Huff [other world]
Chapter 76
Chapter 78
Shan Jiu lay on his back on the bed, touching his belly repeatedly. It has been three months, and his stomach is still flat. Shan Jiu has already begun to doubt whether he is pregnant with a dragon egg.
Renault once compared the size of the dragon egg to himself. Even if Renault's memory was wrong, his stomach should not have changed at all.
He was pregnant with a dragon egg, not an egg!Not to mention that women usually have a big belly that can't even see the tip of their toes, at least they should have a little belly
Shan Jiu touched his belly with a tangled expression, son, are you malnourished?
Shan Jiu's stomach was very calm, and he didn't react at all.Maybe, this dragon egg inherited his father's shy and paralyzed character... right?
Shan Jiu stared, and yelled at the ceiling as if venting, "Son, give your father some feedback! Move, move! Meow, woof, woof!"
……
"Shan Jiu, what's wrong with you?"
Ai Jie heard Shan Jiu's wailing and wolf howling from the next door, and thought he was not feeling well, so he hurried over to check, only to see Shan Jiu yelling at the ceiling nervously.
"Son!"
"Son, are you hungry?"
"Son, you kicked your father!"
"Son, are you a dragon egg or not!"
"Meow, meow!"
Ai Jie twitched his forehead, "...Shan Jiu, what are you doing? Are you going to lay a dragon egg?"
"Just give birth! There is no reaction at all. Is it a dragon egg or a stone that I am pregnant?"
Ai Jie looked at Shan Jiu silently, lamenting that the person his son found was a bit...forget it, Ai Jie turned his head, anyway, he himself is not much better.
Suddenly, Shan Jiu, who had been lying on the bed since the morning and refused to move, rolled sideways on the bed, almost crushing the yellow hair lying beside him.
Ai Jie saw Shan Jiu sitting up as if exploding his corpse, and quickly asked, "What's wrong, is it uncomfortable?"
Shan Jiu had a strange expression on his face and remained silent.
"Shan Jiu?" There was a hint of worry in Ai Jie's voice.
"It's all right." Shan Jiu smiled dryly, a little embarrassed, "I miss you..."
"..." Ai Jie, "Go ahead, I'll go to the cafeteria and get you something to eat."
Shan Jiu gave him an 'ok' gesture, and got off the bed flexibly.Well, his body is indeed not affected by pregnancy eggs, and he doesn't have the clumsiness of ordinary pregnant women at all.
Ai Jie shrugged, he was used to Shan Jiu jumping up and down, "Then wait for me in the dormitory, I'll be back soon."
"Ok."
"Ah, by the way, do you want to bring meat back this time?"
"want!"
Ai Jie smiled and nodded, thinking to himself that even if you bring it back, you will only have a look at it, and you can't even smell the meat, let alone eat it.Sometimes, Ai Jie really doesn't understand why Shan Jiu is so obsessed with meat.
However, I believe that in the future, after Ai Jie sees that Renault cooks meat for his ocelot in different ways every day and three days, he will understand why Shan Jiu has no love for meat... This is obviously out of habit.
Shan Jiu put on his shoes indiscriminately, ran to the toilet, and while running, he still didn't forget to turn his head and shout to Ai Jie, "Remember to bring back meat, lean meat as much as possible!"
Ai Jie is funny, you can't eat lean meat, at most, you can smell it after watching it.
It's just masochistic.
Ai Jie looked up at Huangmao squatting beside the bed, "Gujiji?"
Huangmao blinked, "Guji!"
Ai Jie smiled, walked to the bed, the yellow hair crawled along the top of his head and sat on his shoulders, stretched out his little paws to pull Ai Jie's hair, raised his head, and trembled, "Guji!"
Ai Jie patted its little head and set off.
This is a tacit understanding among the yellow hairs.
There is no separate toilet in the dormitory room, so Shan Jiu can only go to the public toilet at the end of the floor.Halfway through the run, he realized he had forgotten to bring toilet paper, and Shan Jiu stood in the long corridor with a troubled expression on his face.
Suddenly, there was another severe cramping pain in his stomach, and Shan Jiu had a bitter expression on his face... I want to pull it out!
Whether there is a lot of shit in the pants, or a little bit of shit on the shorts, Shan Jiu burst into tears and made a choice, or, just get a little bit of shit.
"Aw!" Shan Jiu wailed and sprinted frantically towards the toilet.
The toilet was empty, so Shan Jiu found a pit, took off his pants, and squatted down...
Five seconds later.
Shan Jiu is about to cry, this feeling of wanting to have diarrhea and constipation is really entangled to the extreme!
His stomach hurts, but he can't pull it out!
Shan Jiu's forehead was covered with fine beads of sweat, and his tangled facial features twitched, could it be... the dragon egg is about to come out?Shan Jiu carefully felt the cramping pain in his abdomen, this feeling... no matter how carefully he felt it, it was a sign of diarrhea.
Suddenly, Shan Jiu felt that his intestines seemed to be twisted together, entangled with each other to form a tight knot, and even his internal organs were convulsively painful.
boom.
Shan Jiu's trembling fingers clenched into fists, and he slammed against the toilet door hard, his joints immediately dredged.
"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!"
Shan Jiu screamed, the pain continued and became more and more sharp, his vision was blurred by the sweat that slid from his forehead.
boom!boom!
Shan Jiu hit the wall again and again with his fists like self-abuse, his joints and skin were worn out and bleeding, but he didn't seem to know it at all, just crazily used the pain in his hands to relieve the torture caused by his abdomen.
Shan Jiu held his breath, and exerted a strong force.
at last.
puff.
Something fell into the toilet pit.
Most of the pain in my stomach disappeared in an instant, so refreshing...
Shan Jiu, who was sweating profusely and dizzy from being tortured, leaned against the wall and stood up in a daze, grinning and complaining whether he had eaten too many vegetables recently, and his stomach was retaliating against him and resisting him.
Is it really a dragon egg?Shan Jiu glanced out of the corner of his eye in a dizzy state, raised his hand habitually, and flushed the toilet
The water rushes out.
Suddenly, Shan Jiu stared, even the sweat flowing into his eyes could not stop his sight. At that second, Shan Jiu's vision became extremely clear.
Thump, boom, boom.Shan Jiu's heartbeat soared to a certain time, as if it would burst into his chest in the next second, his heart rushed out, and was flushed into the sewer along with the ... in the toilet!
"?"
"..."
"!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Lao Tzu's dragon eggs!
At a time like this, who cares if it's a toilet, who cares whether the pants are pulled up properly, who cares whether there will be poop on the shorts.
Shan Jiu's pupils shrank suddenly, his knees bent, and he immediately knelt on the ground, quickly stretched out his hand, and scooped it up!
Tick.
A huge drop of cold sweat ran down the bridge of his high nose and hit the cold tiles of the toilet.
son……
Dad will pick you up immediately!
……
When Shan Jiu returned to the dormitory, Ai Jie was already waiting for him in the room.
Ai Jie looked at the motionless Shan Jiu standing at the door in surprise, and asked, "Why are your sleeves all wet?"
Shan Jiu bowed his head, shook his head, and didn't speak.
"What's the matter?" Realizing that something was wrong, Ai Jie hurriedly walked to him, "Are you feeling unwell? I'll accompany you to find Dr. Jon?"
Shan Jiu was still unwilling to look up at Ai Jie.
Ai Jie's heart shrank sharply, "Did something happen to the dragon egg?"
Shan Jiu shook his head, and after a while, nodded again.
Ai Jie tried his best to calm down, and pulled Shan Jiu, who had been standing blankly at the door, into the room, "Let's change out the wet clothes first, and be careful not to catch a cold."
Shan Jiu still shook his head.
Ai Jie was anxious, his voice raised a decibel, and he said sharply, "Shan Jiu, what happened? Talk to me!"
Shan Jiu, who was suddenly yelled at, shrank his shoulders, and finally looked up at Ai Jie, his eyes were red.
"Hey, it's okay, tell me what happened first, okay?"
"..." Shan Jiu sniffed and said in a hoarse voice, "I pulled out the dragon egg... as shit and flushed it into the toilet."
The expression on Ai Jie's face instantly froze: "...you...you, you you you you!"
Shan Jiu lowered his head and whispered, "Then I fished out the dragon egg."
Ai Jie's heart that was about to jump out of his chest returned halfway, "It didn't break, did it?"
Shan Jiu shook his head.
Ai Jie's heart completely returned to its original position, "Then it's fine, it's fine, just find the dragon egg."
"No..." Shan Jiu raised his eyes, and when he looked at Ai Jie, his red eyes looked pitifully at Ai Jie, "Do you still remember what the dragon egg looked like when Lei Nuo was born?"
Ai Jie frowned and shook his head, "I really don't remember, I passed out when I was born."
Shan Jiu bowed his head, faltered for a long time, and didn't say a complete sentence.
Ai Jie frowned, "Shan Jiu, what happened? Where is your dragon egg? Show me."
What time did Shan Jiu look at Ai Jie helplessly, and the red eye sockets that had been red since entering the room seemed to be unable to hold back anymore, as if as long as he blinked, big drops of tears would fall down.
"Aijie..."
"It's okay, I'm here." Ai Jie put his arms around Shan Jiu's shoulders and whispered, "It's okay, tell me what happened to the dragon egg?"
Shan Jiu's back was stiff for a long time before he nodded slowly, tremblingly took out the dragon egg that had been nestled in his stomach and was born with great difficulty from his pants pocket, and handed it to Ai Jie carefully.
When Ai Jie saw the so-called dragon egg, he was stunned, "This...is this the dragon egg that you and Lei Nuo gave birth to?"
"Ah."
"Are you sure...you didn't make a mistake?"
"No, not long after the water came out, I picked up the dragon egg."
"But... is this a dragon egg?" Ai Jie almost bit his own tongue.
"Isn't this... a dragon egg?" Shan Jiu cried, and he really cried.
Because no matter how you look at it, what he gave birth to was not a, a, dragon, egg!
"Don't worry, we've never seen a dragon egg after all, maybe he was born like this?" Ai Jie patted Shan Jiu on the shoulder, "Don't be afraid, we'll wait for Lei Nuo and Sean to come back, they will definitely know."
"Rayno told me what a dragon's egg looks like, and it's not like that at all!"
"How old was he when he was born? Can you remember clearly?" Ai Jie said softly, "Don't worry, Shan Jiu, I'll take you to see Dr. Qiao En first, you must be very weak after giving birth to the dragon egg. "
Shan Jiu shook his head, "No, I'm fine."
"Hey, Shan Jiu, don't be like this, be more energetic, you are holding your son in your hand."
Shan Jiu stared at the dragon egg in his hand, and let out a low 'hmm'.
"So, next, shall we go to Jon?"
"No," Shan Jiu said, "No, I'm fine."
Aijie: "..."
"I want to take a shower, okay?"
"Row."
"Can I take my dragon egg and wash it?"
"Of course, the dragon egg belongs to you."
"Thank you."
Ai Jie helped Shan Jiu find a pair of clean clothes, put them in a bag, put the toiletries into the basin, and handed them to him, "Are you sure your body is really all right?"
"Really." Shan Jiu said miserably, "Since this guy came out of my stomach... I have completely recovered."
"Really?"
"Really true."
Shan Jiu sighed silently, feeling that his sphincter is still relatively strong.
"By the way, Ai Jie...can you help me to ask them, when will Lei Nuo come back?" Shan Jiu stared at the dragon egg in his hand, his eyes turned red again, "I miss him."
Shan Jiu lay on his back on the bed, touching his belly repeatedly. It has been three months, and his stomach is still flat. Shan Jiu has already begun to doubt whether he is pregnant with a dragon egg.
Renault once compared the size of the dragon egg to himself. Even if Renault's memory was wrong, his stomach should not have changed at all.
He was pregnant with a dragon egg, not an egg!Not to mention that women usually have a big belly that can't even see the tip of their toes, at least they should have a little belly
Shan Jiu touched his belly with a tangled expression, son, are you malnourished?
Shan Jiu's stomach was very calm, and he didn't react at all.Maybe, this dragon egg inherited his father's shy and paralyzed character... right?
Shan Jiu stared, and yelled at the ceiling as if venting, "Son, give your father some feedback! Move, move! Meow, woof, woof!"
……
"Shan Jiu, what's wrong with you?"
Ai Jie heard Shan Jiu's wailing and wolf howling from the next door, and thought he was not feeling well, so he hurried over to check, only to see Shan Jiu yelling at the ceiling nervously.
"Son!"
"Son, are you hungry?"
"Son, you kicked your father!"
"Son, are you a dragon egg or not!"
"Meow, meow!"
Ai Jie twitched his forehead, "...Shan Jiu, what are you doing? Are you going to lay a dragon egg?"
"Just give birth! There is no reaction at all. Is it a dragon egg or a stone that I am pregnant?"
Ai Jie looked at Shan Jiu silently, lamenting that the person his son found was a bit...forget it, Ai Jie turned his head, anyway, he himself is not much better.
Suddenly, Shan Jiu, who had been lying on the bed since the morning and refused to move, rolled sideways on the bed, almost crushing the yellow hair lying beside him.
Ai Jie saw Shan Jiu sitting up as if exploding his corpse, and quickly asked, "What's wrong, is it uncomfortable?"
Shan Jiu had a strange expression on his face and remained silent.
"Shan Jiu?" There was a hint of worry in Ai Jie's voice.
"It's all right." Shan Jiu smiled dryly, a little embarrassed, "I miss you..."
"..." Ai Jie, "Go ahead, I'll go to the cafeteria and get you something to eat."
Shan Jiu gave him an 'ok' gesture, and got off the bed flexibly.Well, his body is indeed not affected by pregnancy eggs, and he doesn't have the clumsiness of ordinary pregnant women at all.
Ai Jie shrugged, he was used to Shan Jiu jumping up and down, "Then wait for me in the dormitory, I'll be back soon."
"Ok."
"Ah, by the way, do you want to bring meat back this time?"
"want!"
Ai Jie smiled and nodded, thinking to himself that even if you bring it back, you will only have a look at it, and you can't even smell the meat, let alone eat it.Sometimes, Ai Jie really doesn't understand why Shan Jiu is so obsessed with meat.
However, I believe that in the future, after Ai Jie sees that Renault cooks meat for his ocelot in different ways every day and three days, he will understand why Shan Jiu has no love for meat... This is obviously out of habit.
Shan Jiu put on his shoes indiscriminately, ran to the toilet, and while running, he still didn't forget to turn his head and shout to Ai Jie, "Remember to bring back meat, lean meat as much as possible!"
Ai Jie is funny, you can't eat lean meat, at most, you can smell it after watching it.
It's just masochistic.
Ai Jie looked up at Huangmao squatting beside the bed, "Gujiji?"
Huangmao blinked, "Guji!"
Ai Jie smiled, walked to the bed, the yellow hair crawled along the top of his head and sat on his shoulders, stretched out his little paws to pull Ai Jie's hair, raised his head, and trembled, "Guji!"
Ai Jie patted its little head and set off.
This is a tacit understanding among the yellow hairs.
There is no separate toilet in the dormitory room, so Shan Jiu can only go to the public toilet at the end of the floor.Halfway through the run, he realized he had forgotten to bring toilet paper, and Shan Jiu stood in the long corridor with a troubled expression on his face.
Suddenly, there was another severe cramping pain in his stomach, and Shan Jiu had a bitter expression on his face... I want to pull it out!
Whether there is a lot of shit in the pants, or a little bit of shit on the shorts, Shan Jiu burst into tears and made a choice, or, just get a little bit of shit.
"Aw!" Shan Jiu wailed and sprinted frantically towards the toilet.
The toilet was empty, so Shan Jiu found a pit, took off his pants, and squatted down...
Five seconds later.
Shan Jiu is about to cry, this feeling of wanting to have diarrhea and constipation is really entangled to the extreme!
His stomach hurts, but he can't pull it out!
Shan Jiu's forehead was covered with fine beads of sweat, and his tangled facial features twitched, could it be... the dragon egg is about to come out?Shan Jiu carefully felt the cramping pain in his abdomen, this feeling... no matter how carefully he felt it, it was a sign of diarrhea.
Suddenly, Shan Jiu felt that his intestines seemed to be twisted together, entangled with each other to form a tight knot, and even his internal organs were convulsively painful.
boom.
Shan Jiu's trembling fingers clenched into fists, and he slammed against the toilet door hard, his joints immediately dredged.
"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!"
Shan Jiu screamed, the pain continued and became more and more sharp, his vision was blurred by the sweat that slid from his forehead.
boom!boom!
Shan Jiu hit the wall again and again with his fists like self-abuse, his joints and skin were worn out and bleeding, but he didn't seem to know it at all, just crazily used the pain in his hands to relieve the torture caused by his abdomen.
Shan Jiu held his breath, and exerted a strong force.
at last.
puff.
Something fell into the toilet pit.
Most of the pain in my stomach disappeared in an instant, so refreshing...
Shan Jiu, who was sweating profusely and dizzy from being tortured, leaned against the wall and stood up in a daze, grinning and complaining whether he had eaten too many vegetables recently, and his stomach was retaliating against him and resisting him.
Is it really a dragon egg?Shan Jiu glanced out of the corner of his eye in a dizzy state, raised his hand habitually, and flushed the toilet
The water rushes out.
Suddenly, Shan Jiu stared, even the sweat flowing into his eyes could not stop his sight. At that second, Shan Jiu's vision became extremely clear.
Thump, boom, boom.Shan Jiu's heartbeat soared to a certain time, as if it would burst into his chest in the next second, his heart rushed out, and was flushed into the sewer along with the ... in the toilet!
"?"
"..."
"!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Lao Tzu's dragon eggs!
At a time like this, who cares if it's a toilet, who cares whether the pants are pulled up properly, who cares whether there will be poop on the shorts.
Shan Jiu's pupils shrank suddenly, his knees bent, and he immediately knelt on the ground, quickly stretched out his hand, and scooped it up!
Tick.
A huge drop of cold sweat ran down the bridge of his high nose and hit the cold tiles of the toilet.
son……
Dad will pick you up immediately!
……
When Shan Jiu returned to the dormitory, Ai Jie was already waiting for him in the room.
Ai Jie looked at the motionless Shan Jiu standing at the door in surprise, and asked, "Why are your sleeves all wet?"
Shan Jiu bowed his head, shook his head, and didn't speak.
"What's the matter?" Realizing that something was wrong, Ai Jie hurriedly walked to him, "Are you feeling unwell? I'll accompany you to find Dr. Jon?"
Shan Jiu was still unwilling to look up at Ai Jie.
Ai Jie's heart shrank sharply, "Did something happen to the dragon egg?"
Shan Jiu shook his head, and after a while, nodded again.
Ai Jie tried his best to calm down, and pulled Shan Jiu, who had been standing blankly at the door, into the room, "Let's change out the wet clothes first, and be careful not to catch a cold."
Shan Jiu still shook his head.
Ai Jie was anxious, his voice raised a decibel, and he said sharply, "Shan Jiu, what happened? Talk to me!"
Shan Jiu, who was suddenly yelled at, shrank his shoulders, and finally looked up at Ai Jie, his eyes were red.
"Hey, it's okay, tell me what happened first, okay?"
"..." Shan Jiu sniffed and said in a hoarse voice, "I pulled out the dragon egg... as shit and flushed it into the toilet."
The expression on Ai Jie's face instantly froze: "...you...you, you you you you!"
Shan Jiu lowered his head and whispered, "Then I fished out the dragon egg."
Ai Jie's heart that was about to jump out of his chest returned halfway, "It didn't break, did it?"
Shan Jiu shook his head.
Ai Jie's heart completely returned to its original position, "Then it's fine, it's fine, just find the dragon egg."
"No..." Shan Jiu raised his eyes, and when he looked at Ai Jie, his red eyes looked pitifully at Ai Jie, "Do you still remember what the dragon egg looked like when Lei Nuo was born?"
Ai Jie frowned and shook his head, "I really don't remember, I passed out when I was born."
Shan Jiu bowed his head, faltered for a long time, and didn't say a complete sentence.
Ai Jie frowned, "Shan Jiu, what happened? Where is your dragon egg? Show me."
What time did Shan Jiu look at Ai Jie helplessly, and the red eye sockets that had been red since entering the room seemed to be unable to hold back anymore, as if as long as he blinked, big drops of tears would fall down.
"Aijie..."
"It's okay, I'm here." Ai Jie put his arms around Shan Jiu's shoulders and whispered, "It's okay, tell me what happened to the dragon egg?"
Shan Jiu's back was stiff for a long time before he nodded slowly, tremblingly took out the dragon egg that had been nestled in his stomach and was born with great difficulty from his pants pocket, and handed it to Ai Jie carefully.
When Ai Jie saw the so-called dragon egg, he was stunned, "This...is this the dragon egg that you and Lei Nuo gave birth to?"
"Ah."
"Are you sure...you didn't make a mistake?"
"No, not long after the water came out, I picked up the dragon egg."
"But... is this a dragon egg?" Ai Jie almost bit his own tongue.
"Isn't this... a dragon egg?" Shan Jiu cried, and he really cried.
Because no matter how you look at it, what he gave birth to was not a, a, dragon, egg!
"Don't worry, we've never seen a dragon egg after all, maybe he was born like this?" Ai Jie patted Shan Jiu on the shoulder, "Don't be afraid, we'll wait for Lei Nuo and Sean to come back, they will definitely know."
"Rayno told me what a dragon's egg looks like, and it's not like that at all!"
"How old was he when he was born? Can you remember clearly?" Ai Jie said softly, "Don't worry, Shan Jiu, I'll take you to see Dr. Qiao En first, you must be very weak after giving birth to the dragon egg. "
Shan Jiu shook his head, "No, I'm fine."
"Hey, Shan Jiu, don't be like this, be more energetic, you are holding your son in your hand."
Shan Jiu stared at the dragon egg in his hand, and let out a low 'hmm'.
"So, next, shall we go to Jon?"
"No," Shan Jiu said, "No, I'm fine."
Aijie: "..."
"I want to take a shower, okay?"
"Row."
"Can I take my dragon egg and wash it?"
"Of course, the dragon egg belongs to you."
"Thank you."
Ai Jie helped Shan Jiu find a pair of clean clothes, put them in a bag, put the toiletries into the basin, and handed them to him, "Are you sure your body is really all right?"
"Really." Shan Jiu said miserably, "Since this guy came out of my stomach... I have completely recovered."
"Really?"
"Really true."
Shan Jiu sighed silently, feeling that his sphincter is still relatively strong.
"By the way, Ai Jie...can you help me to ask them, when will Lei Nuo come back?" Shan Jiu stared at the dragon egg in his hand, his eyes turned red again, "I miss him."
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