Our rivers and lakes [Jian San]

Xia Houdun was shocked, and quickly switched to the YY interface, pulled the bragging pen off his sub-channel, added a lock by the way, and said in a panic, "Don't make trouble! We are bound, not love!"

The bragging pen asked quietly, "Is it because I'm not good enough for you?"

"No," Xia Houdun hurriedly reassured him, "You are very, very good, but... But I don't plan to find love in this game, I just want to find a bondage, so what, only swordsmen don't have love."

The bragging pen suddenly turned into a sobbing female voice, "Actually, you just hate me, don't you? It's just perfunctory to say that a swordsman is not in love, I know, you just despise me and don't want to be in love with me..."

Xia Houdun was stunned by his voice changer and shouted, "Turn off the voice changer!"

The sobbing female voice disappeared, and it became a hoarse male voice, sighing sadly, "The Ren family just thinks that a girl's voice is more sympathetic."

"What did you eat at night? It affects your IQ so much," Xia Houdun slammed his head on the keyboard, wanting to die, "Please, can you throw away your voice changer?"

The voice of the bragging pen finally came from YY, "What do you know, the voice changer is more important than the moray plug-in in this game. How can there be so many popular 818s for the beautiful love that has been passed down by word of mouth? Science and technology are the primary productive forces, without a voice changer, how can your game life be so colorful?"

Xia Houdun moaned, "I just want to slap my head as fast as I can..."

The bragging pen earnestly and seductively said, "If you want to slap someone's head, the best choice is to fall in love with me. I can follow you anytime, anywhere, give you the master of love, the bewitching of love, and the phoenix gu for you. I am as sharp as you." There are only heads you don't want to lick, there is no head you can't lick."

"Please don't make trouble!"

"Dun Dun," the bragging pen called out sadly, with a sullen and melodious voice, and it seemed that he could see the rain on his face through the screen, "Do you dislike me for not being sharp in blue and white? Are you... are you just Thinking about blue and white words?"

Xia Houdun was about to faint, "Why is Qing Hua Ci involved again?"

"You still love blue and white Ci. You never forget him, so you refuse to accept me, right? Dun Dun, I can do what he can do for you, and I can do what he can't do for you! "

Nima, what are you going to do?Are you a brain tonic?

Xia Houdun explained feebly, "He and I are not what you imagined, we are not in love at all."

"What?" The bragging pen's voice changed, and he said angrily, "What do you mean?"

"I asked him to bond with him and he didn't agree," Xia Houdun sighed, "We are brothers who play better in a gang..."

"Scumbag!"

"Walter?"

[System]: Only the bragging pen has left the team

[System]: Only the bragging pen has started a vendetta against you, do you want to add him to the list of enemies?

Xia Houdun was so frightened, "Chui Chui Chui...Master Bragging Pen, did you slip your hand and make a mistake?"

Before the words fell, the moray plug-in began to ding ding.

[You have reached 3 adverse effects of toxicity on your body]

[You have reached 5 adverse effects of toxicity on your body]

[You are seriously injured]

[Only the bragging pen hurts you]

Xia Houdun was lying on the ground, looking at the person meditating next to his body who only knew how to brag, and he was in a bad mood—why didn't anyone tell him that the body of this guy was actually a sharp and poisonous scripture?

YY bragged, "Resurrection, why lie on the ground and pretend to be dead?"

Xia Houdun burst into tears, "Will you kill me when I get up?"

The bragging pen said lightly, "Yes."

"!!!"

Xia Houdun clicked on the bragging pen's equipment and strange acupoints, and then looked at his own equipment and strange acupoints. He went back to the camp, clicked on Long Xiao's Nine Heavens to reduce his injuries, and meditated on the spot to recover his blood. Sure enough, within ten seconds, The bragging pen flew back.

Xia Houdun rushed up directly with a dragon jumping in Yuyuan. The Anshi Rebellion version of the Poison Sutra is so strong that it is against the sky. The Beggar Gang is one of the few sects that can fight against the Poison Sutra. The last obsession Gu summoned the base-stirring snake.

The two fought inseparably at the Maweiyi resurrection point. The kicking skills of the beggar gang kicked the bragging pens flying all over the sky, but the bragging pens were so miraculous that they could carry them all down. In this second and second second season, the two fought hard for more than two minutes, and in the end they were suppressed by the bragging pen equipment. Poisoned.

[Guild] Xia Houdun: I was brutally snatched away by a bragging pen in Mawei Station.

Xia Houdun lay on the ground speechless, "I said, Master Niu Bi, what did I do wrong? Your old man wants to treat me like this?"

The bragging pen has reached the thirteenth battle rank, put on the well-known butt-baring outfit, sat enchantingly on Xiahou Dun's corpse, showing his strong legs, and snorted coldly, "I'm happy."

"Can you be happy and let the little boy live?"

The bragging pen waved his flute, "Do you have the guts to be a scumbag but don't you have the guts to bear the consequences?"

"!!!" Xia Houdun was shocked, what kind of scumbag did I become?I've been playing games for so long, and I'm as ascetic as a monk!

Brain Budi, are you enough?

Bragging pens don't like oil and salt, they don't listen to other people's explanations at all, they push Xia Houdun to the ground and do it like crazy, although the two are evenly split, but who can provoke such a psychopath?

Open the character menu to see that the murderous intent has increased by a hundred, and Xia Houdun's equipment is all red. He sighed, got up silently, and began to read the article.

The faint voice of the bragging pen came, "Where are you going?"

"Go to a teahouse," Xia Houdun went to war-torn Chang'an to work as a teahouse daily, thinking if he couldn't afford to mess with me, he couldn't afford to hide?

1 minute later.

[Guild] Xia Houdun: I was brutally snatched away by a bragging pen in Chang'an during the war.

YY suddenly sounded the voice of blue and white words: Now release a channel broadcast, Xiahoudun kid, I am on the pillar at the entrance of Chang'an Teahouse, if you don't want to continue to be killed, just fly over here.

Xia Houdun didn't think about anything, and went directly back to the camp to revive, and then flew to the door of the teahouse with a great lightness skill, and landed on the pillar accurately, bathed in green starlight, and the blood bar was filled up.

The bragging pen chased after him, stood under the pillar and looked up at the two people above him, then turned around and clicked on the NPC to start doing the task. A stir-up snake, sighed.

You quietly said to [Blue and White Ci]: QAQ Brother Hua is still hello, the bragging pen is a deep ice!

[Blue and White Ci] said quietly: Qinghua Ci patted Xia Houdun's head lightly.

You quietly said to [Blue and White Ci]: I will never look for bound milk again, just let me fend for myself among the famous people.

[Blue and White Ci] quietly said: Really?I see that you had a good time chasing and hiding with him, and you are still in the two-person world in the small room, and it is locked?

You quietly said to [Blue and White Ci]: Σ(°△°|||) I will unlock it immediately.

Speaking of unlocking it, he pulled Qinghua Ci from the guild hall to the sub-channel, and the braggart snorted coldly, "You think I won't kill you if I hold Ah Ci's thigh?"

"Don't bully the kids," Qinghua Ci said with a smile, "Aqian, Xiahou didn't bully me again."

The bragging pen scoffed, "Just the way you look at men and me, I'm already desperate. What kind of idiots are they?"

"Hey, I don't like to hear those words anymore," Qing Hua said, "Xiahou people are still very good, and their operations are also very sharp, and they can do two-person light work, so they can go wherever they want."

"That's all you can do!"

"He is different from Yancheng Shang."

The braggart smiled wildly, "Yan Chengshang... Heh, that's just an idiot. I played around with a voice changer, and he thinks he's a winner in life. He can't be killed!"

"Don't be too cruel," Qinghua Ciyun said with a light smile, "He just wants to look forward to Shu, and he doesn't scum to me."

"Oh, which zoo is this the Virgin Mary?" The bragging pen taunted, "Yan Chengshang deserved to die, I punished him because I didn't like his scum, and it wasn't for you, it's getting late, I'm going to sleep Beauty sleep, good night, and dun dun dun, good night."

Xia Houdun was deeply shocked, and it took him a while to find his voice, "This... this..."

"what?"

"The bragging pen has such a good relationship with you..." Xia Houdun finally came to his senses, "Hey, let me tell you, he chased me down so brutally just now, did he think I'm a scumbag for you?"

Qinghua Ci was angry, "You are really good enough, the beggar gang's anti-drug scriptures can't beat it, how many times have you been killed by him?"

"Hey," Xia Houdun was upset, "You praised me for being sharp just now!"

"That was a compliment to him."

"..." Xia Houdun felt that since he knew Qinghuaci, his whole game life was different, and he was scolded!Can't bear it!Is there a gang of beggars in Qingyan suit who are sharper than brother?

"I have a question."

"ask."

Xia Houdun carefully chose his words, trying to make himself look less like a dead rabbit and a sad fox, "How is he going to punish Yan Chengshang with this bragging pen?"

"Don't you know?"

"What?" Xia Houdun thought for a while, and suddenly a flash of lightning struck in his mind, "You said he posted the 818 on the post bar? Let me go, with so much black history, this guy has planned it for a long time, tsk tsk, what's the matter?" Lian, what about Su Qianmo? Compared with him, I know now that I would rather offend a woman than a villain."

After hearing his conjecture, Qinghua Ci just smiled lightly, "Ha ha."

Xia Houdun's heart sank, "I guessed wrong?"

"Guessed a little bit right, but also a little bit wrong."

"Brother Hua, let's discuss something," Xia Houdun said earnestly, "Can you stop being so mysterious? It's such a lovely traditional virtue to know everything without saying anything."

The blue and white words seemed to be smiling but not smiling, "You mean I am immoral?"

"No!!!" Xia Houdun yelled, help, you are better than a bragging pen! ! !

Qinghua Ci was amused, and said leisurely, "Actually, it doesn't hurt to tell you."

"Then say it."

"But you have to keep it a secret."

Xia Houdun black line, "Can we not speak in such a childish tone?"

Qing Huaci laughed, "The bragging pen is a three-dimensional friend with me. He is the most hostile to scumbags in his life. People who are classified by him as scumbags usually don't know how they died. Let's put it this way , every time I find a relationship, he will use a trumpet to seduce him, if you take the bait obediently, you know..."

"You mean..." Xia Houdun gasped, "My stamina and loyalty saved my life?"

"Can you replace the four characters of staunch and loyal with stupid?"

Suddenly a light flashed in Xia Houdun's mind, and he said eagerly, "That Yancheng Shang... Huo Lian... Huo Lian killed you, Huo Lian..."

Qinghua Ci smiled faintly, "Hehe."

Xia Houdun shook his hands, and fell down from the pillar. Thinking of the sad journey of Dihua, he roared, "Damn this bastard scolded me with the name of the head of the team, and comforted me with the name of the bragging pen at the same time. Too many snakes???"

[Recent chat]: Qinghuaci patted Xia Houdun's head lightly.