Our rivers and lakes [Jian San]

While waiting for the group, Xia Houdun was bored. He squatted at the door of the dungeon and clicked on the equipment of his teammates one by one to peek. Suddenly his eyes lit up.

You quietly said to [Blue and White Ci]: I will go!Only bragging! ! !

[Blue and White Ci] Quietly: Are you introducing yourself?

You quietly said to [Blue and White Ci]: Fuck you, this person... hey, didn't you just use her name to laugh at me last time?I feel that I have a good destiny with her, she still has eight-level stones all over her body!Local tycoon!

[Blue and White Ci] Quietly: How do you know it's "she" and not "he"?

You quietly said to [Blue and White Ci]: Don't raise such doubts casually, okay?Brother Hua!

The head of this Dihua troupe is a demon, with a very soft Chinese voice, blue and white Ci, they hang their YY tuba on the side of the funeral moon to listen to the song, double open a trumpet and hang on the leader's YY to listen to the command, the copy has not yet been released At the beginning, playing very soft pure music.

After Yan Chengshang joined the regiment, he probably discovered Qinghuaci and Xiahoudun, and he left the team within minutes. The regiment leader asked, "What's going on with Chunyang?"

The little green spot in front of Su Qianmo's name lit up, "Oh, I don't know, I'll go and persuade him."

You quietly said to [Blue and White Ci]: Tsk, it's another cute girl's voice. To be honest, I quite like this voice.

[Blue and White Ci] quietly said: Men like it, this girl's voice changer is more advanced than that of Mad Chi's.

You quietly said to [Blue and White Ci]: →_→

The senior cute girl Yin didn't know how to persuade him. After 2 minutes, Yan Chengshang joined the group again.

"All the people are here, let's enter the book," said the team leader. "Have everyone played this instance? If you haven't played the team channel, go to 1. I'll see how many people there are."

[Team] Xia Houdun: 1

"Oh, Xiahoudun is the only one who hasn't played it?" The head of the team said softly in his soft manly voice, "Then you really failed. There are still people who haven't played this dungeon these days. What did they grow up on?"

"!!!" Xia Houdun felt bad all of a sudden.

You quietly said to [Blue and White Ci]: Brother will kill him after finishing the copy!Pressing his dead ladyboy at the door of the dungeon, is it amazing to be able to play a dungeon?If you have the ability to masturbate in the wild!

[Blue and White Ci] said quietly: Well, his character is just like this, and his intentions are not bad.

You quietly said to [Blue and White Ci]: Σ(｀д′*ノ)ノ You actually know him!Can you still have fun?

[Qinghuaci] quietly said: [Qinghuaci] patted [Xiahoudun] on the head lightly, everyone has already reached level 90, although the Qingyan suit is a new suit and the equipment is not so sophisticated, but you can pass the copy of Dihua Temple Just an hour or so.

This hour was simply torture for Xia Houdun. The very gentle leader kept saying "Oh, it was Xia Houdun's mistake again" and "Hehe, Xia Houdun died again" in his soft manly voice. "Healing and releasing Xiahoudun, the DPS can be ignored", "Xiahoudun, you are here to show off your cuteness"...

Before the dungeon was finished, Xia Houdun felt that his body was full of arrows. This team leader must have a personal grudge against him. He is the trumpet of one of his enemies, right, right, it must be, otherwise how can he let He is willing to be sprayed for an hour!

Fortunately, the whole group is not all crazy trolls like the group leader, there are still normal people, such as the five poisonous little loli who has been chatting secretly to comfort him.

[Only bragging pen] Quietly said: Brother beggar, don’t be angry, the leader is actually not a bad person (*^__^*)

You quietly said to [Only Bragging Pen]: Hey, I'm not angry, it's okay to spray a few words, who made me make a mistake.

[Only bragging pen] said quietly: Brother beggar has such a good attitude, brother beggar, you quietly said to [Only bragging pen]: What a da

[Only bragging pen] Quietly said: Brother Beggar, I want to be your bond milk~(≧▽≦)/~

Xia Houdun took a deep breath and almost stopped breathing. Happiness came too fast and he couldn't accept it. Xia Houdun felt that he was about to fluctuate. After restraining himself for a long time, he couldn't help but shouted YY in the gang, "Brother Hua~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~"

"Damn!" Ye Zibing was covered in goosebumps when he called out, "Are you messing with your parents like this in the game?"

"Don't make it!" Xia Houdun was so swaying that he almost wanted to take off his clothes and run naked in Xinjiekou, "Someone wants to be a bond milk for me~~~~~~~"

"Oh?" Qing Huaci calmly milked the dungeon, "Is there a demon to be a bond milk for you?"

Xia Houdun corrected seriously, "It's someone who wants to be my bond milk, not someone who wants to be my bond milk."

"That's right, there are demons who will serve as bond milk for you."

"Your sister! You did it on purpose!" Xia Houdun snorted, "Brother will also be a person who binds milk in the future, and he is still a cute little poisonous flower! How cute is it that you made a loli with a pot on her head? It will make you cute in minutes!"

"It's strange!" The little apprentice suddenly turned on the mic, and said angrily, "What's wrong with my master? He changed his mind in just a few days, and he came to show off in front of the master, and the cute little poisonous radish must be a stinger behind his back." Uncle, explode your chrysanthemum in minutes!"

A poisoned arrow was stuck in his chest, and Xia Houdun suffered serious internal injuries. If there is anyone in this game who is worthy of his hard work to maintain a tall image, it is only the little apprentice.

Just like a father would never say something like papa wants to papa in front of his beloved little girl, Xia Houdun also cared a lot about his little apprentice's opinion.

"Xiaobai, don't make trouble," Qinghua Ci's voice revealed a trace of exhaustion from reading thousands of sails and a trace of lifeless vicissitudes, and said calmly, "You Brother Dun is not my love, who is he good with, this has nothing to do with us It doesn't matter, we master and apprentice still play the same game, even if you are buried at the resurrection point and can't get up as a master, I will definitely give you the last spring mud."

"!!!"

Xia Houdun's whole body is Sparta, Nima, what do you mean?What is the difference between what this says and the abandoned original partner who lives hard with their children and pretends to be strong?

——Could it be that our mother and son cannot live without him?Even if you are so poor that you can't afford to eat, your mother will definitely leave you with the last bite of steamed buns.

True-Actor-Unparalleled-Blue and White Words (Zero)

Xia Houdun knelt down, the characters in the game knelt down in front of the boss, and the real people outside the game also knelt down in front of the computer to give Qinghua Ci. Such a strange thing, it is said that he is still a gay, Nima, I don’t know who will marry in the future He, that person must have suffered eight lifetimes of bad luck.

"Hehe, Xiahoudun is dead again," the group leader with a soft manly voice sneered gently, "What is the meaning of your life? Who gave you the courage to come here without IQ? If you have cerebral palsy, you will basically bid farewell Jiansan, right? You’re still a gang of beggars, heh, can you find love? Is there someone who will be your bondage milk?”

Xia Houdun typed in the team depressedly: I have bound milk.

The leader smiled, "Are you sure she's looking at you, not the falcon of your beggar gang?"

Nima!Too much deception!Falcon is the unique fighting pet of the beggar gang. Although its combat power is not high, it is a forbidden area like Wanhua's wig! ! !

You can insult me, but not my falcon! ! !

Xia Houdun typed in the team full of momentum: My Falcon has already ordered a doll kiss with my friend Jia Xiaomeng, please don't black QAQ "Hehe," the team leader laughed, "It's funny."

Xia Houdun was lying on the cold floor watching his teammates lashing out at the boss, his heart was bleeding. As a pure PVP party, he returned to the camp every minute to revive in the field or on the battlefield, and then flew over and rushed into the battle circle. As a beggar gang, Zhang Chang can often survive to the end. He has never felt such a powerless feeling. His teammates are still fighting bravely, but he is lying on the ground comfortably. It is as shameful as being a traitor.

The group leader finished laughing, and said noblely and coldly, "I'd better fight you back, although the DPS is very low, but the mosquito's legs are also meat..."

[Team] Leader: Are you a hungry idiot?Yes please click OK.

"..." Xia Houdun stared at the prompt [The leader wants to help you confirm/cancel] on the screen, struggled for a long time, but still had a heart attack, clicked OK, and revived in a very shameful manner.

This feeling is like playing shame PLAY.

Ye Zibing in the gang YY said with a smile, "Let me tell you a joke, Xia Houdun fought Di Hua so hard that his equipment turned red, hahahahaha..."

"...Is this really so funny?" Xia Houdun was speechless, my brother was obviously released by the nannies, no one nursed me, not even Qinghuaci gave me a mouthful of milk!

"If you go out to play dungeons, you're just embarrassing Beiming," Ye Zibing despised infinitely.

Xia Houdun sighed, "Don't make trouble, okay? I haven't played a few copies."

Ye Zibing laughed strangely, "Hurry up and go to Mai to sing, it's your turn."

"So fast?" Xia Houdun cut to the gang YY, and found that he had indeed become No. 1 Mai, "Wait a minute, I'll find an accompanist."

"I've prepared everything for you," Ye Zibing was extremely enthusiastic, "you just need to sing."

Xia Houdun was speechless, "You know what I'm going to sing... what the hell! How are you prepared to be majestic?"

When the fierce prelude sounded, Xia Houdun vomited blood and died. He jumped off the wheat sequence and was hugged into the wheat sequence in less than two seconds. Bei Mingfeng smiled and said, "I have to sing today. Kick out the gang."

"It's about personal reputation," Xia Houdun argued, "Even if you are kicked out of the gang, you won't sing!"

"If you don't sing, I will let the blue and white words remarry."

Xia Houdun was suddenly happy, "Who is afraid of whom, brother now has bound milk! It's a five-poison man~~Bend the sky!"

"Believe it or not, I can turn your manicure into a poison scripture in minutes?" Qing Huaci said lightly, "You can choose not to believe it, and I respect your right not to believe it."

"..." Xia Houdun burst into tears instantly, "Niu Bi is your friend again? I'll go? Where do you get so many friends? Please don't make trouble!"

Qinghua Ci hugged him onto Mai Xu with his own hands, and gently stroked his hair, "Then obediently sing."

It's your uncle's day!

The prelude sounded again, Xia Houdun wiped his face, let go of his throat and began to pant, "Ah~~ah~~ah~~ah~~ tempting someone to boldly pick off the forbidden fruit, the sweet taste closed eyes and took a bite secretly, touching the deepest The core of the fruit, the body began to tremble..."

"I'll go," Ye Zibing exclaimed in a low voice, "the level of calcium tablets!"

The flowers on the public screen were frantic, and Xia Hou's voice was calm and gentle. He never expected that singing such an unscrupulous song would have a chilling sex appeal.

"The intermittent sound of panting is called anticipation. Don't hide the dizzying smile at this moment... My day, I can't sing anymore," Xia Houdun panted and stopped, laughing, "It's over, Ni Ma, I've lost all my face in this life."

Ye Zibing's evaluation only used two words: "It's hard."

"Fuck your uncle!"

There was joy in YY, and they all rushed forward to express their intention to touch Xia Hou's face and chest, feeling that if gay guys heard this panting, they would turn into wolves in minutes.

Suddenly, the cute girl exclaimed, interrupting everyone's tragic molestation, "It's a big fan!!!"

Xia Houdun quickly ran to the boss to touch it, and he saw [Blood Shadow Tianzi Dancer], the enduring theme in 818, the bloody Qixiu big fan, the competition field of local tyrants, and the guarantee of salary!

The head of the group was also very excited, "Come on, Seven Shows, the starting price is 1."

[Team] Qixiu A: 3

[Team] Qixiu B: 4

[Team] Leaf Ice: 5

[Team] Su Qianmo: 10

[Team] Leaf Ice: 11

[Team] Su Qianmo: 15

[Team] Leaf Ice: 16

[Team] Su Qianmo: 20

[Team] Leaf Ice: 21

[Team] Su Qianmo: 30

[Team] Leaf Bing: P

[Team] Qixiu A: P

[Team] Qixiu B: P

"I'm going, this Qixiu is so fucking a local tyrant," Ye Zibing, who had always appeared in Beiming's interior as a foolish and rich local tyrant, was willing to be inferior, complaining in the gang YY, "Sure enough, Qixiu is the richest in the whole sect. "

The cute girl was still a little reconciled, and muttered in a low voice, "Why is 30 P, you said you prepared 50 for a light sword, and I can't give up a big fan for only 30. How low is this drop rate? , Waiting for three years, how can there be such a stingy man..."

Ye Zi burst into flames, "Why should I spend 30 yuan to fan you? Are you my mother?"

"Is it a man?" The cute girl also became angry and yelled, "What's wrong with spending some money on Qingyuan? If you are poor, don't come out and charge big money, hum!"

"Sister, don't be angry," Bei Mingfeng hurriedly opened the mic and laughed, "Xiaobing has an impulsive personality, don't be as knowledgeable as him, he just thinks that the light sword that he prepared for 50 yuan to shoot was dropped by a wild boss, and now he can use it." , and the big fan is still a level 80 equipment, it is purely for appearance, alas, men are too practical, don't worry about it, let him accompany you to play Dihua every CD in the future, how about it?"

"A lifeless sand sculpture is poorer than me!" The cute girl quit YY directly.

Ye Zi was furious, "Fuck! What the hell! I've already bought her fashion and white hair, what else do I want? I just met yesterday, and today I will ask me to recharge the card. I am her bank?"

"Don't be angry," Xia Houdun came out to smooth things over, "30 for a piece of useless equipment, what does Su Qianmo think?"

Qing Hua said, "You don't understand the world of local tyrants."

What the cute girl said was really good. The Beiming Gang has a bunch of poor ghosts. To be able to gather such a bunch of poor ghosts in one gang, Beimingfeng has two talents.

A big fan got 30 yuan. The group leader was very happy and said with a happy smile, "Come here, 30 yuan, Su Qianmo asked me to trade, I have to count how many zeros there are."

[Team] Su Qianmo: Husband, pay, okay?

Yan Chengshang walked out of the crowd, walked to the leader, and selected the target as the leader. After a few seconds, he typed in the team in doubt: Leader, why didn't you trade with me?

The head of the group sighed softly, and said quietly, "If I turn on the voice changer a little bit, you won't be able to hear me, Yan Chengshang?"

Xia Houdun gasped, "What's going on???"

"Hey," the old god of blue and white Ci is here, "Go on to watch the show, if you want to be a qualified audience, where do you get so many comments?"

Yan Chengshang did not speak.

In the dungeon YY, a voice from Yujie suddenly sounded, "Yan Chengshang, dare to bring such a bitch to my group to make a big fan, who the hell gave you the courage? Huh?" Suddenly the tone changed, and he roared sharply, "You What the hell do you think I, Huo Lian, are vegetarians?"