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First of all, let me say an announcement! ! !

Someone managed to convince me to add another chapter before the end of "Hehe" →→

This section of content will be inserted into the countdown, and the key words will be spoiled [Shanglu married + the whole group of noodle bases + the great god who picks up his wife + the little peach blossom who is drunk again]

Already in the code, so stay tuned!

In addition, as kind as I am, I will write another exclusive episode of the physical book, the key words [Chinese New Year + Bai Xu’s family reunion]~

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Hello everyone, I am the host Qi who came to interview (zuo) interview (si) the characters with your questions.

Due to the large number of submissions, I have selected some with high frequency, and similar problems will not be repeated.

At the same time, everyone knows that there are certain people in the article who are not very good at speaking.In order to ensure the authenticity of the answer, the limiting rules are:

1.Everyone is interviewed individually in a cubicle, and information cannot be exchanged with each other.

2.You can choose not to answer, but every sentence that comes out must be honest and reliable.

3.Do not threaten the personal safety of the host.

The following interview is the much-anticipated Master Bai Qi.Hello God.

Bai: Good.

Seven: I declare in advance that these are questions from readers and have nothing to do with the host. Please do not harm the host.

Q: How can I improve my English listening comprehension?

Bai: There are no shortcuts.

Seven: QAQ...I already feel the arduousness of the task.

Q: Why did you delete the Weibo related to Xu Chenchuan?Even though we broke up, you obviously still love him!

Bai: I didn’t delete it, I changed it to be visible to myself.

Q: When did you discover your sexuality and when did you self-identify?Was there a struggle?Meet the future mate that Little Cock fantasized about before?

Bai: I found it in high school.Nothing to struggle with, my family is gone.I didn't imagine it, I didn't have the energy to think about it at that time.

Q: Will you always be Manager Xu's assistant in the future?Are working couples worried about exposure of their relationship?

Bai: I don't want to change jobs for the time being. If we keep it secret, it won't be exposed.

Q: God, who will take off your pants if you have trouble going to the toilet?

White:……

Seven: [Lift the pot lid]

Bai: Do you use your legs to take off your pants when you go to the bathroom?

Seven: Children, children are ignorant, God please appease your anger.

Q: Will there be headaches after H now?After they all decided to be together, would they still not want Xiao Keke to see his body?

Bai: No more.Already let him see it.

Q: What should I do if my younger brother is bent?

Bai: If you bend, you bend. It's none of my business.

Q: Have you ever thought about adopting a child?If you prefer boys or girls?

Bai: There is no preference, Chris can raise whatever he wants.

Seven: Great God...does the child use "what" to refer to...

Q: When will you go to get the certificate? After the leg recovers?

Bai: When the company is not busy.

Seven: Yooooo just heard Xiao Keke's tone, it seems that he didn't know it~ Is it a secret plan?

Bai: Yes.

Q: What made you decide to bring Xu Chenchuan back?

Bai: I gave up on myself, but he hasn't given up yet.

Q: If you didn't find out that Ke Ke is gay through Ben's Weibo, would you still plan to make a move?

Bai: According to my thinking at the time, it was probably just making friends.

Q: Will you tell Little Keke that Gu Shuying likes Ke's father?

Bai: No.

Seven: Why?

Bai: Gu Shuying said before he died that he never wanted to tell Mr. Xu.

Q: Have you ever said the simplest three words 'I love you' to the other party?If yes, when?What was the situation?

Bai: He said it, but I haven't.

Seven: Don't be shy, my god~ It's actually very important to say this kind of thing~ Xiao Keke will be very lonely.

Bai: ... [silent]

Q: Did you ever think about taking revenge on Chen Chuan when you found that Chen Chuan's eyes resembled the person in Gu Shuying's painting?

Bai: Am I sick?Want revenge because of the eyes?

Seven: [Top the pot cover] You don't know, my god, the male protagonist with snake spirit disease in some books will have this kind of brain circuit.

Bai: Am I a snake spirit?

Seven: [Muffling cough] No, it's not.

Q: Will you tell Chen Chuan about the portrait in the future?

Bai: No, it’s all over and there’s nothing to talk about.

Q: What did you guarantee to President Xu in his office?

Bai: No comment.

Seven: Reveal a little bit?Look at my sincere eyes.

Bai: About Chris.

Seven: ...QAQ, isn't that the same as saying nothing!

Q: If the rehabilitation efforts have been fruitless for a long time, will you give up on Chenchuan...

Bai: Maybe according to my mood at the time.

Seven: Hey...why?

Bai: That was the only thing he asked me to do.

Q: What is the thing or moment that Xiao Chuanchuan has done that moved you the most?

Bai: Don't sympathize with me.

Q: If you exchanged souls with the other party, you must have oxx to exchange them back. Whoever attacks and who receives?

Bai: [Without thinking] Of course I attack.

Seven: [kneeling down] But...that's Xiao Keke's body...

Bai: It has nothing to do with the body.

Q: When you saw Chris say "Mua, I'm sorry"→_→how did you feel?

Bai: I think it's a joke.

Q: Where is your favorite little Keke's body?

Bai: I like everywhere.

Seven: Can you give me two examples?

White: waist and hips.

Seven: ...Say, what about the high coldness that was agreed? !

Q: Now that you can stand up, do you change your posture? Are you always tired of riding?

Bai: Sometimes it will be changed.

Seven: Yooooooooooo, can you tell me what posture you changed?

Bai: In the bathtub, with the help of buoyancy, imagine yourself.

Q: What would you do if you accidentally angered Xiao Keke with your poisonous tongue?Will you coax him?

Bai: He won't get angry because of his words, but I will apologize if the circumstances are serious.

Q: Who usually cooks at home?

Bai: It depends on who is free.

Q: What does Little Keke like to eat?

White: under the broth.

Seven: It's really a simple taste...

Q: Do you have any common nicknames?If so, what is it?If not, what would you like the other party to call you?What would you like to call each other?

Bai: There is no pet name, Chenchuan Chris can call it.

Q: When did you start liking Xiao Keke?

Bai: The time I met Bai Hao at the gate of his school.

Q: When was the most impressive thing with Xiao Keke?

Bai: That call from DC.

Q: Have you ever been in a wheelchair?how does it feel?

Bai: Yes.good.

Q: In what scene do you feel the most so-so?

Bai: In his office.

Q: Would you mind being below?

Bai: Heh.

seven:……

Q: When I recognized Xu Taohua in the teahouse, I wondered, is he the one in Gu Shuying's painting?

Bai: No, the face is not the same.

Q: How did you feel when you recognized Xiao Keke's peach eyes for the first time?What are your thoughts on Little Crack?

Bai: Curious, I feel a little predestined relationship, I want to see what kind of person this is.

Q: After being together, how do you feel every time you see Xu Chenchuan's peach blossom eyes?

Bai: The feeling of being alive.

Q: The master went to be an assistant to get close to classmate Xu. Now that classmate Xu has got it, will he continue to do it?Will you still occasionally take over the work of the subtitle team?

Bai: If Chris needs help, he will continue to do it.Will pick up anyone who is interested.

Q: Did you H for the sake of H at first, or was it because you actually liked Xu Taohua a little bit in your heart?

Bai: How can I do it if I don’t like it? It was uncomfortable to do it at that time.

Q: What do you think of Xiao Taohua's ex-boyfriend?

Bai: Hehe.

Seven: ... [Tighten the jacket on her body]

Q: If you travel in the future, is there any favorite place?

Bai: By the sea.

Seven: Hey, Xiao Keke also said that he wanted to go to the beach, so he has a good heart.

Bai: Because he wanted to go.

Seven: [I feel blinded for a moment]

Q: Do you consider yourself lucky or unlucky?

Bai: Of course it is luck.

Q: What is the happiest thing so far?

Bai: What do you think?

The author has something to say:

Then, I filled in a lyrics for Bai Qi, please listen to the original song~

Paper crane

——To Bai Qi

Original song: "Sorrowful しみ雪に朝る" (Address: )

Lyrics: VII is lucky

I wrote a song for you when the curtain ended

Sorrows and joys are sung in rhyme, and there are still many twists and turns

The people on the paper are indifferent

Who is tossing and turning outside the pen

The table is full of dishes and chopsticks are removed one by one

The way home is deserted in a blink of an eye

Black and white photo frame with arms raised

The sunlight shakes in a hurry, the boy only shadow

Paper Cranes—Record wishes and fold the two sides along the crease

Happiness is strung together when the needle thread penetrates

Dye the next one

Even if there is no gap, it is healed

Floating to and fro without roots, so light

Frost and snow sunset is a distant view

you are one step away

It's okay to whitewash the dream if you can't act in the play

The years go by and the strokes are helpless

Destiny is unpredictable

How can a long dream be sober when it is smashed

Sitting in a dry well may be deeper

Paper cranes - colorful wings disguised as flying

Who doesn't love your gorgeous scars

Close your eyes next year

Even if you don't see darkness, it's light

The paper is full of absurdity and barely made up

People who listened to the play laughed and scolded the ruthless love song

Right to live in that talk and harsh

There will be someone who will finally sing harmony with you

Who is walking towards you

The bitterness of the tea in the cup at the first break of the shower

The way home from the weeds

Blooming peach blossoms waiting to go back together

As time goes by, the magnificence of a person

Destiny is always stirring in the silent place

How about fluttering in the wind and falling

you are what you want so it is worth it

The song I wrote for you at the end

Why care about twists and turns when sorrows and joys are over