Dedicated to the silly little white artist

This is the day Zheng He plans to clean up with Mr. Bai.

Mr. Bai, who had just woken up, came out of the bedroom yawning, saw the two love eggs on the plate, and was just about to hug Zheng He and be intimate, when he saw Zheng He bring out another bowl of delicate wontons and steamed buns. There are some refreshments in the package.

Mr. Bai: "..."

Zheng He said with a smile on his face, "Good morning, let's eat when we get up."

Mr. Bai sat on the chair nervously, mainly because they usually get along like this: EG: Mr. Bai came out of the bedroom leisurely, with water stains or toothpaste still hanging on his face Then Zheng He put the porridge on the table and began to pinch his waist and reprimand: "Can't you just look at your face before you come out? You wake up so late every day and the doctor tells you to exercise regularly, have you forgotten? I I realize that you are becoming more and more lazy now, and the day's plan is in the morning, how can you be so passive and sabotage? Recently, the medicine is not good, I am very worried about you, do you know?"

Mr. Bai said blankly, "Then wake me up early tomorrow."

Zheng He blushed, and became inexplicably shy: "I see that you sleep so soundly, so I don't want to..."

Mr. Bai: My baby is still very good to me, come here and let me give you a kiss, don't run away, come here...

Of course, the above are all eyes Raiders.

Mr. Bai took a sip of the soup, looked at Zheng He who was facing him with his chopsticks ready to eat, and seemed to have nothing to say to himself, so he asked, "Baby, do you have anything to say to me?"

"What do you want to say?" Zheng He blinked.

"It's just..." Mr. Bai thought for a while, and found that he had no way to start. He didn't know what Zheng He was thinking about every day, and the only thing he could guess was what Zheng He was going to say next. He definitely disagreed, so this breakfast was an advance flattery. Thinking of this, Mr. Bai picked up a spoon and prepared to eat.

No matter how impossible it is to carry out what Zheng He wants to say, he has to eat it before saying it, otherwise Zheng He will eat him all when he gets angry, and he may be hungry until some time.

With ulterior motives (?) the two had a peaceful and beautiful breakfast, Zheng He put the bowls and chopsticks into the dishwasher and said, "Mr. Bai, do you know what day it is today?"

Mr. Bai thought for a while and asked, "Christmas?"

Zheng He raised his forehead and said, "Why don't you celebrate the New Year?"

"New Year's Eve..." Mr. Bai showed a trance smile: "Time flies so fast."

Zheng He: =-=.

This conversation is so sour.

Zheng He said: "It's almost Lidong, do you think we should clean up?"

Mr. Bai nodded and said, "You're right. When do you have time today? I'll ask Aunt Zhao to come over."

"Stop!" Zheng He made a pause, and said, "Don't you just want to let the aunts come over? The two of us can tidy up the room. Anyway, I usually tidy up the place very clean. What do you think?" ?”

Mr. Bai stared blankly at Zheng He with an unspeakable Tuzki expression, and said, "Are you sure?"

Zheng He nodded, looked at Mr. Bai with a pair of very serious eyes, and said, "Very sure."

Mr. Bai pointed to the place where the breakfast was placed on the table just now, and asked, "The reason why you cooked so much food for me is for this reason?"

Zheng He stared at Mr. Bai.

Mr. Bai breathed a sigh of relief and said, "That's good. But I don't know how to do housework."

Zheng He clenched his fist and said quickly, "I taught you that before!"

Mr. Bai replied faster than him: "I forgot all about it."

Zheng He: "Mr. Bai, isn't your brain said to be very good? Why can't you even remember this!? What do I need you for!? For decoration? Are you a vase? As a man with all limbs, you The world is so lonely!"

Mr. Bai was already full of Zheng He's ability to talk nonsense with his eyes open, and said, "Yes, yes, I'm so lonely, so when will you let Aunt Li and the others come over?"

"Forget it," Zheng He said, "I'll do it myself. You can do some small things for me later."

Mr. Bai asked, "For example?"

Zheng He said, "Fold the quilt."

inside the room.

Mr. Bai rolled up his sleeves and started to fold the quilt according to Zheng He's method. Zheng He was standing next to him. At first, he was quite happy to think that Mr. Bai was really easy to teach. An accident or something happened to him, he had to live alone and he could survive well without anyone to help him. Then, seeing that Mr. Bai was very serious, he almost used a ruler to fold the quilt, fold it again, and continue. fold.

Then, Mr. Bai started to make cubes.

Yes, cubes.

He began to work on transforming the soft quilt into something else, such as a white square.

Adhering to the idea of ​​"Don't bother him for a while, it's fine. Anyway, Mr. Bai is so serious about everything. It's an advantage not to blacken a big Virgo. By the way, is Mr. Bai a Virgo, should you check it out" and read the whole process. A frenzied performance.

It takes 45 minutes to fold a quilt, which is still a rounded estimate.

Ha ha.

He really wanted to make Mr. Bai smile.

The quilt was finally finished, and Mr. Bai removed his sinful hands contentedly, and said, "It's done."

Zheng He pointed at the white square with his eyes and asked Mr. Bai: "How do you put this thing in the cabinet?"

Mr. Bai looked at it for a while, and then fell silent.

So, what dy who came to deliver the documents that day saw was the open bed in the bedroom of Zheng He and Mr. Bai, with a white square standing in the middle.

dy: What kind of fetish is this! ? ! ?Boss Bai, you have nothing to do, can you not put all the mess on the bed? !It's scary! !

Regarding bedding, this is not the first time that Mr. Bai has played new tricks. Zheng He led the man to the living room with a bitter face. He has almost cleaned up the dust and so on. Zheng He put on rubber gloves for Mr. Bai , told him where he should wipe and where he shouldn’t, and tidied up the carpeted corner specially vacated for Zheng He next to the living room. It is inevitable that there will be some sundries. Aunt Li and Aunt Zhao have not been in good health recently, and Zheng He is not at ease. After spraying it, I heard a [click] sound from the hall.

Zheng He's heart almost went cold.

Rushed over and saw that Mr. Bai was sweeping in some fragments that should have been vases with a broom.

Zheng He asked, "Mr. Bai, what are you doing?"

With a very calm face, Mr. Bai couldn't tell what sinful thing he had just done, and said, "It couldn't be wiped clean no matter how hard I tried, so I dropped it."

Zheng He asked, "Why don't you just throw it away?"

Mr. Bai replied confidently: "In this way, you will definitely say that I wasted, and then pick up this vase. I don't want to see it again."

Zheng He raised his forehead, he felt that his high blood pressure was jumping around like bungee jumping, and he was short of spraying a mouthful of old blood on Mr. Bai's face.

Peace of mind, peace of mind.

Zheng He decided not to care about this snake spirit, he said: "Forget it, Mr. Bai, you can call Auntie and the others to come over. If this continues, are you going to tear everything down?"

Mr. Bai smiled slightly and said, "That's not necessarily true." Then he continued: "But I don't really like most of the furnishings in this room, do you think they should be changed?"

"Mr. Bai, let's stop communicating," Zheng He said, "If this continues, I feel like I'm going to be pissed off."

Mr. Bai's eyes watered, and he said tenderly to Zheng He: "Baby, you should know me best."

Zheng He said very honestly: "Mr. Bai, your heart is too sinister, I still don't want to understand, otherwise I am worried that my outlook on the world, outlook on life, and values ​​will collapse."

Mr. Bai said lightly: "Your world outlook, outlook on life, and values ​​are all mine."

Zheng He QAQ: "Mr. Bai, how did you say such shameless words?"

Mr. Bai said: "Say it with your mouth." Then he placed a kiss on Zheng He's lips.

Zheng He:……

Damn, this man with five-star flirting skills is definitely not my family. He looks cold and cold, but he is completely blind to his relationship. When he met a dead mouse (replaced with Zheng He), the result was very good. The dead mouse was stunned. Mr. Bai of!

Ma Ma's painting style is wrong!Change to my innocent male god!

Mr. Bai tilted his head and asked, "What's wrong with you?"

Zheng He wiped his face and said, "I'm so stupid."

"Baby, you're so cute," Mr. Bai laughed until little pink bubbles surrounded him, and there were a number of little angels with bare buttocks flying around.

"Mr. Bai, are you dissatisfied with your desires again?" Zheng He thought he had seen heaven, but unfortunately the wings of the angel in front of him were black, and he asked after regaining consciousness.

Mr. Bai didn't know what he thought of, and suddenly there was a trace of lust in his eyebrows and eyes. He sat on the chair and crossed his legs, nodded slightly, leaning on his chin with one hand and asked, "So?"

"Go to the toilet and solve it by yourself." Zheng He covered his face, his eyes were full of grief, his family, Mr. Bai, had mastered this stunt without a teacher, and said, "Let me do the housework alone." He closed the door without returning.

Mr. Bai was a little dumbfounded, he made it so obvious that the baby still wanted to leave, then smiled and shook his head, feeling that he was used to it, picked up the backup key in the safe and opened the door.

Zheng He was putting his butt on his book at this time, when he saw Mr. Bai walking in, he was horrified at first, but then he calmed down and asked, "How did you get in?"

"Guess." Mr. Bai smiled softly, and slapped Zheng He's butt.

"I can't guess," Zheng He calmly wondered if this was sexual harassment, Hun Dan, and said, "But that's not important, you should go out."

Mr. Bai folded his arms and asked, "Are you sure I will leave?"

"Not sure." Zheng He slowly held the book in his hand, and said, "But if I don't ask, there will be no chance at all."

Mr. Bai stepped lightly on the stack of books in Zheng He's hand that he planned to use as a murder weapon, tilted his head and asked with a smile, "You never had a chance."

So that day.

Zheng He discussed life with Mr. Bai on the bed.

And then the room cleaning project that suddenly became extremely difficult.