flower and big devil

"Your Excellency, I heard that lying to the Red Queen is a capital offense."

"So I'm telling the truth."

"Well, I also believe that what you said is the truth."

……

Scientific experiments have proved that under normal circumstances, a man's lower body is separated from his upper body.

So this guarantees that sometimes they may behave like a fool without a brain, this type of person, they like to think with their lower body, we call him a walking genital; the counterpart of this type of person is , there is another kind of people in this world who can turn disadvantages into advantages. When he is enthusiastically performing piston movements, his brain is clear, so this is why "men's words in bed are not credible" Yes, even half a punctuation mark can’t be believed.” Such a rumor, this kind of people, we usually use a vivid and vivid high-level word to describe them, such as: scum,

So now comes the question - when scumbags with such abilities appear on the same bed at the same time, what will happen between them?

The answer is that even at that moment, their lower bodies are closely and intimately connected together, making piston movements, the tips of their noses rubbing against each other, breathing in each other like the most inseparable couple in the world With the exhaled breath, the eyes seem to be blurred, but in fact, a certain part of the brain is still active. It is perfectly isolated and bubbling bad water, perfectly keeping the mask on his face from accidentally falling off. fall--

With a butcher's knife in his hand, he can say with sincerity: I wish you a long life.

The other one is packed up and ready to run with the ball at any time, but he can say naively: I will not run away, hehe, I don’t know anything.

This is Luo Xiu and the Duke of Darkness.

After that night, the two never saw each other again as if they had a heart-to-heart connection.

Luo Xiu calmed down and should eat and sleep every day, wearing gorgeous clothes that could just cover his figure, and wearing a heavy crown on his head that seemed to be crushing people's necks, and appeared in front of everyone regularly. After he appears, there will be strange-looking ministers or Tarot soldiers who will send him various trivial things about the fairyland for him to decide—so, after deciding whether the cow with the head of a dragon and the tail of a rabbit belongs to the rabbit The blame still belongs to the son of the dragon turtle. In the days like this, the black-haired young man unexpectedly found that the number of people guarding outside his palace was gradually decreasing.

One night, when he found that there were only two strange Tarot soldiers left at the door, Luo Xiu made a move—he held up the luxurious desk lamp by the bedside, which was in line with the Duke of Darkness's aesthetic taste, and put down the two Tarot soldiers neatly. Luo Bing walked out of the palace openly in the darkness.

Standing in front of the high walls of this gorgeous prison with a huge belly, he turned his head and took a deep look at the magnificent palace behind him in the dark night. He didn't know whether he was missing the Tarot soldiers or looking at them. The Duke of Darkness performed the final curse. After he withdrew his too deep gaze, he raised his head to look at the high wall in front of him, raised his hand to gesture, and finally came to a conclusion: the wall is too high, Can't get out.

So in the dark night, there was a black shadow with a big belly. He stretched out his limbs and jumped and climbed in various postures in front of the city wall. A few black footprints without public morality were left on the ground.

Luo Xiu: "..."

Now Luo Xiu began to seriously consider whether to simply turn around and go back to sleep in the room, and then pretend that nothing happened tonight—although he was very sorry for the innocent sacrifice of the two Tarot soldiers knocked out by him with a desk lamp, but this It is also impossible. Who told them to raise the fence so high?

The gate of the palace is obviously so wide, as if anyone else would want to climb it besides him.

Luo Xiu crossed his hips and was silent for a while facing the high wall.

What he didn't know was that at this very moment, at the highest point in the magnificent castle behind him, there was a tall figure who had been standing there since he tiptoed to the edge of the wall—for a whole hour, The man just stood there expressionless and watched patiently by the wall. The image of the man next to the wall was like a bastard in the water basin, all kinds of probing and jumping in vain, and finally, when the figure was panting against the wall , he sighed, and said with emotion as if talking to himself: "It's really three years of being pregnant and stupid."

In the dark night, those red pupils looked particularly deep.

He raised his white gloved hands and snapped his fingers lightly.

The sound was quickly blown into the night.

However, at the same time, there was movement from the figure standing by the wall under his feet, and there was only a "cheep" sound, and then a ball suddenly bulged from his chest, and the ball flew fast. The ground moved up and finally got out from the collar of the black-haired young man-and was startled by the black-haired young man.

Luo Xiu stretched out his hand and grabbed the meat balls floating in mid-air: "Why are you joining in the fun? Change back, with you weighing me down like a weight of fat meat, I can't jump even higher."

The meat dumpling made a dissatisfied sound and desperately wriggled in various shapes between the black-haired young man's fingers. The little devil's heart-shaped tail patted the black-haired young man's wrist to express its resistance. After Luo Xiu squeezed it into a gourd shape, it finally broke free from its master with a "boom", and flew tremblingly to a high place that Luo Xiu couldn't reach—when Luo Xiu tried to reach out and grab him again When it came down—the meat dumpling suddenly made a "cheep" sound. Immediately, the small red bone wings behind it stretched, and when they were fully extended, a pair of red wings more than two meters long appeared. The bone wings appeared in front of Luo Xiu's eyes, they looked strong and powerful, inciting the sound of "huhu"!

Luo Xiu: "..."

Routuanzi: "Gee."

In the end, the figure that had been thumping in front of the wall for an hour, and when another heavy snow fell slowly in the sky, the meat ball that was not as big as his own head tremblingly lifted out of the wall.

Because of the "private visit in micro-service", Luo Xiu didn't have a carriage. When he walked through the long journey on two short legs and touched the door of the orphanage he was familiar with alone, the sky had turned slightly pale—— The orphanage is still familiar to Luo Xiu. It is an ancient Roman-style Gothic building, with tall iron railings and mottled walls. In the gray light of the sky, it looks like a devil standing quietly in the night. The buildings in the daytime look similar to It was very different at this moment, the shady atmosphere in the daytime turned into a ghostly atmosphere, and the vines of the wall-climbing tiger were blown in the cold wind and swayed and made a "rustling" sound.

When the cold wind mixed with ice and snow was blowing, standing in front of the building, the black-haired young man gathered his cloak, walked up the steps, and knocked on the door of the orphanage hesitantly.

"Boom" and "Boom", Luo Xiu felt that he was not knocking hard, but the sound was extremely low and accompanied by echoes.

For a long time, there was no response from behind the door.

Probably because he came too early, the black-haired young man shivered, and subconsciously pulled the cloak on his body to completely cover his protruding belly. The wind was too strong, and it seemed that it was the coldest day of the day again. In the early hours of the morning, just as he was about to turn around and find a place to shelter from the wind, he suddenly heard a burst of slow footsteps from inside the building——

He was stunned for a moment, and took a few steps back to look into the window of the main building of the orphanage. As expected, he saw an orange light slowly moving towards the door, probably a slow-moving person holding a A kerosene lamp came slowly.

About a few minutes later, with a soft "squeak", the door of the orphanage was opened from the inside.

"Who is it? It's not yet dawn, and there are not many people visiting early in the morning."

An old voice came, behind the kerosene lamp was an old face that Luo Xiu was familiar with, his eyes instantly met those of the old mother in the orphanage, at the same time, a gust of cold wind blew, and the cloak on his body was tightly wrapped It stuck to his body, exposing his high swollen abdomen—the black-haired young man who was unaware of this moved his lips, as if he was about to say something, but at this moment, he found himself The other party's old pair of pupils that had become a little cloudy saw the light of fear sweeping past.

"Alice..."

The old nanny in the orphanage took a step back, and the kerosene lamp in her hand shook violently.

The dim light flickered, and the projection of the black-haired young man in a hood standing at the door and printed on the wall also swayed.

Luo Xiu frowned, vaguely feeling that something was wrong, but at this moment he didn't think much about it, he just let out a long breath and took off the hood on his head, so that the other party could see his face clearly, and spoke with a gentle expression. The voice said, "Mammy, it was I—I'm sorry to frighten you? I—"

Because at this time, he seemed to find that the old nun's body was trembling uncontrollably—this nun who had devoted her entire life to the orphanage in this village, for a moment, her body was shaking It was like a dead leaf rustling in the autumn wind, but after a while, when the black-haired young man frowned slightly, she regained her composure.

It was as if everything Luo Xiu saw before was just his illusion.

The kerosene lamp in the hand of the nun didn't shake anymore, she stretched out her old hand to hold it to make it quiet, her face moved quickly, as if showing a somewhat stiff smile: "Your Majesty the Queen? Oh, It's you!"

Luo Xiu's brows frowned even tighter: "That's right, it's me, interrupting me so early in the morning, but there are some things I have to figure out, because I don't have time—"

His words were interrupted by a nun. The other party was like all the old people who had such a cute problem of nagging. She held a kerosene lamp in one hand, and gently grabbed Luo Xiu's sleeve with the other hand and pulled him away. He tugged into the building and said, "Excuse me for being rude, why did you come to visit at such a strange time, oh, you know, if you could notify me earlier, maybe I could prepare some hearty breakfast, and then Go tell the kids again...they'll be glad you came back to visit."

Luo Xiu walked into the orphanage, closed the door and kept the howling wind and heavy snow behind him. In the darkness, he quickly touched his protruding abdomen hidden under the cloak.

At this time, the nuns and nuns were moving slowly towards the direction of the restaurant.

Luo Xiu stared at her back for a while, and suddenly, he said without thinking: "Sister, can you let me take a look at the abandoned backyard?"

The old figure walking in front stopped abruptly.

In the darkness, Luo Xiu couldn't see the expression on the other party's face, but he didn't doubt him, raised his hand and scratched his head and smiled: "Although such a request is a bit strange, as the Red Queen, I should have the right to do so." ,Right?"