Mu didn't know what to say to refute.
It's just that the ears are a little hard to hear, but now it's directly sublimated to the state of mental illness, and no one thinks this is unrealistic.
Then Jiang Mu was inexplicably changed into a sick suit and temporarily lived in the hospital.
Considering that Jiang Mu had a problem with his mind, Xia Ling confiscated all his mobile phones, wallets, and other things. Mu left the hospital.No one is allowed to visit him. In one sentence, it means "the patient's condition is not very stable now."
This kind of behavior of not letting flies and mosquitoes in except him, let alone assistants, completely collapsed the company.They can only completely block the information. On the one hand, they want to stop the news that Jiang Mu was imprisoned in the hospital by a quack doctor, and on the other hand, they have to find a way to get Jiang Mu out of the hospital. .
……
Xia Ling took off the key hanging around his neck, and opened the ward where Jiang Mu was temporarily staying. Seeing Jiang Mu wearing a blue and white hospital gown sitting motionless on the hospital bed, his laughter burst out instantly. up.Holding back his smile, he slowly walked up to Jiang Mu and asked, "You, pfft... how do you feel..."
Jiang Mu raised his eyelids and glanced at Xia Ling, then said very quietly, "Oh, I am a tree now, how could you talk to a tree."
I'm sorry, this guy can't be really crazy, can he?And what's going on with that one!Could this mocking tone really come from a tree?
Xia Ling couldn't imagine how his fans would kill such an actor with over [-] million fans after he was driven crazy by him.Obviously burning to death is not very scientific, this method of death is too easy.If only one person and one foot can crush him to death Orz
"I think you are emotionally stable now, and you look no different from ordinary people. You should be discharged from the hospital." After coughing twice, Xia Ling stepped forward and patted Jiang Mu on the shoulder, "But there is one condition for letting you out, that is You have to come for a review every month, if you can let me be your personal doctor, I have no objection, you can think about it yourself."
"Doctor, I think you are sick. Talk to a tree, how can the tree understand?" Jiang Mu sat cross-legged on the hospital bed, with a provocative look on his face, Xia Ling wanted to choke his neck Give him a few slaps.
"Since you are a tree, why do you still talk?"
"..." Then Jiang Mu really stopped talking.
Xia Ling once again felt the sadness of self-slap in the face. Anyway, no matter what Jiang Mu thinks, Xia Ling can't lock him up in the hospital anymore. In case Jiang Mu is really driven crazy one day, who can he find to help him? go.
He took out his mobile phone and called Jiang Mu's assistant to ask him to come pick him up. When the assistant heard Xia Ling say that he was asked to come pick him up, he was dumbfounded for a few seconds, thinking that Xia Ling had taken the wrong medicine, but it was true. Let people go.No matter how much he tried to persuade him before, he would not let him go. This time, there will be no game waiting for him to jump, right?
The assistant drove to the hospital tremblingly. When he entered the ward, he was dubious. It wasn't until he saw Jiang Mu sitting cross-legged on the bed that he really believed that Xia Ling, a quack doctor, was really willing to let him go. up.He immediately rushed over and hugged Jiang Mu in a koala-like hug, as if he didn't intend to let go of Jiang Mu at all.
"Master Jiang Mu, I can finally take you out!" The assistant cried and wiped all the tears on Jiang Mu's hospital gown to express his sadness and joy (what the hell), but what he got in exchange was Jiang Mu. Mu was motionless, even quiet and eerily indifferent.
"Quack doctor! What's wrong with him!" The assistant saw that Jiang Mu looked stupid, and jumped in front of Xia Ling, grabbing Xia Ling's collar, but because he was a few centimeters shorter than Xia Ling, It looks very funny "You can't do something to him!"
"You're thinking too much." Xia Ling pushed away the tearful assistant with a bit of disgust, with a ferocious expression like a ghost from hell.Raising his hand to straighten his collar, he said very calmly, "He said he is now a tree."
"No, I'm a rock now."
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How wonderful, the transformation from a tree, although it has become worthless, but at least it is the most common stone, isn't it?
When the assistant heard Jiang Mu speak, his whole face was filled with an expression of not knowing whether to cry or laugh, and finally struggled for a long time before saying, "Young Master Jiang Mu, stop playing, shall we go back first? Go back to you I don't have a problem with what I want to play."
It's a pity that Jiang Mu ignored him.
Xia Ling, who was watching from the side, finally couldn't help but pull away the assistant who was about to step forward to drag Jiang Mu away, and looked at him with a look of 'have you lost your mind?' "You think he is a rock now, he can move, Can you talk? I think you need regular therapy too."
What Xia Ling said directly stimulated the fragile heart of the little assistant. He stretched out his hand tremblingly, and poked Xia Ling's shoulder. In the hospital?Recently, the company has helped Jiang Mu reject many scripts sent by world-renowned directors.
"I'll try." Xia Ling walked up to Jiang Mu. Jiang Mu said that he was sitting on the bed motionless right now, but when Xia Ling appeared in his field of vision, he would move himself His eyes shifted to Xia Ling, well, other people really don't have the ability to make him stare with such soft (hatred) and (hateful) eyes.
"Ahem...Jiang Mu, you are a rock now, right? Let's play a transformation game, how about I count one, two, three, and you become a talking object?" I don't know if the other party is really crazy Whether he was pretending to be crazy or not, Xia Ling had to let Jiang Mu speak first.
Jiang Mu snorted when he heard the words, then covered his ears, and shook his head frantically, "Can't hear, can't hear, I'm a stone, I can't speak at all, so don't become talking, I can't hear. "
Is it really okay to be so malicious and cute...
At this moment, Xia Ling wanted to look at the sky at a 45-degree angle, pretending to be sad and pretending that he was a doctor (funny) student (bi) with an unknown past.
Just when Xia Ling and his assistant were caught off guard, Jiang Mu suddenly pounced on Xia Ling. The sudden weight made Xia Ling not know what to do. Jiang Mu pushed him to the ground, hitting the back of his head against the cold The floor knocked him out abruptly.
Jiang Mu looked coldly at Xia Ling who was under him, pulled off the key hanging around his neck, and threw the key in his arms under the astonished eyes of the assistant, then turned and walked out of the ward , not at all the look of "I didn't take the medicine and I feel cute" just now. "Remember to lock him in."
When Jiang Mu disappeared into the corridor, the assistant was still stunned for a long time before saying "ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh After the outside was locked, he folded the key in half and threw it into the sewer very professionally.
Well, he is indeed a conscientious assistant in the industry who does good deeds in the new century without leaving a name. If you want to ask his name, please call him Red Scarf.
……
When Xia Ling woke up, her head still hurt like hell, and everything she saw in her eyes was in pairs.Stretching out his fingers and rubbing his temples, he could barely see things clearly before he discovered a serious fact.
Jiang Mu and his assistant disappeared.
If there is an even more cruel point, those two bastards actually locked the ward.
(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻Asshole, where is the most basic trust between people! How can you continue to have fun together if you do this?
But fortunately, he had his mobile phone in his pocket before, silently applauding his wit in his heart, Xia Ling took out his mobile phone, but luckily, his mobile phone ran out of battery.It doesn't matter, he took his mobile phone from Jiang Mu in a hurry before, and we are not afraid of one mobile phone running out of power, because we still have a second one.
Then again, Xia Ling discovered that Jiang Mu's mobile phone had been shut down due to arrears.In this regard, he said a thousand words and said "hehe" to express his extremely painful psychology.How wonderful, a big star, the mobile phone has been shut down due to arrears.Who would believe the rumors, those guys who made them perform in tens of millions of dollars, no matter how bad the box office is, they could make hundreds of millions, their mobile phones were shut down due to arrears.
Desperate for this malicious world.
Question: As a doctor, what should you do if one day you are locked up in a ward by a patient without a mobile phone and your keys are taken away?
Answer: I'm a little hungry, so let's find something to eat first.
Fortunately, nurses would come to deliver meals to the patients every day, otherwise Xia Ling really didn't know what to do.After waiting five or six hours hungry, Xia Ling finally arrived at the nurse who came to deliver Jiang Mu's lunch.
Just as the nurse was about to open the door, she found that the door was locked from the outside. She didn't know what happened. She heard that Dr. Xia Ling seemed to be going in to treat the patient. Could it be that the patient's condition was too serious, so Dr. Xia Ling That's why he locked the door from the outside?Then should I deliver lunch to the patient? What if I was injured by the patient? What if the patient took the opportunity to escape?
The more the nurse thought about it, the more frightened she became, so much so that she knocked on the door lightly, and regardless of the reaction of the people in the ward, she put the food outside the door.
Because the ward door of the hospital where Xia Ling works does not have a small door that can pass in food from the outside, and considering that the patients will go crazy in the middle of the night, all the wards of the hospital are soundproof so well that you can put your ear on the door, The people inside shouted so hoarse that you couldn't hear a sound.
So no matter how Xia Ling yelled or knocked on the door, the nurse couldn't feel it at all.Xia Ling could only watch helplessly as the nurse put down Jiang Mu's lunch and quickly left this floor.
Xia Ling: Ah, why does it feel like the sky is always dark?
Xia Ling dared to bet that the nurse was definitely an intern.
How can you just leave the patient's lunch at the door?Can you eat this way?can eat?If you have the ability, you can eat it and have a look?The door is still locked, how can this make people eat?Give bad reviews without explanation.
So that day, everyone in the hospital discovered a very strange thing.Dr. Xia Ling locked the ward after seeing a new patient, suspected to be due to the deterioration of the patient's condition.
But after that, no one saw Dr. Xia Ling again, and when they called him, they found that his mobile phone was turned off.Such a mysterious disappearance case was finally broken by a nurse who brought lunch to a new patient one sunny afternoon a day later.
After the nurse opened the door tremblingly, what she saw was Xia Ling who was lying on the ground dying, exhaling more air than inhaling, almost starving to death in the ward.
Only then did everyone suddenly realize that Dr. Xia Ling hadn't disappeared, but was locked inside the ward after being knocked unconscious by the escaped patient!
In the spare time of work, the doctors and nurses who got together talked in a low voice after looking around and finding no one.
One of the nurses, who was relatively young, even said something with a hint of complaint in it, "What, it's scary, I thought Dr. Xia Ling was kidnapped by someone."
"I thought he was abducted by aliens before." The doctor next to him pushed his glasses on the bridge of his nose with a very serious expression, making people sure that he was not lying.
"Doctor Huang is really serious nonsense."
"I put down 200 yuan salary in it before, and I was sure that Dr. Xia Ling eloped with some nurse. See how I thought of him so much, and even stuffed him with a nurse girlfriend. I didn't expect that this is how he repayed me. "The boyfriend of the nurse who spoke earlier, a well-known doctor in the hospital, also wanted to eat Xia Ling raw.
"You think too much."
"Yes."
"But if you think about it carefully, it seems that Dr. Xia Ling has never had any female friends around him?"
"God, it seems to be like this!"
"Hey, hey, tell me, maybe Dr. Xia Ling...Actually...no one wants it, right?"
Xia Ling, who was eavesdropping on the sidelines, couldn't help but stand up when he heard the group discussing why no one wanted him and even began to doubt his sexual orientation.If there is a display of the anger value in the game, it can be clearly seen that his anger is full to the point that the maximum limit of the anger value is about to burst.
"Aren't you always talking about why no one cares about others when you have nothing to do? If you have this time to treat diseases, you don't know how many patients you can cure!" And he is no one cares!
Generally speaking, talking about him behind other people's backs doesn't matter much as long as he doesn't know about it, or it shouldn't be a big problem if he finds out later, but the key is to be caught on the spot while talking about it. This feeling is really terrible up.What's more, the object of the talk is a doctor who is recognized by the whole hospital as a person who may be mentally ill, and who can't be persuaded by anyone who goes crazy.
Everyone was sloppy at once, and one after another ran faster than a rabbit on the grounds that they still had work to do.Xia Ling didn't realize what the group of people said at all, and there was no one in sight.
Sure enough, it's a pity that this group of doctors and nurses don't participate in the Olympic marathon. It is absolutely appropriate to win the championship at this speed.But really, I still want to arrest them all and beat them up one by one, what should I do?
Xia Ling returned to his office with a dark face, glanced at the phone that was still charging, and wanted to turn on the computer to find some games to play, but unexpectedly, at this moment, a text message popped up.
The content of the text message was very short, and it made Xia Ling want to kill someone.
"^_^Dear personal doctor, when will you come to check my condition?"
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In view of Jiang Mu's insane actions that knocked him unconscious and locked the door of the ward, leaving him hungry for nearly a day, Xia Ling also felt that there was no need to give this target a good face, so he picked up his phone and returned directly. a text message.
"You fell ill right after you got out of the hospital? You wouldn't catch someone on the street and call you a rock, would you?"
"Doctor, you are so cute, if I get sick and say I'm a rock, can I still text you?"
What should I do if I really want to hit him?
Xia Ling had already inputted 'You are hopeless, wash up and go to bed early' on the sending page of the text message, and was about to send it to Deaf Jiang just like that, when Jiang Mu sent another message and asked Xia Ling to delete it directly. He replied, and unilaterally turned hostility into jade to end this smoky war.
"Doctor Xia, do you think the salary of 100 million yuan is too little? That's right, it seems that such a small amount of money can't hire you [emphasis line] a genius doctor [emphasis line] who can help the world. It seems that I'd better find another doctor. "
"Ten minutes! I will rush to your place immediately and promise to give you a comprehensive inspection!"
In Xia Ling's dictionary, money and food are equated.Because he can buy food with money, and he can buy whatever he wants to eat. This feeling can't be better!
And although he is a well-known doctor in the hospital, his salary is not necessarily much higher than that of other doctors and nurses, and his daily food is more expensive than a month's rent... Waiting for a long time, in short, it is that 100 million is really a lot of money!
Xia Ling took off her white coat, and hurried to the basement with the car keys and mobile phone.Stride over to a gleaming Lamborghini - a green health bike next to it.
Xia Ling, who opened the wheel of the bicycle with the key, glanced at the Lamborghini, and felt that these rich people bought this kind of car because they were idle, and parked it in a special place for bicycles to show off.The bicycle is so good, safe, convenient and healthy, he would not say that his salary is spent on food and food, so he has no money to buy a car.
Annoyed by this kind of guy who parks indiscriminately to show off his wealth, Xia Ling somehow conjured up a large number of bicycle locks,
If it gets involved a little deeper, I'm afraid that Bai Li also has problems.
But does this mean that the existence of the system has been completely exposed?How many people still know about this matter... Xia Ling felt like he was going crazy, the hot water that was placed on the table before was no longer steaming, and I don't know when, the temperature in the whole room began to drop rapidly down.
Fortunately, Xia Ling didn't open the window when he woke up. He had slept on the table all night and was still wearing a cotton jacket and a quilt.The temperature drop seemed to have no intention of stopping at all. It wasn't until a thick layer of ice began to form in the room that Xia Ling reacted and wanted to leave, but found that the doorknob was frozen, and the gaps in the windows were also frozen together.
In such a low-temperature environment, Xia Ling could clearly find that the temperature in his body was losing, and he couldn't make any big movements. Even if he tried his best to pick up a chair and try to smash the glass of the window, it was of no avail. .Because the glass was already covered with ice, Xia Ling didn't even destroy that layer of ice, let alone leave here.
System, what's going on?
[he came]
Who?
[that guy who shouldn't exist]
Before Xia Ling understood what the system meant, he saw the almost transparent Bai Li who was sitting on the sofa.
Bai Li's black hair was trimmed to one side to just cover half of his left eye, but Xia Ling's back felt cold from the completely black right eye exposed to the air.Because Xia Ling didn't have time to look at Bai Li's face the previous few times, this time Xia Ling was really shocked by Bai Li's true face.
His skin was horribly white, and he didn't have any spots on his body like a corpse, and he didn't look like the kind of bloody flesh in horror movies. Except for those completely black eyes, Bai Li was no different from ordinary people. .However, the most difficult thing for Xia Ling to ignore was Bai Li's eyes. Just staring at them for a while, he would feel all kinds of uncomfortable negative emotions conveyed from them.
"The annoying thing is back?" Bai Li's voice came from behind Xia Ling. Before Xia Ling could turn around, he was hugged by Bai Li. He didn't even see when Bai Li came to him. behind.Bai Li's hand slowly moved to the zipper of Xia Ling's coat, his voice was cold and lifeless.
"Why do you have to dress so warmly?" Bai Li closed his eyes and gently rubbed against Xia Ling's neck, then unzipped Xia Ling's jacket little by little with both hands.As if feeling the temperature of Xia Ling's body, Bai Li hugged him even tighter, "You are so warm, but I don't like it. So I want to make you like me."
System, what should I do now!
Bai Li was like a huge block of ice, which made Xia Ling unable to breathe. Coupled with the rapid loss of body temperature, his head felt unbelievably heavy. Sleepiness swept over him, and a voice in his heart said softly "If you're tired, go to sleep."
[Player wake up, are you crazy to sleep at this time!This guy is where the world went wrong, and you have to find a way to make him disappear, not yourself! ]
"That voice is annoying, right?" Bai Li put his hands on Xia Ling's shoulders, wrapped around his neck, closed his eyes as if he was in a deep sleep forever, "If you find it annoying, go to sleep, sleep Then you can't hear it."
Xia Ling only felt that he was very sleepy, and really wanted to sleep like this, so he listened to what Bai Li said.However, just as he was about to close his eyes, a sharp pain woke him up instantly.There was still a feeling of numbness in his hands after being electrocuted, and seeing Xia Ling wake up, the system also hummed.
[The points for this electric shock will be deducted from the player's total points (╯^╰)]
Pit goods!
Although Xia Ling thought so in his heart, there was a smile on the corner of his mouth.To be honest, if there was no system, he would probably have been tricked by Bai Li into falling asleep.Xia Ling's smile was particularly dazzling in Bai Li's eyes. He covered Xia Ling's lips with his hand, and stuck his sharp nails on the side of Xia Ling's face, and said in a cold voice, "Before taking you away, I should deal with that Disgusting stuff is right."
[player, do you want to leave this world? ]
nonsense!
[Then go and kiss him, mouth to mouth kiss]
Xia Ling thought the system was malfunctioning again, so he didn't take this sentence seriously.Who would go to a relative's house at the most critical moment? Could it be that after the kiss, Bai Li felt happy and let him go?Do not make jokes.
[player believe it or not]
Seeing Bai Li move the hand that was originally around his neck to his head little by little, Xia Ling finally decided to trust the system for a while.With the help of the system, he reluctantly turned around, raised his hand to press the back of Bai Li's head, and kissed him on the lips.Bai Li's lips were so cold that Xia Ling thought he was kissing a piece of ice.
Bai Li didn't expect Xia Ling to turn around and kiss him. He didn't react for a while, until he realized that his body was gradually becoming transparent. He squinted his eyes and rubbed Xia Ling into his arms. , deepened the kiss.
When Bai Li finally disappeared in front of Xia Ling, Xia Ling still remembered the deep and pleasant voice that was no longer as unpopular as before.
He said, "I'll let you go this time."
Because of Bai Li's disappearance, the thick layer of ice in the room caused by him also disappeared.
[Player, please get ready, you are about to enter the next world, because this time the world has changed, and it seems that the player can persist without me and not die, and successfully find the place where the 'accident' is superior……]
[^_^ Give the player extra points this time]
[Currently the player's total points are 80000]
What does it mean to persist without you and not die!I won't die even without you!
[Just be arrogant ←_← If I hadn’t given you a power call at the end, do you really think you can wake up?If you really want to calculate it, I can count your points as a negative number]
Although the system is very poor, Xia Ling really felt that it would be a very painful thing to lose it at a critical moment.But it's better not to talk about it.
The second after Xia Ling was teleported away, Bai Li, who was standing outside the window quietly watching Xia Ling disappear in place, slightly raised the corners of her mouth, with a gentle smile, and put her hand in front of the glass window , said, "Just letting you go this time doesn't mean I'll let you go next time, Xia Ling, we have plenty of time."
It was also after Xia Ling left that the world returned to its original appearance, distorted out of shape, and still as usual, but the time of the whole world is here, and it will never stop moving forward.
Pedestrians on the road have never noticed that they have been repeating the same thing all the time, or they are forbidden to stay where they are, as if waiting for something to return.
It's just that they don't know that what they are waiting for will never come back.
seventh male god
"Doctor Xia, the patient who is looking for you is here." The woman in a light pink nurse's uniform pointed to the half-open room not far away, then thought for a while, walked over to Xia Ling and whispered in Xia Ling's ear. Said, "The person inside seems to be a celebrity, Dr. Xia had better be careful."
It didn't take the nurse to say that Xia Ling already knew who the person inside was, but he still nodded towards the nurse, indicating that he already understood the unfavorable character and status of the person inside.Even though he said so, Xia Ling still has something to do with him, because the target of the strategy this time is a certain person in the ward who is waiting for him to treat a disease who recently won the crown of actor, but for some reason, his ears are about to go deaf the guy.
There is an old saying that you can't have your cake and eat it too.
How wonderful, God opened a door for you, and then closed the next window casually.
Xia Ling walked to the door, and knocked lightly out of politeness, no matter whether the person inside was drooling while sleeping on the table in a disfigured way, or vigorously swiping those Weibo related to him .He pushed the door open the second he knocked, and the first thing he saw were those beautiful brown eyes.
Xia Ling dared to bet that he could call this man the owner of those beautiful jewel-like eyes in the future, well, the eyes are the key point.
The man was wearing a white mask, obviously not wanting others to see his appearance, but judging from the part not covered by the mask, it is not difficult to imagine that this must be a very handsome type.But getting used to seeing this kind of handsome, rich but potentially gay man, Xia Ling sat on the swivel chair across the table opposite the man very calmly.
Seeing Xia Ling walking in, the man didn't speak, his eyes stayed on Xia Ling's face for a while, then he lowered his head and started playing with the cell phone in his hand that he hadn't put down since he entered this ward.This is the first time Xia Ling has seen such an attractive patient. Although this is the first time he treats a patient, the first impression is also very important, okay?
He cleared his throat, then tapped the table with his finger, and said to the man, "What's your name?"
"Jiang Mu."
Jiang Mu didn't look directly at Xia Ling when he spoke, which made Xia Ling have the illusion that 'actually the mobile phone in that guy's hand is his attending physician'.Why don't you use your mobile phone to see a doctor but come to see him instead?Sure enough, the brain is not normal!
"Mr. Jiang, before I treat you, I want to tell you two things. First, please respect me. Please don't hold your mobile phone when you talk, but if you want to find a mobile phone for medical treatment, I will not stop you." , you can go out and turn left to leave the hospital. Second, please take off the mask, it’s an eyesore, I have obsessive-compulsive disorder, I can’t treat the patient without seeing his whole face, if not, please refer to the end of the first article. "
╮(╯▽╰)╭What kind of obsessive-compulsive disorder are you kidding, you have to take off your mask if you are told to.
Jiang Mu was obviously shocked by what Xia Ling said. His [emphasis line] beautiful eyes [emphasis line] looked at Xia Ling in surprise, then he turned off his phone as if he had compromised, took off the electric board and placed it on the on the desktop.Then he took off the mask along the way, revealing the face that was originally covered under the mask.
Sure enough, after taking it off, it was very pleasing to the eye, but Jiang Mu sat quietly on the chair, and there was a bit of irony in what he said, "I really didn't know that the doctors in this hospital had such a quirk. Of course, it is said that obsessive-compulsive disorder It's also a disease that needs to be cured. Now I'm a little worried that you can't even cure your own obsessive-compulsive disorder, how can you cure my disease?"
"But I didn't challenge your authority." Jiang Mu put his hands on the table, Xia Ling's teeth itch with an innocent expression.Usually, if you fight with such a guy with super high acting skills, you will always be the one who loses.So he skipped this topic directly, keeping the calm look on his face when he walked in.
"The nurse told me that sometimes you can't hear anything in your ears, but it's just all of a sudden, and it's only recently that you can't hear for a few days, right?" Xia Ling doesn't know how to treat diseases at all. How could he know how to treat him, so he pretended to be so advanced that Jiang Mu couldn't understand, and then said casually that he was hopeless, so that he could be locked in the hospital to gain favor.
Holy shit, he must be the smartest player in the world!untie!release!
"At first, I just couldn't hear what other people said, and then I couldn't hear it for a while, and finally I couldn't hear anything for several days." Jiang Mu saw that Xia Ling had no expression on his face, but he thought it was very funny Yes, out of curiosity, he asked again, "Doctor, I think you don't seem to know how to cure diseases. Are you sure you can cure me?"
Of course it can't be cured.
Xia Ling only dared to think but dare not to say, he still has to pretend to be a knowledgeable and talented doctor. In order to prevent Jiang Mu from doubting him, he pretended to be profound and said, "How long has this disease lasted?"
"Half a month." Jiang Mu, who didn't get an answer from Xia Ling, was also not angry. He also heard from the assistant that the doctor in this hospital was the most wonderful doctor named Xia Ling. Although he was famous and cured many diseases, it was said that There is something wrong with my brain.Don't mess with him if you can. If you mess with him, wait until he really loses his mind and goes mad, then it's not something that can be solved with a little money.
It's a pity that Xia Ling didn't know what Jiang Mu was thinking, otherwise he would really exchange all his points and systems for an atomic bomb or a rocket launcher, and maybe he would directly bombard the person in front of him.He rummaged through his toolbox and found a key to the next room. "Come into the room over there with me, and I'll take a picture for you."
Xia Ling used the key to open the room, and was so frightened by the high-end goods inside that he almost fainted. There were all kinds of equipment, and they looked very tall. Xia Ling was a quack doctor and hadn't been seen by anyone. For a sick guy, he doesn't know what these things are called or what they are used for.
Sure enough, the TV series are all deceptive. Those seemingly sophisticated instruments are like children’s toys in the TV series. It’s so painful to watch (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻
[Friendly reminder, the instrument on the left is a mission prop]
The friendly performance of the system makes people who have used it say it is good.After Xia Ling gave a thumbs up, he turned to face the instrument on the left. The instrument was indeed very tall from a distance, but it was still very tall when he walked in, and it felt very tall when he touched it.In general, Xia Ling's impression of this instrument is "very expensive".
←_←Think those three characters are tall, you guys are really like Tucson.
Xia Ling asked Jiang Mu to lie down and put a blindfold on him. Jiang Mu felt something was wrong at that moment, and asked directly, "Why are you wearing this thing for me?"
Nonsense, of course it makes you see things!
Xia Ling used his perfect acting skills to explain what it means to tell lies with open eyes.I saw that he put the blindfold on Jiang Mu's eyes neatly, and then there were more buttons on the instrument at some point, fixing Jiang Mu's hand that was about to take off the blindfold, and he was not allowed to move at all. "This is a necessary step for your treatment. I'm just afraid that you will be prepared because you are afraid of running away or moving around. Why are you in a hurry? I won't sell you."
After tinkering for a long time before learning how to use this high-end instrument, Xia Ling took a few pictures of Jiang Mu. After finding that there seemed to be nothing special, he secretly used his points to ask the system to randomly pull a picture of a patient with a mental disorder from the hospital. Come over and exchange with Jiang Mu.Before that, he made a small improvement to the system, which made Jiang Mutu's condition worse.
This feeling of working together to deceive the target of the raider cannot be praised.
Xia Ling unbuttoned Jiang Mu's hands, and then put on a troubled expression before Jiang Mu took off the blindfold. Jiang Mu looked like Jiang Mu who had been in the entertainment circle for many years and was used to how many celebrities pretended The guy with the face felt that he was really sick.
Xia Ling felt that the effect he expected had been achieved, and then showed Jiang Mu the picture with some sadness, and then crackled a lot of incomprehensible words in some technical terms that he didn't even know where he came from.Under Jiang Mu's puzzled eyes, he pointedly said, "Simply put, you are out of your mind."
Jiang Mu's heart began to feel powerless. He always felt that Xia Ling was lying and was still cheating him, but unfortunately, he just couldn't find out where Xia Ling was lying, because what he said was too perfect And with the evidence in hand, Jiang Mu didn't know what to say to refute.
It's just that the ears are a little hard to hear, but now it's directly sublimated to the state of mental illness, and no one thinks this is unrealistic.
Then Jiang Mu was inexplicably changed into a sick suit and temporarily lived in the hospital.
Considering that Jiang Mu had a problem with his mind, Xia Ling confiscated all his mobile phones, wallets, and other things. Mu left the hospital.No one is allowed to visit him. In one sentence, it means "the patient's condition is not very stable now."
This kind of behavior of not letting flies and mosquitoes in except him, let alone assistants, completely collapsed the company.They can only completely block the information. On the one hand, they want to stop the news that Jiang Mu was imprisoned in the hospital by a quack doctor, and on the other hand, they have to find a way to get Jiang Mu out of the hospital. .
……
Xia Ling took off the key hanging around his neck, and opened the ward where Jiang Mu was temporarily staying. Seeing Jiang Mu wearing a blue and white hospital gown sitting motionless on the hospital bed, his laughter burst out instantly. up.Holding back his smile, he slowly walked up to Jiang Mu and asked, "You, pfft... how do you feel..."
Jiang Mu raised his eyelids and glanced at Xia Ling, then said very quietly, "Oh, I am a tree now, how could you talk to a tree."
I'm sorry, this guy can't be really crazy, can he?And what's going on with that one!Could this mocking tone really come from a tree?
Xia Ling couldn't imagine how his fans would kill such an actor with over [-] million fans after he was driven crazy by him.Obviously burning to death is not very scientific, this method of death is too easy.If only one person and one foot can crush him to death Orz
"I think you are emotionally stable now, and you look no different from ordinary people. You should be discharged from the hospital." After coughing twice, Xia Ling stepped forward and patted Jiang Mu on the shoulder, "But there is one condition for letting you out, that is You have to come for a review every month, if you can let me be your personal doctor, I have no objection, you can think about it yourself."
"Doctor, I think you are sick. Talk to a tree, how can the tree understand?" Jiang Mu sat cross-legged on the hospital bed, with a provocative look on his face, Xia Ling wanted to choke his neck Give him a few slaps.
"Since you are a tree, why do you still talk?"
"..." Then Jiang Mu really stopped talking.
Xia Ling once again felt the sadness of self-slap in the face. Anyway, no matter what Jiang Mu thinks, Xia Ling can't lock him up in the hospital anymore. In case Jiang Mu is really driven crazy one day, who can he find to help him? go.
He took out his mobile phone and called Jiang Mu's assistant to ask him to come pick him up. When the assistant heard Xia Ling say that he was asked to come pick him up, he was dumbfounded for a few seconds, thinking that Xia Ling had taken the wrong medicine, but it was true. Let people go.No matter how much he tried to persuade him before, he would not let him go. This time, there will be no game waiting for him to jump, right?
The assistant drove to the hospital tremblingly. When he entered the ward, he was dubious. It wasn't until he saw Jiang Mu sitting cross-legged on the bed that he really believed that Xia Ling, a quack doctor, was really willing to let him go. up.He immediately rushed over and hugged Jiang Mu in a koala-like hug, as if he didn't intend to let go of Jiang Mu at all.
"Master Jiang Mu, I can finally take you out!" The assistant cried and wiped all the tears on Jiang Mu's hospital gown to express his sadness and joy (what the hell), but what he got in exchange was Jiang Mu. Mu was motionless, even quiet and eerily indifferent.
"Quack doctor! What's wrong with him!" The assistant saw that Jiang Mu looked stupid, and jumped in front of Xia Ling, grabbing Xia Ling's collar, but because he was a few centimeters shorter than Xia Ling, It looks very funny "You can't do something to him!"
"You're thinking too much." Xia Ling pushed away the tearful assistant with a bit of disgust, with a ferocious expression like a ghost from hell.Raising his hand to straighten his collar, he said very calmly, "He said he is now a tree."
"No, I'm a rock now."
seventh male god
How wonderful, the transformation from a tree, although it has become worthless, but at least it is the most common stone, isn't it?
When the assistant heard Jiang Mu speak, his whole face was filled with an expression of not knowing whether to cry or laugh, and finally struggled for a long time before saying, "Young Master Jiang Mu, stop playing, shall we go back first? Go back to you I don't have a problem with what I want to play."
It's a pity that Jiang Mu ignored him.
Xia Ling, who was watching from the side, finally couldn't help but pull away the assistant who was about to step forward to drag Jiang Mu away, and looked at him with a look of 'have you lost your mind?' "You think he is a rock now, he can move, Can you talk? I think you need regular therapy too."
What Xia Ling said directly stimulated the fragile heart of the little assistant. He stretched out his hand tremblingly, and poked Xia Ling's shoulder. In the hospital?Recently, the company has helped Jiang Mu reject many scripts sent by world-renowned directors.
"I'll try." Xia Ling walked up to Jiang Mu. Jiang Mu said that he was sitting on the bed motionless right now, but when Xia Ling appeared in his field of vision, he would move himself His eyes shifted to Xia Ling, well, other people really don't have the ability to make him stare with such soft (hatred) and (hateful) eyes.
"Ahem...Jiang Mu, you are a rock now, right? Let's play a transformation game, how about I count one, two, three, and you become a talking object?" I don't know if the other party is really crazy Whether he was pretending to be crazy or not, Xia Ling had to let Jiang Mu speak first.
Jiang Mu snorted when he heard the words, then covered his ears, and shook his head frantically, "Can't hear, can't hear, I'm a stone, I can't speak at all, so don't become talking, I can't hear. "
Is it really okay to be so malicious and cute...
At this moment, Xia Ling wanted to look at the sky at a 45-degree angle, pretending to be sad and pretending that he was a doctor (funny) student (bi) with an unknown past.
Just when Xia Ling and his assistant were caught off guard, Jiang Mu suddenly pounced on Xia Ling. The sudden weight made Xia Ling not know what to do. Jiang Mu pushed him to the ground, hitting the back of his head against the cold The floor knocked him out abruptly.
Jiang Mu looked coldly at Xia Ling who was under him, pulled off the key hanging around his neck, and threw the key in his arms under the astonished eyes of the assistant, then turned and walked out of the ward , not at all the look of "I didn't take the medicine and I feel cute" just now. "Remember to lock him in."
When Jiang Mu disappeared into the corridor, the assistant was still stunned for a long time before saying "ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh After the outside was locked, he folded the key in half and threw it into the sewer very professionally.
Well, he is indeed a conscientious assistant in the industry who does good deeds in the new century without leaving a name. If you want to ask his name, please call him Red Scarf.
……
When Xia Ling woke up, her head still hurt like hell, and everything she saw in her eyes was in pairs.Stretching out his fingers and rubbing his temples, he could barely see things clearly before he discovered a serious fact.
Jiang Mu and his assistant disappeared.
If there is an even more cruel point, those two bastards actually locked the ward.
(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻Asshole, where is the most basic trust between people! How can you continue to have fun together if you do this?
But fortunately, he had his mobile phone in his pocket before, silently applauding his wit in his heart, Xia Ling took out his mobile phone, but luckily, his mobile phone ran out of battery.It doesn't matter, he took his mobile phone from Jiang Mu in a hurry before, and we are not afraid of one mobile phone running out of power, because we still have a second one.
Then again, Xia Ling discovered that Jiang Mu's mobile phone had been shut down due to arrears.In this regard, he said a thousand words and said "hehe" to express his extremely painful psychology.How wonderful, a big star, the mobile phone has been shut down due to arrears.Who would believe the rumors, those guys who made them perform in tens of millions of dollars, no matter how bad the box office is, they could make hundreds of millions, their mobile phones were shut down due to arrears.
Desperate for this malicious world.
Question: As a doctor, what should you do if one day you are locked up in a ward by a patient without a mobile phone and your keys are taken away?
Answer: I'm a little hungry, so let's find something to eat first.
Fortunately, nurses would come to deliver meals to the patients every day, otherwise Xia Ling really didn't know what to do.After waiting five or six hours hungry, Xia Ling finally arrived at the nurse who came to deliver Jiang Mu's lunch.
Just as the nurse was about to open the door, she found that the door was locked from the outside. She didn't know what happened. She heard that Dr. Xia Ling seemed to be going in to treat the patient. Could it be that the patient's condition was too serious, so Dr. Xia Ling That's why he locked the door from the outside?Then should I deliver lunch to the patient? What if I was injured by the patient? What if the patient took the opportunity to escape?
The more the nurse thought about it, the more frightened she became, so much so that she knocked on the door lightly, and regardless of the reaction of the people in the ward, she put the food outside the door.
Because the ward door of the hospital where Xia Ling works does not have a small door that can pass in food from the outside, and considering that the patients will go crazy in the middle of the night, all the wards of the hospital are soundproof so well that you can put your ear on the door, The people inside shouted so hoarse that you couldn't hear a sound.
So no matter how Xia Ling yelled or knocked on the door, the nurse couldn't feel it at all.Xia Ling could only watch helplessly as the nurse put down Jiang Mu's lunch and quickly left this floor.
Xia Ling: Ah, why does it feel like the sky is always dark?
Xia Ling dared to bet that the nurse was definitely an intern.
How can you just leave the patient's lunch at the door?Can you eat this way?can eat?If you have the ability, you can eat it and have a look?The door is still locked, how can this make people eat?Give bad reviews without explanation.
So that day, everyone in the hospital discovered a very strange thing.Dr. Xia Ling locked the ward after seeing a new patient, suspected to be due to the deterioration of the patient's condition.
But after that, no one saw Dr. Xia Ling again, and when they called him, they found that his mobile phone was turned off.Such a mysterious disappearance case was finally broken by a nurse who brought lunch to a new patient one sunny afternoon a day later.
After the nurse opened the door tremblingly, what she saw was Xia Ling who was lying on the ground dying, exhaling more air than inhaling, almost starving to death in the ward.
Only then did everyone suddenly realize that Dr. Xia Ling hadn't disappeared, but was locked inside the ward after being knocked unconscious by the escaped patient!
In the spare time of work, the doctors and nurses who got together talked in a low voice after looking around and finding no one.
One of the nurses, who was relatively young, even said something with a hint of complaint in it, "What, it's scary, I thought Dr. Xia Ling was kidnapped by someone."
"I thought he was abducted by aliens before." The doctor next to him pushed his glasses on the bridge of his nose with a very serious expression, making people sure that he was not lying.
"Doctor Huang is really serious nonsense."
"I put down 200 yuan salary in it before, and I was sure that Dr. Xia Ling eloped with some nurse. See how I thought of him so much, and even stuffed him with a nurse girlfriend. I didn't expect that this is how he repayed me. "The boyfriend of the nurse who spoke earlier, a well-known doctor in the hospital, also wanted to eat Xia Ling raw.
"You think too much."
"Yes."
"But if you think about it carefully, it seems that Dr. Xia Ling has never had any female friends around him?"
"God, it seems to be like this!"
"Hey, hey, tell me, maybe Dr. Xia Ling...Actually...no one wants it, right?"
Xia Ling, who was eavesdropping on the sidelines, couldn't help but stand up when he heard the group discussing why no one wanted him and even began to doubt his sexual orientation.If there is a display of the anger value in the game, it can be clearly seen that his anger is full to the point that the maximum limit of the anger value is about to burst.
"Aren't you always talking about why no one cares about others when you have nothing to do? If you have this time to treat diseases, you don't know how many patients you can cure!" And he is no one cares!
Generally speaking, talking about him behind other people's backs doesn't matter much as long as he doesn't know about it, or it shouldn't be a big problem if he finds out later, but the key is to be caught on the spot while talking about it. This feeling is really terrible up.What's more, the object of the talk is a doctor who is recognized by the whole hospital as a person who may be mentally ill, and who can't be persuaded by anyone who goes crazy.
Everyone was sloppy at once, and one after another ran faster than a rabbit on the grounds that they still had work to do.Xia Ling didn't realize what the group of people said at all, and there was no one in sight.
Sure enough, it's a pity that this group of doctors and nurses don't participate in the Olympic marathon. It is absolutely appropriate to win the championship at this speed.But really, I still want to arrest them all and beat them up one by one, what should I do?
Xia Ling returned to his office with a dark face, glanced at the phone that was still charging, and wanted to turn on the computer to find some games to play, but unexpectedly, at this moment, a text message popped up.
The content of the text message was very short, and it made Xia Ling want to kill someone.
"^_^Dear personal doctor, when will you come to check my condition?"
seventh male god
In view of Jiang Mu's insane actions that knocked him unconscious and locked the door of the ward, leaving him hungry for nearly a day, Xia Ling also felt that there was no need to give this target a good face, so he picked up his phone and returned directly. a text message.
"You fell ill right after you got out of the hospital? You wouldn't catch someone on the street and call you a rock, would you?"
"Doctor, you are so cute, if I get sick and say I'm a rock, can I still text you?"
What should I do if I really want to hit him?
Xia Ling had already inputted 'You are hopeless, wash up and go to bed early' on the sending page of the text message, and was about to send it to Deaf Jiang just like that, when Jiang Mu sent another message and asked Xia Ling to delete it directly. He replied, and unilaterally turned hostility into jade to end this smoky war.
"Doctor Xia, do you think the salary of 100 million yuan is too little? That's right, it seems that such a small amount of money can't hire you [emphasis line] a genius doctor [emphasis line] who can help the world. It seems that I'd better find another doctor. "
"Ten minutes! I will rush to your place immediately and promise to give you a comprehensive inspection!"
In Xia Ling's dictionary, money and food are equated.Because he can buy food with money, and he can buy whatever he wants to eat. This feeling can't be better!
And although he is a well-known doctor in the hospital, his salary is not necessarily much higher than that of other doctors and nurses, and his daily food is more expensive than a month's rent... Waiting for a long time, in short, it is that 100 million is really a lot of money!
Xia Ling took off her white coat, and hurried to the basement with the car keys and mobile phone.Stride over to a gleaming Lamborghini - a green health bike next to it.
Xia Ling, who opened the wheel of the bicycle with the key, glanced at the Lamborghini, and felt that these rich people bought this kind of car because they were idle, and parked it in a special place for bicycles to show off.The bicycle is so good, safe, convenient and healthy, he would not say that his salary is spent on food and food, so he has no money to buy a car.
Annoyed by this kind of guy who parks indiscriminately to show off his wealth, Xia Ling somehow conjured up a large number of bicycle locks,
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