Dedicated to the silly little white artist

230 one

Zheng He once again demonstrated his super adaptability in the past few days. He found a spare fence in the warehouse, nailed wood after dinner every day, and threatened to expand the garden.

It was boring for Mr. Bai to stay at home alone. Zheng He ignored him at all when he was busy. He took the husky for a walk around the mountain road, checking the clock to see that it was almost time, and then came back after a stroll.

"Why did you go so late? I've been thinking about finding you." Zheng He raised his head, took off his gloves and put his hands on the silly dog's forehead. The husky opened his mouth to bite, but was patted lightly by Mr. Bai, and immediately recovered.

"It's a little far away today, are you done?" Bai En asked.

"Not yet, you go to take your medicine first, what do you want to eat at noon?" Zheng He asked in a house-husband manner.

"Whatever, I don't know." Bai En opened the French door and walked in. When he heard the phone call, he turned around and said, "Zheng He, your phone number."

Because of Zheng He's unique temperament, he is honored to be a friend of women in the entertainment industry in H City. Since he was locked up in the villa with Mr. Bai, he made calls every day in batches. Zheng He was afraid of affecting Bai. The husband rests, and the wires are unplugged between [-]:[-] p.m. and [-]:[-] a.m. the next morning.

The people in Sangbei always contacted Mr. Bai directly by wireless phone, so Mr. Bai saw that the landline in the living room rang and told Zheng He directly.

Zheng He glanced at the caller ID, and mouthed 'Tao, Jie' to Mr. Bai. Mr. Bai complained a lot to Zheng He because he overheard the woman over there crying on the phone, and then suddenly The conversation turned to ask: "Would you like to be with me?" The brain-damaged question, and now I feel deep hostility towards all Zheng He's phone calls. He frowned and said: "End the phone call within 5 minutes."

Zheng He breathed a sigh of relief, raised his head and kissed Bai En's face, and said, "Mr. Bai, you are so understanding."

After picking up the phone, Zheng He just said, "Hello?" Tao Jie over there said like a tongue twister, "Ahahaha, congratulations to Zheng He! Is it TOP? Wow, I really didn’t expect you to be so good. I heard that the main writer, but the famous poisonous snake, he can praise you and use so many words. If I didn’t know your character, I would have thought that was it. Where are you looking for, hahahaha..."

Zheng He:"……"

Tao Jie heard that there was no movement on the phone, and asked, "What's the matter with you? Did you get fooled by this pie that fell from the sky?"

Zheng He said: "No, I kept repeating in my mind how to break up your sentence just now."

Tao Jie: "The point is not my sentence punctuation, but that you are on the list, understand?"

Zheng He nodded: "I just understand."

Tao Jie "..."

Tao Jie looked at the sky silently: "I'm about to cry because of your fish lips."

230 two

Zheng He went online to find "20XX Year's Most Attractive Film and TV Newcomer TOP", and asked how he remembered such a long name, hehe, the landline has a recording function.

Tao Jie said on the phone that this list is very famous, and it is recognized as the most authoritative and fair official independent ranking list. Unfortunately, Zheng He has been in the arts for eight years, and he didn't know it at all, so when he clicked on the webpage and saw the seven-digit number When the click rate, the whole person is not good.

Bai En came over with a cushion and kicked him: "Get up, the floor is cold."

Zheng He stood up foolishly with his notebook in his arms, and sat down foolishly after Bai En put the cushion in place. Bai En glanced at the content on the screen and smiled; "What? Are you so happy?"

Zheng He looked at him: "Mr. Bai, am I dreaming?"

Bai En lowered his head and reached out to rub Zheng He's face: "Although I should slap you at this time and ask you if it hurts, but I'm in a good mood now, let's have sex."

Zheng He asked, "Is there any relationship between the two?"

Bai En replied: "It does matter, I've said it all: I'm in a good mood."

Zheng He covered his face, then quickly took his hand away, and said with a righteous face: "I am relieved to see that you are still so organized, Mr. Bai. It seems that this is not a dream. You can watch the webpage with me."

Bai En said: "I want to have sex now."

Zheng He covered his face again: "...Mr. Bai, can you be more reserved? Can we continue to play happily?"

Bai En is happy, his white teeth are shining brightly: "You just need to be reserved, and it doesn't matter if you can't continue playing, I'll just play with you."

Zheng He cast all his heart on Bai En: "Mr. Bai, please let me worship you as my teacher, teach me 'how to choke someone to death with one sentence', okay?"

"Yes," Bai En said, "I'll teach you when you take off your clothes."

230 three

Bai En admitted that he had always been troubled by the fact that he had messed up his memory of what he did to Zheng He during his illness.

So, when Zheng He followed Bai En into the basement with a bitter face, and saw a V8 standing next to the big leopard-print bed, he gasped.

Zheng He trembled: "Mr. Bai, what are you doing?"

Bai En took off his clothes three times, five times, and stretched out his hand to grab Zheng He. Zheng He backed away several steps in fright. Bai En narrowed his eyes. The deep eye sockets and thick long eyelashes made his expression not intimidating at all. , instead, bursts of hormonal electromagnetic waves were emitted: "Come here, I'll give you three numbers, three—"

Zheng He clutched his little dick: "Mr. Baibaibaibaibaibaibai! Even if you discharge me, I will still be rich and not lewd! Mighty and unyielding!"

Bai En said: "Two—"

Zheng He turned to run.

Bai En didn't even count "one" this time, he threw his long arms directly around Zheng He's neck, hooked his feet on the wrought iron headboard of the bed, and the two turned over while hugging, Bai En Heavy pressure was on Zheng He's body, and Zheng He was almost dumbfounded by the tendons all over his body.

"Are you still running away?" Bai En stretched out his hand to scratch Zheng He's itch.

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!" Zheng He's hands were held by Bai En with one hand, and his legs were also held by Bai En. The only two feet left were able to move, kicking and kicking non-stop. He looked up and laughed, The voice was earth-shattering, and even tears burst out: "Mr. Bai, you little goblin!! I will still be a good man after 20 years!!"

Bai En tilted his head and smiled charmingly, took off Zheng He's pants and went straight to the gun.

15 minute later.

"Hey, Mr. Bai, I was wrong, let go..."

330 three

The husky brought back by Zheng He is exactly the same as Zheng He, and they are interpreted with life: nozuonodie.

Mr. Bai couldn't stand a dog breathing the air in the same room as himself because of his sensitive nose and slight cleanliness. Zheng He moved the dog's kennel to a small lawn next to the garden. During Zheng He's time to install the fence, he installed a small fence gate for the silly dog. He thought this was enough, so he didn't put the husky on a dog chain.

Facts have proved that Zheng He is really kind.

When he worked so hard and finally put Mr. Bai on the bed for an IV drip, and came out to clean up the house, he saw the silly dog ​​from the French window in the lobby twisting its buttocks, its tail still waving, playing with its hind legs to dig the dirt, and even more so. The sad thing is that there are still a few fresh and tender flowers in the pile of dug out soil.

Zheng He: QAQ!

Death, ancestor, you are!

Zheng He ran to the garden and picked up the silly dog's back, looked around, his heart was beating wildly at 110 beats per minute.

The silly dog ​​ignored the slightly different varieties and lower prices at the edge of the garden, and directly planed the precious orchid that Zheng He moved out of Bai En's study!your sister!That orchid is enough to buy the eighteen generations of your ancestors plus you!

Zheng He began to estimate the chances of it being able to stay from the performance of the silly dog ​​on weekdays and Mr. Bai's attitude towards it. The answer is: very little.

"Husky..." Zheng He touched Shagou's head.

The silly dog ​​opened his two big round eyes: "Wow?"

"Stop whining." Zheng He opened the fence door and said, "You run away quickly, don't come back."

Usually, Mr. Bai led Shagou for a walk, so Shagou looked at Zheng He blankly, raised his head and shouted at the window on the second floor: "Woo~"

Zheng He raised his head—Mr. Bai sat by the window with his chin propped up, smiling and waving at him.

Zheng He couldn't see his face, but he knew it was definitely scary.

"Mr. Bai, when were you there?" Zheng He asked.

Bai En suppressed a smile, deliberately slowed down his speech, and said, "Since you saw the silly dog ​​dig out my orchid."

"Ahahaha." Zheng He laughed dryly.

Bai En sighed pretendingly: "Baby, that's my favorite orchid. I didn't agree with you when you wanted to put it outside. Now...the black-haired person gives the green-haired person..."

That's not what Mr. Bai said in that sentence, it seems to be quite invulnerable, no!The point is Mr. Bai's heartbroken tone, why should I still smuggle the silly dog ​​away without telling him!

Zheng He complained frantically in his heart, grabbed the tail of the husky who was trying to escape because of the wrong wind direction, and said solemnly: "Mr. Bai, I will take it to you to make amends!"

Bai En shook his head and said softly: "Honey, it's not the orchid or this dog that makes me sad, but you want to hide it from me..."

Zheng He knelt down with tears all over his face: "Mr. Bai, I was wrong! Please forgive me, it was my fault for hiding it from you, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry!"

"Oh," Bai En quickly covered his mouth, suppressed his smile for a moment, and it took him a long time to find that sad state, and said, "I can forgive you, but what about my trust in you? That's it." He stretched out his hand, Gathering and opening, and dubbing: "Is the 'pata' broken?"

Zheng He felt that he was about to 'snap' to pieces, why did he pay the bill when the husky caused trouble, Mr. Bai, when will you be able to connect the correct USB with your logic!

In order to appease Mr. Bai, who suddenly has a glassy heart and is fully in girl mode, Zheng He asked sincerely: "Then Mr. Bai, please tell me a way, as long as I can do it and restore your trust in me, I will do everything." can do it!"

Bai En smiled with a special radiance.

Zheng He suddenly saw a vast sea of ​​clouds appearing between himself and Mr. Bai. Mr. Bai was smiling down there. Qianqianyu finger, with a line of her own written on the inside: Zheng Mengmeng is here for a visit.

Then with a 'click', he was held in the claws of the other party.