Our rivers and lakes [Jian San]

Sleeping too late at night, the next day Xia Houdun slept until noon, the phone rang loudly, grabbed the phone in a daze, with a strong wake-up breath, "I warn you, if something happens, you will kill yourself if nothing happens."

"Old~~big~~~" The rippling voice of the cashier girl came from the mobile phone, "I'm here to eat again... If you don't come, I will cook by myself..."

"Fake!!!" Xia Houdun sat up straight and roared, "Wait for 10 minutes!"

Throwing away the phone, Xia Houdun jumped out of bed, turned 180 degrees in the air, took off his pajamas and rushed into the bathroom, took a cold shower for 2 minutes, rushed to the mirror with a steamy body, took care of his hair with an electric toothbrush in his mouth, rinsed his mouth and washed his face, jumped He rushed into the cloakroom with Samba, and a minute later, he walked into the elevator like a dog.

"Hey, you look handsome today," a pleasant voice rang in his ears. Xia Houdun turned his head, and a skinny and handsome man next to him took off his sunglasses. He turned out to be a neighbor in the same building. The deep reason is because this handsome man is skinny, but his eyes are very sharp, so beautiful that he seems to be slapped in the face.

Xia Houdun smiled brightly, "Go cook for my future wife."

"Hahaha," the handsome man laughed loudly, "Your wife is quite lucky."

"They all live in the same building," Xia Houdun greeted kindly, "I don't know what you call it?"

"My surname is Su," the beautiful man suddenly grabbed Xia Houdun's hand.

"!!!" Xia Houdun shrank subconsciously, but he didn't expect that this guy's bony palm was still quite strong, and he was holding onto him tightly.

"What are you afraid of? I can still eat you?" The beautiful man raised his eyes and glanced at him flirtatiously. He lowered his eyes and slowly wrote a word on his palm. He raised his head and licked the corner of his lips ambiguously, "This is mine. name."

"..."

When the elevator arrived at the underground parking lot, Xia Houdun walked out with an embarrassing face struck by lightning. ——Has brother been molested?Brother, is this being molested?The fucking brother was molested by a man? !

But...does this mean that my elder brother is still handsome in his [-]s?

Hey.

So handsome that he has no friends.

Wait, what's that guy's name?

Xia Houdun stared at his clearly veined palm, trying to recall... Qian?Su Qian?The two words rolled around on the tip of the tongue, and they were read out in a low voice, why did they feel familiar?

Opening the car door, he looked back subconsciously, and saw Su Qian walking towards a car with his hands in his pockets from a distance, his face was expressionless, and the corners of his mouth were cold and distant.

The expression was completely different from when he was teasing himself just now.

This person has a dual personality, right?The forest is really big and there are all kinds of birds. Xia Houdun shook his head. My Ci brother is better. He is sharp and gentle. When he smiles, the little pear dimple is so drunk... Hehehe, especially when he does bad things in his dreams When...hehehe...

Xia Houdun wiped his saliva, stepped on the accelerator, and the car flew out on the four hot wheels.

Rushing into the store, I immediately looked at the seat where the last statement was made. Sure enough, the familiar figure was drinking lemonade and playing with his mobile phone. After so long, you served a glass of lemonade???"

"I, I, I, I'm only in charge of the cash register," the little girl shrank.

"I don't have any vision," Xia Houdun flicked her forehead with his fingers, turned around and walked over, and rolled his eyes with a smile, "Hey, Brother Ci, are you hungry after waiting so long?"

Chen Ci put down his phone, raised his eyes and said helplessly, "The waiter in your shop insists on letting you handle the cooking, so I have to wait."

"These bastards!" Xia Houdun scolded and asked with a smile, "What do you want to eat today, I'll go cook right away."

"Forget it, let the chef in the store do it," Chen Ci smiled, "You can chat with me."

"..." Hearing his invitation, Xia Houdun was drunk, sitting opposite him and chuckling, "My price for chatting with you is not cheap."

Chen Ci pushed a piece of paper in front of him, "Is this enough?"

"What is this?" Xia Houdun picked it up, "2013 Pengshan E-sports Professional League N City Division Finals? Is this an entry ticket?"

"The last Pengshan Professional League," Chen Ci said, "a ticket is hard to come by."

Xia Houdun put away the admission ticket, "I will definitely go, hehe, no matter what, we are the first seniors, so go to the scene and scare these juniors."

The statement was disdainful, "As far as your level is concerned, you don't know how many rounds you can last in the hands of these juniors."

"Oh, the technology is so good now? Are they all very fast?"

"Of course, relying on hand speed to eat."

"Oh," Xia Houdun nodded, "That's really incomparable. It's not on the same level. Now we rely on our faces for food."

Chen Ci laughed loudly, "You are so long-winded, just to pave the way for this one sentence?"

Sending away the statement, Xia Houdun stood behind the cashier and watched him leave with an idiotic expression on his face. The cashier girl touched him with her arm, "Are there any new developments? Find out who the adulterer I like is?"

"What are you talking about?" Xia Houdun reprimanded seriously, "What is an adulterer? He is obviously the lover that Brother Ci loves to death."

"Ouch!" The little girl covered her mouth, looked at him in horror, and said in a low voice, "Did you take the wrong medicine?"

Xia Houdun clasped his hands together and said seriously, "Although you are sharp-tongued, uneducated, and bluffing without connotation, you have also heard the stories of Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai, Brother Bao and Sister Lin, and Pan Zhang and Wang Zhongxian. Fate is a pair made in heaven, and a pair is made in the earth. Even if they are separated by thousands of miles for many years, it is hard to get rid of this deep lovesickness. What's more, two people are in love now, and they are about to stay and fly together. Youdao asks what love is in the world and only teaches life and death By the way, you and other mortals have no right to beak except for blessings."

"..." The little girl was flustered in the wind and screamed, "Boss, you..."

Xia Houdun covered her mouth and said softly, "In order to prevent the dog's mouth from not being able to spit out ivory, you just need to smile."

The younger sister's face is full of kelp tears.

Back home, Xia Houdun turned on the computer, and boarded the game with a happy smile on his face. The interface had just been refreshed, and a system announcement floated across the screen.

System: Jianghu Kuaima Feibao, the "Blue and White Ci" knight used the legendary "True Orange Heart" on the "Fire Lotus" heroine in Tangmen...

[世界] Famous but not: My original partner and mistress lived happily together, I no longer believe in love : The original partner and mistress are living together happily, I don’t believe in love anymore, Xia Houdun was blown up by this announcement, his tattoos were about to fall off, he turned on YY, and yelled in grief and indignation, “Fuck, what’s going on with Brother Hua?”

"Huh?" Qinghuaci responded lightly in a familiar electric voice, "Why are you so irritable when you log in? What was nitroglycerin for lunch?"

"..." Xia Houdun opened the friend list, stared at the blue and white Ci who was in the Tangmen, thinking, brother, I had lunch with you, what are you pretending?

Ye Zibing smiled badly, "Brother Hua, he must have been fooled by your true orange heart. Don't look at his non-mainstream appearance, but he is actually arrogant and spoiled inside. Seeing you fry oranges for others, my heart will be broken." , right, Hou Duner?"

"Fuck you, uncle," Xia Houdun said in a rough voice, "Brother Hua, why are you suddenly frying oranges for Huolian?"

"Comfort him."

"Huh? What happened to him?" Xiahou Dunji hated that Huolian got into a fight with him and went offline halfway through the fight, causing him to laugh at the drunk and being watched like an idiot. He gloated, " Could it be that after doing all the bad things, you will finally be harmonized by the system master?"

"Go aside," Qing Huaci smiled, "Yan Chengshang is going to have a face-to-face with Su Qianmo, he is frustrated in love, I put an orange to comfort him, is there a problem?"

Xia Houdun didn't come up and almost choked, Mianji?Frustrated in love?Why do you always feel that something is wrong?Isn't Huolian that schizophrenic braggart?Does he really like Yancheng Shang?Wasn't Yancheng Shang your former love?

Your circle is really messy!

Ah, that's not right, blue and white Ci, aren't you my Ci brother?The one you like is obviously me!Why set off fireworks for others?You give Huangfu Gousheng and Huolian, when can you give me one too?

Although the Ren family is a man of strength and strength, he actually has a girlish heart who likes fireworks.

Xia Houdun teleported to Tangmen, and flew directly to Wendaopo, the Holy Land of Love, and found the fireworks that had not been extinguished. Inside the heart-shaped fireworks, there was a blue and white poem written in black. Behind him, a panda next to him is rolling around with his pet. I have to admit that there is still a sense of tranquility and beauty.

Xia Houdun squatted on a nearby tower, looked at them from a distance, and felt sad silently. For the first time, he disliked his sect for not even being able to wear clothes. He was painted with non-mainstream tattoos, and his style of painting was different from everyone else's. .

[Private chat] Blue and white words: What are you hiding from?I see you all.

[Private Chat] Xia Houdun: Σ(°△°|||) Can you still see me after hiding so far?

[Private Chat] Blue and White Ci: You are in my focus list, even if you cannot see people, the focus will light up.

Invisibility failed, Xia Houdun silently walked into the fireworks, Huo Lian stood up abruptly, raised the heavy crossbow and shook it, as if provocative, Xia Houdun was furious, and complained on YY, "I think Huo Lian's expression seems to despise me .”

"It's just a game character, you can still see the expression? Besides, is he wearing a mask?" Qing Hua was speechless.

"I think he has an aura of contempt for me all over his body," Xia Houdun was wronged, "this aura is still speaking subtext, hey, buddy, I accept your bound milk."

Qinghua Ci laughed loudly, "Hey, I'm not your bound milk! Who told someone to be stubborn, I don't even want such a sharp milk flower to come to your door to ask for love."

A buddy from the gang YY interjected, "Xiahou doesn't want me, Brother Hua, treat me as love, let's pick up soap happily."

"Pick up your uncle," Xia Houdun said in a vicious voice, "You dare to snatch my brother's bound milk?"

Bei Mingfeng smiled and said, "It seems that Xiahou is going to accept it? Congratulations!"

Qing Huaci smiled, "Really?"

Xia Houdun suddenly didn't know what to say, so he choked out a sentence, "Hey..."

"Hey what?" Qing Hua said, "You still owe me a real orange heart."

Xia Houdun stared, "When?"

"When Xiaobai was accepted as an apprentice, we made a bet to guess his gender, but you lost."

Xia Houdun thought about it, there is indeed such a thing, but why do you feel so reluctant to let him set off fireworks for Qinghua Ci in the game?

Is it because the game characters have no real sense of existence?

"Oh, why don't you talk anymore?" Qing Huaci smiled frivolously, "Are you moved by brother's sincerity and cried?"

Listening to his teasing, Xia Houdun was suddenly enlightened—Nima always had a half-smile, half-truth and half-false words, which made people feel too insecure!