[Quick Transmigration] Male God Raiders System

2. Xia Yan, you are really enough (really enough)

Xia Yan (wagging tail): Xia Ling, come over and watch this video.

Xia Ling (with a puzzled face):?

【Xia Yi (smiling): Long time no see, little cat.

Gu Lin (lowering the brim of the hat): I won't let you escape this time.

Xia Yi (took off Gu Lin's hat while he wasn't paying attention): The word escape has never been in my dictionary.

Gu Lin (angry): Give me back the hat!

Xia Yi (put the hat on his head quickly, ran back, and stuck out his tongue in the direction of Gu Lin when he was far away): Come and get it if you have the ability. 】

Xia Ling, who was watching the video of the black brother made by Xia Yan: ...

#Such a stupid one is definitely not my elder brother with snake spirit disease#

#二哥 I’m ​​sorry to trouble you, but also look a little bit darker when you’re blackmailing your elder brother! It's almost enough to be so OOC that you can't look directly at it! #

3. The hat is the body (Xia Yi x Gu Lin)

Xia Yi (successfully snatched the hat on Gu Lin's head again): Hey, what's the point of wearing a broken hat?

Gu Lin (silent): ...

Xia Yi (putting the hat on his head): Tsk...

Xia Yi, who just felt dizzy and didn't realize what happened, found the face in front of him that was exactly the same as himself: ...

Gu Lin, who is now in Xia Yi's body, reached out and lowered the brim of his hat: I told you, don't play with my hat.

#Hat is the body, this sentence is really not deceiving#

#What to do, my daughter-in-law is a hat#

#On the importance of not dying without playing hat#

4. Don't you really come and guess? (Jingfen Lin Junyan x Xia Ling)

(when clapping)

Xia Ling (tears): Slow down...slow down...

Lin Junyan (laughs): Then guess who I am now?If I guess right, I will slow down.

Xia Ling (fried hair): (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻How do I know who you are now

Lin Junyan (raising eyebrows): Huh?

Xia Ling: QAQ Ye...Ye Da?

Lin Junyan (sneering): Wrong, it was Jiang Mu.It seems you haven't remembered me yet, let's move on.

Xia Ling: No! ! ! !

5. This problem has always troubled me for many years (it has not been solved yet)

Xia Ling (helpless): Mother, why do you always have to write down all the goals of the strategy before you are reconciled? You know that Luo Yi and Bai Li have already died twice!

Stupid author (contemplation): It seems to be a bit too much.

Xia Ling (contemptuously): It doesn't seem like they've all died once, okay?

Stupid author (laughs): So how high can corpses be piled up like this?

Xia Ling (silent): ...

Stupid author: We have to take it seriously when so many male gods die together, but since this is the problem, we need to dig a big pit to bury these piled up corpses.So I would like to ask: which excavator technology is strong?

Xia Ling: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ you go away.

6. A murder caused by the price of a plate (Jiang Mu x Xia Ling)

Jiang Mu (waving at Xia Ling): Xia Ling, come here.

Xia Ling (ran over): What's wrong with Jiang Nanshen.

Jiang Mu (squinting and smiling): You haven't paid back the 17 years you owe me.

Xia Ling (silence): Talking about money hurts feelings, and even if you sell me for a plate of 100 million, I won't be worth the price.

Jiang Mu (clearly): If this is the case, then you should use your body to repay it.

Xia Ling (surprised): God, what do you want to do!

……

Jiang Mu (hugs Xia Ling and rubs)

Someone who was used as a pillow: Hehe...

Jiang Mu (innocent): What do you mean?

Xia Ling (playing dead): ...

Jiang Mu (laughs): Are you blaming me for not doing something special to you?That's right, instead of using you as a pillow, why don't we do something ♂meaningful♂on the bed together.

Xia Ling: Σ(っ°Д°;) っNo!I just want to be a beautiful pillow quietly!

Jiang Mu (smirking): It's too late.

7. Putting salt will kill the star people are really narrow-minded (Xiao Luo x Xia Ling)

Xia Ling milk cat (angry): (#‵′) meow meow meow (I want to eat meat! I need to put salt!)

Xiao Luo (reaching out to touch the cat's head): What's wrong?

Xia Ling milk cat (gives Xiao Luo a paw): Meow! (Roll! Eat meat!)

Xiao Luo (sneering): Heh.

Xia Ling milk cat: meow

Xiao Luo (reaching out to hug the cat): Why are you shaking, huh?I am absolutely right no will be right you how what kind.

……(Years later)……

Xia Ling who was forcibly grabbed by Xiao Luo: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ What if it's not right for me!

Xiao Luo (deepen strength + raise eyebrow): How am I treating you?

Xia Ling: Slow down, bastard QAQ

Xiao Luo (laughs): You patted my paws before, and I will do you a few times.

Xia Ling (surprised): Wait!

Xiao Luo:?

Xia Ling (weak): If you kill me and turn me into a cat, can you put salt in the dishes when you raise me?

Xiao Luo: ...

#Why every small theater can see Xia Ling being stupid#

#Xia Ling is so stupid that I can't look straight at what should I do#

#On the importance of falling in love with a stupid cat#

#How to fall in love with different races? #

8. There are always a few days of estrus every month (Loy x Xia Ling)

[At this time, on the interstellar spaceship we met for the first time]

Xia Ling (watching Roy's estrus silently): The system, do you think I fucked Roy first or did I fuck Roy or did I fuck Roy?

system:……

Xia Ling: (っ°▽°)っThen decide to increase your favorability with Loy.

Luo Yi (in estrus and in a state of fever and consciousness is a little unclear): ...

Xia Ling (flutter): La la la, take down Loi~

……

Xia Ling, who was attacked for several days until the end of Roy's estrus because her strength was not as strong as Roy's and she jumped at the wrong position: Bastard!The promised Omega always accepts (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

Roy (serious): I will be responsible for you.

Xia Ling (explosive): Who wants you to be responsible!I am more or less responsible to you!

Roy (understanding): Good.

Xia Ling: Σ(っ°Д°;) eh?

……Years later……

Xia Ling after being slapped again: Bastard!It's different from saying that I'm responsible for you!

Roy (laughs): You must be responsible to me if you finish your favorability.As for the time on the spaceship, I am naturally responsible for you.

Xia Ling: [/Goodbye/] Desperate for this malicious world[/Goodbye/]

9. Teachers and students are so emotional (Fu Han x Xia Ling)

First Day

Fu Han (holding the question): How should Xia Ling do this question?

Xia Ling (glanced at it): Well, the way to solve this problem is balabala...

Fu Han (silent): ...

The next day

Fu Han (holding the question): How should Xia Ling do this question?

Xia Ling (looks at it): I explained to you yesterday that you still don’t know how to do it, then let me explain it again balabala...

Fu Han (silent): ...

On the third day

Fu Han (holding the question): How should Xia Ling do this question?

Xia Ling (glanced at it): ...I think this question is quite simple, you can see that the solution is balabala...

Fu Han (silent): ...

Fourth day

Fu Han (holding the question): How should Xia Ling do this question?

Xia Ling (angry): (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ how do I know

Fu Han (laughs): It's finally time. Since you don't know how to do it, let me teach you.

……

Xia Ling who was taught to go to bed by Fu Han: ...

Fu Han (innocent): Xia Ling, haven't you learned it yet?Then teach it again.

Xia Ling: I will!Will!

Fu Han (laughs): But I think what I just taught was not detailed enough, let's do it again.This time it must be more proficient than last time.

It is said that Xia Ling has never failed an exam since then ╮(╯▽╰)╭

10. The stalk of a monkey is really fun (Ye Cheng x Xia Ling)

[Favorite walking at night: o(*￣▽￣*)o Ye Da, I want to pick up soap for you

I love walking at night: (/≧▽≦)/Ye Da, I want to give birth to a monkey for you

My favorite night walk: (≧▽≦) Ye Da, I want to give you Huaguo Mountain

I love walking at night: In short, I just want to give Ye Dasheng a lot of monkeys! 】

Flowers of Gaoling: Raising Monkeys, Crazy Demons, Walking Night Road, Hello, Mr.

My family lives on the loess plateau: Atavisms that cannot be seen directly

Little Apple: Please don’t drag Ye Da to degenerate together when you degenerate next time when you are walking at night^_^

Favorite walk at night: You guys are just jealous of me hahahaha

Hong Benben: Hehe, let us be jealous when you actually give birth.

Green book: +1

Fantastic Gentleman: +2

I'm so handsome, what should I do: +3

Adorable fat second gentleman: +10086

Fat Ci Jun marry me: + ID number

……Years later……

Xia Ling who was slapped by Ye Cheng: I'm so tired and don't want to mess with him anymore.

Ye Cheng (touching Xia Ling's head): I did this to make them jealous of you.

Xia Ling (surprised): Ye Da, you actually peeked at the screen!

Ye Cheng: ...

#My family actually likes to spy on the screen! #

#Sure enough, the world is full of malice#

#And men and men how to have children, Ye Da, stop making trouble#

11. The flexibility of the waist is really a mourning disease (Su Yu x Xia Ling)

[At the beginning of the end times]

Xia Ling (turning her face away): I'm not envious of Su Yu's abs.

Su Yu (in a coma): ...

Xia Ling (embarrassed): But it should be fine if you touch it.Su Yu, if you don't speak, I will take it as your acquiescence!

Su Yu (in a coma): ...

Xia Ling (excited): Then I'll take it as your agreement! (reaches out and touches)

Su Yu (opened his eyes long ago to watch Xia Ling's movements): ...

Xia Ling: _(:з」∠)_Six pack abs are amazing

Su Yu (smiling softly): Do you want abdominal muscles?Although I can't help you with this, I can help you exercise the flexibility of your waist.

#On the importance of self-rescue when you touch the male god's abdominal muscles and get caught#

#怎么做男神 wants to help me exercise the flexibility of my waist, what should I do but refuse, wait online, I'm in a hurry#