The wrong way to be a villain

At the beginning, Han Changsheng left An Yuan in Tianning Sect. Lu Qingqian and Lu Baibi thought that Tianning Sect had gained another member, but they didn't know An Yuan's identity.It's just that since An Yuan came, Han Changsheng has always been tired of being with An Yuan, and rarely turned over the signs of the two guardians. The two guardians were jealous, so they went to Gu Mingxiao one afternoon to ask what happened.

Lu Qingqian said: "Brother Gu, why does the leader stay with An Yuan every day?"

Gu Mingxiao said: "Because he likes An Yuan."

Lu Baibi's face was so swollen that it would explode: "Doesn't he like us?"

Gu Mingxiao laughed and said: "It's not the same kind of liking." Lu Qingqian and Lu Baibi are three or four years younger than Han Changsheng, only sixteen this year, and they don't know anything about love at all.

It was at that time that Hua Xiaoshuang was playing chess with Gu Mingxiao in his yard, and after listening to their conversation, he inserted a sentence in a neutral way: "The leader's liking for An Yuan is because he can't tolerate the second one in his eyes and heart." The love of two people."

Lu Qingqian and Lu Baibi exploded at once: "Can't you tolerate a second person?! The leader used to like both of us at the same time, but now he doesn't want either of us?!"

Hua Xiaoshuang dropped a pawn and spread out her hands: "The leader is such a heartless person. If I were you, I would definitely not be able to bear it."

Gu Mingxiao: "..."

Lu Qingqian and Lu Baibi jumped out of anger and ran away with their swords.

Gu Mingxiao gave Hua Xiaoshuang a meaningful look, and said, "The leader is in a terrible situation."

Hua Xiaoshuang narrowed her eyes and smiled, "Is your cat all right?"

Gu Mingxiao rubbed his chin: "I have to go and tell Luo Xin and Du Yuefei, if you don't hear anything, just ignore it."

Over there, Han Changsheng and An Yuan were discussing swordsmanship in the courtyard, when Lu Qingqian and Lu Baibi rushed in aggressively, Lu Qingqian cut off a corner of the stone table without saying a word.

Lu Baibi puffed his cheeks and said, "Tie him up, smear honey on the soles of his feet, bring a goat to lick him, and see what he says!"

Han Changsheng was stunned: "Xiaoqing, why did you chop the table again! Who offended you?"

"You!" Lu Qingqian and Lu Baibi pointed at Han Changsheng in unison.

"I, what's wrong with me?"

"And you!" Lu Qingqian pointed at An Yuan who was bewildered, "A vixen who snatches men!"

An Yuan was startled, and immediately cast doubtful eyes on Han Changsheng.He had suspected for a long time that Han Changsheng had an unusual relationship with the members of the Tianning Sect, but Han Changsheng did not admit it, and he had no evidence.It's good now, all the man-robbers are calling at the door, and they call him a vixen!

Han Changsheng immediately raised his head and said, "What nonsense are you talking about!"

Lu Qingqian and Lu Baibi stepped forward, hooking Han Changsheng's arm one by one, with teary eyes: "Do you like An Yuan, or us?"

Han Changsheng coaxed: "Of course I like them all!" Looking at An Yuan's darkened face, he hurriedly added, "But this is a different kind of liking!"

Xiaoqing and Xiaobai looked deeply shocked: "Xiao Shuang said that your liking for the vixen can't tolerate the second person's liking, is it true?!"

Han Changsheng: "o(╯□╰)o" Can the fuck deny it?If you deny it, isn't An Yuan going to get mad? !If you don't deny it, how can Xiaoqing and Xiaobai comfort her? !Damn Hua Xiaoshuang, her ability to sow discord is getting better and better!

Seeing Han Changsheng's silence, Lu Qingqian and Lu Baibi became anxious, and accused Han Changsheng of betraying him: "You said at the beginning that with us, you don't need to marry a wife!"

"You also said that you want to be with us forever!"

"You said that no one in this world can compare to us!"

"Tell me, if we fall into the water with the vixen at the same time, who will you save?"

Han Changsheng almost collapsed: "I, I committed suicide by jumping into the river!"

An Yuan sneered: "Hehe."

For An Yuan's suspicion, Han Changsheng was sincerely wronged.He and Lu Qingqian and Lu Baibi grew up together, and he still vividly remembers the fact that he could pee farther than anyone else on the hillside with their bare buttocks.The importance of Lu Qingqian and Lu Baibi to him cannot be described in words. Han Changsheng is as familiar with them as he is with himself. There is really no love relationship between them.

"You are my best friends and subordinates. How can he compare with you? He is just my lover." Han Changsheng secretly pulled Lu Qingqian and Lu Baibi aside, and whispered to them.

Then he went to coax An Yuan again: "The two of them are still children, ignorant, don't know what liking is, the conscience of heaven and earth, I really only have a heart for you."

Han Changsheng's brilliant tongue and lotus flower successfully harvested three supercilious eyes.

On one side were the menacing Lu Qingqian and Lu Baibi, and on the other was the suspicious An Yuan. Han Changsheng was one head and two big. He coaxed Lu Qingqian and Lu Baibi away for an hour like this. up.

At night, Han Changsheng and An Yuan were about to go to bed, and An Yuan was still a little angry. After all, no one would be happy if he was called a vixen for no reason.Han Changsheng coaxed: "The two of them will understand in a few years. There are some things we can do, but we can't do with them. For example, sleeping together..."

As soon as the words were finished, the door was kicked open, both Han Changsheng and An Yuan were startled.

Lu Qingqian and Lu Baibi walked in wearing colorful obscene clothes, holding pillows and quilts.

Lu Qingqian said: "We asked Xiaoshuang why the leader likes An Yuan differently from us. Xiaoshuang said that Anyuan can sleep with the leader, but we can't."

Lu Baibi walked to the bed with great aggrievedness, pushed Han Changsheng and An Yuan in, and began to throw himself on the quilt: "Why not? The leader obviously slept with us when we were young."

An Yuan flew towards Han Changsheng with a sharp eye.slept? !

Han Changsheng was very impulsive and ran out, grabbed Hua Xiaoshuang by the collar and shook it desperately, shouting into his ear how did I offend you, why did you treat me like this!

Lu Qingqian and Lu Baibi talked to themselves and began to make the bed. An Yuan turned over and wanted to leave. Han Changsheng quickly grabbed him and said, "The sleep Xiao Shuang talked about is not the kind of sleep you think, it's actually a bed." Kind of...practice! It's just practice!"

Xiaoqing and Xiaobai immediately regained their spirits: "What kind of skills, we have to practice!"

Han Changsheng said earnestly: "This kind of skill can only be practiced by the same person. I have already practiced with An Yuan, so I can't practice with you again. Otherwise, I will go crazy and feel heartbroken. Are you willing? Is it because I like him more or not?" The reason why I like you more is that my physique and his physique are more suitable for practicing together!"

Lu Qingqian and Lu Baibi looked confused: "Then can the two of us practice by ourselves?"

Han Changsheng was overjoyed: "Yes, yes, no matter how good it is! For practicing kung fu, you'd better ask Hua Xiaoshuang for advice. He has read a lot of books and has a lot of research on this kind of kung fu, or let him demonstrate it to you directly. You know, I'm the worst at teaching people."

Lu Qingqian and Lu Baibi nodded suspiciously.Han Changsheng has no sense of responsibility. As a master, he is indeed not as reliable as Luo Xin and Hua Xiaoshuang.

Han Changsheng said: "If Xiao Shuang refuses to teach you, he is lying to you. He hides his secrets, and he is afraid that you will become better than him."

Lu Qingqian pouted her lips and puffed up her chest: "We are better than him in the first place!"

Han Changsheng clapped his hands: "That's right, so you must ask him to teach you. That guy Hua Xiaoshuang is the best at deceiving people. If he coaxes you by saying that you are still young, he just looks down on you! Don't be fooled." !"

The two were persuaded and nodded frequently.

Han Changsheng coaxed: "Go quickly, if you study well, you can practice tonight."

The two innocent children just hugged the quilt and pillow and left.

As soon as they left, Han Changsheng heaved a sigh of relief, wiped off his sweat and collapsed on the bed.

An Yuan still had an unhappy face, Han Changsheng said helplessly, "Didn't I let them go?"

An Yuan stared at him fiercely, and held back for a long time before he could say: "You are the vixen!"

Han Changsheng was startled, and burst out laughing, stretched out his arms and pulled An Yuan into his arms, bit his ear and said with a smirk: "I am a vixen, a great vixen who has practiced for thousands of years. It’s good that you are out of your mind if you hook it.”

An Yuan was struggling at first, but Han Changsheng's technique was in place and his technique was superb, which made him blush in a short while, so he no longer refused.

The next thing is that Han Changsheng and An Yuan, who have already ascended to immortality, feel hot after watching it again. An Yuan is about to change to the scene in the dust-observing mirror, but Han Changsheng in the mirror suddenly smiles and hugs An Yuan. Yuan stopped what he was doing.

An Yuan asked in a daze, "What's wrong?"

Han Changsheng kissed the corner of his lips, and said softly: "It seems that I haven't told you yet—what I said before doesn't count—this is from my heart. Huangfu Fengxuan Xichen, I like you."

"hiss."

Immortal An Yuan was in a trance when suddenly his face became hot and he was a little surprised. Looking back, the little milk tiger Changsheng had woken up at some point, and just licked his face with his tongue.

Changsheng shook his beard in distaste: "What kind of crappy name did my old man give you? No matter how nice the love words are, paired with your mortal name, the good atmosphere will be ruined."

With a wave of An Yuan's hand, the inappropriate scene in the viewing mirror disappeared.

Han Changsheng looked at An Yuan with big round black eyes, and slowly stuck out his tongue and licked the corner of his mouth.

An Yuan asked, "What are you doing?"

Han Changsheng said: "Seeing things like that, it's inevitable that I can't help myself."

An Yuan looked up and down the little milk tiger in his arms.Han Changsheng had just ascended to immortality not long ago, and he was not yet able to control the immortal power, so it would save the most effort to transform into the appearance of a little milk tiger.With his appearance, An Yuan could support it with two palms.An Yuan shook his little finger unintentionally, as if he was comparing the size with something: "It doesn't seem suitable for you, does it?"

Han Changsheng was furious, groaned, and raised his front paws to knock An Yuan down.With a smile in An Yuan's eyes, a soft sea of ​​flowers suddenly formed under his body, and then fell into the sea of ​​flowers.Han Changsheng leaned on him, wagging his tail across his skin, and kept sticking out his tongue to lick his face.

An Yuan was itchy and comfortable to be scratched by the furry touch, Han Changsheng stopped suddenly, An Yuan opened his eyes in a daze, and saw the little guy squatting on his body tightly curled up into a ball and exerting force, all the hair on his body It exploded.

"what are you doing?"

"boom!"

The little milk tiger suddenly transformed into a human form, and Han Changsheng was gathering strength to transform into a form just now, but unfortunately his cultivation level is still a bit weak, and after taking the human form, he still kept his ears and tail.

An Yuan narrowed his eyes dangerously: "Do you know that in the mortal world, why I always suspected that you had a secret relationship with those people of Tianning Sect?"

Han Changsheng shook his ears: "Why?"

An Yuan said: "Because your technique is very skillful, it seems that you have practiced it many times."

Han Changsheng's ears stood high: "Heaven and earth conscience, if you don't believe it, you can check it in the dust-seeing mirror. My golden right hand, do you know how many nights before I met you, I endured loneliness , Is he the only one accompanying me?!"

An Yuan: "..."

Han Changsheng was about to continue, but he heard An Yuan say: "I am the god of war, I was not very sensible in the mortal world, so that's all. In the heaven, it's still the same, isn't it justified?"

Han Changsheng smiled brightly: "You are the god of war, you can come here for the fight against demons and defend the way; since you praise my skills so much, I can come here for things that make you comfortable."

An Yuan was still waiting to say anything, but Han Changsheng swallowed the rest of the words.

In the dust-observing mirror, all kinds of past lives are still there.

That day Han Changsheng suddenly rose up and gathered his Dharma Protectors together, he asked: "In this life we ​​are members of the Demon Cult, if in the next life you will fall into the realm of animals and suffer, what should we do? "

Lu Qingqian was very excited, and quickly replied: "Can I become a bird of prey? I want to be a big big eagle." He spread his arms wide.

Lu Baibi said contemptuously: "The eagle is not big at all!"

Lu Qingqian was not convinced: "What about you?"

Lu Baibi thought for a while and said, "I want to be an eagle bigger than you!"

Gu Mingxiao burst out laughing, stroking his flute and said: "It's not bad to be an Elvis Presley."

The topic suddenly became what animal he wanted to be most in the next life, Luo Xin wanted to be the most powerful mastiff, and Du Yuefei wanted to be the spirit monster in the book of mountains and seas.Only Hua Xiaoshuang did not answer for a long time.

Han Changsheng asked curiously, "What about you, Xiao Shuang?"

Hua Xiaoshuang bent her eyes, and said with a slight smile: "I have never thought about the afterlife. Whether it is suffering or happiness, in short, let's talk about tomorrow's affairs. Right now, I just want to live one day and be happy." Day. Like today, it couldn’t be better.”