Ha ha

"……what?"

Xu Guoqi thought he heard it wrong, and was about to confirm, but Shu Yingli had already cut off the call, and raised her hand high: "Chenchuan Chenchuan! We are here!"

So Xu Chenchuan turned his head, and saw his mother happily waving her mobile phone, and his father who was hesitating to speak next to her.

He greeted Shu Yingli with a grin, and gave Shu Yingli a bear hug: "Mom, you are getting more and more beautiful."

"Well, you are getting more and more beautiful!" Shu Yingli said in amazement.

"……Thanks……?"

Xu Guoqi coughed dryly, and took Xu Chenchuan's suitcase: "Your mother is like this, just get used to it."

"Ah, Dad, I'll do it myself..." Xu Chenchuan hurriedly pulled back.

"It's okay, you've worked hard all the way." Xu Guoqi dragged his luggage with one hand, patted him on the shoulder with a smile, and walked forward.Shu Yingli took her son's arm and followed, murmuring in a low voice, "You're really too thin, so I need to feed it quickly... There's chicken soup stewed at home, do you like it?"

Xu Chenchuan walked between them empty-handed, smiling a little dazedly: "I like it."

******

As a result, Xu Chenchuan started to fight his eyelids before entering the house.I didn't sleep for a minute on the plane, and now I relax, and my sleepiness suddenly surges up.He forced himself to drink a bowl of soup, moved back to his bedroom, and fell asleep on the bed without taking off his clothes.

In the next few days, Xu Chenchuan ate and slept at home, and lived like a pig.Shu Yingli used all her housekeeping skills and vowed to make her son ten catties fatter.Xu Chenchuan didn't forget about business, he read books and newspapers whenever he had time, and he also accompanied Shu Yingli when she watched TV, watching everything from news broadcasts to 34 episodes of youth idol series, trying to integrate into the Chinese environment as quickly as possible.

He needs to know what gossip the people around him are concerned about, what current affairs they are talking about, the stock market, the property market, vegetable prices and oil prices...everything that people who live in it every day ignore is a compulsory course for Xu Chenchuan, because he will use it soon. To these common sense.

"It's almost time to rest, and I will report to the company from next week." Xu Guoqi said.

"Oh well……"

"Don't be nervous, and don't be afraid of making mistakes, everyone came here at the beginning." Xu Guoqi smiled to comfort him, and then said seriously, "They will take care of you for my sake, but you have to forget this. "

"I understand." Xu Chenchuan said quickly.

Xu Guoqi smiled: "I was worrying about it."

That night, Xu Chenchuan opened the QQ that he hadn't logged in for a long time, and went to the group to say hello.

[Film Source - The Second Uncle Is Not Su]: "Little Keke finally appeared!"

【Translation-Cat Grass】: "Xiao Keke~ Cool love to pinch~"

[Film Source - The Second Uncle Is Not Su]: "Little Keke also got up early today."

【Translation-Chris】: "Good evening everyone! Ersu, I have returned to China."

[Later-Awen]: "Ah, 'kuai' means 'fast' =v=."

【Translation-Chris】: "Thank you Awen Kepu! Awen, the post-production you did for RR is really great!"

[Later stage-Awen]: "Ahhhhhh...thank you for the compliment wwww"

【Translation-Cat Grass】: "Yoooooo little Keke has returned to China, will there be more opportunities to flirt in the future?"

[Supervisor-Passerby A]: "Chris is supplementing the first season of RR?"

【Translation-Chris】: "It's finished. The seniors are all great gods, and they are all devoted! Thinking of cooperating with you for the second season, I feel a lot of pressure."

【Translation-Cat Grass】: "Short oil is so embarrassing~"

[Film Source-Second Uncle is not Su]: "→→Are you going to be embarrassed?"

[Supervisor-Passerby A]: "Don't feel pressured, Chris is also very capable. Take advantage of the holiday to surf the Internet more and update your vocabulary."

[Later-Awen]: "Speaking of this, Chris, you haven't added me to Weibo yet! Tell me your name!"

Xu Chenchuan froze for a moment, his Weibo was basically useless.I only follow the official Weibo of the Shuying subtitle group, and the only use is to occasionally check out the newly released works in the group, and I have never spoken to him—anyway, no one saw him.

【Translation-Chris】: "Okay, my Weibo name is Shuying Subtitle Group-Chris, but my homepage is empty..."

[Supervisor-Passerby A]: "==It's really...Chris' style of naming."

[Later-Awen]: "Followed ≥ ▽ ≤ seeking mutual fans!"

Xu Chenchuan took a look on Weibo, and sure enough, his number of fans has become 1.Awen's Weibo is called "Ming Zhong 鉒 I love you".Xu Chenchuan read it twice before he understood it, and was immediately shocked by the non-mainstream girlish breath rushing towards his face, unable to connect it with his impression of Awen for a while.Apart from "23333333" and "Hahahahaha the most right-minded and insane", the homepage was filled with more words that he couldn't understand. Xu Chenchuan decided to study hard, and when he encountered something he didn't understand, he would ask Baidu.

At this moment, a reminder of several new fans popped up in his window, presumably some other people in the penguin colony.Xu Chenchuan came back to his fans one by one, and followed several big V numbers recommended by Weibo. The news suddenly became lively, with jokes, news, pictures, topics, advertisements, all kinds of long Weibo, as if a self-contained small society.

【Translation-Maocao】: "Xiao Keke has nothing to do and swipes Weibo, he understands everything."

【Translation-Chris】: "Okay! Ersu also suggested this to me before, thank you~"

[Supervisor-Passerby A]: "Since you are all here, I just want to ask something, is anyone free to make a movie recently?"

[Film Source-Second Uncle Is Not Su]: "What movie? It just came out?"

[Supervisor-Passerby A]: "No, it's a very old movie. It's the old version of "The Three Musketeers". The plot overlaps with RR a lot, and it's a bit like a rumor. But this one is very literary and artistic. A version of Xunqi. Show you the stills. [picture]”

[Later-Awen]: "...Pfft, Jia, you really love your Buckingham=v=~"

[Film Source - The Second Uncle Is Not Su]: "I'm fine, I've been debt-free recently."

【Translation-Maocao】: "I'm proofreading TUT for two dramas"

[Supervisor-Passerby A]: "Okay, where's Chris?"

Xu Chenchuan thought about it for a while. Although he has an internship recently, he still has time to go home at night, so he replied, "I'm free tonight."

【Translation-Yu Tarasang】: "Yoooooo Buckingham beauty~~~ Raise your paws!"

[Later stage-Awen]: "Where did you come from!"

[Film source - The second uncle is not Su]: "You Jiang has been focusing on spying on screens for 30 years, and the screens you have watched can circle the earth three times 23333 times"

【Proofreading-Paper Crane】: "I can do it too."

There was an instant silence in the group.The second uncle who just laughed at You Tarasang wanted to bite off his tongue.

God, can you stop being so artistic?Do you mean you can do that film too, or that the screen you peeked at can circle the earth three times?How do you make people answer?Should we keep laughing?Will he who mocks die?

Obviously, how other people answer the conversation is not within the scope of Zhihe's consideration.

Everyone behind the screen looked constipated, only passer-by A said calmly, "Then the master will be the proofreader. Is everyone free except cat grass? I will post a raw meat first." Address: [Link]. Second Uncle went to find out if there is any high-definition film source, and we will make a schedule when we find it.”

【Translation-Cat Grass】: "TUT I was abandoned..."

[Supervisor-Passerby A]: "→_→"

Xu Chenchuan typed out a line of words early, hesitating until then to send out: "Zhihe, what is your Weibo name?"

[Film source-Second Uncle is not Su]: "Fuck me!!! Have you changed from a great god to a paper crane! Little Keke, when did you two get on GD!"

【Translation-Yu Tarasang】: "I smell something unusual?"

Xu Chenchuan didn't figure out what GD meant, and didn't want to ask any more spoiling questions, so he sent a smiley face.

[Film Source - The Second Uncle Is Not Su]: "Xiao Keke's subtle response... what does 'no comment' mean?!"

【Proofreading-Paper Crane】: "I don't use Weibo."

A gust of cold wind blew by, and the temperature plummeted.

The second uncle wanted to bite his tongue for the second time in 5 minutes.Great God, do you dare to cooperate a little bit?Don't be noble and glamorous or give me death!

Xu Chenchuan has become immune to the way of saying the paper crane, and his antifreeze ability has improved rapidly.Looking at the flock of penguins who were left alone again, I suddenly felt a sense of sympathy for each other.This person is just as unable to integrate into the group as himself, the only difference is that he is passive, but he actively rejects people thousands of miles away.Although he didn't know how such a character was formed, Xu Chenchuan felt that Zhihe would not feel better when he was left alone again and again.After all, everyone needs recognition and understanding.

So he said nonchalantly: "That's a pity...but we're going to cooperate soon, and I'm honored to accept your review!"

He didn't expect any response from the paper crane, he just wanted to round up the topic.Sure enough, the other people immediately chatted about work, overtime, and colleagues, and the air slowly warmed up.Xu Chenchuan watched for a while, and felt that he couldn't get in the conversation, so he silently closed the window and prepared to sleep.

The little penguin in the lower right corner flashed, and someone initiated a private chat with him.

【Paper Crane】: "I'll show you something."

He sent a picture, and Xu Chenchuan recognized it at a glance. It was a screenshot of a movie released not long ago.There is also a line of subtitles at the bottom: "If someone treats you as a brother, you can't fuck him behind the back."

Xu Chenchuan's temples jumped up suddenly.If he knew the fashionable expression, then he would classify his feelings at the moment as "being blinded by titanium alloy dog ​​eyes".

【Paper Crane】: "Check first, you know the meaning of popping chrysanthemums, right?"

[Chris]: "...I know."

【Paper Crane】: "That's good."

This conversation is starting to go weird—no, it's been weird from the start.As a homosexual, Xu Chenchuan was inevitably a little terrified.

【Paper Crane】: "The original text of this line is: When someone treats you like a brother, you don'tstabhimintheback."

(If someone treats you like a brother, you can't stab him in the back.)

Xu Chenchuan blinked and reacted.He almost knew what the other party wanted to say.

[Paper Crane]: "Appropriate use of online vocabulary can make the translation more vivid, but blindly misuse and excessive free play will only mislead the audience and make people annoying."

【Chris】: "I see, thank you for teaching me! I will take care of this."

【Paper Crane】: "Don't use it when you are not sure."

【Chris】: "Okay. Zhihe is really a serious and responsible proofreader^_^."

Bai Qi's typing fingers paused, feeling choked inexplicably.