You can't hurt the actor who is reborn as a cat

"Meow meow~"

The press conference without Bai Mo's troubles was successfully completed, and a certain two-yellow cat who didn't know when he got into trouble pitifully yelled at Landing City.

That soft sound was like a feather, and the scratcher panicked, wishing to pick up the kitten and ruthlessly ravage it.

However, Lu Zhicheng, who has eaten and lived with Erhuang for so many days, obviously already has immunity.

"Zhicheng, Erhuang is so pitiful, just give him a hug."

Even President Zhengcheng, who has never been very fond of small animals, couldn't help dissuading him when he saw Erhuang's pitiful appearance.

"Meow meow meow~" That's it~

Xia Chen surrounded Lu Zhicheng's feet, looking at the male god with pleading eyes.

Lu Zhicheng stopped suddenly, and said to President Zhengcheng who was standing beside him, "You go first, I'll go to the office to rest for a while."

After finishing speaking, regardless of other people's reactions, he picked up the anxious cat on the ground, strode into his office with big strides, and locked the door behind everyone's surprised eyes.

"Do you know what mistake you just made?"

The cold voice sounded, making Xia Chen shrink back involuntarily, and slipped into Lu Zhicheng's arms.

"Meow meow meow~" I really don't know if I should stop being angry~

Looking at the small body arched and arched, Lu Zhicheng felt that a certain part of his heart was gradually collapsing...

No, Lu Zhicheng, you can't be fooled by these appearances so easily, what if Erhuang is in danger again in the future!

Lu Zhicheng darkened his eyes: "Speak human."

Xia Chen: "Meow meow meow~"

Meowing is already so terrifying, wouldn't it be more courting to speak human words, Xia Chen said, since he knew that the male god likes Erhuang Meow, it's only fools who speak human words.

Lu Zhicheng raised his forehead, what should he do if his cat has started to feel confident?Feeling that his master's status was already in jeopardy, Lu Zhicheng had to start to face up to the relationship between humans and cats.

He thought of what Erhuang once said when he posted on the forum: "Humans with fishy lips, cats can talk, look at my id~"

So in Erhuang's heart, he is actually a human with fishy lips, right?

Lu Zhicheng sneered and said, "Since you can only meow, then you can eat cat food tonight. As for snacks like beef jerky, I will leave it to Rhubarb to eat."

"Man god, how could you treat me like this! The snacks are all mine! No one can take them away!" Xia Chen was furious all of a sudden.

Lu Zhicheng raised his eyebrows: "Finally willing to speak."

Xia Chen silently lowered his head and gnawed his paws, he wouldn't say that the male god's expression made me want to scratch him so much!

"But I really don't know what I did wrong. God, you suddenly ignored me. I'm so heartbroken."

Lu Zhicheng said helplessly: "You little bastard, you know how sad you are, so do you know how sad I was when I saw you standing there motionless just now?"

This bastard always makes his mood go up and down like a roller coaster. Even if he has a good mental quality, he can't stand such a back and forth.

Xia Chen raised his head, looked at Lu Zhicheng with big wet eyes, and said in a crying voice, "But you can't ignore me."

Lu Zhicheng is the whole of his cat life, when he calls out to the male god no matter how much Lu Zhicheng doesn't respond, that kind of despair is something he never wants to experience again in this life.

He didn't feel it before, but now he finally realizes that for an owner, there can be countless pets, but for a pet, there is only one owner in life.

Everything about him is attached to this person. If this person doesn't like him anymore, it is almost equivalent to hell that will never be restored for pets.

After becoming a cat, Xia Chen realized how vulnerable his heart was.

In fact, he has always been a child who loves to cry and lose his temper since he was a child, but his parents have always been indifferent people, and the only friend around him is Lin Zifu who has a good relationship.So he can only hide the urge to cry in his heart, and can only hide his loneliness and loneliness. It can be said that the days after becoming a cat are the happiest time in his life.Lu Zhicheng seemed to be the most dazzling sun in his life, pulling himself up from the gloomy quagmire.Pampering is the most poisonous drug in this world, Xia Chen finally understood this truth, but he was already deeply poisoned, it was already too late.

That cry from the heart seemed to open the valve of tears.

Feeling the cool liquid in his hand, Lu Zhicheng froze for a second, then picked up the kitten, and comforted him softly.

"Don't cry, don't cry, Erhuang is the most obedient, I like it before it's too late, why would I ignore you."

The gentle voice lingered in his ears, Xia Chen became even more hopeless.

Say you like it, but you can't go back on your word.

"Then my beef jerky squid shredded potato chips should not be given away?"

Lu Zhicheng: "..." You really are a little bastard!

"I agreed to like me, have you regretted it again, you heartless man!"

"A heartbroken man?"

Xia Chen turned his head and wanted to run away, but his tail fell into the hands of the enemy, and he had no choice but to be pulled back to the original place.

Lu Zhicheng thought, it's time to tell this lawless cat who is the most authoritative spokesperson in this family.So, he put Erhuang on the table, fixed Erhuang's small body with his hands, and said in a cold voice on purpose: "I can keep your snacks, but today you must be punished accordingly."

"Woo, punishment is fine, but you are not allowed to ignore me, and you will not be allowed to ignore me in the future!"

Seeing the slightly trembling body of the pale yellow ball, Lu Zhicheng knew that Erhuang was really scared this time, and his voice softened involuntarily: "Don't worry, it won't happen in the future."

After Lu Zhicheng, who wanted to punish both mentally and physically, gave up the mental punishment, he was obviously reluctant to deal with that furry body.

Ordinarily, under such circumstances, the butt should be spanked, but looking at Erhuang's round, fluffy little butt...

Lu Zhicheng felt that he seemed to be facing the biggest decision in his life.

Finally, he did it.Stretch out a finger, poke forward lightly——

"Meow-"

Xia Chen turned his head aggrieved: "Man god, why are you poking my ass?"

Lu Zhicheng had no choice but to give up this arduous task.

No, Erhuang can turn into a human. If he turned into a human, he would definitely be able to do it.

Thinking of this, Lu Zhicheng involuntarily had a picture in his mind: a beautiful boy with cat ears and cat tail lying on his desk, looking at him with tears in his eyes.

The nose seems a little hot, Lu Zhicheng thought dryly.

"Hey man, you have a nosebleed, hurry up and wipe it off!" Xia Chen turned his head and saw Lu Zhicheng's eyes vacant, and then the bright red liquid slowly left along that handsome nose, and immediately peed in fright.

Nosebleed or something, and the male god didn't get angry, it felt like a precursor to the leukemia shown on TV.

"Hmm..." Lu Zhicheng had just recovered from the extremely exciting scene, seeing his pet looking at him anxiously, feeling a little guilty for no reason.

For Erhuang, he should be his most trusted master, but the conjecture just now is obviously quite large.

Lu Zhicheng felt that he had failed Erhuang's trust, so he said with some guilt: "Erhuang, I will take you to the supermarket at night, and you can buy whatever you want."

"Who is in the mood to go to the supermarket now? Let's go to the hospital, right now!"

Seeing the aggressive look of his soft kitten, Lu Zhicheng didn't understand how things were going.

"Go to the hospital, are you sick?"

"Stupid male god, it's because you're sick, and you got nosebleeds for no reason." Xia Chen stood up, pointed at Lu Zhicheng's nose with his paw, and said uncompromisingly: "Don't waste time, we'll get it right away." Set off."

Lu Zhicheng touched his nose subconsciously, and there was indeed a sticky feeling. Lu Zhicheng, who was slightly clean, looked at the blood stains in his hands with disgust, stood up and said, "I'm going to wash my face, Erhuang just stay here and don't run around." .”

There is a special bathroom in his office, so soon, Lu Zhicheng regained that perfect male god of the people again.

It's just that although the evidence was destroyed, a certain worried kitten kept whispering in Lu Zhicheng's ear.

"Male god, let's go to the doctor, and be obedient and don't be arrogant."

"Actually, the injection is not that painful, just bear with it and it will pass."

……

Lu Zhicheng couldn't bear it anymore and said: "It's only been a month since my last physical examination, do you want to see my medical examination certificate?"

I thought that Erhuang should be quiet now, but I didn't expect Erhuang to say quietly after a second: "It's been a month ago..."

"I'm just on fire, really just on fire." Lu Zhicheng said to a certain meow seriously.

"Then let's go to the supermarket. I've been wanting to eat instant noodles for a long time."

"You can't eat unnutritious things like instant noodles. Don't you think you have stopped growing now?"

Xia Chen straightened his body uprightly: "Who said that, I've been growing up, but it's just growing horizontally."

It grows horizontally, thanks to him, he has the nerve to say~!

It seems that this task of losing weight is already impossible to complete, but Lu Zhicheng is still a little worried when he looks at the small and round body of a certain cat.

Although Erhuang is not an ordinary domestic cat, the development of this size is too strange.

No, I still have to go to the hospital to see what if something goes wrong with Erhuang's body.

"Let's go to the hospital."

Xia Chen looked at Lu Zhicheng in surprise: "What's the matter, don't you feel unwell, sir, let's go to the hospital quickly."

"No, I'm showing you the veterinarian..."

Before Lu Zhicheng finished speaking, a certain meow ran away.

"Don't even think about making me go to the vet!"

Xia Chen felt that his butt was aching. The pain of being pricked was something he would never forget in his life.

Hmph, it's okay to let him go to the veterinarian, there is no door!He is a human being, does it make sense to go to the veterinarian?

"Good boy, the injection doesn't hurt very much, just bear with it and it will pass. Erhuang is the most obedient."

As expected, Feng Shui took turns, Xia Chen's words of persuasion to Lu Zhicheng just now were returned to him intact.

If you don't die, you won't die, Xia Chen thought helplessly.

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