Dedicated to the silly little white artist

320 nine

July is the month of high incidence of marriage.

It seems that couples all over the world choose to spend their lives with their lovers in this scorching sun and cloudless weather.

Zheng He just took a casual glance before boarding the plane, and saw several couples who were obviously newlyweds on their honeymoon. When he got on the plane, he began to feel a little uneasy. Seeing a lot of same-sex couples posting honeymoon photos there, many people said they would go there for their honeymoon.

Those honeymoon photos are really good. Zheng He decided to go to the Maldives when he saw the drool, but he didn’t plan to recognize relatives with those people. Homosexuality is not something worth promoting with loudspeakers, and Zheng He pays attention to it. Personal private life, he doesn't want his and Bai En's life to be disturbed by other things.

The two of them didn't sleep well because of the tension before the divorce. Zheng He suggested to let Mr. Bai catch up on sleep. He would read magazines and go to the hotel to sleep after arriving at the place. But when Bai En woke up, the plane was landing, and Zheng He slept soundly. All kinds of meat and eight vegetables, the saliva flowed out.

Bai En smiled lightly and wiped away the saliva from the corners of Zheng He's mouth, shook him, and said, "Baby, wake up."

In his back seat, there were also two young men who looked at each other with weird expressions.

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What Zheng He was afraid of finally happened. He waited in line for nearly 10 minutes before he received the room number plate and was led upstairs by the waiter.

He wiped his face, and his arched mouth was still opening and closing: "Mr. Bai, I thought that this kind of scene can only be encountered in China. There are so many people. When we go to play in the afternoon, we will The dumplings are ready."

Bai En couldn't help but leaned over to hold Zheng He's lips, sucked for a long time before letting go, patted his buttocks and comforted him: "Maybe the seaside is better, so don't think too much when you go to play, it will make you feel bad of."

Zheng He entered the room with a blushing face under the strange gaze of the service lady, what else could he say?The lips are sucked and swollen! The QAQ room is a sea view room. Zheng He sat on the sofa and lay on the glass to watch the scenery outside. Bai En came over and hugged him in his arms: "Tired?"

"A little bit," Zheng He said, "I always thought the water here was transparent like a piece of jelly in the photo, so it looks so blue here..."

Bai En pinched Zheng He's neck: "Why are you eating everything around your mouth?"

"I'm a foodie," Zheng He answered logically, "I'm a foodie and I'm proud."

Bai En's reaction was to rub his little butt hard.His baby is so annoying.The bright-minded Mr. Bai didn't notice at all that his cuteness deviates from the appreciation level of normal people. Well, maybe from the moment Mr. Bai saw Zheng He, there was something called "Three Views". One place.

Mr. Bai's arms were so comfortable, Zheng He fell asleep in Mr. Bai's arms unknowingly, Bai En half hugged him and put him on the bed, took out the miniature metal detector from his pocket and carefully inspected it. After scanning it once, I went into the shower to wash up with confidence.

Since the opening of 'Han Xin Tang', the BEACHER Group, which Bai En had been using to launder money before, dared not move.One is that Bai En is really ruthless, and he would rather abandon the West District that he has been running for many years. I don't know, it was passed on one by one, and many people maintained a skeptical attitude towards his identity, but this incident made everyone understand a very important truth: when Bai En gets angry, then A banknote can kill you if it hits you.

And Bai En himself, who was making a hot topic in the upper class of City H, was lying in the bathtub, thinking that there were no monitors all of a sudden, it's strange that he couldn't adapt.

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After a day of recuperation, Zheng He went straight to the beach with his swimming ring in his arms.

Bai En didn't understand why Zheng He had to wear a swimming ring even if he knew how to swim. There was no room for his surfboard in the car.

Zheng He firmly disagreed with him playing surfing, and even put Bai En's swimming trunks in his bag.

"Why?" Bai En was very puzzled.

"It's too dangerous. When a wave comes over, what if I shoot you inside." Zheng He described it vividly, especially when the wave was shot, his little paws gestured and threatened.

"No." Bai En felt that Zheng He was unnecessary.

"I'm too timid." Zheng He rolled his eyes at Mr. Bai: "Anyway, I won't let you play, and I've covered my abs too, don't let others see it!" He said unreasonably.

Mr. Bai has never bothered with Zheng He because of such trivial matters, so he mobilized to realize the rented car downstairs in the hotel, and said, "Okay, come up quickly."

In the Maldives, very few travelers choose to rent a car. First of all, the traffic here is very developed. As long as you give them money for the battery cars and four-wheeled vehicles parked on the street, they will be willing to take you for a ride. The price varies from 150 to [-] rupees. Wait, secondly, there are many islands here, if you want to play more thoroughly, the boat is a better means of transportation, but unfortunately, Mr. Chai Feibai and Zheng He, who has never traveled far, do not understand this truth at all. When I saw that there was a beach car outside the gate, I asked the price again. It was $[-] a day, which is not expensive, so I rented it.

In this way, Mr. Bai, who didn't understand the market, was slaughtered.

When he arrived at the beach, Mr. Bai watched a big wave rushing towards the beach, several surfers huddled together, turned around silently and went to buy a sun umbrella.

Zheng He looked distressed at the beach that was almost full of people, and ran back in a circle and said, "They said that there might be fewer people on other islands, where are we going?"

Mr. Bai put up his umbrella and asked suspiciously: "Who said that?" He remembered that Zheng He could not speak English.

Zheng He scratched his face in embarrassment. Before Mr. Bai could speak, he saw several men from country C wearing red boxer shorts of the same color looking at him. Chinese characters are written on the swimming trunks, one is 'comrade' and the other is 'long live'.

Mr. Bai was educated by Zheng He about what "comrade" means. He looked at Zheng He and asked, "Is that what I mean?"

Zheng He covered his face and nodded.This time it was definitely his negligence. He never expected that the group of Maldives honeymoon photos would cause a bloodbath in the forum, and even in the end, it would trigger a "comrades, let's all go to the Maldives party" event. It just so happened that he didn't know it at all Zheng He accidentally hit the gun.

Mr. Bai patted the sand on his body and said, "Do you want to play with them?"

Just as Zheng He was about to shake his head, he hesitated when he saw the group of people with twinkling eyes.

"Look at your stupid appearance." Bai En smiled and stroked Zheng He's hair with both hands, and said, "If you want to go, go, let's go."

As soon as Mr. Bai pulled Zheng He over, two people started chattering. They claimed to be sitting in Mr. Bai's back seat when they were flying. honeymoon.

Zheng He felt that this feeling was quite strange. He also filmed some popular scenes like "Spring Tribulation" in country C, but none of the people present pointed him out, and they all treated him like a friend. He thought it was a pretty good feeling.

They gave Zheng He two red boxer shorts with idiot slogans like 'Comrade' and 'Long Live' written on them respectively. Zheng He asked: "What's the difference between these two? It's like uh... 0 or 1 some type of."

"Are you so clear?" asked the person who gave them the trousers.

Zheng He nodded, pointed at Mr. Bai and said, "He is pure 1."

Bai En glanced at Zheng He who was pointing at him. He stripped off his clothes neatly and manly on the spot, and put on the trousers in the swimming trunks inside. The attractive chest muscles, abdominal muscles and even the mermaid line Several people who watched were stunned.

Zheng He hurried up to put his coat on Bai En, and Mr. Bai shook his head: "It's hot."

Zheng He was about to cry. He was sure that Mr. Bai had absolutely no idea how attractive his behavior was among a group of gays. Although Mr. Bai had always had a special liking for him, it seemed that men always treated men except when they were jealous. There is no special attention and care.

My family lives like a straight man, so I don't know when it's good and when it's bad.

Zheng He burst into tears silently in his heart.

"Your man is so cool." Someone said to Zheng He.

Zheng He nodded with a mournful face: "Yes, yes, he won't blush even if he takes off his clothes on the spot, believe it or not?" He still clearly remembered the terrible experience of the man walking the dog with a big bird every day in the mountain of the villa. There are villa gardens where you lie naked and bathe in the grass.

Virtue, are you still alive?

The person who asked didn't expect Mr. Bai to be so open. Before seeing the real scene, he blushed: "No, no, I have a lover." face.

Zheng He:"……"

He's really not teasing, but the truth, dear.

"What did you say to him?" Bai En looked at Zheng He with his arms crossed.

"Talking about you." Zheng He said honestly.

Bai En didn't believe it: "Tell me why he reacted that way? Tell me word by word!"

Zheng He gritted his teeth: "My brain is small, so I can't remember, so do whatever you like."

Bai En said: "If you remember a few words, just tell me a few words. I'll see how small your brain can be. Compare it with the huskies at home, and see which one has the highest IQ and will be a human being."

"You can't do this," Zheng He retorted solemnly: "Although I have the appearance of a primate, it does not prove that my internal structure is the same as yours. It is very likely that I was born thousands of years ago. Do you know which alien's descendants? The alien's brain is absolutely different from yours, you have to treat them equally, otherwise it will be unfair to me."

Bai En was almost amused by Zheng He's series of fallacies, he asked: "Then what do you mean, I want to rent an airship to take you to the Avatar Star?"

Zheng He opened his mouth and said, "...the earth is pretty good. We just got married, so you can't help but be, hehe."