Dedicated to the silly little white artist

330 five

There was really no space for Zheng He and Mr. Bai to live in the Maldives. Zheng He woke up the next day and decided to go home.

"So early?" Bai En asked as he put the dinner plate on the table.

"It's not interesting to be here anyway." Zheng He recalled the experience that his back was completely red after only a few hours at the beach yesterday, and he arched to the dining table with his arms and legs between the pillows: "I want to go home .”

"It's not fun here, you can go somewhere else." Mr. Bai picked up a piece of bread and asked, "What do you want to add to it?"

Zheng He tasted the sausage slices on the plate. It wasn't bad, but it definitely didn't taste very good. It smelled a bit stinky. He said, "Peanut butter."

Putting the coffee and peanut butter next to Zheng He, Bai En reached out and took off Zheng He's shirt to look at the sunburn on his back, and said, "You can't go to the seaside, but there are still many places to play."

"Is there a place where no one is around?" Zheng He's scalp tingled when he thought of yesterday's beach in the Maldives.

"Hmm..." Bai En thought for a while and asked, "Do you like climbing mountains? The air in the mountains is good and there are no people." He suddenly slid his palm against Zheng He's shoulder and slid in front of him, his voice full of bewitching: "We Let's have a wild negotiation."

"Mr. Bai, do you think it depends on my pair of soft plastic legs and your strength to stand up after climbing the mountain? I can give you the final answer." Zheng He expressed strongly It made him disagree with the decision to climb the mountain.

Mr. Bai sighed: "I said before that if you want to go to morning exercise with me, if you don't like strenuous exercise, you can also do yoga, but you don't listen."

Zheng He's eyes widened: "Please, I went there at that time, okay, who made that yoga class only have one male student! That male student is still me! You mean to let me show it in front of a bunch of underage girls my beautiful body?"

"You just like to be lazy." Mr. Bai expressed Zheng He's essence in one word.

Zheng He had a lot of nonsense, and he said: "Anyway, you and I came here for fun and not to suffer. I don't want to be a canned sardine on the beach and have to be fried by the sun. You don't want to cry bitter tears." Do you think so?"

Bai En said: "After talking to me, you are not allowed to add a question mark after it."

Zheng He was dissatisfied: "Why?"

Bai En said: "No reason, just don't use it."

Zheng He fought for his own human rights: "The mouth is on my face, you can say whatever you want."

"Are you sure?" Bai En said.

Zheng He said: "Then...you have to tell me why."

"No reason," Mr. Bai said, "When you and I use interrogative or rhetorical questions, most of them are mocking me, which makes me very uncomfortable."

Zheng He covered his ears: "Mr. Bai, you actually deprived me of my freedom because of such a trivial matter. Where did you go when you were so cold and arrogant? Hey, my Mr. Bai, you are like Flying away like a faraway bird~”

"You talk in the same way." Bai En rubbed Zheng He's face with both hands: "Do you feel uncomfortable all over if you don't bicker with me every day?"

"That's not enough." Zheng He said: "At most, you can't sleep well in the middle of the night. It's just blowing in your ears." The two of them just watched a horror movie a few days ago, and Zheng He forced Mr. Bai to finish it. I found out that men have a problem of fidgeting when they watch horror movies, and they took every opportunity to recommend ghost movies to Mr. Bai. They were lucky that day. They watched TV together just after lunch. Zheng He quickly broadcasted it to the movie channel. , even though Mr. Bai has been looking for opportunities to leave and insists on not letting go.

There is a scene in the movie where the heroine scratches her ear and suddenly grabs a tongue out from behind the ear, and then a steady stream of blood gushes out from where the tongue is connected.This scene probably scared the man. Zheng He saw that Mr. Bai unconsciously reached out to touch his ear that afternoon, and then continued to work with peace of mind after finding that there was nothing serious.

After hearing what Zheng He said, Mr. Bai couldn't help touching his ears, and found that Zheng He was looking at him with great interest, and chuckled: "You're not tired, are you? Since you don't know where to play, Then accompany me to the Bai's house for a stroll."

330 six

Zheng He never expected that such a casual sentence by himself would lead to his death.

At the airport, Zheng He was sitting on a bench, holding on tightly to the board and not letting go.

"Baby, don't make trouble." Bai En persuaded: "You will die sooner or later." The tone was calm, as if talking about the weather.

"I didn't make a fuss." Zheng He gritted his teeth and said, "I won't go to your Bai family's ancestral house, and I won't go to die! My nine lives are not enough for you to toss about."

"There are not many people at the ancestral house, and besides, I just borrowed their villa, and I can't meet them a few times."

Zheng He didn't even believe what Bai En said. He looked at the man with piercing eyes and asked, "How many people are there at the ancestral house? The exact number."

"Twenty or so."

Zheng He secretly vomited blood.He knows it!

Uncle Quan had told Zheng He a long time ago, what happened to the Bai family, which seemed to be possessed by an Ultraman, is full of dense neurosis!What the hell is that kind of high-quality man who is handsome and perfect on the outside, but has all kinds of dark and domineering inside!

Is there anyone who can play like this!

In the past, all good men became gays, but now all good men have become venomous!The Snake Mental Disease Hospital is making a fortune!

Zheng He felt that one Bai ancestor was enough for him, but before he could finish digesting it, another bunch of ancestors appeared!

"I won't go!" Thinking of this, Zheng He strengthened his thoughts: "I want to go home! No honeymoon trip, anyway, I don't even have a marriage certificate."

Bai En narrowed his eyes: "If you are dissatisfied with this, I will make one for you immediately."

Zheng He asked, "Is it stated on the marriage certificate that I am going to be a woman?"

Bai En nodded: "Country C still doesn't recognize same-sex marriage."

Zheng He said: "Then I quit."

Bai En said: "If you don't get a marriage certificate, go back to your home with me."

Zheng He's eyes were full of tears: "How come these two things can be linked together, Mr. Bai, please don't be a dictatorship, okay?"

Bai En touched Zheng He's face, and said softly: "Hey, don't cry, this is not a dictatorship, but a slave society, listen to me, you're right, get on the plane."

Zheng He still had tears in his eyes: "Mr. Bai, are you cruel?"

"I don't want my daughter-in-law to go to the wolf," Bai En said, "You told me that."

Zheng He said: "Mr. Bai, I will never teach you C country words casually again, please let me save you."

Bai En directly issued an ultimatum: "Except for walking with me, everything else is a dead end."

Zheng He:"……"

330 seven

Mr. Bai has long planned to bring Zheng He back to his family. After he left country J more than ten years ago, he has become estranged from his family. This is actually quite normal. Damn, usually when the wings are stiff, you can't see people.

Zheng He was frowning on the plane, and Bai En asked, "Are you so dissatisfied?"

"It's not dissatisfaction. You said that when we got married, the people at Mr. Bai's side had that kind of attitude, but it's only been a few days, and I have the audacity to visit the door. I'm so sorry." What Zheng He didn't say was that he had been He thinks that his status is not high-level. An artist has a low status in this circle, and he is not even a first-rate.

Bai En recalled the behavior of old man Bai that day, and said, "My father is very satisfied with you, and he even praised you."

"Huh? Why don't I remember?" Zheng He asked.

"He said that you' know the basics of being a simple person, and you should be more careful in the future'." Bai En replied.

Zheng He was embarrassed: "This is not a compliment, it's just calling me stupid in disguise."

Bai En shook his head: "You don't know the old man, and you can rarely say a word from his mouth. This is already a rare compliment."

"The members of your family are really hard to understand." After hearing Mr. Bai's words, Zheng He became even more melancholy.

330 eight

A beautiful and rich country A.

There are white-sand coasts and stretches of coconut trees here. Zheng He got off the boat, looked at this ferry that could only be docked by a boat with a weight limit of [-] kilograms, and pointed blankly at the baroque buildings in the distance: " This is... your house?"

Bai En expressed his gratitude like an old servant on a boat, then turned his head and said, "Strictly speaking, I only do it once during Chinese New Year."

Bai Chenmu heard that Bai En was coming back early in the morning, so he waited early.

"Cousin." Bai Chenmu smiled and said, "It's good to hear that you're married." He turned his head to Zheng He again: "I'm Bai Chenmu, the current head of the family. Just call me Chenmu."

Zheng He felt that the boy's pretty face was a little abnormal, and he couldn't tell what was weird. He shook hands with the other party with a smile, and stood beside Bai En silently.

Mr. Bai asked Bai Chenmu: "How many have come back this year? I haven't been in touch with them before."

"It's not just you, I didn't get in touch either. By the way, Runze planned to hold a wedding like you. He asked me if I could borrow a venue. I said it's a dream."

Zheng He took Bai En's hand and squeezed his palm. He felt that this person named Chen Mu was really weird.

Bai En didn't shy away from Bai Chenmu's presence at all, and said, "You don't need to worry about him, let him say what he likes to say, and just say it when you get tired later."

Bai Chenmu nodded: "That's right, I just fell ill. The teacher is not by my side, and I have always been like this."

Bai En's tone was a little reproachful: "You should take good care of it, people can't be closed, you need some more perfect means."

"He is different from any of you," Bai Chenmu said, "He is my collection, and he should stay in a place I can control."