Self-cultivation of dragon set

Mammon is no stranger to the term saintess.Most cults and a few sects recognized by the gods have this position. The saintesses are generally teenage girls who are beautiful and familiar with the scriptures. With their beauty and wisdom, they guide the believers to be more Devoutly believe in God.In the religions of Cult [-], Cult [-], and Cult [-], the saints will also dedicate their lives to the leader and other senior members of the cult, as well as believers who have made a particularly large contribution, to show that the gods have bestowed their blessings on earth.

But he lived for tens of thousands of years, and it was the first time someone dared to ask him to play the position of "Saint".Even though he is a human being, he dares to bargain with him in such a disrespectful manner... Even the most beloved priest of the God of Saturn, this kind of courage and ignorant simplicity make people want to educate him.

The corners of Mamen's mouth were slightly curved, and he bowed in a gentlemanly manner, before disappearing from the table.When he reappeared, he was already standing behind Patriarch Bai, holding him in his arms with his right hand, and grasping his cheek and chin with five fingers of his left hand, forcing that face to turn to him.

Looking at it from such a close distance, the face is still exquisite and three-dimensional, without any blemishes. The snow-white skin and light-colored eyes complement each other, adding a kind of lovely fragility.Except for the expression being too cold, there is no wonderful pain and fear, there is almost nothing that does not suit the taste of the demons.The best thing is that he is a servant of Saturn, holy, noble, pure... the blood of a priest who is destined to be single until old age will never be mixed with filth.

"You are such a treasure. Since it is your request, then I will reluctantly do what this saintess should do." Let's see if the divinely favored one can still do it when he takes the initiative to perform the duties of a saintess Maintain this indifferent attitude.

Thin red lips with a bloody and evil aura moved towards the white face inch by inch, and a charming brilliance shone in the vertical pupils unique to monsters.Although the divine light was flowing on Bai's body, the part where the skins of the two meet has already been lightly smoked due to the conflict between the gods and demons, the demon king still moved forward unmoved, with a slight smile on his lips, as if very emotional of.

"What on earth are you going to do?" Bai really couldn't bear it any longer, and tried his best to avoid his close face, and scolded coldly: "This religion doesn't need a male saint, even if the psychological gender is female!"

"Then I won't be a saint." Mammon still approached slowly, his movements were not too fast, as if he was enjoying the tension and panic of Bai at this moment - although there was nothing visible on his face, but The two are so close at this moment, he can hear Bai's heartbeat speeding up, and his breathing rhythm is also a little chaotic. "No matter what sect's leader, his body and mind will be completely dedicated to the gods and demons enshrined in the sect. As long as you agree to enshrine me now, what we do is completely in line with the rules."

Dream it!The god of agriculture just came to have dinner, I think he is troublesome, so I believe in you, a man-eating thing?

Bai sneered, the imprint of the God of Saturn on his face burst into light, his left hand was suddenly pulled out from his arm, the blade flashed, and he swung it backwards with a mighty might: "Dirty demons, for your blasphemy Make atonement!"

Do you think you are the protagonist, I dare not cut you no matter what?

A waning moon-like knife light lit up in the room, and then went out in a slender and delicate hand.That hand stopped firmly in the air, the veins and blood vessels were contained under the delicate flesh, it seemed that there was no effort at all, but the blood gradually dripped from the fingers holding the knife, and when it fell on the carpet, it turned into a cluster of small flames , burning a black mark.

The devil's eyes also seemed to be filled with blood, he stared straight at the man behind Bai holding his wrist, smiled and called the name of God: "Your Excellency Hawthorne, you really overprotect the ones favored by the gods, such a loving person The mind is really admirable.”

"This is my representative on earth, and it's only natural that I dote on him." Without even giving Mammon a look, he took the scimitar from his white palm and asked him slightly dissatisfied: "You What religion do you want to build? Why don't you enshrine me in the religion?"

Oops, I forgot about this vinegar jar!Before, I only thought about being compatible with believers of different beliefs, but I didn't expect that the god of agriculture had been staring at him in the sky, and he must have wanted him to enshrine him.But if the God of Saturn is offered, the Demon Cult will become a subsidiary of the Temple of the God of Saturn, and there is no way to radiate to the whole continent like a courier...

Bai looked at the scimitar in Saturn's hand with a guilty conscience, and tried to explain: "What I want to build is not a sect, but a public welfare social organization that aims to help the congregation find a better self and improve their happiness index in life, so the teaching People have freedom of belief, and they will not worship gods uniformly within the church.”

"However." Seeing that God of Agriculture narrowed his eyes slightly, and seemed a little unhappy, Bai immediately added his chips: "After the establishment of the Demon Cult, several special festivals will be set up for the religion every year, and grand celebrations will be held during the holidays. , I will personally present the sacrifice for you. The sacrifices prepared by the congregation also belong to the Demon Cult, and must belong to you."

"Hmph." Saturn snorted coldly: "You will only use this kind of cleverness to fool your creator and protector. If it weren't for the sake of your youth, I would never tolerate you like this all the time. It’s an act of disrespect.” He put on airs and listened to Bai recited a few gorgeous rhetoric hymns before he lowered his chin and pointed at Mammon with the tip of his knife: “What is this Demon Race here for?”

The demon king had already licked all the blood on his hands, and at this moment he regained his calm attitude, and replied before Bai could speak: "I am the saint of the demon sect, and I am performing the duties of a saint, and I will use my body to let the leader experience the divine experience." What about the gift of God. Would you like to see how bliss your divinely favored one will enjoy under the consecration of the saint?"

As soon as he stretched out his hand, Hawthorne's knife lighted up, forcing that hand and the Demon King to disappear into the air.But then he condensed into a human form again, and said with a smile: "Your Excellency Hawthorne, you and your favored ones are both quick-tempered. At least you should let the favored ones taste the benefits of the saint first before turning against you?"

Bai stared at Mamen disdainfully: "Just because you want to be a devil's saint? You don't pay much attention to my martial arts culture. Don't say you are a handle, even if you cut your dick now, I still don't care. I think your chest is not enough to meet the requirements of the position. All the positions in this teaching need to pass the written test, interview, and a three-month probationary period. If you try it, you dare to call yourself a saint?"

written examination?interview?Probation?The tricks of this divinely favored person are really endless. It seems that he is not only delicious in blood, but also a very interesting little guy himself.If Saturn wasn't in the way here, it would be nice to just take him back to the other side of the world, where you can't find such a lively, pretty little guy.But anyway, he also wants to stay in this blessed land for a few more days, this divinely favored person should bring him a lot of fun, right?

The smile on the Demon King's face deepened, and there was an undisguised predatory desire in his eyes. He agreed immediately: "I am willing to accept the written test and interview, and there is still a probationary period. Can I become a demon saint now?"

Bai shook his head, and said coldly: "You failed the interview, you were rejected."

"Then you should also give me a chance to try? According to your order, shouldn't the written test be the first? Maybe my state today is more suitable for the written test. When it comes to the interview, I will be the beauty who can meet your needs." What about it?" As long as you give yourself a chance to write, what's the difficulty in seducing such a pure little lamb with sweet sentences?Even if there is a god of agriculture watching... But even ordinary humans, don't they have secret lovers under the supervision of their parents?

As long as there is enough time and a little skill, it should not be difficult to lure this divinely favored man out of the arms of Saturn.And without magic, just relying on his own charm to lure devout believers to fall, isn't this always his favorite game?

He looked at Bai affectionately, and his voice was sweet and moving: "Father of the God of Saturn, don't you even dare to give me a chance? Hawthorne hasn't expressed any objection yet."

Hawthorne immediately glanced at the favored man, "You still owe me four roasted lambs, four suckling pigs, five roasted fishes and a large plate of fried rice, cook for me now."

Bai agreed without hesitation: "I'll make some time-consuming dishes for you to try. There seems to be fresh pork at home, which is just right for making Dongpo pork, tamales and braised pork, and how about making fried eggplant sandwiches and burnt meatballs?" Sample?"

Anything is fine, but it is better than pilaf and roast lamb.

Chef Bai agreed confidently, took out a new apron and put it on, and pulled a handkerchief into a high ponytail, Shi Shiran walked out.Unexpectedly, the beautiful kitchen plan of the two of them got in the way of one person's major event. The demon king moved to the door in an instant, pressed the door firmly, and barely maintained his coquettish and intoxicating smile: "What about my becoming a demon saint?" ?”

I have said no, why must I not turn back without hitting the south wall?Just now when he faced the Demon King himself, he still lacked confidence. Now that Hawthorne has arrived, those who lack confidence should be replaced.After the status of the two was reversed, Bai Mammon was not so guarded anymore. He first brought red wine and a fruit plate to the God of Saturn, then took out a finger pen from the space ring, and wrote a few questions in a hurry.

"Out of [-] points, if you can get [-] points, you are qualified."

He turned around and went to the kitchen to cook. Saturn was just leaning on the cushion to drink wine and eat fruits and dried fruits from the desert.Only the Demon King was left looking at the paper with a puzzled face—the words were beautifully written, and the sentences were written naturally and smoothly, but... "Who is this 'xiaoming'? Why did he drive from A to Heading to B, race along the playground for a while, and buy meat for a while? This group of lunatics with terribly strange names sometimes walk opposite to each other and sometimes go against the opposite direction, is there something wrong with their brains?"

Just researching whether "xiaoming", "xiaoning", "xiaoling" and "xiaolin" is a person's name took the devil a lot of time.When starting to calculate the problem of "Xiao Ming went to buy meat, the money he brought was just enough to buy 15 catties of pork or 24 catties of beef. If after buying 10 catties of pork, the rest of the money would be used to buy beef, how many catties would still be enough?", The god of agriculture interrupted suddenly, but he couldn't bear to break the pen holder——

Holding the wine glass, the god of agriculture looked through his body and landed on the paper, pointing Jiangshan with an authoritative attitude on price: "No, pork is now 15 copper coins a catty, beef is 35 copper coins a catty, buy 15 catties How can pork money buy 24 catties of beef?"

Bai took the freshly fried crispy eggplant back and offered it to the God of Saturn. Before the plate was put down, Mamen stood up and asked, "Why did you deliberately give wrong questions? These are not things normal people do at all." Right? Even the most thoughtless monster would not intentionally run from the end of the line to the front, from the front to the end, and then keep following in the line... Also, what is the price of pork and beef? Your Excellency Hawthorne said , the price of meat is completely wrong!"

"..." I have never gone to the market to buy vegetables myself, how did you know the price, God of Agriculture?

Bai looked at Hawthorne in admiration—or in a daze—the deity, who was dignified and radiant, seemed to be in his kingdom of God wherever he went, had moved in front of him at some point, and took the The eggplant clip took a bite, and there was a crisp "click" sound between his lips and teeth, and He still ordered clearly and neatly: "Go on and cook, don't waste time on that demon."

"Okay. The meatballs will be ready in a while, just wait for a while." He turned and walked out. Before leaving, he turned his head and said casually: "Those prices are hypothetical, in an ideal state, not real Do you understand the price? These are all (Chinese) elementary school mathematics test questions. You can’t even do the elementary school questions. How dare you apply for the Devil’s Cult? The saint is the spiritual leader of the Devil’s Cult. With your IQ, it will affect the image of the Devil’s Cult. ah……"

The word "unqualified" was included but not uttered, but the cold and disdainful expression hit the devil's heart as hard as the crisp sound of Saturn's chewing lotus root clips.He rolled up the sixth grade elementary school application problem paper, disappeared in the Across house in the blink of an eye, and then regrouped in a human form in a mountain valley hundreds of kilometers away, lighting up a magic teleportation circle with his hand.

Led by the blood of the Demon King himself, this magic circle has broken through the barrier between the two worlds, not only allowing him to freely enter and exit the worlds on both sides of the continent, but also summoning powerful demons to come to this place where the gods favored. soil of.The magic array lighted up, and in a blink of an eye, the figure of the Demon King changed position and appeared in a beautifully decorated and rich hall. In the hall, there were many monsters dressed like human nobles dancing lightly, using exquisitely arranged Fresh blood.

The appearance of the devil made the music stop suddenly, and all the monsters on the dance floor came together to salute him and asked him if the world above was as beautiful as the legend said.

Mammon nodded casually, took out the paper, copied it into countless copies with magic, and threw it to the monsters under him: "This is a test paper made by a human teenager, you should study it carefully and make it out. Go and open my study, take out all the books on mathematics and study together, I don’t believe that with the wisdom of the demons, I can’t even count on a human being!”

He rarely posted such a big guy, and it sounds like he suffered a loss at the hands of human beings, so he must have more anger smoldering in his heart.The nobles who had been singing and dancing in the castle quietly retreated with their test papers, but only his favorite Countess Barber dared to post it. She knelt down at his feet submissively, with her face slightly raised, her long black hair slid towards the On both sides, delicate and somewhat wild faces are revealed.

"My lord, do you have any problems that you can't solve? Please let me, my loyal subordinate, share your worries for you?" Her voice was lazy and hoarse, as if countless hands were scratching people's hearts. The voice moved, and he held up her small face for a closer look.

Seeing this, the irritability on Mammon's face turned into a faint smile, and she let her lie on his lap, listening to his instructions: "I will take you to the blessed land full of sunshine and fresh flesh and blood, go and meet someone for me , do one thing."

"...When you get there, tell the favored one that you are the incarnation of the demon king Mammon, and you have to participate in the interview. Remember, don't take the written test, only participate in the interview."

The incarnation of the devil?What's going on here, doesn't His Majesty hate others pretending to be him the most?Is this a test of her loyalty, or is it a special mission to confuse the god of agriculture and counterattack the heavens in order to win the trust of the gods?

Balber fell into a long and deep thought, and in the end, according to the devil's will, he put on his most luxurious waist-whale bone skirt woven from the feathers of the devil's bird of paradise, and wore a small blood gem crown on his head. Holding a scepter in hand, she appeared proudly in Bai's bedroom like a queen.

"I am the female incarnation of the demon king Mammon, the eternal saint Barber, and I am here for an interview today." Her waist was tightly bound, and the colors on the robe flowed with the light and shadow, making her face more like a hibiscus The chest is like jade, and it also brings a bit of deliberate temptation.But the priest in front of her looked at her with only a hint of amazement, without the familiar obsession and obsession, which made her a little uneasy.

For this reason, she deliberately added a sentence that the devil asked her to pay attention to: "I only participate in the interview, not the written test."

"Well... qualified." Gao Lengqingsheng, who was not moved by beauty, let the beautiful witch pass without even asking a single question, and even took the initiative to raise the issue of employee benefits: "Cosmetics and makeup guidance are up to me." Contracted, the trial period is three months, the monthly salary is two gold coins, makeup and dressing expenses can be reimbursed by me at any time, if there is no problem, can you start working tomorrow?"

"What?" Balber and Mammon were shocked by the overly simple answer.The attitude he had during the last written test is now the same attitude towards beautiful women. Could it be that the priest is a lustful person at all, but he is not at all masculine?

Under the shocked gazes of these two people, Bai calmly took out a roll of parchment, unfolded it and stuffed it into Barber's hand: "The job duty of our witch saints is to fall in love. Now that you are a saint, I will send you All the information about this love partner will be sent to you. From today onwards, you will be responsible for pursuing him until he falls in love with you. Do not use magic to control his heart, and do not harm him, his relatives, friends, work partners or anyone with whom he is related. Anyone who has anything to do with him, sign the probationary contract later, and get ready to work today."

What the hell is this god-favored man doing?Desperately embarrassing the devil king, recruiting beautiful women when they see them, and the purpose of recruiting is to let her fall in love with another man, is there something wrong with that?