God, please go away [Transmigration Book]

Gu Yan received a knowing blow from Laias, and quit completely, facing the wild boar... no, the sharp-toothed beast kicked viciously, the sharp-toothed beast rolled, and Gu Tuanzi also rolled.

Gu Yan: "..."

Obviously he did this move very neatly before, why is he so clumsy that he fell over now, it's unscientific!No matter in terms of physics, biology, anthropology, chemistry or weight loss, this is quite unscientific!Who has ever seen people who work hard on dieting and exercising every day, and now they are hungry and cold, and instead of losing weight, they get fatter.No, it must not be fat, but because of fatigue and clumsy hands and feet.Gu Yan nodded, sat down on the ground, and said to Laias: "Anyway, I have nothing to do with the sharp-toothed beast. I will eat the frozen sharp-toothed beast when I am really hungry."

Although Fatty Gu didn't move well, the sharp-toothed beast still rolled to his liking, and rolled directly to Laias' feet.The handsome blond guy stretched out his long legs and stopped the sharp-toothed beast, a cold light flashed in his hand, but he didn't see what he did. The sharp-toothed beast's spikes, which were more terrifying than porcupines, were peeled off together with the outer layer of ice skin Next, only the chubby body is left.

Gu Yan's eyes lit up, and he ran over with two sausage legs to take a closer look. Laias didn't even raise his eyes, and his hands moved quickly. Within a few minutes, the entrails of the sharp-toothed beast were pulled out, neatly Even the thick meat of the sharp-toothed beast has been processed, and the flesh and bones are clearly arranged, which is very convenient.

It wasn't until the end of everything that Gu Yan saw clearly that the cold light in Laias' hand was a short and sharp dagger. The scabbard was inlaid with precious gemstones, and the knife was engraved with a magic circle. Laias was too fast. Kuai Gu Yan didn't see what kind of magic circle it was, but it should be thunder attribute magic, and the five elements of thunder belong to gold. The addition of thunder attribute magic can make the dagger sharper and have the same power as a baton's electric shock. It is a good prop for self-defense. Great value.

After processing, Laias looked at the meat that was still well frozen, and nodded to Gu Yan: "Senior magician? The meat is fine for half a month."

"Half a month?" Gu Yan looked suspiciously at the pile of mouth-watering cold fresh meat, "It's no problem to keep it for such a long time, but these meats can only be eaten for seven or eight days at most..."

Laias looked Gu Yan up and down, looked away, and said lightly, "For your own good."

Gu Yan: "..."

Since the first day we met, I have been calling people fat while groping into his arms, and now I have become even more intensified in saying three sentences about my weight, can I still have fun playing!Do you know that you don't expose people's shortcomings?And now he is the only one in the labor force. Does he still have the strength to find prey if he doesn't eat more?

"Half a month, I recovered." Hearing what Gu Yansheng roared angrily, Laias just replied indifferently, with a face that was more icy than Gu Yan's magic.

Huh?Did he just yell out?Of course, this is not important, the important thing is——

"So you didn't speak just now, but you can trample on my self-esteem with your poisonous tongue after seeing half a month's rations?"

"Ah."

Um!He's okay!This kind of crossing the river and tearing down the bridge is simply too much, don't think that just being a handsome guy can be forgiven no matter what he does!

"It's not trampling, it's the truth."

Gu Yan was hit again knowingly, blood flowed like a river, and he was powerless to fight again.The cold-faced iceberg and poisonous-tongued handsome guy is too powerful, he should play with the protagonist Chuhan, after all, his child is still a holy father, and always imagines himself as a holy father, and being with Chuhan will make him noble The feeling, although very dangerous, but the soul has been relieved.

Tear off a piece of the already torn clothes and soak them in Chuhan to wipe his body. The poor protagonist has already burned all his clothes, and they have no luggage, so the protagonist can only stay naked. Gu Yan looked at That body of ribs is very sad, and the hands are a lot gentler.Fortunately, the sharp-toothed beast's spikes are thick skin after being peeled off, which can be used as a quilt cover after drying with fire, avoiding the ending of the protagonist freezing to death in early spring.

Because Chu Han was unconscious and unable to eat, Gu Yan had to boil some big bone soup for him to drink.The bowl and pot were cut out by Laias with his omnipotent dagger. The reason why the bowl and pot were made was not because of Gu Yan's request, but because the knight himself needed broth to nourish Qi and blood, and the barbecue was too dry.

In order to lose weight, Gu Yan continued to diet and practice catching small animals every day. The magic that was not very proficient at first became more and more smooth, and he could use small ice blades without chanting. After ten days of hard work, he successfully caught five animals. rabbit!It is said that cunning rabbits have three caves, and rabbits are very difficult to catch. Gu Yan was immediately very proud. After Laias skinned the rabbits, he decisively made himself a scarf with rabbit skins. After wearing it for a while, it was very hot. See the protagonist After the high fever subsided, he began to shiver again, so he wrapped his hands around his neck, and Lias raised his eyebrows aside.

During these ten days, the protagonist has to wake up two or three times a day. After all, there are still physical problems to be solved. Every time after waking up, the protagonist will stare at Gu Yan for a while, and then solve the physical problems with the help of Fatty Gu. .Chu Han is really stubborn, he is obviously a man, he has nothing to look at, but he still pushes Gu Yan away when he goes for convenience, and he instinctively solves the problem unconsciously.Every time Gu Yan waited impatiently to see him, he would find that the protagonist had fainted in the grass, he was so stubborn that he was dying.

As for Laias, although he has problems with his actions, at least he can take care of himself, so he doesn't have to worry about Fatty.And these days, thanks to him, the monsters in the Ten Thousand Beasts Jungle came back one after another and went back to their lair.Due to the death of many monsters this time, the territory of the monsters was re-divided. There were many monsters coveting the territory of the Thunder Feather Beast. credit), they have already become the dinner of Warcraft.So even though he was depressed, Gu Yan still endured Laias' venomous tongue from time to time.Fortunately, this guy doesn't speak much, and he only opens his mouth once in two or three days, and it's because Gu Yan himself has nothing to do that he is so annoying that Laias has to use "Knowing Blow".Although being poked in the heart constantly, this place is really lonely. There are three living people in total, one is comatose and the other is paralyzed. As a normal person, Gu Yan, if he doesn’t say something every day, he is afraid that he will be out of the jungle of beasts and forget how to speak. up.

While wearing a scarf for the protagonist, suddenly the fat paw was grabbed by a thin hand, Chu Han was staring at Gu Yan, stroking the rabbit fur on his neck with his fingertips, his originally sharp eyes gradually softened.

"Is it convenient to go?" Gu Yan asked habitually, these days he is quite skilled as a nurse.But according to the protagonist's biological clock, it's a little early now.

Chuhan shook his head, kept his eyes on Gu Yan, stroked the rabbit fur with his fingers, and said slowly: "It's a bit cold."

"Oh." Gu Yan tightened the rabbit fur scarf, and then wrapped the sharp-toothed animal skin more tightly, "It will be fine after a while."

A few minutes later, Chu Han stared at Gu Yan; "It's still cold."

His eyes turned on Gu Yan's fleshy chest, because all kinds of things were torn by the Thunder Feather Beast, the clothes can barely cover his body now, no matter how he arranges it, his flesh is still exposed.Fortunately, Fatty has one advantage. He can bear the cold. In such a cold day, his clothes are also very thin. Laias, who is recovering and lacks fighting spirit, will turn his lips pale with cold if he is not around the fire, but Fatty Gu is still like a ball of fire. It's a personal heater.

Gu Yan shivered, and slowly squatted down under Chu Han's gaze, and rolled himself into a fat quail, Chi asked: "You... don't you want me to hug you to keep warm? ?”

"Yeah." Chu Han nodded.

MmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmGu Yan glared at the protagonist, showing his determination not to be afraid of power and not to sell himself. At the same time, he chanted a spell silently, and a small flame surrounded the protagonist.Hmph, to keep warm, how can the human body have fire to keep warm.Although he is a magician with dual attributes of feng shui, as a high-level magician, he can still summon a little fire element, but he can't use the big move.

Chuhan retracted his gaze in disappointment, curled himself up in the fire, and fell asleep again.Touching the rabbit fur on the neck, it's so warm.

Gu Yan also looked at Chuhan, under the light of the fire, his face looked cloudy and uncertain, the fat man who had been expressing his emotions all this time, but at this moment he didn't know what he was thinking, and Laias raised his eyebrows again.

Half a month later, Laias recovered a lot, and absolutely swept the entire jungle of beasts with the strength of the sword master. Didn't you see that the monsters wandering around the vicinity a few days ago are now running away in despair?The prey is out of the question, but who knows that this guy is still sitting still, opening his mouth and waiting for Gu Yan to catch the prey and come back!

However, Gu Yan still had to catch it, let alone give it to him. After all, he, a good-for-nothing, still counted on Laias to help him deal with the prey.

Fortunately, Chu Han's high fever gradually subsided, and he was awake for half a day every day. As soon as the child woke up, he wanted to snatch Gu Yan's job to catch prey, but was violently suppressed by the young city lord.Are you kidding, walking swayingly, the person he can knock down with one hand, actually wants to catch the prey?Go get caught!

You know, now that spring has completely entered, all the monsters that hadn't woken up before the beast tide have all woken up, and the entire jungle of ten thousand beasts is full of monsters.After Chuhan absorbed the Beast Pill to improve his physique, the power of the Beast Pill was exhausted, and he no longer had the cool, handsome and crazy skills before.

Fortunately, he can take care of himself, so Gu Yan doesn't have to be so tired, he finally breathes a sigh of relief, and sleeps a lot every day.In the past half month, the cold and high fever have caused Laias to be half-disabled, and monsters are peeping around. He has to take care of the patients and be vigilant about the surroundings. The nurses and security guards have no time to sleep.Now that he was safe, he was completely exhausted and paralyzed. After catching another sharp-toothed beast, he fell asleep while walking.

Laias, who had eaten the sharp-toothed beast for half a month, raised his eyebrows again after seeing that stupid animal. Why does it keep doing this?

This time, he didn't do anything, it was Chu Han, who was just able to move, who immediately ran over to carry Gu Yan on his back and brought him back to the barrier.The moment they carried Gu Quail on their backs, both Laias and Chu Han froze for a moment.

Chu Han twitched the pile of fat on his back, and was a little puzzled, Gu Yan...has become lighter?