Little Gold Cup and Big BMW

He Lanba found that if he wanted to write a summary of his life so far, then the first motto must be - misfortune comes from the mouth.

The otaku screenwriter was lying in the last row of the lecture theater, and on the desk stood a large [-]-size "Study of Film Screenwriting". This was the class of Yan Lao, the deputy director of the screenwriting department, and it was a compulsory course. The old fritters who haven't graduated from the college for two years, other teachers basically turn a blind eye and close their eyes, and they are free to let them go. Only Professor Yan Fuge, who never forgets to pick their names first every time he attends class .Gengying has a lot of repeaters. In fact, there are very few repeaters like An Jiamian who are doing well in their careers but still graduate in time. However, most of Gengying's repeaters are from the acting department, and the screenwriting department... …It can only be said to be a unique landscape.

He Lanba was lying on the desk to catch up on sleep. He could memorize the "Film Screenwriting" taught by Professor Yan Fuge, so he didn't worry about being picked up to answer the questions. Instead, Deng Xiaopang next to him was motionless. He was like a frightened bird, but this guy was nervous, and he was unwilling to listen carefully and take notes. Whenever Yan Fuge on the podium suddenly fell silent, Deng Xiaopang, who was playing Plants vs. Zombies, began to chatter nervously Squeezing his arm: "Oops! Boss Yan is about to start asking questions! I think he's looking at me... If I can't answer it again, I'm going to leave this weekend with a [-]-word paper!"

He Lanba drew back his arms drowsily, and at this moment the mobile phone in the corner of the desk lit up.

Deng Xiaopang managed to escape the catastrophe, and began to play zombie bowling with his head down in a precarious manner. He glanced at Helan Ba's mobile phone by the way: "Huh? Don't you, old man, never play WeChat?"

He Lanba couldn't tell because he was suffering. He downloaded and installed this thing to cooperate with Kai Molong. He looked at the message from Kai Molong on WeChat: Do you remember what I told you yesterday?I'm going to pick her up now, remember not to wear clothes.

When He Lanba thought about what Kai Molong mentioned to him yesterday, he regretted it, and replied with a sigh: I remember it all.

Reply over there: Then let's practice?

Helanba: How to practice?

Cameron: What class are you taking now?

He Lanba: Film Screenwriting.

Cameron: Are you interested?

Helanba: I have been taking this class for two years, what do you think?

Cameron: Then let me tell you something interesting.

He Lanba asked what it was, but there was no movement on the other end of WeChat for a while, and a photo came after a while. He Lanba almost didn't laugh when he saw it, it turned out to be Kai Molong's selfie.Looking at the background, it seems to be a hat shop. The wall behind it is full of hats. Cameron is wearing a cowboy hat and a khaki fur collar work jacket. The sleeves are rolled up a little, and the cuffs are tied on the forearms.He Lanba evaluated in his heart, the angle of the overhead shot, the intensity of the light, and the dimples on the big show, all of these are well grasped. If you just look at the face, you can score [-]% for being cute this time, but the forearm muscles are too stealthy.No way, mixed blood...

Immediately afterwards, a second photo came, but this time it was not a selfie. The photo was of an empty public phone booth. He Lanba didn't see what the name of this photo was. The phone booth is the kind with two yellow bars back to back. The half-circle kind.He replied to Kaimelong: Did you send it wrong?

Then came the third photo, this time even more outrageous, it turned out to be a U-turn sign on the side of the street.

He Lanba straightened his back, and tapped his fingers rhythmically on the edge of the table, thinking that it was interesting. There was no doubt that it was sent to him by Kai Molong for decryption.He looked carefully at the three photos, and suddenly stopped tapping his fingers amidst the sound of Deng Xiaopang rolling a bowling ball next door. The pair of semicircular phone booths in the second photo looked like a heart, He Lan Ba immediately became embarrassing, this damn is not ILOVEYOU...

And it's iloveyou wearing a hat.There is a modern poet in the United States called eecummings, whose signature is always lowercase, which some people think is an expression of humility.Iloveyou wearing a hat probably has the same effect.Everyone is a lowercase i in front of love.

Cameron: Are you interested?

Helanba didn't know how to reply, "It's interesting, isn't it that you love me or don't I love you?" How could Nima have the face to say such words...

But Kemeron didn't seem to need any answer from him: Don't talk, I saw her, and I will be at your school in half an hour.

He Lanba stared at the phrase "Is it interesting?", and could imagine Kai Molong laughing heartily while driving.

The bell after class was nothing to Yan Fuge. He Lanba received the message "I'm here" from Kai Molong amidst the complaints from everyone in the classroom. He glanced under the window and saw the white BMW X5 approaching Reverse and park in the parking space under the teaching building.The car door opened, and Kaimeron, who was wearing a khaki fur collar jacket, got out of the car. When he pushed the door, he looked up at the top of the teaching building. Of course, he couldn't be seen. His classroom is on the twelfth floor.

The co-pilot's door also opened, and He Lanba adjusted the black-framed mirror, only seeing the girl's fine brown curly hair and a small beige dress coat.Kai Molong was going around the front of the car, raised his finger and pointed to the gate of the teaching building, indicating whether he wanted to go in and wait. The lady in the suit followed Kai Molong slowly, looking really unhappy.

He Lanba leaned back on his seat and exhaled. If he had known that Kai Molong's so-called help was to let him pretend to be his lover, he must have found eight hundred reasons in advance to refuse.It is obviously more appropriate to ask why Kaimeron didn't look for An Qi, but it seems that Mr. Kaimeron's plan is to completely destroy the fantasy of the dress lady about him in terms of sexuality, because it is said that this girl named Ye Nana is obsessed with her. People's kung fu is amazing.

Yan Fuge dragged the class for a full 15 minutes at the speed of reciting a poem. He Lanba stared at the open left door of the lecture theater and counted in his heart. When he counted to 250 six, Kai Molong's figure appeared outside the door .

When Kaimelong walked over, he still kept looking at the classroom number plate while walking, walking slowly, with small thoughts in his eyes.Helan Ba ​​could imagine the golden house numbers outside the classroom reflected in Kaimolong's dark pupils one by one, 1201A, 1201B, 1202, 1203... The rigid Arabic numerals had emotions in that person's eyes, and they became excited and excited. wonderful.

Kai Molong stopped in front of classroom 1203, and He Lanba caught the small movement of the other party's lips pursing when he was looking for him among the faces in the classroom, and his heart softened inexplicably.Kai Molong quickly found him. He Lanba looked at Kai Molong who was standing outside the door, smiling at him through the bustling students in the classroom. If they whispered excitingly and excitedly, then this should be the reason for their sudden extra excitement.

He Lanba also saw Ye Nana who was following Kai Molong. This young lady was in her early twenties, she was beautiful, but always depressed.

Ye Nana glanced at the crowded heads in the classroom, and looked up at Kai Molong: "Who is it?"

Kai Molong graciously raised his finger to show her. When he pointed, many girls in the front row looked back in unison.Ye Nana followed the girls to look at the back row of the classroom, unable to determine who Kai Molong was referring to: "The back row is all men..."

Kai Molong took out the phone, swiped it a few times and handed it to her.

The woman took it reluctantly, and glanced quickly and disgustedly: "Sleeping photos? Don't you have one with his eyes open?"

Kai Molong put his hands on his chest, bowed his head to the people around him and said, "Why are you in such a hurry, I won't see you in a while?"

Muttering, Ye Nana lowered her head and glanced at the unattractive photo on her phone, sleeping with her mouth open: "At least he doesn't deserve you in terms of sleeping appearance."

"He has rhinitis." Kai Molong crossed his arms, and there was a faint nostalgia in his smile, as if having rhinitis could be a bonus.

Ye Nana's face darkened: "You are disgusting as a warm man."

Kaimeron frowned and played with it: "It's the first time someone used this word to describe me." He turned to the people around him, raised the lambswool collar with both hands, pressed it to his cheek, and smiled, "Is it disgusting enough?"

Ye Nana stared at Kaimeron, who was dimpled from laughter, and lost her mind, but Kaimeron turned his head, and the students in the classroom got up one after another. He faced the classroom, and stretched out his left hand to his side without looking sideways: "Give me the phone."

When He Lanba walked out of the classroom, he saw Ye Nana slapping the phone vigorously on Kai Molong's hand, but the venting slap didn't work at all. Kai Molong seemed to have expected the other party to make such a move, so he sank his wrist Put your phone in your pocket.

He Lanba could see that Kai Molong must often be so aggressive towards Miss Ye Nana.These two people are not from the same world at all.

The lunch was hosted by Kai Molong, and on the way to the restaurant, Miss Ye Nana broke the casserole all the way: "You don't look like a couple."

He Lanba walked in front, without looking back at her: "The relationship between men and men is different from the relationship between men and women."

"But you look like brothers to him."

He Lanba continued to answer her: "You also said that it looks like it."

"Then have you ever done it?"

He Lanba felt as if the aunt upstairs had thrown a basin of footwashing water.He couldn't take it anymore, turned around and said very restrainedly: "Can you be a little quieter when you ask these questions?" Comparing his thumb and index finger, "Just a little?"

Ye Nana said confidently, "If you really love him, you won't pay attention to other people's eyes!"

The passers-by who cast curious glances all around nodded in agreement, and He Lanba looked helplessly at Kai Molong who had been watching the show all the way without saying a word: "Aren't you going to say something?"

Kemeron tilted his head and chewed: "She makes sense."

He Lanba expressed with his eyes: But this is not the truth!Please, I don't know when I will graduate, can you two be merciful? !

Kai Molong understood what he meant, and took another look at him, probably seeing that his attitude was very firm, so he turned to Ye Nana: "Ask me what you have."

"Why should I ask you? I've asked you everything I need to ask, and I just want to ask him." Ye Nana pointed at Helan Ba ​​relentlessly.

Kai Molong said in a deep voice: "Then keep your voice down, his classmates don't know about his relationship with me."

Ye Nana suddenly looked at He Lanba with hatred in her eyes. He Lanba was shocked by the look, thinking that the other party was going to make a bigger move, and was ready to take the move, but Miss Ye Nana suddenly became a dull pot , not a single question was asked.

All three of them ate a lunch without knowing what to eat. After getting in the car, Kai Molong suddenly received a call. He Lanba looked at Kai Molong who got off the car and went to the side to answer the phone. He was still very curious about Kai Molong's identity. , do I need to hide all the way to answer the phone?As she was observing carefully, she suddenly heard Ye Nana in the back seat categorically say: "You don't love him."

He Lanba turned around in astonishment: "...why?"

Ye Nana had a piercing expression: "A person like him, you should be so proud to have him, but you still avoid suspicion." As she spoke, her resentful little eyes floated out of the window and stuck to Kai Molong's back, "He is such a proud person, but he is willing to endure this undisclosed relationship for you..." Then he retracted his eyes and stared at the otaku young man in the passenger seat, gritted his teeth, "You are not worthy of him."

He Lanba didn't answer for a while, turned his head, and looked at Kai Molong who came back from under the street tree. He hadn't hung up the phone yet, and was focused on the call while sticking to the phone. When blocked by a bunch of branches, he lowered his head avoid.Ye Nana was right, even that brief bow of her head was proud.

"...You're not quite right. It may not be that you don't love him, maybe it's just that you don't have the courage."

"Then do I still have a chance to compete with you?" Ye Nana peeked at him.

He Lanba let out a long sigh, crossed his hands behind his head and leaned on the back of the chair, and glanced backward: "I don't care about this, it depends on whether the medical profession can overcome the problem of female-to-male surgery in the next ten years, but To transplant that thing, I think it is quite difficult..."

Ye Nana was forced to blush by these hooligan lines.

He Lanba felt that he had narrowly won this battle of wits and courage, and the two sent Ye Nana home. There was an upward stone road in front of the girl's house, and it was difficult for the car to turn around after getting on it. Parking the car under the flagstone road, the two watched Ye Nana leave along the flagstone path.

He Lanba heaved a sigh of relief, patted Kai Molong on the shoulder, and was about to exchange a "mission completed" expression, but Ye Nana suddenly stopped walking, turned around and said nonchalantly : "To be honest, I still doubt you." Then the words were not surprising, "Can you kiss in my face?"