gossip comprehension world

Throughout the Wenxiu Poetry Meeting, Shi Lanwei felt like a monster shrimp being put in a frying pan, restless.The female cultivators around saw his expression either "hey hey" or "hee hee hee", and a few bold ones came up to him and tried to talk to him. Shi Lanwei tried to be a bit colder, but soon failed. Molested to death by a group of female cultivators.

"I'll never come to this kind of place again." Shi Lanwei said resentfully, "The human rights of being a big boss are gone!"

Master Wenxiu let out a chuckle: "It's just a shrimp monster, where does it have human rights?"

Damn it, is this despising the shrimp monster!

This year's Wenxiu Poetry Contest came to an end smoothly. There were no female cultivators gathered to watch the little yellow elephant, and there was no half-step Golden Immortal to fight against pornography. Numerous female cultivators and a few male cultivators who came to participate in women's clothing all held their notebooks I went back contentedly.The most intriguing one was a female nun who was good at making puppets, followed by a row of familiar puppets. It is said that this strong woman even made the puppets perform in public a scene from a well-known book of Leiwen.A group of onlookers around the female cultivators clapped their hands and applauded. Shi Lanwei was afraid that some magic weapon would fly from the sky and take it all away, so he was terrified to see it.

Why are these nuns so scary?Are there any female cultivators who are determined not to be moved by male sex? !

Shi Lanwei heaved a long sigh as he looked at Yourong Jianjun, who was full of loads and left after chasing after a bunch of young and beautiful girls.

It can be seen that Dao Xin has nothing to do with liking or not watching men having sex.

At the poetry club, Shi Lanwei also heard gossip that there was a Denghua Zhenjun who was ridiculed by Taoists and never wrote new ideas. When she became angry, she opened up several small thousand worlds, and there was no woman in them, which attracted a large number of onlookers Fellow Daoist, I go there every now and then to collect materials, and now I have developed such wonderful genres as palace fighting, house fighting, male concubine, male concubine, human and beast.A group of female cultivators with strange tastes watched how the mortals in the Ji Xiaoqian world fought back and forth, and even placed bets on who would be the top.

Shi Lanwei has no interest in this. After all, he came from another universe, and his mentality is closer to ordinary people. Until now, he doesn't think that monks are superior to ordinary people. Maybe one day in the future, when he can also open up the small thousand world. , he will also go to have a look inside, but if he wants to see himself as the creator, it is probably a little bit of a stretch.

The poetry club was over, Shi Lanwei breathed a sigh of relief, Wenxiu was still saying goodbye to a group of good sisters, and he had already left.As a result, as soon as they left the venue, a group of female cultivators outside the door suddenly let out an earth-shattering scream.

Damn, what is this for?Could it be that there is another half-step golden fairy coming to fight the autumn wind?

"Master Gu Xuan!!!! Are you here to pick up Mr. Yanhuang?!!!!" The bold female cultivator asked with a red face.

Shi Lanwei's heart was beating wildly, what's going on? !

"Lanwei, I'll pick you up." Gu Mingfei smiled at a green leaf "among a hundred flowers", making Shi Lanwei feel embarrassed.

Nonsense, a lot of people are staring at you with anticipation, it's just uneasy!

Shi Lanwei could almost hear the yelling in their heads: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh inspiration! My inspiration is here!" "I'm going, I finally saw a living winner in life." "As expected of a big Taoist couple who is hung on the wall every now and then, this kind of pairing that flashes wherever you go is really terrible!" [秀恩爱], the popularity of the official supporting role increased by 10%, the anger of Hei Hei increased by 15%, the demolition was hit, and the creativity decreased by 5%, some of the demolition reversed to [Hei Hei]."

In order not to disturb the traffic here, the most important thing is not to be watched by all kinds of people, Shi Lanwei quickly pulled the master over, and whispered: "Let's go?"

Naturally, Gu Mingfei had no objection, and the two left hand in hand, leaving behind the nun who was distracted and thoughtful after watching all over the place, whispering to each other.

Master Wenxiu covered his mouth with an embroidered handkerchief, and chuckled lightly: "Oh, I've seen some of today's general knowledge of the world."

Master Zhiling smiled: "Sister will be afraid?"

"Great winds and waves are here, and I never lose in a fight!" Wenxiu real person snorted, full of fighting spirit, "Come on, let them see me, the legendary newcomer who specializes in hugging thighs, punching and stepping on opponents." The Evil Axis control master who provokes trouble is very powerful, hmph!"

"Sister, why should she care about slandering her family?" Zhi Ling said with a helpless smile.

"I just have no energy! You have a good temper and never care about others. Isn't it because you are cold and noble and look down on others? Every time you don't print enough books, you like to see people crying and begging for the book?"

"Oh, the latter one is really correct." Zhiling said with a smile, "I remember that my sister didn't have such a personality in the past. I think you argued with me when you first became a soul, can you still Remember what?"

Daoist Wenxiu came back to his senses, sweated suddenly, and murmured: "Tear me down, rebel against me, pinch me, hang me up, trick me, cheat me, they are all part of the true spirit. , The Dao heart is firm and not afraid of fighting, seeing the pit and Lei Wen as passing clouds, you can cut through the emptiness and achieve the primordial spirit! Cultivation of immortals depends on such a mentality."

After finishing speaking, she let out a long breath: "The road is long, and it is inevitable that when the heart of the Tao is dusty, you have to wipe it frequently, so as not to stir up dust."

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#Long-lost Universal Knowledge#

[[Tree Hole] I just never thought that going out to participate in a poetry club would also be a risk of harm]

0L: No more pity for Yanhuang who is always hung on the wall! ! ! !

1L: Feeling the degree of hostility of the landlord, he patted the landlord affectionately.

2L: Be nice to those who didn't go to the poetry club, what's wrong!Could it be that Yan Huang and his wife joined forces to show their affection and sell books at the poetry club?That's enough to hang up the Yanhuang that you don't even want to sell your book.

3L: Didn't you say that male friends in poetry clubs have to wear women's clothing?Is Yanhuang wearing women's clothing? !

4L: It is said that Yanhuang once went there, Wenxiu really did a great job!

5L: Going back to the cave and laying down peacefully with the notebook in hand, I came up to brush up the general knowledge of the world, and I saw the big Yanhuang hanging on the wall hahahahaha.Today I can't blame Yanhuang Da Da, he signed autographs for many fellow practitioners and some of them also signed strange congratulatory speeches, so he looked tired all the way.In addition, no women's clothing was worn, which disappointed everyone.

6L: What the hell is going on!Be nice to the sisters who didn't go to the poetry club!Fast eight!

7L: Master Gu Xuan was at the door to pick Yanhuang back.Well I'm done.

8L: This trivial matter will make a hole in the tree!Landlord, your dog eyes are too fragile!

9L: I don’t know something upstairs. Although the two of them didn’t make love to each other in public, the intimacy between Taoist couples is something that people who have not seen it with their own eyes can understand. Yanhuang blushed.Very eye-catching.

10L: Be nicer to those who don't have a companion!

11L: As someone who likes the character X Yanhuang in the book, I feel tired.

12L: The building next door where Yanhuang Zhen is maliciously selling corruption has turned four pages. It is indeed bloody.

13L: I went to the Wenxiu Poetry Club with a few good sisters, but they all circled around Yourong Jianjun. Damn, is there any friendship left!Don't even leave me a seat!Sword Lord, woo woo, look at me, look at me!

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419L: I only received three copies of the book I wanted, blah blah blah, so I had to go to the high-priced one to find a second-hand one?

420L: I also confiscated all of them, but most of them got it. This tells us how important it is to hug your thighs. Ji You publishes books and runs poetry clubs all the year round. Lah~ oh yeah yeah stall owner proof I love this!

421L: Hanging upstairs!

422L: Be nicer to those scumbags who don’t have the peripheral skills of writing and painting!

423L: Hahaha, Yanhuang signed me a "reform, re-behave", really interesting.

424L: I wanted to sign "Goddess Lu Bian gave birth to monkeys for me", but Yanhuang rejected me coldly, angry!Why don't you give me monkeys!I want Lu to become a goddess, woo woo woo.

425L: Goddess Lu Bian is already a male god, and there are friends who have loved and killed each other for many years and will continue to love and kill each other. Give up.

426L: In the Poetry Club, I saw Yanhuang’s new issue of No Materials. I’m happy. It’s not long since I started the project, and there are no materials!I went to get a copy, the general content is that the protagonist originally wanted to travel to Yujing to complete a task in the system, but the protagonist with the time traveler attribute went to the wrong time node, and Yujing was still a A three-year-old kid, the protagonist is dumbfounded, and the system is also dumbfounded. In order to keep the cause and effect of his own universe from being disordered, the corrected task is to cultivate Yujing until he achieves a top-grade golden elixir.Super cute!Zhengtai Yujing!Saliva flowed down.Meng Meng Meng Meng.Let’s dig a hole and write a novel!

427L: The author beware of flying swords.

428L: It's great that Taoist Yujing has left our own universe, otherwise, what if the homicidal behavior kills us.

429L: What if Taoist Yujing climbs over the wall to watch?

430L: [Candle] [Candle] [Candle] I am lying flat while holding the book [Candle] [Candle] [Candle]

431L: At this time, don't show off that you got the notebook ==

432L: Speaking of Yanhuang's new article... what type is this?What the hell is that system that constantly issues tasks?

433L: The update of Yanhuang is obviously not diligent, the copywriting is so tempting, I want to see the protagonist quickly level up and work with the ancestor of Yin and Yang to thwart the conspiracy of the emperor!It's especially exciting!

434L: The system text is quite interesting, and I have a premonition that this will lead to a new round of following suit.

435L: I am very confused about the system, what is this?It's so disturbing to be threatened by such a thing who keeps staring at the release task and will be threatened at every turn. What kind of evil is this?

433L: "This is a system text. The so-called system is something that continuously releases tasks and gives rewards." ←Yanhuang said so.At least it is a Tongtian Lingbao, but I have never seen Yuanling, and it is a bit rigid.What I'm more curious about is who made this system.

434L: It must be Taoist Squid who opened up our own universe...

435L: Bah, why not Taoist Yuyu!At any rate, he is the first Taoist in this universe to prove eternity and ascend to open up a new world!

436L: Hehe, what is Taoist Yuyu, how can I, Lord Yujing, block the killing of the Buddha and block the killing of the Buddha!

437L: What, you dare to slander me, Taoist Yuyu, are you from the human race?Kneel down for me if you belong to the human race!

438L: Here we go again, the familiar rhythm of fighting.

439L: Yujing's fans are the most brain-dead and tough, and Yuyu's fans don't give in too much, boasting all kinds of idols.Really what kind of pot with what cover.

440L: Don't run upstairs!Do you dare to challenge me one-on-one!