Ha ha

At this moment, my heart is extremely broken.

I swear I just wanted to watch a movie in peace at first.

The European and American blockbusters had mediocre reviews, but my best friend is a fan of the series, begging me to accompany her to the cinema.I don't really like watching movies on the big screen, mainly because the official subtitles are always full of mistakes and omissions, and even the original meaning of the lines will be reversed, which is very unappetizing.In contrast, I would rather wait for the finished product made by the online subtitle group.But anyway, there was nothing else to do that day, so I couldn't resist the temptation of my best friend to have an ice cream dessert, so I accompanied her into the screening room.

It happened shortly after we sat down.At that time, the feature film hadn’t started yet, and the trailers of other movies were still playing on the screen. I chewed popcorn and turned my head in boredom, looking straight at it in a useless way.

First of all, there are generally no wheelchairs in the movie theater.Secondly, the guy pushing the wheelchair is a handsome guy, the kind of looks that girls would fall in love with at first sight when they were students. He is clear and gentle, with a tall and straight figure. He wears a casual short shirt and jeans, giving people a particularly easy-to-get impression.It's just that those eyes are too beautiful, which weakens the impression of a handsome sunny guy.

This one alone seems to be worth the price of admission, but the one in the wheelchair is the one who really makes people unable to take their eyes off... I can't describe him as "handsome guy". If I had to find a word, it would be "beauty" "It's more appropriate.In the spring dream, there appeared a man who was so beautiful that he only dared to look at it from afar.

As soon as I thought of this, I saw the little handsome guy push the wheelchair to the front of the steps, park it against the wall, and then directly hugged the beauty.

The girlfriend next to me suddenly grabbed me, twitching with excitement.

Half of the people in the auditorium were staring at them, the man An Zhiruo Su Zhoushen put his hand around the young handsome boy's neck, and held a large glass of Coke in the other hand.The little handsome guy hugged him and walked up the steps, counting the rows of seats and walking up one step at a time, finally passed through our row, moved to the empty seat on the other side of me, and put him down.

I retracted my arm from the armrest like an electric shock, as if I was afraid of touching his pale, slender hand.The man didn't notice me, he lowered his head and straightened his two thin long legs, took a sip of the Coke, and handed the cup to the handsome boy.There were two straws inserted into the cup, one high and one low, and the handsome boy took them naturally.

My girlfriend was about to lose her breath, and I could almost hear the sound of a nuclear bomb exploding in her head.I leaned close to her ear and whispered, "Shall I change seats with you?"

She quickly waved her hand: "Don't, don't make it too obvious, it's not good to disturb others."

She's right, and that's when the movie starts too.

Although I don't have the wild and evil tastes of my girlfriends, I really can't hold back my curiosity about these two people. I tried my best to restrain the urge to turn my head and peek at them, and listened intently to the protagonist who started to speak.As a result, before listening to a few words, I saw the subtitle made the first mistake, completely ignoring the black humor of the protagonist.It was supposed to be a very effective joke, but the audience was all at a loss and did not respond.

The official subtitles have been like this for so many years, so I can only bear it.

Suddenly there was a soft sneer from beside him.The voice was cold and beautiful, but full of irony.My ears perked up all of a sudden, but after waiting for a while, the man stopped talking.Was he laughing just now?

The movie is still going on, the plot is actually quite exciting, the protagonists are also handsome and beautiful, but this time the subtitles are ridiculously bad, even if there are no big mistakes in the sentence.It's always a little bit less interesting, and it makes people angry.But the man didn't make any more noises. I was absent-minded, turned my eyes around a few times, and finally couldn't help but drifted towards my side.

—I didn't understand what he was doing at first.

He held a straw between his fingers, held it flat in front of him, and stared at it expressionlessly.I couldn't believe it, and I took a few peeks at the straw, but I didn't see anything strange.Do you think movies are too boring and would rather study straws?

He kept the posture of holding the straw flat and didn't move.After a few minutes, just when I was starting to wonder if there was something mentally wrong with him, he finally put the straw down, then switched hands and continued to hold it with a deadpan expression.

Suddenly it dawned on me.

This guy is blocking subtitles.

I almost laughed out loud, as if I could see the word "dislike" from his unhappy face.

The man seems to have made up his mind to block the subtitles.After he changed hands twice, the handsome guy sitting on the other side of him moved, quietly took the straw from his hand, and held it up in front of his eyes.

The man reacted by sliding down a few inches and adjusting his viewing angle.

My girlfriend started grabbing me again, obviously she didn't pay attention to the video from the beginning to the end. —If only I had diverted her focus a bit.

The little handsome guy has a strong physical fitness at first glance, the straw in his hand does not shake or tremble, and he keeps holding it steadily until the ending song sounds before putting it down.

The lights in the auditorium were turned on, and I could no longer peep blatantly. From the corner of my vision, I vaguely saw the little handsome guy standing up and bending over to hug the man.I heard his slightly smiling voice: "I'm really sorry, I wouldn't have brought you here if I knew about it." The man said in a low voice, "I'm going to recruit a movie when I go back."

The little handsome guy picked him up and moved up the aisle, and I silently followed behind, and the conversation between the two came intermittently:

"Really? There should be quite a few versions of this."

"If you don't do it, your life will not be refreshing."

"puff……"

I was still thinking about the meaning of "doing", and when I turned around, I saw my best friend was still sitting on the seat, typing frantically on her mobile phone, her face was shining like a foodie looking at a banquet full of Chinese people.I knew she must be posting on Weibo about what happened just now, so I had to wait patiently for her to finish posting before going to eat ice cream dessert.

I ate, drank and hung out for a day, and only saw the content sent by my best friend when I got home.

"Ah, ah, I saw a tall and cold Tsundere Shou being carried from a wheelchair to a seat by a Gentle Gong at the movie theater!!! Do Tsundere Shou like watching subtitles and Gentle Gong held up a straw to block him!!! Don't spoil him Ahhh, I can see my blood spurting!!!"

God testifies, I just swiped Weibo casually, and with a few swipes of my fingertips, I swiped out another post lying quietly on the homepage.

Shuying subtitle group: "The movie subtitle "XXXX" is newly released~ This temporary subtitle, from adjustment to translation, is all handled by @Shuying-Zhihe! Produced by the master, quality assurance~"

...At this moment, my heart is extremely broken.