Dedicated to the silly little white artist

Eighteen

In suite 302.

Zheng He sat on the sofa tremblingly, Mr. Bai took off his coat, put it aside, sat opposite Zheng He, and looked at him silently.

"What do you think I'm doing?" Zheng He felt dazed.

"I was thinking about what you said to me just now." Mr. Bai said bluntly.

"I, what did I say..." Zheng He thought carefully, he didn't seem to have said anything suspicious just now.

Mr. Bai suddenly smiled and said, "Why did you tell me that you are not gay?"

"Just say what you want..." Zheng He said.

"Don't you think I'm here to kidnap you?" Mr. Bai asked again.

In fact, when Zheng He saw the two security guards, his first reaction was kidnapping, but when he got into the car and heard Mr. Bai say his name, Zheng He let go of that. He has no money, sex, or money. It's not worth letting this man kidnap him, but that's what he read in the book, so he hesitated for a long time, and said: "Uh... because you don't look like a bad person?" After saying this, he Speechless looking at the sky, I never thought that such stupid words as Mary Su could spit out from his mouth in his lifetime.

Mr. Bai stopped tapping his fingers, put his long hair behind his ears (...), and said, "You're lying."

"Huh?" Zheng He was surprised.

Mr. Bai continued: "Even if you don't think I'm kidnapping you, and you don't think I want to have sex with you, but tell me you're not gay the first time you see me to remind me, my Is it written on the face; I am gay, so..."

Zheng He was quick to gain wisdom, and said, "No, you have."

"Where?" Mr. Bai asked.

Zheng He weakly pointed at his long flowing brown hair.

Mr. Bai narrowed his eyes dangerously.

Zheng He put away his fingers and said firmly, "Well, you didn't."

Mr. Bai: "..."

Mr. Bai asked, "Don't you want to resist at all?"

Zheng He looked puzzled: "Why should I resist? I can't beat you."

Although Zheng He was telling the truth, Bai En didn't know why, and suddenly had the urge to laugh.

Interrupted by him, Mr. Bai thought for a while before remembering what he wanted to say just now. He wanted to continue with that aggressive attitude, but when he saw Zheng He's big stupid eyes looking at him, He couldn't help laughing for a while, and said, "Forget it, I'll have an affair with you too, who asked you to come?"

"Ah?" Zheng and the second monk Zhang were puzzled, and said, "Didn't you pull me into the carriage?"

Bai En covered his mouth and chuckled, Zheng He looked at him speechlessly, just now he was a cold and cool guy, why did he suddenly laugh like poking a point?

"It might not be right for me to ask that," Mr. Bai said, "It should be: Who told you to do this?"

"What are you doing?" Zheng He thought to himself that both of them spoke Chinese, so how could he understand each of them when they uttered it alone, but couldn't understand it when they formed a sentence?

"Close to me." Mr. Bai answered with rare patience.

Zheng He's expression was distorted as if someone owed him 500 million and didn't plan to pay back the money. Ever since he read that book, he wanted to stay away from the man in front of him. It's best not to see each other for the rest of his life. In the future, he changed his career as an actor to a nurse (?), but someone said he wanted to get close to Bai En?Uh, although Bai En said it himself.

Staring at Zheng He's horrified expression for a long time, Bai En couldn't help but wonder if his enemy wrote him into the book without the permission of the boy in front of him, but thinking about what he said in the car again, Bai En said : "If you continue to remain silent, I think I have many ways to deal with you." In fact, Mr. Bai has been laying out this plan for several days. Once the relationship is established, from the moment he gets in the car, Bai En will decide whether Zheng He will live or die in the future.

But it is a pity that Zheng Mengmeng obviously wanted to be wrong. He blushed first and asked, "What do you want to do with me?" Then he covered his little butt, moved around, and said, "That... Gay."

Bai En suddenly covered his mouth and lowered his head for a moment, and when he raised his eyes again, tears dripped from the corners of his eyes. Zheng and Mao exploded immediately. He didn't say anything touching just now, and Bai En was still shocked when he heard the word 'homosexual' Cry out involuntarily?Damn, this skill is too awesome.

Mr. Bai wiped away his tears, patted Zheng He's head, and said, "Even if you make me laugh, I won't show mercy."

"Mr. Bai, how did you feel the humor from my nervous and awkward answer?" Zheng He Balabala spit out the truth, and after speaking, he suddenly felt that he was a little expert. How could he be in such an environment? Even if he can suffer from the second stroke, no matter how good-looking the man in front of him is, no matter how stylish his abs are, he is still a big shot!

Mr. Bai really couldn't take it anymore this time, he stood up and said with a smile, "You stay here, I'll go out and laugh for a while."

Zheng He:"……"

Why is the Bai En he saw in real life and the Bai En in the book a little bit broken?

Damn it! !

Could it be because beauty is in the eye of the beholder? ?

Thinking of this possibility, Zheng He felt a pain in his chrysanthemum.

QAQ.

Nineteen

After Bai En left, Zheng He thought a lot of things in his inactive mind.

The first is how to answer Mr. Bai's topic about 'homosexuality'. He feels that it is impossible to hide it. The IQs of the two are not at the same level. Besides, whether he can go out or not is another matter. It is important to keep his life first. .

Then he began to think about if the chrysanthemum must be broken in every hit, which is more important, life or chastity... Well, if Mr. Bai wants to carry a gun to break the battlefield anyway, Zheng He has already made a plan not to take a bath from today Prepare, it is bound to make Mr. Bai extremely disgusted and unwilling to see himself for a second time.

Mr. Bai at the door answered the phone and smoked a cigarette before coming back. When he opened the door, before he could say anything, Zheng He said, "Mr. Bai, no one asked me to come to your side. The reason why I told you I don't want to have sex with you because...you may think it's nonsensical, but you have to believe me! It's because of a book."

Bai En raised his eyebrows, and asked slowly, "Book?"

"Well," Zheng He lowered his head, gestured for a size, and said, "It's this size, a bit thick."

"What's inside?" Bai En asked.

Zheng He hummed and said, "I'll know you after I'm 30 years old..." After finishing speaking, he raised his head and glanced at the man in front of him quickly, and saw that he was looking at him with an inscrutable expression, and suddenly felt that he and the other party were inseparable. The scene is particularly like sitting on a cliff, and next to it is the sea hit by waves. The typhoon blows by, and the sea water splashes all over him, but Mr. Bai is unscathed because he is wearing a raincoat.