gossip comprehension world

"Hello, both of you, welcome to the world of Taotie." The plump panda Po said to the two with a smile, and took out two stacks of thick paper from under the table, "Here, take these two questionnaires. Check it out."

"Why do you still need to do a questionnaire?!" Shi Lanwei didn't even bother to complain about the term "questionnaire survey" that had been dusty in his memory for many years, and he always felt as if he had returned to the earth.

"Master said that according to the results of the investigation, we will distribute gift packages for newbies. It's up to you whether you do it or not." Abao put the panda legs on the table very grandly, as if he liked to do it or not.

Shi Lan succumbed to the temptation of the novice gift pack for a second, and pulled Gu Mingfei to fill it up quickly.

1. What do you think of the phrase "a gentleman stays away from the kitchen"?

2. Now there is a table of big meals in front of you, you will eat first: A: Seafood; B: Spirit animal meat; C: Fairy fruit juice; D: Cake;

3. List twenty kinds of foods you like to eat.

4. Now there is a flock (about [-]) of flying emperor birds perched by the lake. Please tell me how you plan to catch them?How to cook after catching?

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98. Name three foods that you think are the scariest.

99. Do you like to eat peacocks?Where's the panda?What about the crane?Where are the books?

100. Use a thousand words to describe your opinion on the book "The World of Cultivation on the Bite of the Tongue" (if you have not read it, please pretend to have read it).

After a hundred questions, Shi Lanwei had lost his temper completely, and he couldn't be sure about the others, but the person who wrote the question must be a foodie and didn't run away!Then contact this place called Gluttonous World. Could it be said that the food culture is very developed?No matter what mortal monks love to eat?

Damn it, how about being kind to a shrimp monster that has no body and can't even saliva!

After completing the questionnaire, Shi Lanwei looked at A Bao, who was eating happily, with melancholy eyes. Seeing his resentment, A Bao kindly handed him a piece of bamboo, and then slapped his forehead again: "Look at me! Remember, fellow daoists don’t have a physical body, so they can’t eat this delicious bamboo hahahahahaha.”

"..." A panda is bullying the shrimp monster, what is the bear doing? !

"But don't worry, this gluttonous world is not an ordinary world. What did the master say? Oh, this is a game world full of love and dreams, that's right!" Ah Bao happily introduced to the two, "After entering the game, you will have three chances to die. If you still die the fourth time, you will have to leave your big world. If you break through the Yinshen stage and enter the Yuanshen stage, you will be automatically sent back to the original world. In this big world, you can taste all kinds of incredible food, fight incredible enemies, collect incredible ingredients and data cards, and even create your own world. Let everyone be full of imagination and love for food, This is the intention of my master and fellow daoists to create our own world."

At this time, Gu Mingfei also completed the questionnaire and handed it to A Bao.

Abao glanced twice, and laughed hehehe: "Gu Daoyou likes seafood?"

Gu Mingfei, who listed [-] kinds of seafood products in the list of favorite foods, nodded: "The younger generation was born in a fisherman's family, and the deepest delicacy in my memory is the seafood made by my mother. It's just that I have no chance to taste it after I set foot on the fairy road .”

Seeing that he seemed a little lonely, Shi Lanwei comforted his master kindly: "Don't worry, master, I will make grilled crabs for you to eat in the future."

Ah Bao chuckled twice: "The grilled shrimp monster is also delicious. Besides, have you forgotten that the shrimp monster is also a kind of crab?"

The shrimp monster's face paled instantly: "What! There are such insane things as grilling and eating shrimp monsters! Master, I won't make you grilled crabs anymore!"

Shi Lanwei, who had completely put himself in the position of the shrimp monster, found it completely unacceptable!

Abao continued to look at the questionnaires of the two of them again: "The food that fellow shrimp monsters think is the scariest food is actually (every fish dies unsatisfied) looking up to the starry sky pie, (it seems to be dug out of the mud) Oreo jelly earthworms And (it seems to have fallen into the toilet) chocolate baked eggplant. Well, they all belong to a certain cuisine in this world, strange, does Huaxuan World also have it?"

Shi Lanwei's cold sweat suddenly broke down: Wait, if I remember correctly, this is the British cuisine of the earth!He was so impressed that he had been in the cultivation universe for so many years, but he couldn't wash its terrifying appearance from his memory.But why does the gluttonous world also have it!Could it be that there is a traveler from England?This is not scientific!Isn't it a little too cruel to let foreigners learn to practice, their non-scientific system is Western fantasy, not Eastern comprehension!

Contacting the insane fighting methods such as "capturing the golden snitch", he instantly felt terrible.

When he thought that there might be a cultivator whose core was a British wizard holding a magic weapon to perform Avada Kedavra, he felt bad all over!

I just heard the panda say: "Alright, this is the gift package for you! Enjoy this game to the fullest!"

As the panda said, he stuffed Shi Lanwei with a thin booklet—it looked like an advertising magazine distributed by the roadside to treat infertility and impotence.

Shi Lan took a look at the cover. It was a golden-haired foreigner holding a plate of food that looked like it should be mosaiced. The title on it was "Great British Gourmet Cheats".

——Wow, who wants this kind of gift bag!Can it still make people play games well!

Panda Abao looked Gu Mingfei up and down again: "Judging from the questionnaire, Gu Daoyou likes to collect, and has an extraordinary obsession with collecting ingredients, and will not let go of even a single hair. Very good, your novice gift bag is This is the decision!"

As he said that, he took out a kitchen knife and handed it to Gu Mingfei: "A kitchen knife that can handle all ingredients, as long as you want, you can completely peel off the fur of any spirit beast, cut open the inner cavity and dig out all the internal organs. Then the bones are removed smoothly, and the meat is cut along the texture, ah, the perfect ingredients are born like this! It’s no problem to steam or fry it afterward!”

Gu Mingfei seemed very satisfied with this god-like kitchen knife: "Thank you for your generous gift, senior."

"After entering the game, you have three chances to be revived. After three times, you will leave your own Great Thousand World. And you will get a portable space, which has some wonderful uses. In the game, you can fight monsters, brush bosses... I didn't say the word wrong Well, the pronunciation is really strange, and the writing is also very strange. What did the master think, that he insisted on calling it BOSS, and there are such weird words as NPC, GM, dungeon, and first kill. I really don’t know how he came up with it. "Abao said, and couldn't help complaining about his master, "Continue to talk, you can get some interesting data cards by fighting monsters, brushing bosses, and doing tasks. These can be used and synthesized."

"To give a simple example, if I get a piece of [wood that was struck by lightning] and a piece of [meteorite that fell from the sky], then I can synthesize a first-level kitchen knife. [wood that was struck by lightning] is also It can be used alone as a fire material, and it is easier to get a delicious bonus than ordinary wood. [Meteorite that fell from the sky] can also be used to make a pot with other materials." A Bao said, and the two panda claws on the left and right appeared He picked up a card that seemed very familiar to Shi Lanwei—it seemed to be a fifty-cent pack of battle cards that was often sold in a small shop near his elementary school.

"If you have good teeth and a strong sense of death, you might as well switch the [wood that was struck by lightning] to the physical mode, and then chew and eat it. It is said that there is a probability of gaining lightning resistance + 0.1 resistance. Of course, the larger It may have been paralyzed, let me show you the synthesis."

Abao superimposed the two cards and turned into a kitchen knife with a bang. Abao waved the kitchen knife twice, and with a smile, he turned the kitchen knife into an information card: "Many props in this big world are It can be turned into a data card mode, and some attributes will be written on the card. For example, this [first-class kitchen knife] has written a note: it is not very blunt, it is barely usable, and it can probably chop off a pig bone after grinding it. —BY an unknown chef who used a kitchen knife.”

Gu Mingfei had a thought, and the kitchen knife he just got immediately turned into a card with a picture of a kitchen knife on it and the name [Peeling and Dissecting a Good Kitchen Knife]. You can peel the skin of the golden fairy and eat the meat of the golden fairy, it is extremely delicious - BY the man who stands at the top of the food chain.

It looks a little scary!Shi Lanwei silently returned the card to Gu Mingfei, and tried the "Great British Gourmet Cheats" by himself. It seems that the cheats cannot be turned into data cards.

"If you have too many data cards, you can even synthesize some kind of avenue. For example, if you collect 99 kinds of ingredients that have the effect of resurrecting the dead and make a fairy dish, you can realize the avenue of life and death. Although it is only a short moment, it can benefit monks It’s a lot.” Ah Bao said happily, “It’s almost time, the two fellow Taoists should go on the road. For the sake of the two of you making me feel very happy, I would like to remind you that the novice village in the game is not easy. Do it, look after you guys!"

"Oh, I almost forgot. A pennant can only register one fellow daoist to participate in the game. This fellow daoist shrimp monster is a black household, so why not treat him as a pet of fellow daoist Gu. You can play with it when you are free, and roast it when you are hungry." It’s really a must-have good friend for home travel.” Abao’s malicious laughter came from the empty hut, “The game also provides the function of combining membership and dual cultivation, it’s nice to be young~”

As they spoke, the pandas, tables and chairs in front of them gradually dissipated, and the two found themselves standing in a cave with a dazzling light ahead.

The adventure in the gluttonous world is about to begin.

The author has something to say: PS: Immortal dish - a dish of Sims 3, which can make ghosts return to living people, and can also make people young instantly.

PPS: This game is of GI nature, the greedy island of the hunter, but the setting is not so perfect. The main fun is probably data card combination, food, and all kinds of weird copies.

PPPS: Novice Village and the appearance of the game are different. The game is probably a place full of exotic foods in the wild, and the magma flowing underground is a world of juice, like "The Captive of Food".