The wrong way to be a villain

Early in the morning, there was a puff of thick smoke floating on Chuxiu Mountain.

People on the mountain were in a mess, coming in and out with basins in their hands. After an unknown amount of time, the smoke finally stopped.

"Let me go! Let me beat that bastard!" Du Yuefei, who was so black that he couldn't see his original face, was struggling frantically.

Luo Xin pinched him with one hand: "Calm down."

"I can't calm down anymore!" Du Yuefei jumped, "It took me half a year to collect those medicinal materials! He burned them all up!!"

"He told you to calm down because," Hua Xiaoshuang hugged his chest and said coldly, "You can't beat that bastard Han Changsheng at all."

Du Yuefei: "..."

After a while, Du Yuefei squatted down on the ground, wiped his face, and murmured: "This life is really unbearable. It's only been a month. The little bastard has gone up to the house and set fire to it. What on earth does he want?" What are you doing?"

In the morning, Han Changsheng carried a bundle of damp straw to Du Yuefei's medicinal shed and set fire to it. Because the straw was wet, the fire didn't start, but the smoke was so strong that all the exotic flowers and herbs that Du Yuefei had collected were wilted. .

Gu Mingxiao said with a heartache: "He also shaved the heads of the cats I raised. Some of the most beautiful cats became ugly and got sick. They hid from people every day, and made me anxious. I can’t eat, and I can’t sleep.”

Luo Xin said expressionlessly: "He stole the secret books we taught and used them as firewood to roast pigeons. Fortunately, I can recite those secret books that he burned, so I kept a copy and hid them so that he would not find them."

Hua Xiaoshuang sneered.Han Changsheng didn't bother his Qiankun hall, but recently he always said things that shouldn't be said in front of him.After the death of Hall Master Hua, Han Changsheng never mentioned the old Hall Master Hua in front of Hua Xiaoshuang, and even ordered the whole church not to mention it, so as not to make Hua Xiaoshuang sad.But recently, he has come here from time to time to remember his old friend. This morning, he specially sent a catty of fried chestnuts to Hua Xiaoshuang, and then sighed and said that the old hall master Hua loved fried chestnuts most, but he secretly fried him. The fried chestnut stone and syrup were replaced by mouse excrement and footwashing water, and he was chased half a hill and cursed.

Du Yuefei said angrily: "How long do you think the leader will continue to mess around? Let's just let him go on like this?"

Gu Mingxiao smiled softly and said: "Thanks to you, you are still a medicine refiner, if you can't beat him, can't you think of other ways?"

Du Yuefei was startled: "You mean?"

Gu Mingxiao smiled even more gently: "I put cat feces in his favorite teapot and his favorite shoes."

Hua Xiaoshuang shrugged: "I made a copy of the sugar-fried chestnuts he made to trick my father back then, and offered him to eat."

Du Yuefei thought for a while, then trembled.

Luo Xin raised his forehead: "You are too... I just paste his roasted pigeon directly on his face."

The four of them were silent for a while, and Hua Xiaoshuang sighed: "I haven't investigated the reason yet, but I can probably guess what he wants to do."

The three of them turned their eyes to him at the same time.

At the same time, Lu Qingqian and Lu Baibi were in Han Changsheng's yard.

"Master, why did you cut two holes in my favorite clothes?" Lu Qingqian's pink and tender face was about to explode, and he spread the clothes in his hand, two holes were cut on the chest of the clothes, It is very funny to wear it just enough to expose the nipples.

Lu Baibi smiled so much that everything could be rejuvenated: "Master, did you throw your favorite bamboo pillow into the river?" It was his pillow since he was a child, and it was full of milky fragrance. Bring it with you, or you won't be able to sleep soundly.

Han Changsheng tapped his forehead with his fingers with some headache.He originally thought that the most difficult ones would be his hall masters, especially the human essence Hua Xiaoshuang and the black-bellied Gu Mingxiao, but he didn't expect it to be his right and left protectors.This month has passed, his four hall masters have avoided him for nothing, and no one wants to get close to him anymore, but Lu Qingqian and Lu Baibi have not changed at all.

It stands to reason that Lu Qingqian and Lu Baibi are as narrow-minded as him. If anyone offends them, it will definitely be the scariest thing in life, but this doesn't work for him.No matter how many bad things he did, Xiaoqing and Xiaobai would not think of the bad, but directly questioned him.If you question him, he has to give a reason. He originally made up some ridiculous reasons to anger Xiaoqing and Xiaobai, but he didn't expect these two little fools to accept everything he said.

Why did they lie to them that they could increase their power like him just by eating a catty of peppercorns, but they swelled their mouths after eating for half a month without knowing the taste, but they didn't make any progress at all?Because he remembered it wrong!

Why did you lie to them that there was a strange beast that had lived for hundreds of years in the mountain that would appear on the top of the mountain when it was alive, causing them to stay on guard for many days without enough sleep? Finally, a mouse was caught as a treasure, and Gu Mingxiao The cat I raised was sad for many days after eating it as rations?Because he remembered it wrong again!

Why do they get scammed again and again and finally find out that they have been cheated?Because he has a bad memory recently and keeps making mistakes!

But every time Han Changsheng said something, Lu Qingqian and Lu Baibi would believe it, they would not hold grudges at all, and the next day they would forget all the unhappy things before.

Han Changsheng frowned, and decided not to make any excuses this time: "There is no reason, the leader is happy!"

Lu Qingqian and Lu Baibi were stunned at the same time, they looked at each other, Lu Qingqian bit his lip, dripping water in aggrieved way: "Master, do you not like us anymore?"

Han Changsheng pretended not to care, and hardened his heart: "What do you mean, I have never liked you~~ah!" The last word couldn't help trembling.

This sentence was terrible, Xiaoqing and Xiaobai were dumbfounded on the spot, and after a while, four teary eyes filled with water.

Han Changsheng had another headache.Will the words be too heavy?No, it's not serious, the sooner they give up, the better!

"Why are you crying!" Han Changsheng said with a stern face, "Don't cry! I... I will send you to a mission!"

"No!" Lu Qingqian wiped his eyes and stomped his feet heavily.

Lu Baibi snorted viciously, feeling awkward.The leader clearly said that he likes them the most, he has said it [-] times since he was a child!It must be that the leader of the vixen Gou under the mountain has changed his mind!

"If you complete this task..." Han Changsheng softened his tone, "I like you all, okay?"

Lu Qingqian and Lu Baibi were still quarreling, they just secretly glanced at Han Changsheng out of the corner of their eyes, obviously waiting for Han Changsheng to coax them.

Han Changsheng said: "I have killed the sect master and ten killers of the Shadow Moon Gate. There are hundreds of killers under their sect. Now is the time when the dragons are leaderless. They reunited and asked them to obey the orders of the Tianning Sect. Those who disobeyed will be killed directly!"

Lu Qingqian pouted: "Won't that take a long time?"

It's been a while!Han Changsheng said: "What are you afraid of? If you are not in a hurry, you can spend a few years. Don't be in a hurry. After a while, I will make a detailed plan and you will go, and you will come back after completing the task." There are still three months before Lu Honghua agrees that the martial arts heroes will reunite in Kunlun Mountain to re-elect the leader of the martial arts. After three months, An Yuan will be able to become the leader of the martial arts. It will not be too late for Xiaoqing and Xiaobai to leave Xiushan by then.

Lu Qingqian and Lu Baibi looked at each other.Han Changsheng sent them to do quite a few tasks, but most of them were relatively simple, and the more complicated ones would be done by several hall masters, because they were afraid that the two of them would not be able to handle them well.But this task sounds like a lot of trouble.

"Okay, okay, let's go back." Han Changsheng said, "I want to take a nap, don't bother me!"

Lu Qingqian and Lu Baibi were forcefully kicked out by Han Changsheng, and they left aggrieved.

The two of them didn't leave for long when Hua Xiaoshuang came.

"I heard that you are going to send Xiaoqing and Xiaobai down the mountain to do a mission?" Hua Xiaoshuang cut to the chase as soon as she entered the door.

Han Changsheng said: "So what?"

Hua Xiaoshuang smiled: "Speaking of the Shadow Moon Gate, I think of one thing. Aren't you going to be the leader of the martial arts alliance? In two months, you should go to Kunlun Mountain, right?"

In order to fool Hua Xiaoshuang earlier, Han Changsheng lied to him that he planned to become the leader of the martial arts alliance.This is of course impossible, he has paved the way for An Yuan, and it will be done when the time comes.Han Changsheng said perfunctorily, "Don't worry."

Hua Xiaoshuang said: "I remember that Lu said that in addition to eradicating the evil forces in the world, he also needs to get the tokens of three people. I asked you before, and you said that you have already got them, but you have never seen them. Come out and show us. If you have any difficulties, you can tell me, after all, you are the leader of the sect, and we will not listen to everything you say."

Han Changsheng continued to perfunctory: "I got it all, so you don't need to worry about it."

Hua Xiaoshuang stared at his face, her smile deepened, and she said unhurriedly: "That's good. The matter of you destroying the Shadow Moon Gate has created an uproar in the world, and there are quite a few people who are jealous. Even if they thought about killing them, they wouldn't have imagined that the person who did such a good deed was actually the feared leader of the Demon Cult."

"What?" Han Changsheng caught the key words in his words and frowned, "I destroyed the Shadow Moon Gate?"

Hua Xiaoshuang raised her eyebrows: "Isn't it? After I parted with you, I actually didn't leave in a hurry, and stayed there for another half a month to ensure that the news had spread before I left."

Han Changsheng was stunned for a moment, and repeated in disbelief: "I destroyed the Shadow Moon Gate? Me?!" He clearly designed An Yuan to show the head of the Shadow Moon Gate owner and a bunch of tokens in front of everyone in Jianghu. !

Hua Xiaoshuang nodded: "Yes, in order to ensure the implementation of your plan, I even boasted for you when I went to dismiss the Shadow Moon Sect, and I reported Li Jiulong's name. I don't know what went wrong with you, It seems that some people thought that An Yuan was the biggest hero at the beginning, but Ronnie was caught as soon as you left. According to his confession, the matter of destroying Shadow Moon Gate has nothing to do with An Yuan, it's all about you thanks to

Han Changsheng gasped and jumped up from his chair.He didn't know that Ronnie had always hated An Yuan for killing his beloved hozen. Ronnie also knew that the robbery of Shadow Moon Gate should be related to the replacement of the martial arts leader, so he refused to let An Yuan take it. That credit goes to Han Changsheng, he just boasted a flower.

"What's wrong with you?" Hua Xiaoshuang's tone was calm, "Why do you seem to be surprised? Isn't this one of your plans?"

Han Changsheng broke out in a cold sweat silently.This is too bad, although the three keepsakes were all given to An Yuan, if there is no great contribution to eradicate the evil forces, it is not considered that the rules set by Lu Honghua have been fulfilled.What should I do now?