Dedicated to the silly little white artist

一

Zheng He picked up a book.

The title of the book is very pure - "Dedicated to the Unfathomable Master Bai En." "It said that when he was 30 years old, he fell in love with a man named Bai En and finally entered the palace of marriage.His lover has many defects such as sickness, arrogance, snake spirit disease, and anti-social personality.However, he can barely accept these, the most frightening thing is - Bai En, he is a man.

Zheng He, whose root is Zheng Miaohong, is still a straight man, is sadly reminded.

two

early morning.

Zheng He scratched his head and posed in front of the mirror. Sister Zheng bit her toothbrush and kicked open the door. She was completely stunned to see her younger brother.

Zheng He was taken aback: "Sister, can you knock on the door before you come in? Also, don't kick it."

"Brother," Sister Zheng said, "what are you doing?"

Zheng He fidgeted with the hair on his forehead, remembering that the book said that when he was 30 years old, he dyed his chestnut hair and curled it into curls, so he asked, "Do you think it will look good if I perm my hair?"

"What are you doing, you moth." Sister Zheng rolled her eyes: "Go away, I want to rinse my mouth."

Zheng He looked at his sister's sturdy appearance, recalled a few passages in the book, and said: "Sister, you will become a primary school teacher in the future, marry a doctor, and have a son named Doudou, parentheses, he is a bear child .”

Sister Zheng said: "...I heard everything you said in brackets."

Zheng He: "Then do you still plan to give birth?"

Sister Zheng: "Is his father handsome?"

Zheng He: "So-so."

Sister Zheng: "Forget it."

three

Zheng He looked at the mirror for a long time. Looking left and right, he didn't think he looked gay?

Looking at the black eyebrows, the straight nose, and a few small freckles that are not obvious... Hey, by the way, what should a gay look like?

four

Sister Zheng threw her schoolbag on Zheng He's head: "Have you looked in the mirror enough? Hurry up to eat and go to school, tsk, you're going to be late soon, and you're still dawdling."

Zheng He took a look at Zheng Xinming, who already had the demeanor of an elementary school teacher, sat on a chair and looked at Zheng's mother who was drinking porridge, and said tentatively: "Mom, what if your son falls in love with a rich and powerful man?" Do you agree with someone who treats you very well even though he is mentally ill?"

Mama Zheng sandwiched radish and pickles: "Why don't you agree with this? It's a good thing."

Zheng He continued: "What if he is an uncle in his 40s?"

Mama Zheng continued to drink the porridge and said, "It's also a good thing."

Zheng He was stunned: "Mom, you don't even have anything to stop me? Don't be so open, okay?"

Mother Zheng snorted coldly: "If you can meet such a good one, let alone marry you, I would rather marry myself! Hurry up and eat, is there an exam tomorrow? I will be among the bottom five in the exam." Let your sister..."

Sister Zheng answered: "Cut you!" (meaning beat you)

Zheng He:"……"

That's right, Zheng He, this year is seventeen, and he is still a young man.

五

Zheng He flipped out the book furtively, and he saw the part where he and Mr. Bai had sex when they met for the first time——

He was so moved that tears welled up in his eyes, okay?

Damn, did he practice yoga in that posture later, 360-degree rotation without pressure.

On the podium, the mathematics teacher saw the students who were the least listeners in the last row crying while reading the mathematics books, and said with emotion: "No matter who you are, as long as you work hard, you will still succeed."

Zheng He didn't have time to wipe away his tears, so he looked up quickly, pretending that I was still paying attention to the class, and then quickly lowered his head and continued to read.

The math teacher was even more emotional.

"Zheng He."

Dazedly hearing someone calling his name, Zheng He was signaled by his deskmate that it was the teacher calling him, and he stood up and said, "What's the matter?"

The math teacher said: "The teacher is very pleased to see that you are listening so seriously. How about this? This question is very simple, you can come up and answer it."

Zheng He:"……"

Teacher, if I say I can't, can you not hit me with a chalk tip?

六

Zheng He felt that his current state of mind was very bad.

Watching myself having sex with another man is so focused!How can he, who is the flower bone of the motherland and the screw of communism, be like this?

Male prostitution and male prostitution have no results!

It is not even necessary to do abortion surgery to increase the GDP of the country!

After Zheng He finished turning over the last page, he took a bath and changed his clothes (shower and change pajamas before going to bed) and sealed the book in his desk. In order not to let Zheng's mother find out, he bought a small five-dollar lock to lock it. Decided to abandon the plot from now on.

Didn't the book say he became an entertainer?Next year he will apply for medical majors!To be a nurse... oh bah, to be a doctor!

With his own ambitions in his arms, Zheng He still doesn't know the deep malice from this world.

On the other side of the ocean, in country Y, a young man with beautiful long brown hair, Bai En, is basking in the sun naked in his private swimming pool. The gentle waves surround his body, and the light blue water makes his face even more handsome and beautiful. .

He frowned, looking at a book printed in Chinese characters. The cover of the book was very similar to the one in Zheng He's hand, but the title of the book was slightly changed: "To the Stupid Little White Artist".

Seven

Unexpectedly, Zheng He successfully won the fourth-to-last position in the second day's exam.

Xuan Mingming, the first from the bottom, and Guo Xiaopang, the second to last, patted him on the shoulder and said heavily, "You have finally left the ranks of our 'Three Musketeers'."

The third last one was a dinosaur girl, she snorted coldly and dropped the book and said, "I didn't perform well this time, wait for next time!"

Zheng He looked confused, he didn't know how he passed the exam, because during the exam, he was thinking about all kinds of messy things, such as a grain of rice on the male teacher's cuff, which is a test of human eyesight and agility problem.

All the multiple-choice questions were covered, and one of the major questions was not written, let alone the composition and other horrible things. After just doing it like this, he did better than usual.

Lady luck favors me too.

Exams in the morning and holidays in the afternoon, Guo Xiaopang's father is a businessman, and he never treats his son badly with a few pennies. Come to his home appliance play city to play games for free.

In the 90s, it was popular for students to go to school by bicycle. More than 20 high school students who didn't know the darkness of the society hula la drove into the west district of H City on bicycles. Zheng He looked up and suddenly saw a huge sign BEACHER next to him. He was shocked. I remember the book said that it was here that he met Mr. Bai for the first time, and he stopped the car involuntarily to look back and forth. Then he thought that he didn't even know what Bai En looked like, and it was useless to look at him, so he rode the car and left again. .

As soon as the students entered the video game city, they were followed by a few gangsters who stayed here all year round. Zheng He was playing racing cars and caught a glimpse of someone standing between himself and the female classmate next to him, but he didn't take it seriously. , This kind of thing often happens in the video game city. After a while, he turned sharply, and on the side of his body, he saw the man raised his hand and pushed the female classmate on the shoulder. The female classmate shook her hand, and the game handle fell to the ground Yes, GameOver on the spot.

"Why are you like this!" The female classmate called Chen Siming, who usually looks weak and weak, but actually has a very strong personality, pushed away the chair and stood up and shouted.

The little gangster was startled by her sharp voice, and after a while he said angrily: "Did you see me in that fucking eye, you paralyzed?"

Chen Siming pulled Zheng He up and shouted in a voice eight degrees higher than that of the gangster: "He saw it!"

Zheng He, innocent and implicated: QAQ!

Brother gangster: "..."

Chen Siming probably also saw that Zheng He was a war scum, so he pushed him aside again after thinking about it, and said: "Take care of yourself, life is the most important thing." He continued to shout at the little gangster: "You If you continue to be ruthless and unreasonable, I will go to the security guard!"

The ruthless and unreasonable gangster brother was very angry: "Didn't I just touch it accidentally? What's the matter, think I didn't hit hard enough, and want to punch again?" He raised his hand and was about to hit.

Before Chen Siming could speak, Guo Xiaopang and some classmates over there heard the voice and came over. Guo Xiaopang asked, "What's wrong?"

Zheng He resolutely poached the corner of socialism. He pointed at the gangster and said, "This man bullies Chen Siming. Chen Siming is having a good time here. He pushes him as soon as he stretches out his hand, and then makes trouble ruthlessly and unreasonably."

Guo Xiaopang was furious, pointed at the man and asked, "Brother, you're here to mess things up, right? I don't even want to see who brought him here, let me tell you if you want to hang around here."

The angry gangster finally found out at the last moment that the little fat man in front of him looked like the son of the shop owner, and he decided to be magnanimous and not to compare himself with these idiots.

He gestured his middle finger and said, "You can say whatever you want about me, but one thing is, I'm not ruthless and unreasonable." Then he left in a swaying manner, leaving his wallet in the video game city.

Chen Siming applauded beside him: "Fat brother, you are so handsome!"

Guo Xiaopang flicked his hair: "Brother Guo."

Zheng He: "Brother Guo is not as nice as Brother Fat. Brother Fat, you are so handsome!"