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As soon as Xu Chenchuan got on the penguin group, he was submerged in the army of questions that rushed towards him.

It was only then that he remembered that there was still this problem, and he went back and looked through the group records, and saw the screenshot sent by passerby A at a glance.

"[Passerby A]: 'Are you...is...Chris?'"

"[Chris]: 'Paper cranes.'"

In Xu Chenchuan's mind, Strauss's Spring Song suddenly sounded.

At this time, everyone in the group had quit, and they all said that it was the most annoying thing to show affection and entertain people's appetites, and each of them prepared a torch for the fire.Xu Chenchuan's head was full of songs of spring, he grinned and typed with a silly smile: "I recruit, I recruit QAQ for everything"

[Later stage-Awen]: "Is the one who used your account that night a great god! Was it from the beginning to the end!"

【Translation-Chris】: "First it was me, then it was him, and finally it was me again..."

[Later stage-Awen]: "Damn it, you dare to do it again! Dodge! A little bit!!"

【Translation-Yutarasang】: "Why is Mao in the United States? And when did you go to DC!"

[Film Source - The Second Uncle Is Not Su]: "How can a thousand miles lead by a thread?"

【Translation-Chris】: "No, no, this is really a coincidence hahaha"

[Later stage-Awen]: "The devil will believe you, bastard! You're laughing so hard that it's almost blooming!"

[Supervisor-Passerby A]: "What is the god doing in the United States?"

There was booing in the group, and everyone complained that A Jia was too confused.

【Translation-Cat Grass】: ""Look at the question Goddess asked, why do you go there with two people in one room, next time someone comes halfway across the world to find you, do you want to cover with them too Good quilts tell stories! "

【Translation-Yu Tarasang】: "Hahahaha, it should be covered with a quilt to make subtitles, which is more in line with the design of a great god!"

[Later stage-Awen]: "23333 visuals!!!"

In fact, Bai Qi didn't come to the United States just for a date, but of course Xu Chenchuan wouldn't tell him about his rehabilitation, so he had to fight along.Unexpectedly, the gossip pioneers in the group would not let him go easily after being beaten to death, and another wave of questions flooded over.

"Have you two just achieved a positive result?"

"That's right, little Keke, tell the truth, when did you get married!"

"We've already met Little Keke. What does the Great God look like? Height? Weight? Length?"

"Is there a tattoo of 'God of High Leng' or something on his forehead?"

"A score from one to ten for appearance!"

Xu Chenchuan picked the last one and answered: "Very..."

"...burning him to death is mine!!!!"

"Sure enough, a man in love is full of flaws all over his body, let me stop talking, let me spit it out for a while..."

Only Talasang seriously analyzed: "If it is the face that Chris likes, maybe he is really a male god, oh, oh, I want to go to Weibo to ask someone to share the book! The number one Xipi in my group has a selling point!"

"Don't make trouble, let the Great God know that you openly gossip about him, be careful and leave group 23333 tomorrow."

"No way, he specially wore Chris's skin to go around the group because he wanted the whole world to know the ownership of Little Keke..."

Regardless of whether this was Bai Qi's original intention or not, the "Number One Xipi of Shuying Group" really quickly became famous.The fighting power of the girls in the group should not be underestimated. The day after the screenshots came out of the penguin group, even short comics were drawn.

This matter was pushed to a climax after Shuying Guan retweeted the short comic.Compared with other circles, the subtitle group is not the main production base of Jiqing. The emergence of a pair of well-known guys this time has caused a carnival among the whole people.

"Guan Shanju, you! You! How can you let me look directly at your cold ID from now on!"

"Is the popular Iceberg Attack Sunshine a classic model!!!"

"I just went to look up the gossip history of these two people, and I'm a little moved QUQ"

"Is it okay to turn this around?! Sorrow (gan) heart (de) disease (piao) madness (liang)!"

"Guan Pi-jun is correct!"

……

Guan Pi Jun Shanglu almost died laughing in front of the computer.

As soon as he finished the short manga, he went to knock on Bai Qi: "What rhythm, buddy, is it going to be a world tour for love?"

It took a while to receive a reply, and Bai Qi sent back the audio directly, with a casual voice: "Everything has been sent to you."

"Are you outside?" Shang Lu heard the background noise coming from the other end, and when he listened carefully, there was the sound of an ambulance. He was startled, and hurriedly asked, "Are you all right, are you in the hospital?"

It is true that Bai Qi just got rid of the talkative nurse and came out of the hospital door. His right hand is resting on the armrest of the wheelchair, which is not convenient for typing, and his left hand is holding the mobile phone to talk: "It's nothing, just doing an experiment."

"... What experiment did you go to the hospital for?" Phytophthora had an ominous premonition, this guy is too high-powered, he lives like a movie, and he is either on the path of a divine turn or a divine turn. "Also, what happened to Little Keke?"

Bai Qi turned around an intersection, his sweaty clothes were a little chilled by the wind, and he planned to blow it for a while before returning to Katie's house, so he slowed down and wandered all the way, chatting with her leisurely. "Do you remember Gu Shuying?"

Shang Lu choked for a moment: "Looking at such a group name every day, do you think I can forget it?" Having said that, he was still very surprised to hear Bai Qi mentioning this name on his own initiative.

Gu Shuying is not an insider, and he is not interested in translating subtitles, but as a family member of the former team leader and the source of the subtitle group's naming, he once appeared in the management group to say hello to the members at that time.Shanglu didn't have a deep memory of that person, and only left an impression of "a little easier to get along with than Guanshan Qianli", but basically everyone in the world can be included in this category.

Then one day, Guanshan Qianli suddenly disappeared without a trace, and he didn't go online for several days and didn't reply to the message.The disappearance of the team leader was a big deal. Shang Lu couldn't help calling his mobile phone to inquire, but it was a strange male voice who answered the phone.

"I'm sorry, my brother had a car accident and is still in a coma... Ah, his life is not in danger anymore, thank you for your concern. May I ask who you are?"

Shanglu was looking at the dialog box on the computer at that time, he approached Gu Shuying twice, but the other party also did not reply a word.

As if he knew the answer before the question came out, he hesitated to speak for a while.

"Excuse me, Mr. Gu, he—"

The other end was silent for a few seconds: "Mr. Gu left on the spot."

It's over, Shanglu thought.Once the team leader is over, the team will undergo a big change.

In fact, his concerns at the time were limited to these two points, but Bai Qi's younger brother obviously mistook a person who knew about Gu Shuying's existence as Bai Qi's friend, and took the initiative to share a lot with him in the next few days information.

"I watched the doctor wipe Brother Shuying's brains off his face... Passers-by said that my brother was still conscious when the incident happened, and watched Brother Shuying go with his eyes open... What do you think will happen when he wakes up? Appearance? And his legs, the doctor said that paraplegia is certain, people like my brother..."

Shanglu had no choice but to promise to help enlighten him as much as possible.

After all, the younger brother was young, and he couldn't bear the sudden pressure alone, so he found an audience and started talking.Shang Lu heard another side of Bai Qi from him, and it was especially surprising that a guy like Bai Qi could have such a deep and lasting affection for a person.It is said that he and Gu Shuying have gotten along well since college, and they have never quarreled once. It wasn't that Gu Shuying could bear it, but it was Bai Qi who kept his mouth shut.

What perseverance!Shang Lu almost looked at Bai Qi with admiration.

It's a pity that miracles are miracles precisely because they are rare and short-lived.

A few months later, Guan Shanqianli returned to the group.But that miraculous side never showed its spirit again, and the name Gu Shuying has since become a taboo.

Shang Lu originally thought that it was impossible for Bai Qi to fall in love with anyone anymore, and even when Xu Chenchuan appeared in front of others, he felt that Bai Qi was just killing time.Now that I suddenly heard Gu Shuying's name reappeared, I immediately corrected my mentality.

"Why did you mention him all of a sudden?"

"After he died, I couldn't move my legs."

"……so?"

"So, I did an experiment."

Shanglu stared at the air and slowly blinked a few times.

"You—you did an experiment?" he repeated in disbelief. "You took Little Cock as your guinea pig to see if he could cure you? Was that what you planned from the start?"

Bai Qi didn't reply.

"Aguan, I have a new evaluation of your bastard index." Shanglu sent a look of scorn, "You are not a scum, you are a fighter among scum."

Bai Qi still didn't return.Shanglu didn't care whether he destroyed the fragile friendship, and asked again: "Then did you succeed or fail?"

"Now, 80.00% failed, right? I stayed for a few days for the final observation." Bai Qi looked down at his legs, imagining how they would be put on the trial platform and hanged on the gallows, and smiled.

"Then if it really fails, what do you plan to do with Little Keke? Dump him? Another experiment?" Phytolaca no longer had any expectations for this person, "Don't throw it away, can you just throw it here? ?”

Bai Qi lowered his eyes to look at the white cherry blossoms on the stone brick road, whirling in the wind, drifting away.

"Okay, then you can replace Ajia."

"…………"

This time, Shang Lu was choked for a full 3 minutes before he mustered up the courage to speak: "Are you the Aguan I know? You haven't been hacked, have you? Aguan Juju, since when did you gossip in the group so vulgarly?" Did you notice everything? Aguan Juju, do you dare to go to the group and say it again?"

……

"Actually," Shang Lu cleared his throat to show his seriousness, "I think that child has really subtly changed you a lot, and you don't feel it? Maybe a miracle will happen after a while, don't give up the treatment! You are so stupid My child, there is no such store after this village, where can you find someone to bully you?"

Bai Qi smiled: "I can't find it."

"Yeah, so I said—"

"So, the problem is not what I want to do with it, but what he wants to do with it. It wasn't him who failed the test. It was me."

"……what?"

Shang Lu scratched his head, and once again confirmed whether the person he was chatting with was himself, but saw that the other person's profile picture was grayed out.

Well, it's me.

Although he likes to hear about the small emotional theater, he also knows that it is not easy to intervene in housework, so he endured and let go of the other protagonist of the story.

******

Xu Chenchuan was chased to inquire about the size of the Great God as soon as he went online for a few days in a row, and he didn't dare to talk about it anymore.

He himself was waiting for the next article. Before Bai Qi left that day, he made an appointment to meet again, but he has not received any news so far.Xu Chenchuan and his classmates searched DC thoroughly, and finally received the news two days before leaving. Unexpectedly, the news was very important.

"Katie? Invite me?" he asked in surprise. Isn't Katie the lady we only talked to on the phone that night?This is too enthusiastic.

"I told her about our relationship." Bai Qi said flatly.

Xu Chenchuan was stunned.Why did you jump to the rhythm of meeting your parents?

"Don't think too much, it's just a light meal."

How could Xu Chenchuan not think too much, he said "see you tomorrow at noon", and silently opened the box to pick out clothes.