Our rivers and lakes [Jian San]

Xia Houdun, who claimed to be a high-ranking command player back then, entered the dungeon and couldn't even walk away, and Hulala provoked a group of mobs.

"Don't attract monsters! Xiaobai, go invisible!" Qing Huaci was about to be killed by him, and seeing a large wave of mobs rushing over, he rushed up to the platform where the No. 1 boss was with sharp eyes and quick hands to escape from the battle.

The little apprentice was dragged to the full level by his master and father for two days, and he didn't learn anything except invisibility. Hearing this, he immediately followed the only skill he knew, and walked safely to the stage.

The remaining savage Tiance who called out from the door of the dungeon rushed to the street.

[Team] Tiance: Fuck Nima will fight!Attracting monsters and killing others Fuck Nima What kind of presence do you find in the dungeon?

Everyone was stunned.

Lu Xiangyang stepped into the dungeon in the evening, and as soon as he refreshed it, he saw Tiance in the team cursing.

[Team] Two Swords Lu Xiangyang: What's the situation?

[Team] Blue and white words: nothing, you come to our YY.

In a few seconds, Lu Xiangyang with two swords entered the channel, and the blue and white words were dragged into the sub-channel, "Xiangyang?"

"Well, here we come," a slightly deep voice sounded, "Ce was your friend that day?"

"No, a savage," Qinghua said, "don't pay attention to him, you tell Xiaobai about your skills."

The sharpest Gao Wan I have ever seen since entering this game suddenly appeared in front of my eyes, Xiao Bai couldn't hold back, trembling, "Brother Xiang, Xiangyang, I am Xiao Bai."

Lu Xiangyang smiled softly, "You switch to the third set of odd acupoints now, and I've already washed them for you during the power leveling."

His voice is calm and mature, and when he speaks in such a low voice, he naturally reveals a trace of gentleness. Xiaobai chatted secretly: Brother Xiangyang is a male god voice~(≧▽≦)/~

[Blue and White Ci] Quietly say to you: Do you want to present a chrysanthemum to your male god?As a teacher, I will go to help you propose marriage.

You quietly said to [Blue and White Ci]: o(>﹏<)o no! ! !People have pure admiration for brother Xiangyang, but they still like girls!

[Blue and White Ci] Quietly say to you: →_→

Xiaobai is a novice, but he is not mentally handicapped. Although it is the first time to play a dungeon, under Lu Xiangyang's guidance, he is able to play decently with every move.

However, this team, except for Lu Xiangyang's good equipment that is far ahead of the times, Xia Houdun is wearing a camp outfit, with a lot of HP, but low attack, Blue and White Ci is a camp outfit, with a lot of HP, But the healing amount is low, Xiaobai is a novice, he is dressed in garbage gang tribute outfit, and the attack is low...

So this team was created that at first glance thought it was very sharp, but in fact it was all useless wood, so it didn't take long to destroy the team gorgeously after the start of the fight.

System: Tiance left the team.

[Recent chat] Tiance: A group of scumbags, the scumbags of the motherfuckers are so handicapped, the milk can't even lift the blood, go play with your own eggs, Dad won't waste time with you four scumbags!

Xia Houdun took a breath, felt a little sorry, and hurriedly said, "He scolded me, it has nothing to do with you, Brother Hua, you are so good, it's all because I don't know how to make dungeons, alas, he was provoked by me just now Killed him, ahahaha it was my fault, I went to chat with him secretly to apologize."

"You will be killed for attracting monsters... Heh..." Lu Xiangyang chuckled, "What can't be resisted by Tian Ce's unraveling of mountains and tigers? Do you need to kill him? I'll give you half the price."

Xia Houdun: "Ah!!!"

Blue and white words: "What is the name of the ghost?"

Xia Houdun looked dog-legged, "I peeed out of being scared by the arrogance of the king, and I was wiping my pants."

"Can you be more obscene?" Qinghua Ci was speechless, "Don't go to Xiangyang to kill him, call someone over, and finish the dungeon first."

Xia Houdun flipped through the friend list, "I'll let Crazy Chick call again."

"No need," Qing Hua said, "I've called someone."

System: Huangfu Gousheng joined the team.

Xia Houdun: "..."

Scanning the team list, Xiaobai - Qinghua Ci's apprentice, Lu Xiangyang - Qinghua Ci's friend, Huangfu Gousheng - let go of the true orange heart, the meaning is different from others, and the voice is very sexy (this is focus) friends!

Can't stand it!

He has always felt that as a man, he should be upright and vigorous, yes, just like Xia Houdun, and this Huangfu son of a bitch has a crisp voice!Crispy!

Do you know what crispy is?The pine cone is crispy, the rice cake is crispy, the squirrel fish is crispy, how can his mother's voice be crispy?

Suddenly there was a bone-chilling chuckle from YY, "Is Dun Dun disconnected?"

Xia Houdun suddenly came back to his senses, and answered one word stingily, "No."

"Yo, I thought you were disconnected," Huangfu Gousheng said with a smile, "A Ci has been pulling you for a long time, and you are still lying on the ground. The floor is cool?"

Xia Houdun revived in disgrace, sat on the ground and meditated, Lu Xiangyang cut his T, and a group of people started fighting again, with Gou Sheng and Lu Xiangyang two violent output, the three bosses were defeated quickly, and the equipment was divided.

Huangfu Gousheng laughed in YY, "The Tanabata event will be held on Monday, Ah Ci, shall we go on a couple mission? Then your ring will have my name engraved on it, and my ring will also have your name on it. Thinking about it is a bit A little excited..."

After waiting for three seconds, Qing Huaci did not answer.

"Hey, Ah Ci, what are you running away from?" Huangfu Gousheng smiled narrowly, "Don't tell me you want to do it with Dundun? He doesn't have a big brother, I'm good at it?"

Xia Houdun: "...Hey! The point is wrong!"

The blue and white words still had no sound.

Lu Xiangyang said, "Did he fall asleep again? This guy fell asleep instantly after a dozen books. I'll make a call."

"You have his phone number?" Xia Houdun was surprised, but after thinking about it, it's normal for him to have known each other for such a long time, but... I feel a little confused, what's going on?

After a while, the familiar electric current sound sounded, and Qing Huaci's sleepy voice opened the mic, "Sorry, I fell asleep before finishing the boss fight. Playing the dungeon is too boring. What equipment did the boss drop just now?"

"Give Xiaobai the ring and trousers from Mingjiao," Xiahou couldn't help saying when he heard his hoarse voice just woke up, "If you're sleepy, go to bed quickly, it's getting late. "

"It's okay," Qinghua Ci glanced at the team list, and found that only himself and Xiahou were left, "Where are the others?"

"The dog has returned to his own gang YY, and Lu Xiangyang took Xiaobai to other dungeons to brush weapons." Xia Hou deliberately switched to the YY interface, making sure that only himself and Qinghua Ci were left, and then asked uncomfortably, "Hey, what do you think?" , why is Lu Xiangyang so nice to Xiaobai?"

Qinghuaci was confused by his question, "Huh?"

"Do you think he has any bad intentions for our Xiaobai?" Xia Houdun mused like an unlucky father who was worried about his daughter being abducted by bad guys, "He not only wants to open up wasteland dungeons every day, but also as a bounty Hunter, he wants to fly all over the world to catch horses. Tell me, where does he have so much cosmic time to take Xiaobai to brush weapons? And Xiaobai, is he a little bit defensive? Without saying a word, I followed a stranger and left, I told him not to trust Lu Xiangyang too much, and he even laughed at me for being a snake, I just..."

"Are you fucking not a snake spirit?" Qing Huaci finally figured out what he was struggling with, and interrupted him mercilessly, "If it wasn't for my sake, Lu Xiangyang would be fine if he was full. Take Xiaobai to brush weapons? Also, what is your Xiaobai? That is my apprentice, and you are not his master!"

"I..." Xia Houdun was stuck, struggling for a long time, "Hey...Although Xiaobai is your apprentice, it is true, but I was the one who led him to upgrade all the way!"

Blue and white words: "I was the one who spent money to find him a power leveling."

Xia Houdun: "I am the one who cares about his physical and mental health."

Blue and white words: "I was the one who taught him how to play the game."

"Fuck! Are you two in a divorce lawsuit?" Ye Zibing's shocked voice rang out in YY, and then she said sadly, "There is such a lecherous thing in the world, Brother Shoujiao gave up his dignity of [-] to [-] yuan, and he has no hesitation Chasing after a beggar, and being abandoned two days after giving birth, is this a weakness of human nature or the indifference of the world..."

Xia Houdun had a black line on his face, "You're fucking enough."

"Oh, I don't understand your love," Ye Zibing concluded sadly.

"I said, what exactly are you here for?"

Ye Zibing is so innocent, "The Lun family misses you~~Come to chat with you~~"

"Fuck off!"

"Ahem," Ye Zibing cleared his throat and returned to normal, "Join the team, come to the battlefield."

"The battlefield has been fought today."

"Fight again," Ye Zibing said domineeringly, "It's not for me, but for your favorite brother Feng."

This guy is still obsessed with his "secret love" with Bei Mingfeng, Xia Houdun was speechless, "Are you still recovering from bird flu?"

"It's over!" Ye Zibing was annoyed, "Hurry up and join the group, or I will kill you if you don't join the group."

"What about chicken sex?"

The loose platoon battlefield in the Valley of the Wicked has always been a recognized pitfall. Bei Mingfeng did not catch up with the gang's YY team, so he went to disperse platoon by himself, and lost twelve games in a row. When No. 13 was finally about to win, he disconnected.

Ye Zibing gathered a group of thugs, and Xiong Jiu Jiu marched into the battlefield with high spirits. The blue and white words were still stuck on the map, and suddenly heard Ye Zibing screamed in YY, "The opposite side is the lotus of arson! Fuck, I brought four grandmas!" !!!”

There are only ten people on one side of the battlefield in Yunhu Tianchi, Huolian brought four nurses, and there is only one blue and white Ci on this side, Bei Mingfeng said quietly, "Why do I feel like I'm going to lose again?"

"Impossible! Look at my iron fist invincible Xia Houdun!" Xia Houdun seemed to be eating a show, and started to slap when he flew onto the stage with great lightness kung fu. The four nurses hit him casually.

"...Ah, something is wrong," Xia Houdun felt a little pain in the chrysanthemum after the eighth resurrection, "Have I been set on fire?"

Ye Zibing smirked, "No, you were just taken special care of by Huolian."

Huo Lian was in a frenzy, holding her 50 local tyrant version of the platinum and diamond-encrusted thousand receivers, and the audience only stared at Xia Houdun to fight alone. He greeted Xia Houdun so hard that he was almost turned into a hedgehog.

At the end of the game, Bei Ming won the battlefield 100:86, Xia Houdun won 3 heads and was killed 32 times. He felt that this game was really too difficult to play.

Coming out of the battlefield, Xia Houdun squatted on the small roof of the Maweiyi Wicked Valley camp. The whole world was clear and clear, except for a small piece of dark cloud above his head, lightning and thunder.

Qing Huaci stood by and watched him inhumanely, for a long while, "What are you doing?"

"I'm silently thinking about life."

"..."

With dark clouds above his head and thunder, Xia Houdun hugged Qinghua Ci's thigh with wide face of kelp tears, "This is the most aggrieved battlefield I fought, 32 times... 32 times... black history! A lifetime of shame!"

"What's wrong with 32 times? Don't insult the number 32, Teacher Yang Kun will beat you."

Xia Houdun wiped his tears and sobbed, "Why do you think Huolian is so hot and cruel?"

Qing Huaci was silent for two seconds, then said calmly, "Who told you he was a girl?"

"Walter???"