Huff [other world]
Chapter 85
When Huang Mao woke up, the first thing he did was to run under the bed to check if his eggshell was still there.Regrettably, the egg shell was missing.The yellow hair immediately exploded.The sharp little toenails rubbed against the floor to make a 'rustling' sound, and the room ran around anxiously.
"Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo... Cuckoo!!!"
Searching for the yellow fur in the house to no avail, he crawled back to his den pitifully.
Pili was awakened by Huangmao's kick, perhaps, rather than being awakened by the kick, it was awakened by Huangmao's own screams when he almost broke his bone due to excessive force.No way, Thunderbolt is too hard.
The yellow-haired claws are too short, and they can't reach them when they want to touch their feet, so they can only roll on the spot entangled.
Pili raised his eyelids to look at it, sneered, and didn't bother to pay attention to it.Turn around, point your butt at the yellow hair, and continue to sleep.
Shan Jiu and Lei Nuo were naturally woken up by the yellow hair. Shan Jiu couldn't keep his eyelids open, so he kicked Lei Nuo in a daze, "Did they fight? Go and see."
Lei Nuo propped up his body and looked down, and saw the yellow hair rolling all over the ground with its belly outstretched, slapping the ground with its paws, and howling at the top of its voice.
Lei Nuo glanced at Pili, and frowned, you bullied it?
Pili immediately returned his gaze, no.
Renault looked at Huang Mao again, "What's wrong with you?"
Seeing Lei Nuo's question, Huangmao immediately looked at him with watery red eyes and complained. Huangmao wiped his tears and said seriously: "Gujijijiji, Gugujijijijiji...jiji!" After the explanation, Huangmao's eyes rolled Look at Renault.
Renault: "..." He didn't understand a single word.On the other side, Huang Mao was still expectantly waiting for his answer.Lei Nuo turned his head to look at Shan Jiu, and found that the other party was also looking at him, looking like he was waiting for a good show with a half-smile.
Why.Renault sighed in his heart, raised his hand, and wiped away the big lump of gum from the corner of Shan Jiu's eyes.Lei Nuo said earnestly, "Shan Jiu, have you been a little angry lately?" His eyes were so blurred by the gum that he couldn't open them.
Shan Jiu immediately frowned, "Why do you dislike my eye shit? Don't you have no eye shit?" Shan Jiu widened his eyes to look at Lei Nuo's eyes, and found that there was really no eye shit! Shan Jiu accused, "It must have been erased by you!"
Renault readily admitted, "Yes."
"..." Shan Jiu: "From now on, you are not allowed to wipe off your eye shit when you wake up!"
Lei Nuo: "Okay." He asked shyly again, "Do you want to help me...wipe my eye poo every day?"
Shan Jiu: "..." With a half-hearted smile, "Ha, ha, ha."
So, the complaint was fruitless, and Huang Mao, who was completely ignored, burst into tears.
"Aww." Pili walked out of the den lazily, taking advantage of his height and shape, he lowered his head and grabbed the yellow fur in his mouth, threw it back into the nest, tilted his head, "Aww"
Huang Mao stared at Pili and didn't speak.
Thunderbolt stared at it, silent.
Huangmao flinched, raised his hand and gestured at him, finished explaining with Gujiguji's paleness, then raised his head and glared at Pili.
Pili understood it, he scratched his stomach a little guilty, "Aww."
"guji"
"Woo." Pili nodded, he woke up from hunger in the middle of the night yesterday, so he remembered the eggshells that Huangmao hid under the bed...but this is his stuff, so it's okay to eat it.
Huang Mao glared at Pili with an expression of "you really are the murderer".Give me back the eggshell! The yellow-haired pounced on Pili, stretching out his nails that had been polished long ago to scratch Pili.
The thunderbolt is naturally neither painful nor itchy, so I stand still and let the yellow hair scratch and scratch.
Huangmao wanted to report his heart being crushed by the thunderbolt, and went to find him desperately, but his paws scratched the hard dragon scales for a long time, Huangmao tilted his head, and grumbled
I couldn't help scratching again, Guji! Huangmao's eyes lit up, this guy's scales are more suitable for sharpening claws than eggshells.
Guji! Huangmao sat on Pili's back in satisfaction, and couldn't put it down because of his shiny black scales!
Since you took away my eggshell, then use your body to make up for it! Thinking of this, Huangmao became more determined to occupy the dragon scale as a sharp weapon for sharpening his claws.
Pili turned his head to see the yellow hair sticking to his body, thought for a while, and yawned, forget it, let it go.
After discussing the ownership of the eye gum with Lei Nuo, they came to the final conclusion: Shan Jiu’s eye gum is handled by Lei Nuo, and Ren Nuo’s own eye gum needs to be resolved by Shan Jiu’s consent.
Shan Jiu refocused on the two little guys, and smiled softly, "Look at how well they get along."
The gentle and harmless tone, as if the person who forced Renault to agree to the unequal eye shit treaty just now was not him at all.
Renault stared at Shan Jiu for three seconds, then changed the subject, "It's seven o'clock in the morning."
"what?"
"Nine hours until four o'clock in the afternoon."
Shan Jiu: "...so you still remember."
Simply keeping it in mind, Renault nodded firmly, but did not continue the discussion. Instead, he said, "Are you hungry? What would you like to eat in the morning? I'll bring it back for you."
Shan Jiu thought for a while, "I'll go with you, just take two little guys to shit on the lawn."
Lei Nuo looked at Shan Jiu in surprise, "Why are you so diligent today?"
Shan Jiu: "..."
Touching the bridge of the nose, "We should teach them to use the toilet."
"What if I fall into the pit." Shan Jiu once again ignored that the only time his son fell into the toilet was because of his negligence as a father, "Anyway, they are small animals, and it's normal to pee and shit on the lawn."
They are small animals now, that's right, Huangmao doesn't know that Thunderbolt will turn into a human form one day.I don't know what kind of expression this little dragon, who has inherited his father's facial paralysis since he was a child, will look like when he realizes that many, many, many people have watched him pooping.
That's right, when Pili was taken out by his irresponsible father to defecate and pee every day, people would really watch curiously from a distance.The legendary dragon shit, have you ever seen it?Have you seen it!This is valuable after-dinner conversation material.
At the beginning, Pili still felt embarrassed and had a tendency to get emotional, so he deliberately hid behind the bushes to solve it.Every time Huangmao would be with him, squatting down next to Pili to solve his physical problems with a relaxed face. At the beginning, Pili was very disgusted... Later, he gradually got used to it, one with fur and one without hair , get along more and more harmoniously.
This is the legendary, childhood sweetheart who eats and shits together.
Huangmao eats fruit, Pili eats meat, Shanjiu eats meat, Lei Nuo... eat what they left, or eat what they don't like.This is the happy breakfast time of their family of four.
"Shan Jiu."
"Ok?"
"Where do you want to go?"
"What? Where is it going?" Shan Jiu paused, hesitated, and chose to eat some fruit. To be honest, eating too much meat is difficult to digest. To some extent, it will affect the life with Lei Nuo.Considering what he promised Lei Nuo last night, Shan Jiu decided not to eat too much today...
"The war is over, the rest of the finishing work has nothing to do with us, I mean, we should find a place," Renault said seriously, "live a good life."
Shan Jiu smiled, "Anywhere, as long as I have you."
Renault felt a warm current flow through his heart, "Really?"
"Of course it's fake." Shan Jiu thoughtlessly, reached out and snatched the piece of meat from Pili, "Eat something else, little guy."
Pili: "..." He stretched out his claws and snatched the small fruit from Huang Mao's hand, and pushed the plate full of meat in front of him to Huang Mao, signaling: exchange.
The yellow hair is angry, I don't eat meat!Leaning closer to Thunderbolt, showing his little nails, he signaled: Dedicated to sharpening claws.
Shan Jiu watched the interaction of the two little guys with a smile, sighed contentedly, then moved closer to Renault, and pressed a greasy kiss on Renault's cheek with his greasy mouth.
Lei Nuo wiped off the oil expressionlessly, and after a while, he gave Shan Jiu a refreshing and dry kiss on the left cheek.
Then Raynor said, "It's ten o'clock in the morning."
Shan Jiunu: "You don't need to remind me all the time, be careful that I change my mind!"
Renault: "...It's ten past one."
Well, we need to understand Leno's desperate, longing for a two-person world.
In the afternoon, Renault was called away by Sean.
Shan Jiu is used to this, Sean often calls his son away, the reason is to understand each other and deepen their relationship.
Shan Jiu went with Lei Nuo once or twice, and found that the two facial paralysis with extremely strong air pressure, the so-called communication, was just playing chess without saying a word... Pa Pa Pa Pa, the chess pieces hit harder than the previous one. The sound on the chessboard scared Shan Jiu away.
Renault and Sean went to discuss each other, and Shan Jiu naturally had to hang out with Ai Jie, with two noisy little guys.
Ai Jie holds Huang Mao in his left hand and Thunderbolt in his right. When he smiles, there are faint fine lines at the corners of his eyes, which is very charming.But it was Shan Jiu who was sitting opposite him, not Xiao En, otherwise a kiss would have been printed on the corner of his eyes.
"Renault looked in a good mood when he came over today."
"Really?" Shan Jiu thought for a while, and he felt that most of the time, the expression on Renault's face was the same.
"Of course, when he came over today, he smiled at Sean and me. Usually he just nodded with a blank expression."
Shan Jiu nodded, "I will educate him in the future and let him understand the importance of smiling."
"By the way." Ai Jie poked Thunderbolt's wet scales with his fingertips, "How long are you and Renault going to stay here? I mean, you should find a place to live your own lives."
"Reynolds discussed this issue with me only this morning."
"what's the result?"
"There is no result... I almost feel like I have nothing to desire now. As long as I can stay with Renault, life is the same wherever I live." Shrugged, "Wherever he goes, I will go."
"I think, if you have an ideal living environment, it's better to tell Renault, and don't let him make his own decision." Ai Jie seemed to recall bad memories, he shook his head and said, "I once told Sean I said something similar, I will go wherever you go, but that guy took me into a huge cave. He said he likes it, he can turn into a dragon and sleep in the cave every day.”
Shan Jiu: "...you agree?"
"Of course not." Ajie said, "When Sean was sleeping in the hole again like a dead pig, I pulled out one of his dragon scales."
"That must hurt."
"The screams almost knocked the roof of the cave over." Recalling the scene at that time, Aijie couldn't help shaking his shoulders and laughing, "He had an awkward fight with me for three days, and threatened to pull out my hair .”
"Huh?" Shan Jiu laughed, how could he have forgotten that Ai Jie's prototype and Huang Mao belonged to the same family, "By the way, there is something I've always wanted to ask."
"What?" Seeing that Shan Jiu hesitated, Ai Jie added, "No matter what it is, I will answer you."
"Okay." Shan Jiu scratched his hair, "Do you and Sean have other family members besides Renault?"
Ai Jie was taken aback, since he couldn't laugh or cry, "No, there is only Renault."
"You didn't consider, cough, another one?"
"We blamed ourselves for losing Raynor for a long time, and," Ajay blushed a little, "we haven't made eggs since then."
What does it mean to fail to make an egg?Sean is dead?Aijie is gone?Or can dragon eggs only be born once?I can't ask for a long time...
Ai Jie saw Shan Jiu's entanglement, and he said frankly, "Only once, the thing that I was pregnant with a dragon egg, only happened once."
Shan Jiu touched his belly, and felt that the contraceptive measures he was considering could be temporarily put on hold.
However, contraception?
Shan Jiu stretched out his hand and slapped his forehead hard, he was thinking about strange things all day long!
"Aijie, what time is it?"
"It's two o'clock in the afternoon, why do you suddenly ask this?"
"Cough, that's right." Shan Jiu tapped his fingers on his knees, and gave Ai Jie a weird smile, "I have something to trouble you and Sean."
"Look at your expression, isn't it a good thing?"
"No, no, it's a good thing, but it's a bit embarrassing." Shan Jiu's distressed pawed hair said, "I want to leave the two little guys in your care temporarily, maybe tomorrow morning, maybe tomorrow noon."
Ai Jie stared at Shan Jiu, blinking his eyes slowly, he didn't find the point from Shan Jiu's words at all.
"Lei Nuo strongly demanded to live a two-person world with me, so we had to temporarily hand over Pili and Huangmao to your care."
"Is that so?" Ai Jie nodded knowingly, "Of course, no problem!"
Ai Jie hugged the two little guys tightly in satisfaction, he just needed a shield to resist Sean's increasingly excessive demands recently.The son was found. Although there was no expression on his face, Ai Jie could tell from his behavior.
For example, in bed, Sean is more hyper than before.
"Hope they don't bother you and Sean."
"Of course not, I need them, and Sean also likes Thunderbolt and Huangmao very much, we will take good care of them." Ai Jie looked at Shan Jiu meaningfully, "Stay with Renault well."
Shan Jiu: "..."
"I'll take them to Sean, do you want to go together?"
"No, I'll go back and take a shower first."
Ai Jie nodded knowingly, staring straight at Shan Jiu with an expression of "I understand, I understand the child".
Although Shan Jiu has a thicker skin, he still feels embarrassed to be looked at so ambiguously by his elders.Scratching his hair, "Then I'll go first, and the sons will be left to you to take care of."
Aijie nodded.
Shan Jiu looked at Pili and Huangmao again: "Sons, stay with Ai Jie honestly and don't miss Daddy too much."
Pili picks his belly, showing no expression, Huangmao rubs his nails next to Pili, very focused.
Shan Jiu raised his eyebrows and was completely ignored.
Two heartless little bastards.
Shan Jiu left, and Ai Jie walked slowly to Sean and Lei Nuo with his grandchildren in his arms.The two facial paralyzed father and son liked to play chess in the shade in the corner of the training ground, so Ai Jie naturally went there to find them.
As a result, before he reached the place, he saw two huge black dragons sitting opposite each other on the open ground in the dazzling sunlight.The corner of Ai Jie's mouth twitched, and he stopped passers-by who passed by him, "What are the two of them doing?"
"Are you also here to watch the fun?"
"……Yes."
"Don't look at it, it's boring." Passers-by waved their hands, "We thought those two big guys were going to fight, but in the end they just faced each other without saying a word, squatting in place for more than half an hour."
Ai Jie: "...Thank you."
Ai Jie walked towards the two big dragons speechlessly, and kicked one of the big dragon's toes, "What are you doing here!"
Sean looked down at his lover, and replied, "Discuss."
"Is there anyone like this?" Aijie yelled at the top of his voice, afraid that Sean would not hear him.
Sean: "If the enemy doesn't move, I won't move."
Ai Jie: "..." He looked down at Pili and Huangmao, "Your grandpa is crazy." After thinking about it, he added, "Actually, your father is also crazy."
The two little guys nodded with a vague understanding.
Suddenly, Renault launched an attack and slammed into Sean.
bang.
Sean was caught off guard and almost fell to the ground.After stabilizing his footsteps, he rushed towards Lei Nuo not to be outdone, and the two giant dragons were finally entangled.
The huge tonnage almost caused the earth to shake.
Ai Jie didn't understand it at first, but later he understood that the two dragons were wrestling!
The corner of Ajie's mouth twitched, he really didn't want to admit that he knew these two big, immature guys, and that one of them was his husband and the other was his son.
Shan Jiu was taking a bath, and when he was soaking in bubbles, the floor suddenly shook.
earthquake?
He hurried to check, but the tremor soon subsided.After thinking about it for a while, Shan Jiu decided to wash away the bubbles and change into clothes.Not long after, the ground began to shake again, Shan Jiu: "..."
Based on the mentality that you don't need to run for a small earthquake, but you can't run for a big one, Shan Jiu calmly decided to continue washing.
Ai Jie, who was bored on the side, started weaving wreaths.
"Little guy, come here." He waved to Huangmao.Huang Mao immediately ran to his feet obediently, raised his head to look at him.Ai Jie smiled and put the wreath on its head, so cute.
"Guji?" Huang Mao tilted his head, scratched his head with his little paws, looked at Ai Jie, then turned his head to look at Pili, "Guji!"
Pili is not happy anymore. Although he doesn't like this thing, but because of the child's competitive psychology, he already has that ball of plush objects, why I don't have one.Pili pushed away the yellow hair, leaned in front of Ai Jie, and rubbed his head against him.
Ajay made one up for him too.
To be honest, the wreath made by Aijie was ugly as hell, it was just connecting flowers into a circle...
Renault, who was having a good time with his old man, was attracted by them, lost his mind, and was knocked to the ground by Sean, dusty.Renault didn't care either. He got up, shook his head, and stared at Huangmao with his golden eyes: Huangmao jumped up and down, scratched his belly, and tilted his head. Then, he was hugged by Aijie and rubbed for a while. .
Renault's brain circuit is as follows:
Shan Jiu likes yellow hair.
Now the yellow hair looks very cute.
Shan Jiu would definitely find it cute too.
If I also follow Huangmao's example.
Does Shan Jiu feel that I am actually a little cute?
"Roar!" Renault stretched out his sharp nails, pointing to the wreath on Huangmao's head.
Aijie: "?"
Renault pointed to the top of his head again, "Me too."
Aijie: "..."
……
Shan Jiu took a shower, changed into clean clothes, and went downstairs to find Lei Nuo.In the end, after walking a few steps, he saw a big guy walking towards him in front of him. Every time he moved, it would cause the ground to tremble slightly.
It's Renault.
Shan Jiu raised his eyebrows, it was still Lei Nuo wearing a wreath.
The giant dragon stopped in front of Shan Jiu, brazenly wearing a wreath, showing sharp nails, digging his belly, flicking his thick tail, and tilting his head.
"Roar!"
The small wreath slid down from his head and fell towards Shan Jiu, smashing the petals all over his body.
Shan Jiu: "..."
The giant dragon rubbed the ground with its big feet, "Roar?"
Shan Jiu: "Lei Nuo, are you trying to curry favor with me?"
The giant dragon nodded cautiously, "Roar."
Shan Jiu: "Failed."
The dragon's head drooped, its paws drooped, and even the big tail that had been swinging happily before was stuck to the ground lifelessly and motionless.
Shan Jiu suddenly smiled, "Leinuo, come here, come closer."
The giant dragon lowered its body slightly and approached Shan Jiu.
"Not enough, come closer and give me the paw."
"Roar?" The dragon hesitated, raised his paw, and handed it to Shan Jiu.
Shan Jiu slapped it away, "It's a paw!"
"Roar." Due to his huge stature, he had no choice but to bend down and lie on the ground, stretching out his paw and handing it to Shan Jiu.
The dragon's claws are too big, and a single slap can crush it into meat sauce.So Shan Jiu had no choice but to symbolically hold the dragon's claw, "Honey, it's three o'clock in the afternoon."
The dragon nodded, he was still immersed in the sadness of failing to please.
"Do you mind if I advance the time of the two-person world by one hour?"
"Ho! Ho Ho!" the dragon began to wag its tail again.
Shan Jiu smiled, held the giant dragon's big paw, and kissed it, "I love you, Lei Nuo."
The dragon froze, stiff from paws to tail.
"No response?"
The giant dragon nodded, then shook his head again. In the end, Lei Nuo, who was at a loss, lowered his head, opened his mouth wide, and swallowed Shan Jiu into his mouth, holding it in his mouth.
Shan Jiu: "...let me out, you bastard!"
Renault opened his mouth, and Shan Jiu quickly crawled out of his mouth. His action can be expressed by an adjective: pushing his nose to his face.
Sitting on top of Lei Nuo's head, Shan Jiu wiped the drool off his face with his sleeve, and punched Lei Nuo with his fist, "Stupid? Are you going to eat me?"
"shy."
"... Are you shy and want to swallow me in your mouth?"
"nervous."
Smile: "I love you."
"..."
"I love you Renault."
"..."
"Honey, I love you."
"..."
"...Hey, I love you, didn't you hear me?"
"..."
Sternly: "Answer!"
"I only love you, Shan Jiujiu."
The author has something to say: there is still a special chapter, if girls have any special stories they want to read, I will consider writing it.
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Xiao Fanwai Sean, Ai Jie Fanwai Nuan~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~
Sunshine, trees, streams, vegetable gardens, medicine fields, wooden houses.A vigorous* dragon, a lazy and fluffy leopard cat, and two little guys who are constantly fighting for favor and food, form a warm area called home.
Although……
"Let me tell you! If you dare to pluck your brother's hair again, I will definitely cut your nails bald!"
Thunderbolt withdrew his sharp nails.
Take a deep breath, turn your head, "I'll tell you, Huangmao, if you dare to peel off your brother's scales again, I'll chop off your little paws!"
The yellow-haired boy trembled suddenly, and quickly hid his little paw behind his back.
"And Renault! You! Take good care of your sons!"
Shan Jiu stood in the middle of his vegetable garden destroyed by two brats, pointing at Renault's nose and growling endlessly.
When Lei Nuo heard Shan Jiu call his name, he had to turn his attention from the scaled fish in his hand to Shan Jiu's body. Lei Nuo said calmly: "It's okay to make a small fuss."
Shan Jiu raised his eyebrows, stepped forward, and reached out to stroke Lei Nuo's short, prickly hair.
Lei Nuo's descaled hands froze, and soon, he lowered his eyelids, and gently rubbed Shan Jiu's palm.
Shan Jiu smiled, turned his hands to grasp, and abruptly pulled out some of Renault's hair.
Renault: "..."
Shan Jiu looked back at him with an innocent face, "It's just a small fight."
Renault: "..."
Shan Jiu continued to pretend to be innocent, and said with a smile, "Darling, it's been a long time since I saw you transform into a dragon, change back soon, I want to touch your thick and hard scales."
Lei Nuo finally put down the fish in his hand, and walked up to the two playful little guys with a serious face, "Next time we will play around, peeling off the scales and plucking the hairs."
The two who had long been accustomed to their father's verbal threats didn't feel any greater lethality at all, and they still got together and stared angrily.
A crack finally appeared on Lei Nuo's expressionless face, and he said in a deep voice, "Stop making trouble, you two sleep in separate beds!"
"Ow?"
"Guji?"
The two weighed the pros and cons and decided to cooperate.
Huangmao is used to sleeping on Pili's belly, and Pili is also used to covering his belly with a ball of natural fleece... For a while, there is still a taste of inseparable sympathy.
"Ow."
"Guck."
The two little guys shook hands, turned to look at Renault, and said: Look, we are done!
After resolving the conflicting two, Lei Nuo looked at Shan Jiu, the expression on his face probably meant this: I beg for praise.
Shan Jiu sighed, stepped forward and patted Lei Nuo's head perfunctorily, "Good boy, keep cooking, Aijie and the others should come over later."
The perfunctory Renault stayed put: "..."
Shan Jiu had no choice but to go up to him, gave him a tongue kiss, and finally raised his hand to wipe the saliva on the corner of his mouth, "It's alright!"
Renault blushed and nodded, and went to cook.
Shan Jiu stared helplessly at Lei Nuo's back. After so long, he still didn't make any progress.
Compared with the slow growth rate of the yellow hair, Pili doubled its size in less than half a year. With a straight belly and a kick of thick legs, the yellow hair can be crushed into meatloaf.Fortunately, Thunderbolt never did any substantial damage to Huangmao.
By the way, Shan Jiu and Lei Nuo gave Huangmao and Pili the official names.
Huangmaoyoumao, with his father's surname, Shan Lianlei.But to be honest, Shan Lianlei's domineering name really doesn't suit this yellow and fluffy creature.But when he grows up, in case Huang Mao wants to go out to meet people, the name 'Huang Mao' is really not easy to pronounce. After all, Shan Jiu also said that this is his and Lei Nuo's son.
Thunderbolt eyebrows, after his father's surname, Lei Ming... This name is already good, Lei Nuo once solemnly wanted to combine his own name with Shan Jiu's name, and wanted to name his son Lei Dandian.Shan Jiu threw him a big white eye at that time.
But to put it bluntly, the two incompetent fathers finally gave their son a famous name.
Although Shan Jiu invited many people to his house as guests, he never expected that Gaia would be the first one to come.
Gaya's complexion is not very good. He is obviously tall and tall, but no matter how you look at it, he looks sluggish.He walked slowly to Shan Jiu's wooden house, stopped, and looked at the small house and the small vegetable garden in front of the house.And familiar, almost the same scene as when Shan Jiu lived in a small town.
"Gaya?" Shan Jiu was a little surprised. To be honest, he didn't expect Gaya to come to him, because when he was still in the military camp, when he went to visit him in the temporary hospital, Shan Jiu was extremely irresponsible and took all the old people in Gaya. It was revealed to Dr. Jon.
"Hi, Shan Jiu." Gaya waved his hand at him, scratched his hair again, and finally lowered his head sullenly.
Shan Jiu: "?"
A tall and thin figure came from not far away, stopped beside Gaya, looked at Gaya who was silent, and said in a moderate voice, "Why don't you talk to Shan Jiu more? Didn't you just leave me behind?" Want to come and meet your old lover sooner?"
Gaya's head drooped even lower, and now that he saw Jon, he felt a pain in his butt.
As I said before, Gaya is very big because he is a half-orc. Shan Jiu only reaches the top of his side waist, and Lei Nuo can only reach Gaya's chin at most.Jon can't go up or down, he's taller than Shan Jiu, shorter than Reynolds, and the top of his head is barely higher than Gaya's forearm.But no matter how you look at it, the weird smile on Jon's mouth, and the strong and suppressed aura on his body... completely defeated the big Gaya.
Shan Jiu looked at the two people's extremely discordant interaction with a blank face, and clarified, "I'm not his old lover."
Soon, De Weiss also led Kerry, chatting and laughing all the way over.Kerry's high-pitched hahahahahaha laughter could be heard from a distance.By the way, with Kerry, there is Morena.
Their family lived quite close to the Reynolds'.
By the way, Shan Jiu and the others are now living near their village in Aphra. Lei Nuo found a land with mountains and rivers, and led Shan Jiu and his sons to live a quiet life.
The old woman said that the place where they lived was too remote, so it would be nice if they had time to come and see her as an old woman.
Kerry grinned, saw Jon, and was about to say something.Before it happened, Jon spoke first, "Is this the sister you keep talking about?"
Kerry raised his head, "Isn't it beautiful? Ahaha, cute, ahahahaha! Rare? Ahahahahaha!" That's right, in the world of orcs, the number of female orcs is indeed very small.
Seeing her brother's stupid look, Morena blushed, and pressed her elbow against him, laughing again that the flat strip was about to fall off and fall into the esophagus.
"It's really beautiful." Jon narrowed his eyes slightly. His appearance was handsome and elegant, and when the corners of his mouth were raised, he always had a slightly wicked feeling. "Miss Morena, my name is Jon."
Gaya's eyelids twitched, and with a grunt in his throat, he raised his big foot and kicked Jon's calf with some courage.
As a result, Jon laughed even more happily. He turned around and said to Gaia in a cheerful tone, "I'll clean you up when I go home."
Gaya: "..."
Suddenly, the top of the head went dark, the light dimmed, and the ground shook for the last time, and a newly planted sapling was flattened again.
Shan Jiu gritted his teeth, and tightened his fingers holding Renuo's sleeve. The voice was squeezed out from between his teeth, "Lei Nuo, tell your dad to land in the future, choose! Flat! Land!"
Raynor: "...I will plant new saplings."
Well, the party has officially begun.
It is still a habit, Shan Jiuke has a pile of yellow hair, Gaya struggled for a moment, and chose to come to Shan Jiu and sit down.
Huangmao and Pili looked at the adults who were naturally divided into gangs, and hesitated for a moment.
"Guji." Huang Mao rushed towards his father, Shan Jiu.
"Ho Ho." Pili walked towards his father, Lei Nuo.
The above actions seem to have laid some irreversible foundations for the future of the two little guys.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Xiao Fanwai Sean, Ai Jie~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~
Sean was woken up by being smashed.
He was nestling in his huge cave, sleeping in the dark, when he suddenly felt a pain in his toe.
"Roar!"
The roar of the giant dragon almost toppled the roof of the cave, and he lowered his head annoyed, thinking that another beast that accidentally broke into the cave disturbed his dream.
As a result... the one under the eyelid seems to be different.
Ajay thought he was dead.
At least when he inexplicably landed from mid-air and hit the toe of this ferocious-looking giant dragon, he thought it was just a hallucination before death.He didn't even feel afraid, and this hallucination was too mild compared to the cruel and inhuman torture of his adoptive father.
His waist was hit by the dragon's toes, and it hurt a lot. Ai Jie was dizzy and still waiting for the real death to come.
He had really waited a long time, but the pain in his lower back reminded him that life was not completely gone.
Ai Jie tried to open his eyes, God, those golden eyeballs that were bigger than copper bells were staring at him.Aijie was instantly stiff like a rock, his brain was in chaos, he tried hard to think about what was going on at this moment, he should have been tortured to death by his adoptive father, or his dismembered body was abandoned in various unknown places corner.
Ai Jie couldn't believe it, he seemed to have come to another world from one world.Otherwise, how can explain this big guy who looks like a devil dragon that only appears in mythology?
Ai Jie felt that he had been played by fate.
Sean was expressionless, looking down on this thin human being from aloof.Finally, he moved his toes and flicked...
Ai Jie let out a low whimper in his throat, and was kicked aside by Sean's big toe. He supported his waist and curled up pitifully into a ball.He's used to being in pain and trying not to make a sound, as the cries of pain only arouse his adoptive father even more.
Sean didn't expect that he could kick him away with a single toe, and retracted his feet. Sean silently looked at the human being under his feet, watching him get up tremblingly and walk towards the entrance of the cave. Finally, with a bang, he faced He fell down and fell to the entrance of the cave, motionless.
Sean: "..."
Sean thought for a moment: "Roar!"
The other party still didn't respond, Xiao En's face twitched. This guy was kicked to death by his toe?But soon, Sean's doubts were dispelled, because Ai Jie slowly got up, leaned against the edge of the hole, his chest rose and fell gently, and breathed cautiously.
Ai Jie was miserable, sitting at the entrance of the cave, leaning on the big rock, looking at the scenery outside the cave entrance, at a loss.
In the endless mountains and jungles, just at the entrance of the cave, he has heard countless squeaking insects, not to mention the birds and beasts waiting for him in the depths of the jungle, God knows what kind of world he has come to.Ai Jie sat on the spot in despair. If he was going to be swallowed by monsters or beasts no matter what, he would be executed by the giant dragon behind him.
Dying in the belly of a demon dragon is actually pretty cool.
Suddenly, the ground shook, and Ai Jie knew that the big guy was approaching.He could feel that after the heart contracted violently, it began to beat violently and at a high frequency, almost jumping out of his chest.
No one is not afraid of death, even if it is the second death, but at least this time, his body does not have to suffer for a long time.Thinking of this, Aijie closed his eyes, lowered his head, buried his head in his arms, and curled up into a ball.He prayed, hoping that the stomach juice of this giant dragon would be strong enough, or that the speed of chewing would be faster, so that he would suffer less.
despair.
There was a sound of something falling to the ground.
Ai Jie thought, it must be the dragon's saliva.
waited a moment, the ground
"Cuckoo! Cuckoo! Cuckoo... Cuckoo!!!"
Searching for the yellow fur in the house to no avail, he crawled back to his den pitifully.
Pili was awakened by Huangmao's kick, perhaps, rather than being awakened by the kick, it was awakened by Huangmao's own screams when he almost broke his bone due to excessive force.No way, Thunderbolt is too hard.
The yellow-haired claws are too short, and they can't reach them when they want to touch their feet, so they can only roll on the spot entangled.
Pili raised his eyelids to look at it, sneered, and didn't bother to pay attention to it.Turn around, point your butt at the yellow hair, and continue to sleep.
Shan Jiu and Lei Nuo were naturally woken up by the yellow hair. Shan Jiu couldn't keep his eyelids open, so he kicked Lei Nuo in a daze, "Did they fight? Go and see."
Lei Nuo propped up his body and looked down, and saw the yellow hair rolling all over the ground with its belly outstretched, slapping the ground with its paws, and howling at the top of its voice.
Lei Nuo glanced at Pili, and frowned, you bullied it?
Pili immediately returned his gaze, no.
Renault looked at Huang Mao again, "What's wrong with you?"
Seeing Lei Nuo's question, Huangmao immediately looked at him with watery red eyes and complained. Huangmao wiped his tears and said seriously: "Gujijijiji, Gugujijijijiji...jiji!" After the explanation, Huangmao's eyes rolled Look at Renault.
Renault: "..." He didn't understand a single word.On the other side, Huang Mao was still expectantly waiting for his answer.Lei Nuo turned his head to look at Shan Jiu, and found that the other party was also looking at him, looking like he was waiting for a good show with a half-smile.
Why.Renault sighed in his heart, raised his hand, and wiped away the big lump of gum from the corner of Shan Jiu's eyes.Lei Nuo said earnestly, "Shan Jiu, have you been a little angry lately?" His eyes were so blurred by the gum that he couldn't open them.
Shan Jiu immediately frowned, "Why do you dislike my eye shit? Don't you have no eye shit?" Shan Jiu widened his eyes to look at Lei Nuo's eyes, and found that there was really no eye shit! Shan Jiu accused, "It must have been erased by you!"
Renault readily admitted, "Yes."
"..." Shan Jiu: "From now on, you are not allowed to wipe off your eye shit when you wake up!"
Lei Nuo: "Okay." He asked shyly again, "Do you want to help me...wipe my eye poo every day?"
Shan Jiu: "..." With a half-hearted smile, "Ha, ha, ha."
So, the complaint was fruitless, and Huang Mao, who was completely ignored, burst into tears.
"Aww." Pili walked out of the den lazily, taking advantage of his height and shape, he lowered his head and grabbed the yellow fur in his mouth, threw it back into the nest, tilted his head, "Aww"
Huang Mao stared at Pili and didn't speak.
Thunderbolt stared at it, silent.
Huangmao flinched, raised his hand and gestured at him, finished explaining with Gujiguji's paleness, then raised his head and glared at Pili.
Pili understood it, he scratched his stomach a little guilty, "Aww."
"guji"
"Woo." Pili nodded, he woke up from hunger in the middle of the night yesterday, so he remembered the eggshells that Huangmao hid under the bed...but this is his stuff, so it's okay to eat it.
Huang Mao glared at Pili with an expression of "you really are the murderer".Give me back the eggshell! The yellow-haired pounced on Pili, stretching out his nails that had been polished long ago to scratch Pili.
The thunderbolt is naturally neither painful nor itchy, so I stand still and let the yellow hair scratch and scratch.
Huangmao wanted to report his heart being crushed by the thunderbolt, and went to find him desperately, but his paws scratched the hard dragon scales for a long time, Huangmao tilted his head, and grumbled
I couldn't help scratching again, Guji! Huangmao's eyes lit up, this guy's scales are more suitable for sharpening claws than eggshells.
Guji! Huangmao sat on Pili's back in satisfaction, and couldn't put it down because of his shiny black scales!
Since you took away my eggshell, then use your body to make up for it! Thinking of this, Huangmao became more determined to occupy the dragon scale as a sharp weapon for sharpening his claws.
Pili turned his head to see the yellow hair sticking to his body, thought for a while, and yawned, forget it, let it go.
After discussing the ownership of the eye gum with Lei Nuo, they came to the final conclusion: Shan Jiu’s eye gum is handled by Lei Nuo, and Ren Nuo’s own eye gum needs to be resolved by Shan Jiu’s consent.
Shan Jiu refocused on the two little guys, and smiled softly, "Look at how well they get along."
The gentle and harmless tone, as if the person who forced Renault to agree to the unequal eye shit treaty just now was not him at all.
Renault stared at Shan Jiu for three seconds, then changed the subject, "It's seven o'clock in the morning."
"what?"
"Nine hours until four o'clock in the afternoon."
Shan Jiu: "...so you still remember."
Simply keeping it in mind, Renault nodded firmly, but did not continue the discussion. Instead, he said, "Are you hungry? What would you like to eat in the morning? I'll bring it back for you."
Shan Jiu thought for a while, "I'll go with you, just take two little guys to shit on the lawn."
Lei Nuo looked at Shan Jiu in surprise, "Why are you so diligent today?"
Shan Jiu: "..."
Touching the bridge of the nose, "We should teach them to use the toilet."
"What if I fall into the pit." Shan Jiu once again ignored that the only time his son fell into the toilet was because of his negligence as a father, "Anyway, they are small animals, and it's normal to pee and shit on the lawn."
They are small animals now, that's right, Huangmao doesn't know that Thunderbolt will turn into a human form one day.I don't know what kind of expression this little dragon, who has inherited his father's facial paralysis since he was a child, will look like when he realizes that many, many, many people have watched him pooping.
That's right, when Pili was taken out by his irresponsible father to defecate and pee every day, people would really watch curiously from a distance.The legendary dragon shit, have you ever seen it?Have you seen it!This is valuable after-dinner conversation material.
At the beginning, Pili still felt embarrassed and had a tendency to get emotional, so he deliberately hid behind the bushes to solve it.Every time Huangmao would be with him, squatting down next to Pili to solve his physical problems with a relaxed face. At the beginning, Pili was very disgusted... Later, he gradually got used to it, one with fur and one without hair , get along more and more harmoniously.
This is the legendary, childhood sweetheart who eats and shits together.
Huangmao eats fruit, Pili eats meat, Shanjiu eats meat, Lei Nuo... eat what they left, or eat what they don't like.This is the happy breakfast time of their family of four.
"Shan Jiu."
"Ok?"
"Where do you want to go?"
"What? Where is it going?" Shan Jiu paused, hesitated, and chose to eat some fruit. To be honest, eating too much meat is difficult to digest. To some extent, it will affect the life with Lei Nuo.Considering what he promised Lei Nuo last night, Shan Jiu decided not to eat too much today...
"The war is over, the rest of the finishing work has nothing to do with us, I mean, we should find a place," Renault said seriously, "live a good life."
Shan Jiu smiled, "Anywhere, as long as I have you."
Renault felt a warm current flow through his heart, "Really?"
"Of course it's fake." Shan Jiu thoughtlessly, reached out and snatched the piece of meat from Pili, "Eat something else, little guy."
Pili: "..." He stretched out his claws and snatched the small fruit from Huang Mao's hand, and pushed the plate full of meat in front of him to Huang Mao, signaling: exchange.
The yellow hair is angry, I don't eat meat!Leaning closer to Thunderbolt, showing his little nails, he signaled: Dedicated to sharpening claws.
Shan Jiu watched the interaction of the two little guys with a smile, sighed contentedly, then moved closer to Renault, and pressed a greasy kiss on Renault's cheek with his greasy mouth.
Lei Nuo wiped off the oil expressionlessly, and after a while, he gave Shan Jiu a refreshing and dry kiss on the left cheek.
Then Raynor said, "It's ten o'clock in the morning."
Shan Jiunu: "You don't need to remind me all the time, be careful that I change my mind!"
Renault: "...It's ten past one."
Well, we need to understand Leno's desperate, longing for a two-person world.
In the afternoon, Renault was called away by Sean.
Shan Jiu is used to this, Sean often calls his son away, the reason is to understand each other and deepen their relationship.
Shan Jiu went with Lei Nuo once or twice, and found that the two facial paralysis with extremely strong air pressure, the so-called communication, was just playing chess without saying a word... Pa Pa Pa Pa, the chess pieces hit harder than the previous one. The sound on the chessboard scared Shan Jiu away.
Renault and Sean went to discuss each other, and Shan Jiu naturally had to hang out with Ai Jie, with two noisy little guys.
Ai Jie holds Huang Mao in his left hand and Thunderbolt in his right. When he smiles, there are faint fine lines at the corners of his eyes, which is very charming.But it was Shan Jiu who was sitting opposite him, not Xiao En, otherwise a kiss would have been printed on the corner of his eyes.
"Renault looked in a good mood when he came over today."
"Really?" Shan Jiu thought for a while, and he felt that most of the time, the expression on Renault's face was the same.
"Of course, when he came over today, he smiled at Sean and me. Usually he just nodded with a blank expression."
Shan Jiu nodded, "I will educate him in the future and let him understand the importance of smiling."
"By the way." Ai Jie poked Thunderbolt's wet scales with his fingertips, "How long are you and Renault going to stay here? I mean, you should find a place to live your own lives."
"Reynolds discussed this issue with me only this morning."
"what's the result?"
"There is no result... I almost feel like I have nothing to desire now. As long as I can stay with Renault, life is the same wherever I live." Shrugged, "Wherever he goes, I will go."
"I think, if you have an ideal living environment, it's better to tell Renault, and don't let him make his own decision." Ai Jie seemed to recall bad memories, he shook his head and said, "I once told Sean I said something similar, I will go wherever you go, but that guy took me into a huge cave. He said he likes it, he can turn into a dragon and sleep in the cave every day.”
Shan Jiu: "...you agree?"
"Of course not." Ajie said, "When Sean was sleeping in the hole again like a dead pig, I pulled out one of his dragon scales."
"That must hurt."
"The screams almost knocked the roof of the cave over." Recalling the scene at that time, Aijie couldn't help shaking his shoulders and laughing, "He had an awkward fight with me for three days, and threatened to pull out my hair .”
"Huh?" Shan Jiu laughed, how could he have forgotten that Ai Jie's prototype and Huang Mao belonged to the same family, "By the way, there is something I've always wanted to ask."
"What?" Seeing that Shan Jiu hesitated, Ai Jie added, "No matter what it is, I will answer you."
"Okay." Shan Jiu scratched his hair, "Do you and Sean have other family members besides Renault?"
Ai Jie was taken aback, since he couldn't laugh or cry, "No, there is only Renault."
"You didn't consider, cough, another one?"
"We blamed ourselves for losing Raynor for a long time, and," Ajay blushed a little, "we haven't made eggs since then."
What does it mean to fail to make an egg?Sean is dead?Aijie is gone?Or can dragon eggs only be born once?I can't ask for a long time...
Ai Jie saw Shan Jiu's entanglement, and he said frankly, "Only once, the thing that I was pregnant with a dragon egg, only happened once."
Shan Jiu touched his belly, and felt that the contraceptive measures he was considering could be temporarily put on hold.
However, contraception?
Shan Jiu stretched out his hand and slapped his forehead hard, he was thinking about strange things all day long!
"Aijie, what time is it?"
"It's two o'clock in the afternoon, why do you suddenly ask this?"
"Cough, that's right." Shan Jiu tapped his fingers on his knees, and gave Ai Jie a weird smile, "I have something to trouble you and Sean."
"Look at your expression, isn't it a good thing?"
"No, no, it's a good thing, but it's a bit embarrassing." Shan Jiu's distressed pawed hair said, "I want to leave the two little guys in your care temporarily, maybe tomorrow morning, maybe tomorrow noon."
Ai Jie stared at Shan Jiu, blinking his eyes slowly, he didn't find the point from Shan Jiu's words at all.
"Lei Nuo strongly demanded to live a two-person world with me, so we had to temporarily hand over Pili and Huangmao to your care."
"Is that so?" Ai Jie nodded knowingly, "Of course, no problem!"
Ai Jie hugged the two little guys tightly in satisfaction, he just needed a shield to resist Sean's increasingly excessive demands recently.The son was found. Although there was no expression on his face, Ai Jie could tell from his behavior.
For example, in bed, Sean is more hyper than before.
"Hope they don't bother you and Sean."
"Of course not, I need them, and Sean also likes Thunderbolt and Huangmao very much, we will take good care of them." Ai Jie looked at Shan Jiu meaningfully, "Stay with Renault well."
Shan Jiu: "..."
"I'll take them to Sean, do you want to go together?"
"No, I'll go back and take a shower first."
Ai Jie nodded knowingly, staring straight at Shan Jiu with an expression of "I understand, I understand the child".
Although Shan Jiu has a thicker skin, he still feels embarrassed to be looked at so ambiguously by his elders.Scratching his hair, "Then I'll go first, and the sons will be left to you to take care of."
Aijie nodded.
Shan Jiu looked at Pili and Huangmao again: "Sons, stay with Ai Jie honestly and don't miss Daddy too much."
Pili picks his belly, showing no expression, Huangmao rubs his nails next to Pili, very focused.
Shan Jiu raised his eyebrows and was completely ignored.
Two heartless little bastards.
Shan Jiu left, and Ai Jie walked slowly to Sean and Lei Nuo with his grandchildren in his arms.The two facial paralyzed father and son liked to play chess in the shade in the corner of the training ground, so Ai Jie naturally went there to find them.
As a result, before he reached the place, he saw two huge black dragons sitting opposite each other on the open ground in the dazzling sunlight.The corner of Ai Jie's mouth twitched, and he stopped passers-by who passed by him, "What are the two of them doing?"
"Are you also here to watch the fun?"
"……Yes."
"Don't look at it, it's boring." Passers-by waved their hands, "We thought those two big guys were going to fight, but in the end they just faced each other without saying a word, squatting in place for more than half an hour."
Ai Jie: "...Thank you."
Ai Jie walked towards the two big dragons speechlessly, and kicked one of the big dragon's toes, "What are you doing here!"
Sean looked down at his lover, and replied, "Discuss."
"Is there anyone like this?" Aijie yelled at the top of his voice, afraid that Sean would not hear him.
Sean: "If the enemy doesn't move, I won't move."
Ai Jie: "..." He looked down at Pili and Huangmao, "Your grandpa is crazy." After thinking about it, he added, "Actually, your father is also crazy."
The two little guys nodded with a vague understanding.
Suddenly, Renault launched an attack and slammed into Sean.
bang.
Sean was caught off guard and almost fell to the ground.After stabilizing his footsteps, he rushed towards Lei Nuo not to be outdone, and the two giant dragons were finally entangled.
The huge tonnage almost caused the earth to shake.
Ai Jie didn't understand it at first, but later he understood that the two dragons were wrestling!
The corner of Ajie's mouth twitched, he really didn't want to admit that he knew these two big, immature guys, and that one of them was his husband and the other was his son.
Shan Jiu was taking a bath, and when he was soaking in bubbles, the floor suddenly shook.
earthquake?
He hurried to check, but the tremor soon subsided.After thinking about it for a while, Shan Jiu decided to wash away the bubbles and change into clothes.Not long after, the ground began to shake again, Shan Jiu: "..."
Based on the mentality that you don't need to run for a small earthquake, but you can't run for a big one, Shan Jiu calmly decided to continue washing.
Ai Jie, who was bored on the side, started weaving wreaths.
"Little guy, come here." He waved to Huangmao.Huang Mao immediately ran to his feet obediently, raised his head to look at him.Ai Jie smiled and put the wreath on its head, so cute.
"Guji?" Huang Mao tilted his head, scratched his head with his little paws, looked at Ai Jie, then turned his head to look at Pili, "Guji!"
Pili is not happy anymore. Although he doesn't like this thing, but because of the child's competitive psychology, he already has that ball of plush objects, why I don't have one.Pili pushed away the yellow hair, leaned in front of Ai Jie, and rubbed his head against him.
Ajay made one up for him too.
To be honest, the wreath made by Aijie was ugly as hell, it was just connecting flowers into a circle...
Renault, who was having a good time with his old man, was attracted by them, lost his mind, and was knocked to the ground by Sean, dusty.Renault didn't care either. He got up, shook his head, and stared at Huangmao with his golden eyes: Huangmao jumped up and down, scratched his belly, and tilted his head. Then, he was hugged by Aijie and rubbed for a while. .
Renault's brain circuit is as follows:
Shan Jiu likes yellow hair.
Now the yellow hair looks very cute.
Shan Jiu would definitely find it cute too.
If I also follow Huangmao's example.
Does Shan Jiu feel that I am actually a little cute?
"Roar!" Renault stretched out his sharp nails, pointing to the wreath on Huangmao's head.
Aijie: "?"
Renault pointed to the top of his head again, "Me too."
Aijie: "..."
……
Shan Jiu took a shower, changed into clean clothes, and went downstairs to find Lei Nuo.In the end, after walking a few steps, he saw a big guy walking towards him in front of him. Every time he moved, it would cause the ground to tremble slightly.
It's Renault.
Shan Jiu raised his eyebrows, it was still Lei Nuo wearing a wreath.
The giant dragon stopped in front of Shan Jiu, brazenly wearing a wreath, showing sharp nails, digging his belly, flicking his thick tail, and tilting his head.
"Roar!"
The small wreath slid down from his head and fell towards Shan Jiu, smashing the petals all over his body.
Shan Jiu: "..."
The giant dragon rubbed the ground with its big feet, "Roar?"
Shan Jiu: "Lei Nuo, are you trying to curry favor with me?"
The giant dragon nodded cautiously, "Roar."
Shan Jiu: "Failed."
The dragon's head drooped, its paws drooped, and even the big tail that had been swinging happily before was stuck to the ground lifelessly and motionless.
Shan Jiu suddenly smiled, "Leinuo, come here, come closer."
The giant dragon lowered its body slightly and approached Shan Jiu.
"Not enough, come closer and give me the paw."
"Roar?" The dragon hesitated, raised his paw, and handed it to Shan Jiu.
Shan Jiu slapped it away, "It's a paw!"
"Roar." Due to his huge stature, he had no choice but to bend down and lie on the ground, stretching out his paw and handing it to Shan Jiu.
The dragon's claws are too big, and a single slap can crush it into meat sauce.So Shan Jiu had no choice but to symbolically hold the dragon's claw, "Honey, it's three o'clock in the afternoon."
The dragon nodded, he was still immersed in the sadness of failing to please.
"Do you mind if I advance the time of the two-person world by one hour?"
"Ho! Ho Ho!" the dragon began to wag its tail again.
Shan Jiu smiled, held the giant dragon's big paw, and kissed it, "I love you, Lei Nuo."
The dragon froze, stiff from paws to tail.
"No response?"
The giant dragon nodded, then shook his head again. In the end, Lei Nuo, who was at a loss, lowered his head, opened his mouth wide, and swallowed Shan Jiu into his mouth, holding it in his mouth.
Shan Jiu: "...let me out, you bastard!"
Renault opened his mouth, and Shan Jiu quickly crawled out of his mouth. His action can be expressed by an adjective: pushing his nose to his face.
Sitting on top of Lei Nuo's head, Shan Jiu wiped the drool off his face with his sleeve, and punched Lei Nuo with his fist, "Stupid? Are you going to eat me?"
"shy."
"... Are you shy and want to swallow me in your mouth?"
"nervous."
Smile: "I love you."
"..."
"I love you Renault."
"..."
"Honey, I love you."
"..."
"...Hey, I love you, didn't you hear me?"
"..."
Sternly: "Answer!"
"I only love you, Shan Jiujiu."
The author has something to say: there is still a special chapter, if girls have any special stories they want to read, I will consider writing it.
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Xiao Fanwai Sean, Ai Jie Fanwai Nuan~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~
Sunshine, trees, streams, vegetable gardens, medicine fields, wooden houses.A vigorous* dragon, a lazy and fluffy leopard cat, and two little guys who are constantly fighting for favor and food, form a warm area called home.
Although……
"Let me tell you! If you dare to pluck your brother's hair again, I will definitely cut your nails bald!"
Thunderbolt withdrew his sharp nails.
Take a deep breath, turn your head, "I'll tell you, Huangmao, if you dare to peel off your brother's scales again, I'll chop off your little paws!"
The yellow-haired boy trembled suddenly, and quickly hid his little paw behind his back.
"And Renault! You! Take good care of your sons!"
Shan Jiu stood in the middle of his vegetable garden destroyed by two brats, pointing at Renault's nose and growling endlessly.
When Lei Nuo heard Shan Jiu call his name, he had to turn his attention from the scaled fish in his hand to Shan Jiu's body. Lei Nuo said calmly: "It's okay to make a small fuss."
Shan Jiu raised his eyebrows, stepped forward, and reached out to stroke Lei Nuo's short, prickly hair.
Lei Nuo's descaled hands froze, and soon, he lowered his eyelids, and gently rubbed Shan Jiu's palm.
Shan Jiu smiled, turned his hands to grasp, and abruptly pulled out some of Renault's hair.
Renault: "..."
Shan Jiu looked back at him with an innocent face, "It's just a small fight."
Renault: "..."
Shan Jiu continued to pretend to be innocent, and said with a smile, "Darling, it's been a long time since I saw you transform into a dragon, change back soon, I want to touch your thick and hard scales."
Lei Nuo finally put down the fish in his hand, and walked up to the two playful little guys with a serious face, "Next time we will play around, peeling off the scales and plucking the hairs."
The two who had long been accustomed to their father's verbal threats didn't feel any greater lethality at all, and they still got together and stared angrily.
A crack finally appeared on Lei Nuo's expressionless face, and he said in a deep voice, "Stop making trouble, you two sleep in separate beds!"
"Ow?"
"Guji?"
The two weighed the pros and cons and decided to cooperate.
Huangmao is used to sleeping on Pili's belly, and Pili is also used to covering his belly with a ball of natural fleece... For a while, there is still a taste of inseparable sympathy.
"Ow."
"Guck."
The two little guys shook hands, turned to look at Renault, and said: Look, we are done!
After resolving the conflicting two, Lei Nuo looked at Shan Jiu, the expression on his face probably meant this: I beg for praise.
Shan Jiu sighed, stepped forward and patted Lei Nuo's head perfunctorily, "Good boy, keep cooking, Aijie and the others should come over later."
The perfunctory Renault stayed put: "..."
Shan Jiu had no choice but to go up to him, gave him a tongue kiss, and finally raised his hand to wipe the saliva on the corner of his mouth, "It's alright!"
Renault blushed and nodded, and went to cook.
Shan Jiu stared helplessly at Lei Nuo's back. After so long, he still didn't make any progress.
Compared with the slow growth rate of the yellow hair, Pili doubled its size in less than half a year. With a straight belly and a kick of thick legs, the yellow hair can be crushed into meatloaf.Fortunately, Thunderbolt never did any substantial damage to Huangmao.
By the way, Shan Jiu and Lei Nuo gave Huangmao and Pili the official names.
Huangmaoyoumao, with his father's surname, Shan Lianlei.But to be honest, Shan Lianlei's domineering name really doesn't suit this yellow and fluffy creature.But when he grows up, in case Huang Mao wants to go out to meet people, the name 'Huang Mao' is really not easy to pronounce. After all, Shan Jiu also said that this is his and Lei Nuo's son.
Thunderbolt eyebrows, after his father's surname, Lei Ming... This name is already good, Lei Nuo once solemnly wanted to combine his own name with Shan Jiu's name, and wanted to name his son Lei Dandian.Shan Jiu threw him a big white eye at that time.
But to put it bluntly, the two incompetent fathers finally gave their son a famous name.
Although Shan Jiu invited many people to his house as guests, he never expected that Gaia would be the first one to come.
Gaya's complexion is not very good. He is obviously tall and tall, but no matter how you look at it, he looks sluggish.He walked slowly to Shan Jiu's wooden house, stopped, and looked at the small house and the small vegetable garden in front of the house.And familiar, almost the same scene as when Shan Jiu lived in a small town.
"Gaya?" Shan Jiu was a little surprised. To be honest, he didn't expect Gaya to come to him, because when he was still in the military camp, when he went to visit him in the temporary hospital, Shan Jiu was extremely irresponsible and took all the old people in Gaya. It was revealed to Dr. Jon.
"Hi, Shan Jiu." Gaya waved his hand at him, scratched his hair again, and finally lowered his head sullenly.
Shan Jiu: "?"
A tall and thin figure came from not far away, stopped beside Gaya, looked at Gaya who was silent, and said in a moderate voice, "Why don't you talk to Shan Jiu more? Didn't you just leave me behind?" Want to come and meet your old lover sooner?"
Gaya's head drooped even lower, and now that he saw Jon, he felt a pain in his butt.
As I said before, Gaya is very big because he is a half-orc. Shan Jiu only reaches the top of his side waist, and Lei Nuo can only reach Gaya's chin at most.Jon can't go up or down, he's taller than Shan Jiu, shorter than Reynolds, and the top of his head is barely higher than Gaya's forearm.But no matter how you look at it, the weird smile on Jon's mouth, and the strong and suppressed aura on his body... completely defeated the big Gaya.
Shan Jiu looked at the two people's extremely discordant interaction with a blank face, and clarified, "I'm not his old lover."
Soon, De Weiss also led Kerry, chatting and laughing all the way over.Kerry's high-pitched hahahahahaha laughter could be heard from a distance.By the way, with Kerry, there is Morena.
Their family lived quite close to the Reynolds'.
By the way, Shan Jiu and the others are now living near their village in Aphra. Lei Nuo found a land with mountains and rivers, and led Shan Jiu and his sons to live a quiet life.
The old woman said that the place where they lived was too remote, so it would be nice if they had time to come and see her as an old woman.
Kerry grinned, saw Jon, and was about to say something.Before it happened, Jon spoke first, "Is this the sister you keep talking about?"
Kerry raised his head, "Isn't it beautiful? Ahaha, cute, ahahahaha! Rare? Ahahahahaha!" That's right, in the world of orcs, the number of female orcs is indeed very small.
Seeing her brother's stupid look, Morena blushed, and pressed her elbow against him, laughing again that the flat strip was about to fall off and fall into the esophagus.
"It's really beautiful." Jon narrowed his eyes slightly. His appearance was handsome and elegant, and when the corners of his mouth were raised, he always had a slightly wicked feeling. "Miss Morena, my name is Jon."
Gaya's eyelids twitched, and with a grunt in his throat, he raised his big foot and kicked Jon's calf with some courage.
As a result, Jon laughed even more happily. He turned around and said to Gaia in a cheerful tone, "I'll clean you up when I go home."
Gaya: "..."
Suddenly, the top of the head went dark, the light dimmed, and the ground shook for the last time, and a newly planted sapling was flattened again.
Shan Jiu gritted his teeth, and tightened his fingers holding Renuo's sleeve. The voice was squeezed out from between his teeth, "Lei Nuo, tell your dad to land in the future, choose! Flat! Land!"
Raynor: "...I will plant new saplings."
Well, the party has officially begun.
It is still a habit, Shan Jiuke has a pile of yellow hair, Gaya struggled for a moment, and chose to come to Shan Jiu and sit down.
Huangmao and Pili looked at the adults who were naturally divided into gangs, and hesitated for a moment.
"Guji." Huang Mao rushed towards his father, Shan Jiu.
"Ho Ho." Pili walked towards his father, Lei Nuo.
The above actions seem to have laid some irreversible foundations for the future of the two little guys.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Xiao Fanwai Sean, Ai Jie~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~
Sean was woken up by being smashed.
He was nestling in his huge cave, sleeping in the dark, when he suddenly felt a pain in his toe.
"Roar!"
The roar of the giant dragon almost toppled the roof of the cave, and he lowered his head annoyed, thinking that another beast that accidentally broke into the cave disturbed his dream.
As a result... the one under the eyelid seems to be different.
Ajay thought he was dead.
At least when he inexplicably landed from mid-air and hit the toe of this ferocious-looking giant dragon, he thought it was just a hallucination before death.He didn't even feel afraid, and this hallucination was too mild compared to the cruel and inhuman torture of his adoptive father.
His waist was hit by the dragon's toes, and it hurt a lot. Ai Jie was dizzy and still waiting for the real death to come.
He had really waited a long time, but the pain in his lower back reminded him that life was not completely gone.
Ai Jie tried to open his eyes, God, those golden eyeballs that were bigger than copper bells were staring at him.Aijie was instantly stiff like a rock, his brain was in chaos, he tried hard to think about what was going on at this moment, he should have been tortured to death by his adoptive father, or his dismembered body was abandoned in various unknown places corner.
Ai Jie couldn't believe it, he seemed to have come to another world from one world.Otherwise, how can explain this big guy who looks like a devil dragon that only appears in mythology?
Ai Jie felt that he had been played by fate.
Sean was expressionless, looking down on this thin human being from aloof.Finally, he moved his toes and flicked...
Ai Jie let out a low whimper in his throat, and was kicked aside by Sean's big toe. He supported his waist and curled up pitifully into a ball.He's used to being in pain and trying not to make a sound, as the cries of pain only arouse his adoptive father even more.
Sean didn't expect that he could kick him away with a single toe, and retracted his feet. Sean silently looked at the human being under his feet, watching him get up tremblingly and walk towards the entrance of the cave. Finally, with a bang, he faced He fell down and fell to the entrance of the cave, motionless.
Sean: "..."
Sean thought for a moment: "Roar!"
The other party still didn't respond, Xiao En's face twitched. This guy was kicked to death by his toe?But soon, Sean's doubts were dispelled, because Ai Jie slowly got up, leaned against the edge of the hole, his chest rose and fell gently, and breathed cautiously.
Ai Jie was miserable, sitting at the entrance of the cave, leaning on the big rock, looking at the scenery outside the cave entrance, at a loss.
In the endless mountains and jungles, just at the entrance of the cave, he has heard countless squeaking insects, not to mention the birds and beasts waiting for him in the depths of the jungle, God knows what kind of world he has come to.Ai Jie sat on the spot in despair. If he was going to be swallowed by monsters or beasts no matter what, he would be executed by the giant dragon behind him.
Dying in the belly of a demon dragon is actually pretty cool.
Suddenly, the ground shook, and Ai Jie knew that the big guy was approaching.He could feel that after the heart contracted violently, it began to beat violently and at a high frequency, almost jumping out of his chest.
No one is not afraid of death, even if it is the second death, but at least this time, his body does not have to suffer for a long time.Thinking of this, Aijie closed his eyes, lowered his head, buried his head in his arms, and curled up into a ball.He prayed, hoping that the stomach juice of this giant dragon would be strong enough, or that the speed of chewing would be faster, so that he would suffer less.
despair.
There was a sound of something falling to the ground.
Ai Jie thought, it must be the dragon's saliva.
waited a moment, the ground
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