flower and big devil

When Luo Xiu was brought into the hall by the goat-head monster servant, he found the inside to be gloomy, but this did not prevent him from seeing the figure lazily leaning on the big gorgeous armchair at the end of the carpet at a glance—— That almost immediately drew his gaze away from the seemingly lifeless faces of the surrounding soldiers - slender, graceful, mysterious... the long, silky black hair was tied into a low ponytail and hung softly When he got down, half of his face was covered by the shadow cast by the huge top hat, which made Luo Xiu unable to see what he looked like. He could only see a perfectly curved chin, and a slightly curled up chin that formed a sexy and mean curve. thin lips.

The Dark Duke looks pretty good.

But that's obviously not the point.

Most importantly, the dark-haired young man unexpectedly discovered that the Dark Duke was... a bit sissy.

"Really... what a mother." The black-haired young man scratched his head and muttered.

At this moment, he heard the slender voice sitting in the upper seat speak. The person in the seat changed his posture, supported his chin with a hand wearing a white glove, and said lazily with the corners of his lips curled up slightly: "It's really rude, it's really rude - I didn't kneel down when I saw the Duke, but stared at my chest all the time - someone, pull me down and chop off his head!"

The voice was low, deep and very magnetic, completely different from what I imagined - it was clearly a man's voice!

Luo Xiu's eyes widened slightly, and the undisguised look of surprise fell in the eyes of the man sitting in the high position. This cute and straightforward look really made the man almost couldn't hold back his laughter—fortunately, at this time As soon as his words fell, the soldiers standing on both sides of the carpet immediately moved. They mechanically stepped forward and grabbed the shoulders of the black-haired young man from left to right. Behind the heavy armor, they could not even see clearly. What does the face look like!

Oh shit!

Damn shemale!

Luo Xiu was held down so suddenly, he struggled hard, but the arm on his shoulder was like the strongest cage in the world, he was finally tired after thrashing around for a while, so he raised his head and put on his The pair of rabbit ears on the top hat on his head shook, and he said aggressively to the man sitting not far away: "Forgive me, Duke of Darkness, it's just that someone told me you were a lunatic before, and it's hard to say that you are a lunatic. Now I'm just a little surprised that you look like a woman."

This... First, after scolding His Majesty for being a "lunatic", you still need to attack his figure by the way... It's too much, His Majesty's figure is second-class even in hell full of good figures everywhere!The goat servant standing beside the man respectfully twitched the corners of his lips.

As if feeling the subtle sigh of the servant beside him, the man sitting on the gorgeous seat glanced at him calmly, and after feeling that the latter immediately tightened his back and stood up straight, he retracted his Out of the corner of my eye, I unfolded a feather fan I didn't know when I was holding it with a "swish": "It's really rude, it's really rude--you don't add the honorific 'respect' before calling my title, And laughed at me for being a crazy woman—someone, pull me down and chop off his head!"

Those two soldiers dragged Luo Xiu out—as if they were really going to pull him out of the Meridian Gate and behead him!

What a madman!Both men and women!

"This is really ridiculous!" Luo Xiu's bare feet stepped on the soft carpet, and because he was dragged to walk, his white feet pressed a long scratch on the carpet, he frowned and said , "I just happened to pass by here, and I have heard bad things about you from others - so what does it matter to me?"

"Oh?"

The man sitting on the chair uttered a single syllable, and the fan covering his chin stopped fanning—at the same time, Luo Xiu was surprised to find that the soldier who clasped his shoulder for a second and tried to pull him out They also stopped suddenly, like two puppets on strings, abruptly stopped their movements... Luo Xiu turned his head to look at them curiously, but unfortunately the armor was so thick that he couldn't see clearly what they were hiding under the armor. The face after that can only be vaguely seen. On the armor of the soldier on his left, there is a small chalice painted with bright red paint, and the Arabic numeral "7" is drawn under the chalice; On the armor of a soldier, a scepter of the same size is painted with black paint, and the Arabic numeral "7" is painted on the bottom.

The "7" of the Holy Grail and the "7" of the Wand, these soldiers, the Minor Arcana card of the Tarot clock?

While he was in a daze, a voice from not far away attracted Luo Xiu's attention. The man sitting on the chair raised his enviable long legs and said slowly : "How rude, how rude—tell me, who told you such an uneducated thing?—I'm going to chop his head off."

"Mr. Pigeon said so," Luo Xiu straightened his back, and shirked the responsibility without guilt, "It said that it has a date with you, and let me wait outside right now, ah, Speaking of which, where did that guy go?"

The corners of the man's lips hidden behind the fan curled up silently, and his smile gradually became clear: "Mr. Pigeon?"

"Yes," Luo Xiu nodded, "It said its name was Bonnie, and it brought me here."

"Bonnie? Oh, that damned pigeon," said the Dark Duke dryly. "You can leave it alone, because it's trying to keep me from pouring my delicious soup into Angel Lake to share with everyone. Its head is dead." I cut it down—it’s really incomprehensible, everyone is lazy, what’s wrong with living slowly?"

"It's really great," Luo Xiu couldn't help but sneer, "the fish are just let anyone catch them, because they don't want to escape; the dodo is by the fish pond but would rather starve to death than stretch out his head to catch those Fish, because they are too lazy to eat; pigeons build their nests in the grass, even if snakes come, they will give up their eggs, because they are too lazy to resist-lazy, it is like this everywhere, the whole world is messed up !"

The Duke of Darkness closed the fan in his hand with a "snap", and at the same time, the fan that was hanging on the corner of his lips disappeared immediately. He looked ruthless and indifferent, slightly lowered his head and looked at the fan standing below, raising his hand The black-haired young man stared at him with his proud chin and a pair of black eyes that looked like a deer under the road lights at night... Ah, with this look, it's not surprising that people want to play tricks on him and make him angry... So Thinking about it, as if he wanted to emphasize his own words, the man sitting in the high position repeated: "I don't care about these things, I just do what I think is right - and as the people of my territory, you All that needs to be done and said is 'I obey, dear Lord of Darkness' - get it, that impertinent pigeon is dead, I beheaded it for being impolite, for resisting. "

"what?!"

The tone of the man's speech made Luo Xiu have to put away his mocking expression and was shocked again——

Was the short-lived pigeon really beheaded?

died?

Has it really become a short-lived pigeon? ——The point is, that pigeon brought Lao Tzu into this strange place but was not responsible for taking me out and just died like this? !

Is there any reason!

"What's the matter," said the Dark Lord, "does your expression tell me that you don't believe me?"

"..."

I thought "Pull it down and look at his head" was just your catchphrase, but now that you really chopped off someone's head, wouldn't it be okay to be shocked?Luo Xiu groaned, but saw the man sitting in the upper position move his hand—the fan in his hand disappeared, he raised his white gloved hands, and slapped his palms gracefully twice: "Servant, go and get me the ears off that pigeon's head and show him."

Luo Xiu opened his eyes slightly, watching the sheep-headed monster standing beside the Duke of Darkness bow respectfully, and said in a low voice, "Yes, respected Duke of Darkness", he turned around and took it from behind him. He picked up a golden treasure chest inlaid with precious stones, and he brought the treasure chest to the black-haired young man, and opened it——

On the velvet cushion that was supposed to be the jewelry, there were two pigeon feathers with blood and bloody wounds.

Luo Xiu's heart skipped a beat, the bloody smell coming from his nostrils made him frowned subconsciously, looking at the shredded meat on the rabbit that seemed to be grabbed by something and forcibly torn off, he endured it. With the urge to find a place to vomit desperately, the black-haired young man's thin lips tightened into a serious straight line.

"The respected Duke of Darkness never lies." The goat's servant said proudly.

As if to cater to him, the man sitting on the throne behind him let out a pleasant laugh.

Luo Xiuxiu was in a state of shock, but he heard the person sitting in the upper position say: "You are so rude, you are so rude, just now you were clamoring to find Mr. Pigeon, but now I have kindly asked you to meet, but you have not said a word It seems that you want to be beheaded too—someone, pull me down and cut off his head!"

As soon as the perverted Duke of Darkness finished speaking, Luo Xiu immediately felt the strength of the "Holy Grail 7" and "Scepter 7" clasping his shoulders became stronger. Before Luo Xiu had time to resist, he again Being dragged towards the door like this for a few meters, I finally realized that if I didn't do anything else, I might really have my head chopped off by this pervert——

Although this is a dream, but after several previous experiences, Luo Xiu is not sure if his head was cut off in the dream, then when he wakes up, will he find that his head has also been chopped off from the neck at the same time? Moving house... Thinking of this, the black-haired young man suddenly had a force that came out of nowhere, and he easily broke away from the poker soldiers who made him feel so powerful. At the same time, Before everyone had time to realize what happened, the black-haired young man had already put his hand into the bottom of the skirt. From the pumpkin pants under the skirt, almost the moment he touched his hand, the fleshy ball I can't wait to fly out——

"Oh, oh oh oh-"

The Duke of Darkness narrowed his eyes slightly in astonishment, but other than that, he didn't make any more moves—he even kept the sitting position he had been sitting a second ago, motionless, as if he was watching a circus tourist , the corners of his lips slightly curled up as he watched the black-haired young man standing barefoot on the carpet grabbing the meat ball, and a sharp thorn shot out from between his fingers. The black-haired young man didn't hesitate any longer The flesh thorn that shone with cold luster was chopped off towards the soldier——

Bending down, dodging the heavy shields of the soldiers coming at him; raising his legs, and kicking the soldier in front of him who failed to attack a few meters away; Thorn, before being attacked by another wave, cut off the head of "7 of Wands" cleanly——

Unexpectedly, bright red blood spurted out from the soldier's head. In fact, its metal head fell to the ground with a sound like lifeless clay!

The sharpness of the spikes grown from this meat ball was beyond Luo Xiu's imagination. When he lowered his head slightly in a daze to look at the lifeless head with armor, at this moment, Luo Xiu could only feel A gust of cold wind came from behind him—the black-haired young man paused suddenly, and the next second his black pupils shone brightly, as if he had eyes behind him, coming from the attack of "Holy Grail 7" In the direction, he bent down sharply to make the opponent's attack with a huge ax come to nothing. At the same time, the watermelon knife in the black-haired young man's hand slashed horizontally into the soldier's armor while the corner of his skirt was flying, holding the knife Luo Xiu's shoulder slammed against the handle, and the "Holy Grail 7" was ruthlessly thrown out by him, and landed at the open gate, where it would never move again.

clap clap-

The familiar applause sounded again.

"Good skill." The man's deep and magnetic voice came from behind.

However, the black-haired young man walked up to "Holy Grail 7" as if he hadn't heard it, bent down expressionlessly, and pinched the thorn (the thorn made a "beep" sound as if being pinched). Pulled out from his belly armor, he held it lightly in the palm of his hand. After feeling the warmth of the palm, the weight of the ball of meat disappeared, and the weapon that had turned into teeth was held in his palm—he lifted up his skirt indifferently The flea egg was stuffed into the pocket of the pumpkin pants casually, and Luo Xiu held the chin of the skirt, turned around and looked at the Duke of Darkness who was sitting on the top seat——

He looked at him silently, those beautiful deep black pupils seemed to say proudly——

See what you can do with me now.

After the other soldiers dragged down the "corpses" of "7 of Holy Grail" and "7 of Spades", as if they didn't notice that they had lost two guards at all, the Duke of Darkness laughed lightly: "It's pretty good, now I Almost interested in you, tell me, what's your name?"

Luo Xiu put down his skirt, patted the non-existent dust on his buttocks, then raised his eyelids, and casually glanced at the man sitting in the high position: "Alice."

"Alice."

The man rolled his lips, and repeated it as if confirming it—then, he raised his palm again and slapped his palm lightly. Behind him came the sound of the door being slammed shut—the black-haired young man who heard the sound and turned his head suddenly only had time to feel the last ray of light outside the building disappear before his eyes. He cursed and turned his head As expected, the smile on the lips of the perverted man sitting on the chair became clearer——

"Death is inevitable, but life is inevitable, Alice."

"I don't understand what you're talking about," Luo Xiu stood there with his hands down, "If you like, I'll kill all the soldiers here, and then find another way to get out."

"Too much self-confidence will eventually lead to destruction, Alice."

The black-haired young man followed his example and raised the corners of his lips: "Why don't you keep this sentence and say it to yourself? Respected Duke of Darkness."

"I am the first and the last; there is no God around me."

"..."

There is no more standard paranoia in the world than the person in front of him, Luo Xiu thought silently.

The fingertips of the Duke of Darkness wearing white gloves lightly brushed his lips, and his golden pupils shone with a frightening arrogance under the tall hat.Seeing the black-haired young man standing at his feet fell silent because of his words, the man chuckled, changed another gentle tone, and kindly reminded: "Turn around and look behind you, Alice. "

Luo Xiu turned his head. At this time, he was surprised to see a few poker soldiers carrying a huge cage and placed it in front of him—he almost subconsciously took two steps back in vigilance, but when the soldiers yanked it off When it was time to look at the huge flax-colored cloth on the cage, his eyes widened slightly because of surprise, and he looked at the crowded dodos in the cage without blinking.

"See you again, sir." A dodo poked its head out of its cage, and said cheerfully, not at all like a captive creature. "It's a pleasure to see you."

"..."

Are you sure it's nice to talk to me through a cage like this?

The dodo didn't seem to notice the speechless look on the black-haired young man's face. It raised its left paw, rubbed its right paw, and continued chattering: "While I still have the strength to speak , let me introduce you happily, this is my father, this is my mother, the one over there who is so old that his tail has no hair is my grandpa, next to it is my grandma, grandpa and grandma are not at home—— I think their biggest wish in life is to see me give them a litter of grandchildren before they lose all their hair, but I haven't found a wife yet—”

"What does this mean?" Luo Xiu turned around, completely ignoring the dodo behind him who was chattering about his criteria for choosing a mate, and asked as he looked at the Duke of Darkness sitting in a high position not far away.

"Because you are very skilled, and I have always cherished capable people. Now I will give you a chance, Alice—you can run a race with these dodos on the swamp. If you win, you can leave my territory safely. ; If you lose, you must stay here forever and be my slave for the rest of your life."

"I can refuse you, just turn around and leave now." Luo Xiu said coldly, "Your soldiers can't stop me."

The Dark Duke sneered and narrowed his eyes slightly: "You can try it."

It seemed as if the surrounding temperature had also dropped to freezing point, except for the dodo bird who didn't realize that something was wrong and was still talking, the only monotonous background sound was the sound, and the hall suddenly fell into a There was an eerie silence.

Under the throne, the black-haired young man raised his proud chin, and looked at the man above him with a gleam of "unconvincing" in his eyes; above the throne, the man lowered his head slightly, with an arrogant and arrogant look on his lips. Curved, with his head down, he looked at the beautiful young man standing at his feet.

This scene is so familiar, it makes people feel so nostalgic that they almost shed tears of emotion—the sheep-headed monster servant felt emotional, and looked at the scene in front of him with gratified eyes, which made him look forward to hundreds of thousands of years.

a long time.

"Run and run." Luo Xiu raised his fingers and said seriously, "The conditions can't be determined by you alone, add one more, if I win, you must unconditionally put these dodos back to their place .”

Look, even the bargaining drama that must be staged after the terms are negotiated is restored to such a high degree, it is really touching-the sheep-headed servant let out a sigh of relief.

At this time, the man sitting in the upper position widened his lips and nodded, "Yes."

……

In this way, a group of people came to the swamp in the back garden of the building.

The swamp is not as thick and muddy as Luo Xiu imagined, it looks more like a pond, with large lotus leaves floating on it that look like they can make people stand on them, and every few lotus leaves, you can I saw a lotus flower in full bloom—the swamp is not big, and the entire swamp from one end to the other is the road used by Luo Xiu and the others to race.

But at this moment, the dodo seemed to be tired at last. It was standing by the swamp, looking out into the swamp curiously—on the way here, someone had already explained to it that it had to do something. What, it nodded vaguely as an agreement, without even a little resistance...

The Duke of Darkness called a frog in a suit as a referee. The frog had a big snow-white belly, and its bulging eyes rolled around in the eye sockets, and then it croaked: "Look well, just need a moment." I let out a loud 'croak', and you all run immediately, whoever gets to the other side of the swamp first wins, are you ready, let me count three two one—three—croak!"

Damn, the agreed two and one!

The black-haired young man frowned suddenly, and after the loud "croak" sound exploded in his ears like a firecracker, he almost reflexively picked up his skirt and stepped out to step on it. On the huge lotus leaf—it was a little slippery, but unexpectedly it didn't sink into the water due to its weight, so Luo Xiu started to hug the underside of the tutu skirt that was in the way and headed towards the opposite bank desperately. run past—

Either he was running too fast, or he was running too slow, he didn't even hear the sound of the dodo following behind him - but at this moment, the black-haired young man didn't care much, he just lowered his head and tried his best Jumping and running among the lotus leaves—when he leaped high, his white feet landed firmly on the grass—

Arrived!

The black-haired young man let out a long breath, feeling that what was happening right now was absolutely ridiculous—this was probably the most tiring dream in the world... The black-haired young man thought so and wiped the sweat from his forehead , looked around, but did not see the dodo, his heart skipped a beat, he was almost about to cheer, he raised his eyebrows, put down the hem of the skirt he was holding in his arms, and turned around——

Across an entire empty swamp, Luo Xiu saw the Duke of Darkness on the other side of the bank, saw the goat servant, saw many, many poker soldiers, and saw the frog referee——

And the dodo still poking around the swamp.

Luo Xiu: “…………………………………”

On the other side, the Dark Duke laughed happily.

The black-haired young man, who was strongly aware that he seemed to be being tricked, twitched the veins on his forehead and was about to yell at him, but at this moment, he saw the dodo bird looking up, with sadness shining in those mung bean-like eyes Sentiment: "Too lazy, too lazy, unable to walk across this swamp, unable to wave wings to fly over here - too lazy, too lazy..."

As he said that, the dodo was like a balloon that had been punctured. Its long legs were unnaturally broken, its body collapsed on the edge of the swamp, its head fell limply, and its wings were shattered. It can no longer be properly folded on both sides of the body—as if someone pulled out all its bones from its body.

On the side of the swamp, the Duke of Darkness looked at the dazed face of the black-haired young man. The cold wind blew past, and the raised rabbit ears on the black-haired young man's hat were blown slightly askew by the wind... The man let out a deep sneer, He raised his hand and pressed the brim of the top hat on his head, and said meaningfully——

"'Lazy without a bone', 'Lazy without a bone' - Alice - I have warned you long ago, this is your dream, everything, of course, is up to you."