door god biography

Everyone knows that in order to help Chen Ze improve his cultivation, Shi Gong used illusion to create an ancient battlefield in the courtyard of Chen Ze's house. When you see the moonlight, you come out, and when you meet the sun, you dive.

Now is the time when the moon is at its most spiritual, and the ancient battlefield in Chen Zeyuan is the most active every day at this time, and the unlucky Mr. Thief just entered the courtyard at this time .

The moment he landed on the ground, the scenery in the courtyard of Chen Ze's house changed immediately. The limited space seemed to be infinitely expanded. As far as the eye could see, there was not even a single trace of human habitation, and what caught the eye was desolation. .

Mr. Thief's jaw almost dropped when he saw this, he kept rubbing his eyes with his hands, and couldn't believe that the scenery he saw was real. He kept hinting to himself in his heart, saying that he only It's just that I was too tired and had hallucinations, and it will be fine after a while.

But the fact is that he always likes to joke with him. When Mr. Thief kept making psychological hints, in the empty space that had always been quiet, something happened suddenly.

At some point, countless pairs of withered hands stretched out slowly from the soft ground in the space. The withered hands silently pushed aside the soil in front of them, and slowly pulled their bodies out of the ground.

When Mr. Thief realized that something was wrong and stopped his actions, the masters who came out of the ground were almost all there. They looked at Mr. Thief 'smiling' with open eye sockets and bare teeth without lips.

"Ah~~~~~~~~~!!!!" This is the only sound that Mr. Thief who is about to collapse can make now. The courage he had developed when he met the owner of the owner in the streets and alleys for many years, at this moment of crisis, he was stunned to stabilize his emotions. While shouting loudly, he also made the right decision to run away. reaction.

Mr. Thief's original plan was to go back the same way. After all, he was familiar with that road and it was easy to walk. If something unexpected happened, he would be able to react in time.

But after looking back, he realized that this idea may not be realized, because behind him, where the wall of the Chen family courtyard should have been, there is now nothing.

Such a sudden change caught Mr. Thief by surprise, and even made him lose his sense of direction for a while, but a professional is a professional after all. At this extremely critical moment, Mr. Thief decisively abandoned the previous strategy and decided to follow his feelings Go, so he randomly found a direction, and ran over there.

The scene Mr. Thief encountered was an ancient mass grave. Those living corpses were specially transformed by Mr. Shi, in order to give Chen Ze a place to perform large-scale exorcism. Mr. Thief's luck tonight Obviously it's not very good. Among the several hallucinated scenes, only this one is more scary, but the place that Mr. Thief chose to enter is precisely here.

The terrified Mr. Thief ran wildly all the way, and the living corpses followed behind him. Fortunately, the living corpses moved slowly and could only move forward bit by bit. This gave the thief Mister a trace of space to break away from.

After discovering that the living corpses following him were moving slowly, Mr. Thief exerted all his strength in order to run faster and escape the scary monsters behind him.

God seems to have heard the prayer in his heart. For some reason, those living corpses who had been chasing after him all of a sudden stopped moving collectively. Thousands of living corpses stood in the air. A line, just standing there and not moving.

Even so, Mr. Thief didn't dare to stop, and kept running at the same speed until he could no longer see those living corpses in his field of vision. Then Mr. Thief stopped, and limply piled on the ground.

Just as he was panting heavily and resting on the ground, his usually sensitive ears suddenly sent a message to his brain, and there was a noisy sound coming from not far in front.

Mr. Thief thought about it for a long time, and decided to go and have a look. The situation he encountered now is really weird. No matter what, he still plans to go out first, and the rest can be figured out after he goes out. , Mr. Thief believes that with his own clever mind, no matter what kind of difficulties he encounters, he can solve them.

The determined Mr. Thief got up from the ground and walked towards the direction of the sound lightly, intending to find out what it was that made the sound.

With his sensitive ears, Mr. Thief could tell what made those sounds even before he went to see them.

If he didn't make a mistake in his judgment, those sounds should be made by some animals, and those animals must be the owner's pets.

After reaching this conclusion, Mr. Thief secretly breathed a sigh of relief. No matter what those pets are, as long as they are living things, he will be terrified by the scene just now. If he encounters them again, It has to be drawn there.

After calming down his mind, Mr. Thief started to walk towards the place where the sound came from. No matter what it was, he had to go and have a look. According to him, for the sake of convenience, pet owners generally don’t keep their pets away from their owners. The location is too far away from the house, so if he follows the sound, maybe he can find the owner's bedroom.

Even though he had just experienced an escape, this Mr. Thief did not give up his original plan, and the reason why he was so persistent was not only his personal greed, but also the exquisite breast-guard. .

Holding that greedy desire, Mr. Thief walked forward on tiptoe, carefully approaching the place he wanted to go, but this time the opponent he was about to face was obviously not at the same level as the living corpses last time Yes, the evidence is that even though Mr. Thief is already careful, his approach was still discovered by the owners of those voices.

So what was waiting for Mr. Thief was another attack like a storm. This time, God granted his wish again. What he provoked was a group of spirit monkeys who were small in size but very violent in temper.

These spirit monkeys were transformed by Shi Gong, the purpose is to train Chen Ze's reaction and dodge speed, their bodies are small wooden carvings of a group of monkeys, carved out by Shi Gong when he was free.

Later, in order to train Chen Ze, Shi Gong specially enlightened a spiritual wood carving, let it lead the rest of the monkeys to attack Chen Ze who appeared in the phantom formation, and Chen Ze was asked to only dodge and not To resist and attack, use the flexible speed of the monkeys to exercise Chen Ze's reaction ability.

Due to the reason they were created, these spirit monkeys are extremely aggressive. Except for Shi Gong, they will attack all targets that appear in front of them.

Usually, this time is when Chen Ze is training here. Today, due to the arrival of Mr. Thief, Mr. Shi gave up today's training. The monkeys are idle in the formation and have nothing to do. Mr. Thief hit the gun this time Got it.

The monkeys vented all their excess energy on Mr. Thief, jumping up and down and scratching Mr. Thief one by one.

Since these monkeys are arranged for training, there is bound to be no danger, but in order to ensure the quality of training, Shi Gong was ruthless this time and gave these spirit monkeys a pair that is not long, but Very sharp claws.

After these claws catch a person, it only needs to be lightly stretched, and a long cut will be formed. Even though the monkeys know that they can't really hurt Chen Ze, during the initial training, Chen Ze still They suffer a lot from scratching.

This time it was an unknown guy who came in, and the monkeys would not be as polite to him as they were to Chen Ze, and the skill of Sui Crazy Crazy was released at full level.

Even if Mr. Thief was flexible, he couldn't compare to those monkeys. As soon as he met him, he was scratched by those monkeys, and then his clothes and trousers were turned into strips of cloth and hung on him. It is procrastinating, looking at it from a distance, people with bad eyesight will really mistake it for a human-shaped mop.

Mr. Thief was scratched and fled like a mouse, but he couldn't find the right way out. The excitement of the monkeys came up at this moment, and their attacks on him became even more crazy. Soon, Mr. Thief couldn't find any more. A good place to go.

While the monkeys were having fun with Mr. Thief, Shi Gong, who had been staying in the house observing the situation outside, also spoke, and I heard him say to Chen Ze: "It seems that he is just a mortal, and he will follow you all the way back home." When I get home, it’s just because of greed, he will not cause any danger to our lord.”

Chen Ze looked at the panic-stricken thief outside and said, "Since this is the case, then teach him a lesson and let him leave after he has a long memory. After playing like this for a while, I'm afraid his life will be ruined." I'm going to give it away."

After hearing the words, Shi Gong also agreed with Chen Ze's idea, he said: "Ordinary people's affairs should be solved by ordinary people's methods."

As he spoke, he waved his arm lightly, and a gate immediately appeared in the transformed space. Mr. Thief, who had been observing near Chen Ze's house for a day, immediately saw that it was the courtyard gate of Chen's house.

As if surviving a desperate situation, Mr. Thief immediately ran over there with his head in his arms, and the spirit monkeys followed behind him all the time, even finding time to give him a paw from time to time.

After chasing all the way, Mr. Thief almost rolled out of the Chen family's old house. The moment he left, the door of Chen's family closed behind him. The heavy closing sound made the already somewhat confused Mr. Thief Have woken up.

Mr. Thief, who came back to his senses, touched the wound on his body, looked at the rags on his body, and felt a deep sense of awe at the closed door.

But it was only for a moment, and then this feeling was replaced by raging anger. He gritted his teeth and vowed that he must expose this evil courtyard, and then find a good monk to deal with it.

Just as Mr. Thief was planning his revenge plan in his mind, a gentle voice rang in his ear, and that voice asked him, "Sir, are you alright?"

Mr. Thief heard the words and looked around, and saw a young man aged seventeen or eighteen who was dressed in an antique style, with a copper tripod pattern embroidered on his robe, asking about his condition with concern on his face.

Hearing this, Mr. Thief turned his eyes to his heart, and immediately pointed to the gate of the Chen family's old house with a sullen face and said, "Little brother, you get out of here quickly, this house is simply too evil. There are a lot of living dead, and a lot of monkeys who have gone mad."

I thought that if I said this, the young man at this age and with such a non-mainstream attire would be very interested in asking him about the situation, and then I would find a way to trick him in, and the evil door of this house would come from nowhere. It came out of his mouth.

But who knows that things did not develop in the direction he imagined, after the young man heard his answer, he just showed a strange smile, and then said to him: "Oh, what kind of evil is that house? Can it have my evil door?"

Speaking of that, the young man suddenly took off his head, and then hugged it to his chest. The head that had left his body was still asking the thief, "How is it? Does it have my evil ways?"

"..." This is the only reaction that Mr. Thief can give now, he has been completely frightened.

And not long after, an anecdotal scene suddenly appeared in the Nanyuan Town Police Station. A man with ragged clothes and blood on his face rushed into the reception hall of their police station, rushing towards the staff who were still on duty. The worker yelled, "I'm a thief, hurry up and arrest me, I've committed a lot of crimes, and if you catch me, you'll do great things, arrest me quickly, and take me out of this damn place. "

The two policemen who were on the night shift today thought they had encountered a mentally ill patient at first, and planned to calm him down first, and then tried to find a way to contact the hospital.

But later this person began to take the initiative to explain his case to them, but the cases he mentioned were all listed on their internal network, so the two policemen became vigilant.

So the two of them gave each other a wink, and then one stayed to stabilize the man, and the other got up and went to find their leader on duty.

After the leaders of the police station rushed over, they found a large number of broken RMB on this person, and after further surprise interrogation, a result that surprised them was that this person was actually in their police station. The well-known gangster in the system.

So the Nanyuan Town Police Station, which captured the Jiangyang thief, won a collective third-class merit. At the commendation meeting, the leader on duty, who was speaking as a representative, attributed the gangster's choice of surrendering himself in Nanyuan Town to Because of the outstanding people in their Nanyuan Town, this Jiangyang bandit Guanzhi felt deeply and decided to turn around.