Dedicated to the silly little white artist

one hundred and two

Zheng's father is so boring to eat this meal, the art teacher next to him is better, she occupies the position of a junior, and before coming here, she has thought about the fate she may face. After arriving here, she found that Zheng's mother's family They are all very qualified. Although they bothered her, they also gave her a pair of chopsticks to pick up rice with a dull head.

Zheng He has entered the two-person world since Mr. Bai came, and is in a state of completely ignoring others. You give me food and I give you water. After taking a few bites of ribs, he glanced at the two, and then looked at his mother who was too enthusiastic to serve Mr. Bai when she saw Zheng He serving vegetables, and continued to eat ribs.

Before Zheng’s father came, he brought Zheng He and Zheng’s sister a little expensive learning machine. It was advertised every day, “Mom doesn’t have to worry about my studies anymore, I know where I learn.” In fact, it is of no use to that teacher. The sample questions he was talking about took his eyes off the learning machine. After eating, he groaned for a while. He asked the art teacher to leave first. The art teacher nodded. Before leaving, he ran to the kitchen to clear away all the dishes Washed before leaving.

It made Zheng's mother sigh, saying that the girl is not bad, but it's a pity to meet such an idiot as Zheng's father.

Father Zheng whispered, "I'm not stupid."

Sister Zheng sneered and said, "You are not stupid, you are brain-dead."

Father Zheng didn't know what brain damage meant, but seeing Sister Zheng's look of contempt, he knew it was not a good word, and after being aggrieved for a long time, he shrunk down on the plastic chair and stayed there.

When the art teacher left, Zheng He was taking Mr. Bai into the bathroom. There was something wrong with the layout of Zheng He’s house. Everyone thought it was a balcony. The two of them turned a corner, and Mr. Bai pushed open the door of the bathroom. , and the other hand directly pulled Zheng He in.

The bathroom was dark with the lights off. Zheng He couldn't see Mr. Bai's expression clearly, but he could feel his warm and eager kisses constantly falling on his forehead, eyelids, nose tip, and lips...

The lips were intertwined, and the slippery tongue slipped into the mouth, lingering with it.

"Huh... um." Zheng He controlled the man's hand that was stuck into his shirt with both hands, and he replied panting when his lips parted: "Wait a minute, my family is outside."

Mr. Bai held Zheng He in his arms, stroked his hair lightly with his hands, and said, "I miss you."

Zheng He also hugged him, saying, "Me too."

One hundred and three

In the Zheng family, only sister Zheng had a momentary suspicion that Zheng He and Mr. Bai had gone to the bathroom for so long. Mother Zheng saw Mr. Bai bring a fruit basket, as if washing some fruit and taking it out to eat. His eyes almost popped out when they were in those big and small packages. Not to mention anything else, he gave Mama Zheng a nutritional product that looked particularly high-end. That brand, Papa Zheng knew it was worth a lot just by taking a look at it. It is the most beautiful and useful one on the top of the mall, and the instructions are all in foreign languages.

Mother Zheng thought about it for a while, and then opened other things one after another. Sister Zheng almost bit her tongue. The latest ultra-thin laptop, Sister Zheng held it for a long time and loved it for a long time. The three of them looked at each other. , opened the last box...

When Mr. Bai and Zheng He came back, they saw Zheng’s father, mother, Zheng, and sister Zheng watching the TV in a very harmonious and quiet way. There were fruits on the table. Beside him, the two of them squeezed together on the small sofa so that it would not be too crowded, provided that Zheng He's half of his butt was pressed against Mr. Bai's thigh.

"Well... You said your name is Bai En, right?" Zheng's mother asked.

Zheng He wondered when his silly mother was so polite, so he heard Mr. Bai say, "Yes, hello, auntie."

"Hey," Zheng's mother brushed her hair, and said, "It's been so long, and I haven't asked how you met my family, Ah He."

Zheng He didn't know whether Mama Zheng's words were interrogative or affirmative. Mr. Bai pinched his waist, which meant: What do you mean?

Zheng He nodded to him, and then made up nonsense, saying: "He is a relative of my classmate's family, and I know him after visiting many times."

"Which classmate?" Zheng's mother asked.

Zheng He rolled his eyes, found the most reliable one, and said, "Guo Xiaopang, that's the one whose whole family went out of town."

Guo Xiaopang Zheng's mother still knows him, and she always saw him when she went to see Zheng He before, she said: "Hey, that's fine, you can play at home first, and you can take these things back, classmate Bai. "

Zheng's mother is used to being in school, and she is free to call her 'comrade' and 'classmate' when she is free to talk.

Zheng He laughed when he heard this, and said, "He's not a classmate, he's almost thirty."

Mr. Bai pinched his waist again, and the tense smiling face was about to crack. Zheng He glanced at it, grinned and began to smile, and then he found it more and more amusing, rubbed his face, and said: " Hey, Mom and Dad, let me tell you the truth, I asked Dad to come here today for this reason, Mr. Bai is my partner, that... the one who will get married in the future. "

Mama Zheng and Papa Zheng: "..."

Sister Zheng patted Zheng He's shoulder, and said: "Although I can feel it vaguely, can you take a look at the time and place anyway? Our parents are old, you should consider their high blood pressure. "

Zheng He scratched his face and said, "I just told them while they were young. If I get old, I won't be able to speak."

The siblings were talking here when they saw Zheng's mother tremblingly picking up the teacup in front of her and taking a sip, then the more she thought about it, the angrier she became, and suddenly she threw the teacup in front of her on the table. Half of the water splashed onto Mr. Bai's body, causing him to frown slightly in pain. He held Zheng He in his arms again, subconsciously fearing that Zheng He would fall when he stood up, so he endured the pain and gently pushed Zheng He.

Zheng He was stunned for a few seconds before he could react. He was so distressed that he was about to cry. He knelt on the ground and wiped him with a wet towel. When he rolled up his trouser legs, he saw the red marks that had been scalded. Shouted: "Why are you crazy! What are you doing!"

"You..." Zheng's mother suddenly stood up, pointed at Zheng He tremblingly, and said, "You are sick! Homosexuality is sick!! How can you behave like this!?"

Zheng He and Mr. Bai are used to getting along. They always solve problems face to face and never do anything. They have forgotten that his mother usually looks easy to talk but is actually very stubborn and hands-on. He has no time to quarrel with Mrs. Zheng, so he just wants to support Bai. The husband first rushed to cool down the burnt area on his leg. Seeing that the two men were still determined to go their own way, Madam Zheng stretched out her hand and wanted to pull her son over, saying, "Ahe, come here, stay away from him! You might It's infected! Go to the hospital with mom!"

Zheng's father who was next to him only realized it now, and quickly walked over to hold Zheng's mother, and said, "What are you doing? The child is burnt!"

Mama Zheng yelled at Papa Zheng: "Didn't you hear? Both Ah and He were cheated by this man! He's gay!"

Dad Zheng said: "Be sober first! He hasn't said anything yet, Ah He." He winked at Zheng He and said, "Take him to the bathroom to wash up, and then go to the hospital to see how the injury is doing." .”

Sister Zheng also ran over to stop Mama Zheng, none of them thought that Mama Zheng, who usually looks good, would change her face when she said she would change her face. Even Zheng's father had not cheated on Zheng Mama when she was so angry. She said: "Mom! Mom, homosexuality is not a disease! Don't force Zheng He, come here, take the antihypertensive tablets first, and calm down."

Mama Zheng was panting, and while being half-embraced by Papa Zheng, she took the medicine and looked in the direction of the bathroom, tears streaming down her face.

At this moment, Zheng He had already pulled Mr. Bai out. Mr. Bai pushed Zheng He lightly. Zheng He didn't turn his head, and pulled him away without giving Mrs. Zheng a look. Sister Zheng saw that Mrs. Zheng was still there. Crying there, motionless, wondering how long Zheng He might not come back, ran to his room to pack his things, but froze when he opened the door.

The room was empty, and those commonly used things had been moved out long ago, only a quilt was left, which was a towel quilt for summer.

She stood at the door for a while, rubbed her hand on the door for a while, and suddenly felt that this scene was so strange, and for some reason, she also shed tears.

In her mind, Zheng He was still the younger brother who followed her behind heartlessly, but in the next second, he was already a person with an independent personality.She thought that they cared too little about Zheng He, and they didn't even know when he left. Seeing the attitudes of the two, they must have been together for a long time.

"What did you do down here?" Dad Zheng asked as soon as she came out.

Zheng Xinming glanced at Zheng's mother who was no longer crying, and said, "My brother cleaned up everything."

Zheng's mother lowered her head, and asked for a while: "Just now... I didn't notice, Bai En is seriously injured..."

"It's not serious, he's injured too." Sister Zheng scratched her hair, sat in front of her, and asked with a calm face, "Mom, have you calmed down now?"

Mama Zheng didn't answer.

Sister Zheng said: "I really opened my eyes today, Mom, of course my brother is also at fault, but don't you think you have gone too far?"

"He brought Ah He to the ground!" Zheng's mother suddenly raised her head and stared at Zheng's sister.

Sister Zheng asked directly: "Have you asked the general situation of the matter before you make a conclusion? Let's discuss the facts. My brother's homosexuality is his homosexuality. It is your business that you lose your temper for no reason!"

Father Zheng pushed Sister Zheng, and whispered: "She is your mother, be careful..."

Sister Zheng gave him a blank look, and said, "We're talking, what are you talking about! Go away!"

Father Zheng has been aggrieved for so many years, and he has long been used to it. Looking at his furious girl and ex-wife, he sat back on his little plastic chair.

"I know I'm a little impulsive this time," Mama Zheng sobbed softly, wiped the tears off her face, and said, "But Ah He is such a good child, how old is he, eighteen right? What happened to this kind of thing?"

"I want to know too," Sister Zheng sighed, and said, "But did you give us a chance to know? It's good now, my brother left directly, and it's not certain when he will come back, even if he comes back It's also our attitude that we should be subdued first, and we need to talk about urgency in fighting the fire. When we talk about things, we should think about it with our partner, you advance and retreat, and you retreat and I advance. It’s not easy normally, we’re all embarrassed with this face.”

Sister Zheng said a lot of heresy, but made Zheng's mother and Zheng's father stunned. Zheng's mother felt that Zheng's sister said a lot, and asked, "Then what do you think?"

Sister Zheng said: "I'll give my brother a call in a few days to see if he can go home and explain these things clearly. Everything is matter-of-fact. Mom, you are too impulsive."

Mama Zheng wiped her tears and said, "Well, I also know that this is wrong."

Sister Zheng looked at Father Zheng again, and said, "Okay, now that the dust has settled, you should go too."

Father Zheng squeezed his cuffs together, and said, "This, this will let me go?"

"What do you want to do here if you don't leave?" Sister Zheng asked, "Waiting for dinner?"

Father Zheng's face turned red and green again because of these words, he picked up his coat, and when he was putting on shoes at the door, he looked back in Mother Zheng's direction and said, "Well, pay attention to your mother's body, She already has high blood pressure, so call me if you have something to do."

Sister Zheng looked at him with her chest in her arms, and said, "If you have something to do, call the hospital directly. What's the use of calling you, and then get stabbed by a thief?"

Zheng's father obviously remembered what happened before and slapped his head, saying: "Hey, I remembered who Bai En was, I said the name is familiar! Damn my child, wasn't he the man who saved me at that time! I've been muttering about that long hair for a while."

Zheng's mother on the sofa remembered what Zheng's father said, and said guiltily: "Oh, oh, oh... what have I done?"

Sister Zheng, who was not on the scene, watched the two people change their faces at the same time suspiciously, and asked, "Why, did you know each other before?"

Father Zheng gave a general account of how he met a thief at home and was rescued, which made Sister Zheng regret it too. She glanced at Mama Zheng, who was restless, and said, "Look at what you did. What's the matter," sighed heavily, and dialed Zheng He with his mobile phone.

one hundred and four

The injury on Mr. Bai's leg was not serious. The doctor applied a layer of dark medicine and wrapped it in gauze several times before leaving.

Lying on the bed, he watched Zheng He lower his head and took the medicine to smear himself on other minor injuries, and asked, "Why don't you make a phone call, I saw your mother crying at that time."

Zheng He didn't answer. After wiping one arm, he asked, "Does it hurt?"

Mr. Bai knew Zheng He didn't want to answer this question as soon as he heard it, so he patiently watched him continue to smear his other arm with potion, and said, "It doesn't hurt. Actually, there is nothing wrong with it. I can see that your mother treats you very well. Expectations are high and it's normal to lose control."

Zheng He looked at Mr. Bai's injured arm in silence, tears rolling in his eyes but did not flow out.

"I'm sorry, it's all my fault," Zheng He said.

"It has nothing to do with you." Mr. Bai chuckled, squeezed Zheng He's earlobe once and for all, and said, "I asked you to come to me back then."

"No," Zheng He hugged Mr. Bai, pressed his face on his shoulder, and said, "I should know my mother's attitude, but I still let you come and hurt you. I'm sorry, I'm sorry..."

Mr. Bai raised his head and felt the wetness on his shoulders, but he was thinking in his heart that his bitter plan had finally paid off, should he strike while the iron is hot and directly take Zheng He to get a marriage certificate?

One hundred and five

Zheng He’s cell phone was not in his place. When he left, he was so angry that he accidentally forgot it in the car. When Abe sent the two of them back to the villa and went down the mountain to wash the car, he found that the cell phone was left behind. Looking at Zheng He My sister missed more than 20 calls, and asked Candy behind, "Is Mr. Zheng still in the villa?"

Candy said: "That's right, Mr. Bai has already been admitted to the hospital, it is estimated that these two people can't just wander around."

"Then you send me to the mountain." Abe said.

"We just came back." Candy was unwilling to move with his lazy body.

"Hurry up," Abe shook the phone in his hand, and said, "This phone is about to explode. If something really happens, Mr. Bai will definitely be angry with us."

Candy rubbed her face and said, "I regret coming here now, you know? Look at my heart full of regret."

Abe sneered, and said, "Do you want to be dissected by me? Let me see your heart, it's black."

"Red!" Candy thought for a while, and then said, "But for a long time when I was a child, I thought I was an alien, maybe the blood is blue."

"You're stupid." Abe said, "Haven't you ever been injured since you were a child? How could the color of the blood be different?"

Candy said: "Haven't you heard about the blood in the heart? The blood in the heart is different for people. Maybe mine is blue, and my planet will find me by following the blood in the heart. "

"I think I'll be mentally handicapped if I talk to you," Abe said while holding his forehead, "Stop talking about the mountains with me, and drive up the mountains."

one hundred and six

"jingle……"

Zheng He opened the door, looked at Abei outside, and asked suspiciously, "Why are you here again?"

At this time, Mr. Bai was discussing with the middle-aged secretary on the Internet with his laptop where it would be better to get married. When he saw the people outside the door, he thought it was the middle-aged secretary who asked them to come, and said, "Just put the documents on the table."

Abei laughed for a moment at the two people's questioning, and put the phone in his hand to Zheng He, saying: "You left it behind," and then shrugged to Mr. Bai: "Mr. Workaholic, I didn't bring any documents. "

Mr. Bai nodded, and said coldly: "Then you can go."

Candy behind said with a smile: "I watched this scene and thought of an idiom: cross the river and tear down the bridge."

Abe said dejectedly, "I'll add one more vocabulary to you: kill the donkey."

"I've learned this before," Candy pointed at Abe and said, "You should be that donkey."

Abe was anxious, and said, "Thank you."

one hundred and seven

Zheng He turned on the phone, looked at the missed calls on it, and turned back to Mr. Bai in doubt.

Mr. Bai closed the notebook calmly and asked, "Is there anything on the phone?"

"My sister called me." Zheng He said and broadcast it.

Mr. Bai turned on Zheng He's cell phone, pressed the speakerphone, and explained: "Look at what they said, and I will give you advice."

Zheng He obviously believed that Mr. Bai had a higher IQ than him, nodded and said, "Yes, that's fine."

Sister Zheng's voice came from the phone, saying: [Zheng He, where are you now? 】 Zheng He replied a little stiffly: "I am where he is."

Who he was, both of them knew.

Sister Zheng continued to ask: [Mr. Bai En, how is his injury? Is it serious? ] Zheng He loosened his attitude because of the concern in her voice, and said: "Well, it's very serious, and I'm in the hospital. You tell Mom, I've decided to raise Mr. Bai for the rest of his life."

Mr. Bai pinched Zheng He's nose.

Over there, Zheng’s father, Zheng’s mother, and Zheng’s sister exclaimed at the same time, and then the phone was changed. Zheng’s mother cried and asked: [Ahe, which hospital are you in now?Mom will go and find you guys with the passbook now, and send him to the ward first, so don't delay the treatment! ] Zheng He was even more puzzled. He just said that casually. He had never seen Zheng’s mother have such a high level of awareness. He kept a little luck and asked, “Mom, are you thinking about it?”

[Would you like to put it aside for now?] Zheng’s mother was still in a panic, and said: [Hurry up and give me the address of the hospital. I’ve asked your father to withdraw money for you. Give the doctor the phone number. I’ll listen to it. How is it going! ? ] Mr. Bai answered the phone with a smile, and said calmly, "Auntie, don't listen to Ah He's nonsense, I'm fine."

Mama Zheng seemed to be relieved, and asked after a while: [Don't lie to me, the water just boiled, and the skin on that hand will burn off, are you okay? 】Mr. Bai's legs didn't shed their skin, but there were some reactions after the burn, such as unbearable pain. Fortunately, he was very pain-tolerant, and he didn't say anything until now. Hearing Mama Zheng's words, he said with a smile: " Well, Auntie, I'm really fine, I'm sorry I didn't say hello to you before."

Impressed by Mr. Bai's politeness, the phone over there went silent again, and then the person holding the phone became Father Zheng, and he said: [This should be for you, let you come home One trip, and it turned out like this, alas, come here again when you have time, I haven’t thanked you enough for saving me last time, Ah He also troubled you during this time, thank you so much. 】After hanging up the phone, Zheng He was still immersed in the sudden change of attitude of his parents, and asked suspiciously: "I am not dreaming, Mr. Bai, please pinch me, or I will not feel real."

Mr. Bai leaned over and kissed Zheng He, and said, "Does it feel real now?"

"It's even more unreal." Zheng He said honestly.

"Hehe." Mr. Bai smiled slightly, cleaned up all the things he was browsing in his computer, and said, "Let's go to your house again in the afternoon and see what's going on."

"Okay," Zheng He nodded hastily, and said, "Just now I was reprimanded harshly and kicked out of the house, but the next moment I turned into soft fingers. I can't accept this change. Mr. Bai, do you think this is intentional by my family? The trick?"

Mr. Bai shook his head. Although he didn't know the reason for this sudden change, he could roughly guess one or two. It must have something to do with Zheng's father's distress last time. He said to Zheng He: "Ah, what do you want? When will you marry me?"

Zheng He's face suddenly turned red, the color was ripe enough to be squeezed, and he said, "You, are you proposing marriage?"

Mr. Bai looked down at him slightly, and the smile on the corner of his mouth froze the next moment.

——He seems to have accidentally missed a program that was supposed to be very romantic.

"No," Mr. Bai tried hard to make amends, and said, "This is not a marriage proposal, I'm just asking."

Zheng He blushed and lowered his head, "Oh, actually, I don't care much about these programs."

"How can it work?" Mr. Bai didn't know whether Zheng He was angry or really didn't care, and said, "You set a date for me first, and I will definitely propose before then."

"There is no one like you." Zheng He said: "First set a date before proposing."

"Uh... can't you?" Mr. Bai asked.

"Forget it, it's up to you." Zheng He pressed his face to the cold wall, feeling that he was about to be roasted, and said, "You decide for yourself."