Huff [other world]

For Shan Jiu now, eating time is the happiest moment of every day.Occupying the place with the best ventilation and light in the temporary cafeteria, Shan Jiu sat comfortably on the bench with Huang Mao in his arms.As for Renault, even though the meals were not fully cooked, he was already guarding in front of the window.

There are quite a few soldiers who came early to line up to grab their favorite food, and everyone is not surprised, but it is really the first time that it is as early as Renault.

As time goes by, the cafeteria has more and more people, and the environment is getting noisier.

But there is a strange phenomenon, almost everyone bypasses the location near Renault, so with Renault as the center, an empty semicircle is formed...

Maybe it's because of the strong 'he who steals my food' aura exudes from him, maybe, it's because the soldiers just want to watch the whole process of this traitorous general cooking for his partner.

Renault remained expressionless, silently bearing the baptism of probing and curious gazes from behind.

Suddenly, a soldier whispered under his throat.

"Hey, look, is he shy?"

"Fart, he doesn't look like a shy person!"

"No, look at his ears, are they a little red? Look! It's getting redder!"

"I said you... Hey, you really are!"

Renault: "..."

He heard it all, you disrespectful bastards!

After all, a small animal that has been shaved by its owner will feel embarrassed to be surrounded by strangers, let alone the bald Reno who is already hairless.

Shan Jiuyuan sat on the sidelines and watched, with a smile flashing in his eyes.

Huangmao raised his head to look at Shan Jiu, then stretched his neck to look at Lei Nuo, and finally scratched his fluffy belly with his little paws boredly.

On a hot day, the hair is so hot, and the yellow hair really misses the days when the breeze blows, the head gets cold and the butt gets cold.

guji.

Huangmao looked at Lei Nuo enviously, thinking that he was so naked and happy.

Renault was honored to be the first person in the cafeteria to order food and returned with a full load.

He put the plate in front of Shan Jiu, and said flatteringly, "There are fish."

"Thank you." Shan Jiu smiled at him, looked down at the fish, and had to say that he was relieved that Lei Nuo remembered what he liked to eat.However, Shan Jiu looked down at the big fat fish placed in the center of the plate again, and frowned, as if something was wrong.But what it is, Shan Jiu can't say.

Renault didn't respond for a long time, his eyes darkened, and he lowered his head and said, "Now... don't you like eating fish?" He clearly remembered that during the time when he lived in Aphra's house, Shan Jiu liked to eat small dried fish.

"Nothing." Shan Jiu knew what he was struggling with when he saw Lei Nuo's expression, he quickly picked up a small piece of fish, and brought it to his mouth, a faint smell came, and Shan Jiu frowned.

Looking up, seeing Lei Nuo looking at him eagerly, Shan Jiu smiled, and slowly stuffed the fish into his mouth...

vomit!

Lei Nuo was startled, Huang Mao was also shocked, and Shan Jiu himself was the most shocked.

He actually hated the smell of fish to such an extent that he couldn't help retching.This was simply impossible before.

"Shan Jiu, what's wrong with you?" Lei Nuo's eyes were full of worry and disappointment. He didn't know when Shan Jiu stopped liking fish.

Seeing his gloomy expression, Shan Jiu couldn't laugh or cry, "Reynolds."

"En." He looked up at Shan Jiu.

"I love you."

Renault's eyes lit up, "Me too!"

Shrugging, tried to put the fish in his mouth again, took a few bites...

squeak-

The stool rubbed against the ground making a sharp sound.

Shan Jiu bowed fiercely, vomit!

He clutched his chest in pain, retching frantically.

Lei Nuo was terrified, and hurried to his side, looked at Shan Jiu nervously, and ran his broad palm along Shan Jiu's back, "Shan Jiu, what's wrong with you? Is your stomach upset?"

After finally stopping his retching, Shan Jiu quickly waved his hand, "No...well, Lei Nuo, get that fish away from me quickly, um...vomit!"

Lei Nuo hurriedly pushed the fish away, "Is it better now?"

"En..." Shan Jiu frowned, his fingers trembling.

As soon as Lei Nuo grasped Shan Jiu's hand, he leaned forward and pressed his forehead against Shan Jiu's, "Is it still uncomfortable?"

Shan Jiu shook his head. After a long time, he looked up at Lei Nuo, his eyes were a little red, and he said in a hoarse voice, "Lei Nuo... I really liked eating sour food a while ago, but I suddenly felt like vomiting when I smelled the smell of fish in the past two days... And somehow he can’t change back into a beast.” Shan Jiu paused, although he was a man, he still knew a little bit of basic knowledge in some aspects... Shan Jiu almost cried, "Leinuo, damn... I , Lao Tzu, Renault, I'm going to see a doctor!"

……

Military Infirmary.

The sunset is very good, the breeze is cool, and the geese pass without a trace.

Of course, all of this is not worth a sentence:

"Congratulations, you're pregnant.

Outside the window came the joyous singing of birds, much like magpies.

Chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp, chirp.

The screams made Shan Jiu feel like a knife was piercing his heart, throbbing in pain again and again.

He stared fixedly at the white coat sitting across from him, and said in a trembling voice, "Doctor, you have to be responsible for what you say... You, check again!"

Renault was expressionless.

The doctor teased Liu Hai, who was slightly long, "Don't struggle, you are pregnant."

"Leinuo!" Shan Jiu gritted his teeth, "Slap him!"

Renault remained expressionless, his body stiff as a piece of wood.

The doctor sat firmly in the chair and raised his eyelids to look at him, "Why, want to be rough? Think about the child in your belly, no, think about the balls."

Shan Jiu raised an eyebrow, "Eggy."

"Dragon egg."

Suddenly, Lei Nuo stupidly repeated, "Dragon egg..."

Shan Jiu turned his head and stared, "Are you stupid?"

Renault regained his expressionless face, and sat in the chair with his back stiffened.

The doctor smiled, "Don't worry, I will check you regularly in the future, and I will prescribe you some abortion pills depending on the situation."

"Ann your sister's fetus!"

"Sorry," the doctor shrugged, "it's an egg medicine."

Shan Jiu: "..."

Renault, yes, his face has completely lost the ability to express emotions, commonly known as: facial paralysis.

The doctor drew a pen on the paper casually, "Mr. Shan Jiu, Mr. Renault, there are still patients waiting behind. If there is nothing wrong, please go back first."

Shan Jiu rubbed his stomach, wanting to cry but no tears.

"Ah, by the way, Mr. Renault, if your partner suddenly wants to eat something, please try to satisfy him."

Renault was expressionless.

"Try to avoid letting him smell certain, um, irritating smells, such as... fish."

Renault was expressionless.

"And, most importantly, don't do strenuous exercise with Shan Jiu during this period."

Renault was expressionless.

The doctor couldn't bear to look directly at him and turned his head, waved his hand, "Let's go, I won't send you off."

Shan Jiu got up, just about to take a step, when suddenly his feet were empty and his body was in the air.

He was picked up by Renault.

"What are you crazy about?"

Lei Nuo opened his mouth, unable to utter a word for a long time, and finally left sullenly holding Shan Jiu.

Poor Renault, apart from facial paralysis, he even lost his ability to organize language this time.If his hands were not used to hug Shan Jiu, he would definitely walk with the same hands and feet now.

The doctor watched the awkward backs of the two when they left, and hooked the corners of their mouths. It was a strange combination, but it was very interesting.

Being in the army was always boring as hell, and for once he was looking forward to seeing these two guys again.

The tip of the pen poked randomly on the paper, and the doctor muttered: An egg medicine, tsk, an egg...

Renault's high-pressure aura once again forced all the soldiers out of the dormitory. Using various weird excuses, several strong men slipped away again

.

Lei Nuo hugged Shan Jiu, looked up at the upper bunk for a moment, then looked down at Shan Jiu again.

Shan Jiu had an expression of what are you going to do next, and expressed with actions that he was willing to cooperate with Renault to keep his face sullen and silent.

Lei Nuo's face was swollen, and his arms were so strong that he actually lifted Shan Jiu up, and then, with the advantage of his height and long hands, he put him firmly on the bed.

Shan Jiu stared at the mottled roof, "..."

Soon, Renault climbed onto the bed, his tall body trying to shrink into a small size, and pressed against the wall.

Shan Jiu ignored him, still quietly looking at the ceiling.

Finally, Lei Nuo, who had been silent since he heard that Shan Jiu was pregnant, finally opened his voice.

"Shan Jiu."

"..." Shan Jiu ignored him.

"How long has Xiao Dan been?"

Shan Jiu still ignored Renault.

"A long time..."

Still no response.

Renault felt a tightness in his chest, he turned sideways, silently buried his face into Shan Jiu's warm neck, and rubbed against it.

Shan did not respond for a long time.

"Jiujiu..." Lei Nuo's voice was very disappointed, "Don't you want to help me lay dragon eggs?"

"..."

"How long?"

"I want to kiss, Reno."

Lei Nuo left obediently and leaned over, kissed Shan Jiu's mouth, and then stuck his tongue in, but was bitten hard by Shan Jiu's teeth.

Renault: "...um..." It hurts.

Shan Jiu gritted his teeth cruelly until the smell of blood dissipated from their tightly pressed lips.

"I am willing!"

Renault was taken aback, "!"

"I am willing." Shan Jiu patted Lei Nuo's face, "Don't be dazed, I am willing to lay dragon eggs for you."

A crack finally appeared on Renault's face, which had been tense like a rock, and then.

"Hey...hey..." The end of the laughter was filled with thrilling excitement.

Weird laughter rang in his ears, and Shan Jiu got goosebumps all over his body, "What are you doing?"

"Jijiu... Hahaha, hahahahaha."

Shan Jiu: "...Don't laugh."

"Ugh... poof!" Hahahahahahahahahahaha!

Shan Jiu was amused by Lei Nuo, "So happy?"

"Yeah." Lei Nuo lowered his head, stretched out his hand, and gently stroked Shan Jiuping's flat stomach, "Dragon egg, hehe, hahaha."

Shan Jiu slapped his groping hands away, "Don't grope!"

Renault leaned forward and hugged Shan Jiu tightly, "I love you."

She raised her eyebrows, "If you don't give birth to dragon eggs, you won't love?"

"Love." Renault said firmly.

"Oh, that's it, then I won't give birth."

Renault: "..."

"Leinuo," Shan Jiu thought for a while and asked earnestly, "Do you still remember when you were born... was the dragon egg big?"

Lei Nuo thought about it, and probably compared the size, "I don't remember clearly, it's probably... so big."

Shan Jiu turned his head bitterly, the size was too scary, he didn't dare to look at it.Shan Jiu suddenly remembered a metaphor: the pain of giving birth is like pulling a big watermelon out of your nostrils.

Shan Jiu suddenly felt like crying!

Renault looked at the size compared in his hand, then turned his head to look at Shan Jiu's butt, and suddenly fell silent.

The atmosphere was suppressed instantly.

Shan Jiu sensed that something was wrong with Lei Nuo, and looked at him inexplicably, "Why didn't you speak suddenly?"

Lei Nuo licked his lips, and after a long time, he whispered, "The dragon egg seems a bit big."

Shan Jiu laughed, "It's not bad, it's smaller than a watermelon."

Lei Nuo touched Shan Jiu's stomach again, feeling a little distressed, "I'm afraid you will hurt."

"No way." Shan Jiu's tone was regretful, "You can't help me give birth."

Lei Nuo looked down at Shan Jiu's butt again, just bearing his own size, Shan Jiu was in excruciating pain, not to mention such a big dragon egg.

"How about...don't give birth?"

Shan Jiu rolled his eyes at him, and quickly covered his stomach, "What do you want to do to my son?"

"Our son."

Shan Jiu silently got goosebumps all over the bed.He rubbed against Renault's arms, rolled his Adam's apple, and said, "Suddenly it feels like eating cake."

Renault got up immediately, "I'll help you find it."

"Wait!" hurriedly grabbed Renuo who was about to jump off the bed, "I suddenly feel...we seem to have forgotten something."

"what?"

"Wait, let me think about it." Shan Jiu tilted his head to think hard, and suddenly, he exclaimed, "Oops, we forgot the yellow hair in the cafeteria! Go get it back!"

Renault pressed the person who sat up from the bed back to lie down on the bed, "You are asleep, I will go find it, and cake, I will bring them back together."

"Okay." He stretched himself, just because he didn't bother to move.

Lei Nuo almost rushed out of the dormitory, joking, now that Shan Jiu is pregnant with dragon eggs, how dare he neglect.

On the other side, Huang Mao was squatting alone at the door of the cafeteria.

The cafeteria had been closed long ago, during which time countless soldiers expressed that they would take it away to find its owner, but Huang Mao firmly refused with his little head shaking his head!

It had to stay where it was and wait for Renault Shanjiu to come back to find it.

It is not afraid at all, it has never been abandoned by the owner, it can't be outside at all, it doesn't feel sad at all!

……

Weird.

The night wind was very cool, and the yellow hairs flew around in a daze.

It squatted pitifully in front of the dark cafeteria, its red eyes dripping with tears.

Until Lei Nuo's tall and stalwart figure appeared in front of it, Huangmao's feeling of falling to the bottom of the valley instantly soared to the sky.

"Guck!"

Huangmao rushed towards Lei Nuo and grabbed his trousers tightly. Lei Nuo was in a very good mood. For the first time, he smiled at Huangmao and held him in his arms, "You are so cute."

"Googoo..." Huang Mao was so startled that he couldn't speak clearly.

The terrified dumb hair stood up straight.

"Little guy, you are so cute!"

The yellow hair... was scared to tears.