The wrong way to be a villain

In a short while, Han Changsheng rushed to the place written on the note.It was in an alley. It was just dawn in the morning, and there was no one on the road.When Han Changsheng arrived, Lu Qingqian was standing at the entrance of the alley, and beside him was a middle-aged man with a wretched appearance. The man, the man left thankfully.

Alarm bells rang in Han Changsheng's heart, and his scalp tingled.The stuff in the sack is absolutely not good, is it used to deal with him? !The last time he ran away from teaching and was arrested, Lu Qingqian squeezed green peppers, bitter gourd, fennel, and onions into juice in order to teach him a lesson, and lied to him that it was a complete tonic soup...

Thinking of that smell, Han Changsheng shuddered, turned around and wanted to run, when he turned his head, he saw Lu Baibi standing behind him, smiling like a spring breeze.

"Hehe." Han Changsheng gave him a dry laugh twice.

Lu Baibi stared at him for a while, suppressed his smile, sighed softly, walked up to him, and grabbed his bandaged hand: "Is it badly hurt?"

Han Changsheng pursed his lips, couldn't hold back, and nodded aggrievedly: "Yeah!"

Lu Baibi took out a bottle of golden sore medicine from his pocket and stuffed it into his pocket.Han Changsheng recognized that it was a wound medicine specially developed by Du Yuefei, and it was very effective.

"Is it fun here? Are you happy these days?" Lu Baibi asked with a smile.

Lu Qingqian finished the transaction over there, and walked over with a sack in hand.He pouted and glared at Han Changsheng, trying his best to pretend to be angry, but this expression looked like a baby on his face: "Master, I recently learned from Master Du to develop a nourishing and nourishing soup." ~The leader must be very tired after playing outside for so long, let me make up for the leader, please?"

Han Changsheng glanced at the sack in his hand, and the hairs all over his body stood on end.Sure enough, the left and right protectors had recognized him, and it was useless to resist at this time, we had to find a way to bluff them over!

"I... I... I have been the leader of the sect for so many years! I haven't done a single practical thing, and I am ashamed of the Tianning sect!" Han Changsheng changed his face and changed into a dignified look, "I have already I've thought up a terrifying conspiracy, it's a shocking plan to allow the Tianning Sect to unify the Jianghu together! God! Big! Shame! Conspiracy! I can't go back until I complete my plan!"

Lu Baibi and Lu Qingqian were startled, and looked at each other, with three words of disbelief written all over their faces.

"What kind of eyes are you looking at?!" Han Changsheng was furious, preemptively, "Don't believe me?! Could it be that I lied to you?!"

Both Lu Baibi and Lu Qingqian hesitated.To be honest, the number of times Han Changsheng lied to them—it was quite a lot!

"When we were 14 years old, who smashed Hall Master Hua's entire hall, and who came out to take the blame?!" Han Changsheng said with his eyes wide open.

Lu Baibi was stunned for a moment, bit his lip, and lowered his head.

——Six years ago, Lu Baibi secretly smashed all Qiankun Hall of Old Master Qian by himself.The old hall master and the old sect master were furious and wanted to severely punish the culprit. Han Changsheng resolutely came forward to take the blame. Fortunately, there were people who interceded for him. In the end, he was punished and sentenced to a month in Siguo Cliff.However, the reason why Lu Baibi smashed the Qiankun Hall to pieces was because Hall Master Hualao beat Han Changsheng severely. Han Changsheng pretended to be pitiful and sympathetic, but he was lying on the bed moaning and groaning After three days of pretending to be seriously injured and unable to move, Lu Baibi was out of breath for a while, and then made the rebellious act of smashing the house.

"Who secretly took mad pills for seven days and seven nights in the tea of ​​the old leader, and who was punished?!"

Lu Qingqian froze for a moment, then held back with her pursed mouth.

——Han Changsheng was punished to face the wall. Tomorrow, someone secretly gave him food and drink. In order to end the punishment earlier, he pretended that he had suffered a lot from not eating or drinking, and stole a pill from Du Yuefei that made his body burn. Pills pretending to be seriously ill.Lu Qingqian felt distressed for a moment, and hated the old teacher for punishing him too severely, so he stole the crazy epilepsy pills for seven days and seven nights and poured them into the old teacher's tea.Of course, in the end, Han Changsheng not only failed to commute his sentence, but also faced the wall for an extra month.

Han Changsheng stared at them, with a heartache on his face: "I hid in this Yuehua sect without enough food and clothing and suffered a lot, all because of our Tianning sect! You two heartless people, even my words Do not believe!"

Lu Baibi and Lu Qingqian bowed their heads in shame.

After performing a full set of dramas, Han Changsheng said impassionedly: "My plan will change the pattern of the entire world and completely destroy the Martial Arts Alliance. Even the gods in the sky can't escape my plan! Just wait and see!"

"Then, what are you going to do, Master?" Lu Baibi asked in a low voice.

"Well, because it's a shocking conspiracy, intricate and extensive, I can't explain it clearly to you in a few words." Han Changsheng said, "Anyway, you go and help me investigate one thing first."

Lu Baibi asked, "What's the matter?"

Han Changsheng said: "Huangfu Tugen from Tianyuan Villa, help me find out how he died."

Lu Baibi and Lu Qingqian looked blank, as if they had never heard of this person.Lu Baibi nodded and said, "I see. I'll come to you when I find out."

Lu Qingqian asked: "Then will the leader of the sect hide in the Yuehua faction until he completes this big conspiracy? Will there be any danger?"

Han Changsheng waved his hand: "No. If there is any change, I will send someone to notify you!"

Lu Baibi and Lu Qingqian nodded obediently.

Han Changsheng couldn't help sniggering secretly.Fortunately, it was Lu Baibi and Lu Qingqian who came after him this time. Although his left and right protectors were the worst-tempered, they were also the softest-eared, obedient, and the most foolish.No, they were taken away with a few words and a few lies, completely forgetting that they came to Xingshi to question the teacher and bring back the leader of Luopao.If any of the four main hall masters were here, I'm afraid it would not be so easy to get away with it today.

"By the way." Han Changsheng asked, "Didn't the Yin and Yang Shuangshas be arrested by you last night? Where are they now?"

Mentioning Yin and Yang Shuangsha brought smiles to Lu Baibi and Lu Qingqian's faces again.Lu Baibi laughed so hard that an iceberg could burst in an instant: "Snatch my Tinning Sect's person, hurt my Tinning Sect leader. Heh. Heh. Heh. Heh."

Even Han Changsheng couldn't help shivering.

Lu Qingqian narrowed his eyes: "They are in the alley."

Lu Baibi and Lu Qingqian led Han Changsheng into the alley. In the deserted and empty alley, the yin and yang evil spirits were both limp and motionless by the wall, as if their acupoints were sealed.Their skin has turned purple to black, blood vessels are bulging on their bodies, and their expressions are painful. It seems that their patience has reached the limit.

Han Changsheng walked up to Yin Yang Shuangsha and squatted down. As soon as Yin Yang Shuangsha saw Han Changsheng, there was a little more panic in his painful expression: "You...you are..." They didn't seal the dumb acupoints, It's just that at this moment, I'm exhausted, and I can't make a sound even if I want to scream.

Han Changsheng narrowed his eyes and looked them up and down.The past leaders of the Tianning Sect have inherited not only disguise and martial arts, but also a small mind.Anyone who offended him will not be spared!

Lu Qingqian untied the sack in his hand, Han Changsheng smelled a foul smell, frowned and said, "What is this?"

Lu Qingqian put on his gloves calmly, took out a few bottles from the sack, and shook the bottles in his hand in front of Yin Yang Shuangsha: "I bought this from someone specially, don't you guys like boys? This is a boy pissing, boy excrement, boy spitting, boy's eye droppings, boy's booger, boy's earwax...well, plus boy's dandruff. I specially prepared delicious snacks for you, don't be too happy~"

Han Changsheng: "..."

There is no business in the eyes of Yin Yang Shuangsha.

Lu Qingqian was about to pour these delicious snacks into Yin Yang Shuangsha, when Han Changsheng suddenly said, "Let me come! I want to avenge my revenge with my own hands!"

Lu Qingqian silently handed him a pair of gloves and handed him a sack of bottles.

Han Changsheng put on his gloves, uncorked the bottle, and raised Yang Sha's face. Yang Sha looked desperate: "Help..."

Where did Han Changsheng listen to her begging for mercy, and poured all the contents of the bottle into her mouth.Then, he poured three bottles of the boy's "essence" into Yin Shaye.

After a while, Yin Yang Shuangsha began to vomit, and spit out a bunch of blue things.

Han Changsheng looked disgusted: "Don't worry, I still have a lot of delicious food here, spit it out slowly, and there is still something to eat after vomiting."

However, a strange thing happened. With the vomit of the yin and yang, their bruised and purple skins gradually returned to blood.When they vomited everything they could, they had returned to their normal appearance.

After vomiting, Yin Yang Shuang Sha looked down at his body and stretched his muscles and bones - even the acupuncture points sealed by the left and right guardians were untied!

Han Changsheng looked at them in surprise, while Lu Baibi and Lu Qingqian frowned, standing in front of Han Changsheng, ready to subdue Yin and Yang.But I saw Yin and Yang embracing each other excitedly, tears streaming down their faces: "Ahahahahaha! We are cured! We are cured!"

Han Changsheng and the others were dumbfounded.

They didn't know that Yin Yang Shuangsha had been hiding in the barren mountains and old forests for a year and a half in order to avoid being hunted down by the Tianning Sect.During the past year and a half, they couldn't suck the vitality of boys and girls, but they couldn't stop practicing the evil sect's kung fu, so their qi and blood flowed backwards, and they went crazy, turning into monsters who had to suck vitality every few days.As a last resort, they risked being chased and killed by the Tianning Sect and returned to the arena to continue doing evil.Unexpectedly, the "Boy's Essence" that Han Changsheng poured into them just now forced out the toxins in their bodies, and the qi and blood stagnated in their bodies were opened up, and they no longer need to suck vitality in the future!

"Benefactor!!" Yin Yang Shuangsha crawled to Han Changsheng's feet with tears streaming down his face, "Benefactor! Thank you for saving your life! From now on, we are willing to work for you, you are our reborn parents!!" Said Wan kowtowed vigorously to Han Changsheng.

Han Changsheng was dumbfounded.Why do things always happen that he can't understand?

Lu Baibi suddenly said: "There is someone!" He looked back and saw someone standing at the entrance of the alley.

It was already dawn, and the people in the town began to move around, so pedestrians also appeared at the originally deserted alley.

The man stood outside the alley, stared blankly at the sight of Yin and Yang Shuangsha kowtowing to Han Changsheng in the alley. My eldest disciple caught it! Hahaha! Got it!"

The disciples of the Yuehua Sect came down the mountain to catch the devil. Almost all the people in the town had seen the disciples of the Yuehua Sect. In addition, Han Changsheng was wearing the uniform of a Yuehua Sect disciple when he went out. That person recognized him at a glance come out.Yin Yang Shuangsha was the first couple who lost their child. The news spread in the town last night, so the man saw Yin Yang Shuangsha kowtow to Han Changsheng, and it took him [-] second to figure it out. A beautiful story of a hero who slays a demon, weeping with joy, delighting the hearts of the people, celebrating with the whole world, and rushing to tell each other.

In a short while, the whole street was buzzing with people.

"Yin and Yang Shuangsha caught it? Who caught it?" "It's the big disciple of the Yuehua Sect!" "What's the name of the big disciple of the Yuehua Sect?" "Li Jiulong! The Yuehua Sect promotes good and punishes evil! As expected of a decent family!"

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Lu Baibi and Lu Qingqian looked at each other and looked at Han Changsheng: "What should we do now?"

Han Changsheng looked at the Yin-Yang Shuangsha who was kneeling on the ground in disgust, and waved his hands: "Kill it." If you do something wrong, there is no room for compensation.If there was, he wouldn't be standing here with Li Jiulong's face aggrieved now.

Yin and Yang Shuangsha looked terrified, and before they had time to ask for mercy, a cold light flashed, and the sword in Lu Baibi's hand had already cut their throats.

Han Changsheng waved his hand: "You go first, I will take care of the rest."

Lu Baibi and Lu Qingqian nodded, jumped onto the fence and disappeared quickly.

The news spread quickly, and in a short while, the entire Yueyang Town was immersed in the joy of eliminating the evil.

"Li Jiulong! Great hero! Li Jiulong! Great hero!" Cheers and shouts resounded throughout Yueyang Town.