Little Gold Cup and Big BMW

He Lanba walked to the last row of the lecture theater in three steps and two steps, took out a roll of script from the messenger bag and threw it on Deng Xiaopang's desk, and said coolly and aggressively: "The book you want."

Deng Xiaopang excitedly picked up the script, opened it, and saw that the inside was densely marked with yellow highlighter: "Wow, so many changes? You are indeed Master Helan, awesome!"

Because he was banned by Xu Mu, He Lanba had nothing to do during this time. It just so happened that Deng Xiaopang accepted an idol drama similar to "Boys Over Flowers". There are many pretentious plots involved. Deng Xiaopang is an out-and-out dick, and his concept of pretentiousness only stays in the three-character scriptures such as "Armani", "Maybach", and "Bombardier", so he pestered him to help revise the script.In fact, Helan Ba ​​himself is also a dick and an otaku, and his understanding of pretentiousness is just a sentence, "I live in Beverly Hills, eat Michelin-starred, and drive a Bugatti Veyron", so lost .But he suddenly thought that there is a krypton gold version of tall, rich and handsome at home.So he fearlessly took on the job of "pretending to be a consultant" with the intention of killing time and taking the words out of Kai Molong's mouth.

Deng Xiaopang flicked through the script and couldn't help but admire: "Trokenbeerenauslese, my God, what the hell is this?!"

The word Deng Xiaopang was pronounced letter by letter. Helan Bahu pretended to be majestic: "It's the classification of ice wine. This is the highest grade. You just need to remember this."

Deng Xiaopang held the script and looked up at Helan Ba ​​like a star-eyed girl: "But how do actors read this, master?"

In fact, if you want to study, you should study TBA, but Kai Molong was leaning on the pillow of the hospital bed and glanced at him impatiently: "Aren't you trying to pretend? You can't read it, so why pretend?" He Lanba deeply thought .Kai Molong also pointed to the script, emphasizing, "Remember to mark it, read it in German." He Lanba pouted, thinking, can you stop being so dark-hearted?Do you have a grudge against the lead actor?

"PourritureNoble, what the hell is this?!!"

Deng Xiaopang was still reading the alphabet, and He Lanba thought that he had been reading scripts to him every day at Kaimolong's bedside this week to relieve his boredom.Kaimolong was asked by the doctor to stay in the surgery for a week. He Lanba thought that he could see Kaimolong wearing a hospital gown, pushing an infusion pole and walking in the corridor of the inpatient department while waiting for him. Looking back at the jade tree facing the wind like an archangel with broken wings, the hospital gown must be the largest size, so that even a mixed-race Kai Molong will look weak in it, and when he raises his hand, the cuffs are like the sleeves of a kimono. Sliding halfway down, just imagining the picture has a wonderful pleasure.

It's a pity... He Lanba glanced at Kai Molong, who was leaning on the hospital bed, wearing a white shirt, black trousers, pointed leather shoes, and a laptop on his lapped long legs, and could only lower his head regretfully and continue reading the script: "Song Zhen [glances contemptuously at Shanhui]: 'The clothes on you really suit you'."

Cameron was browsing emails on his notebook, when he heard the fingers dragging the scroll wheel stop here, he raised his head to interrupt him: "I remember it said that they were riding a Bugatti Veyron."

"That's right." Helan Ba ​​turned to the front to make sure it was correct.It's one thing for Labra to get sponsorship, and the place where the Bugatti Veyron should be written must not be ambiguous.

"... There seem to be three people talking in the car?" Kai Molong had a strange expression of "Is this a supernatural drama?".

"The male protagonist and the female lead, the female lead and the female lead, are three people... what the fuck," the otaku screenwriter realized what was supernatural, and made a distorted expression on the book in his hand, and the lens flashed brightly at Kai Molong , "... Does the Bugatti Veyron have four seats?"

Kai Molong stared at him for a long time with his mouth slightly open, and finally said helplessly: "No."

He Lanba always felt that Kai Molong forcibly swallowed the word "Of course" before the "No", and then forcibly swallowed the five words "Are you kidding me" after that.

Kai Molong closed the laptop and put it aside, put his hands behind his shoulders and rubbed the uncomfortable wound, and asked casually: "Do you have to act like this? Isn't this a romantic drama?"

"It's just a pretense at the stage of the script, in order to make the plot more attractive." He Lanba adjusted his glasses and shrugged, "Based on my experience, when the filming starts, Bugatti will be replaced with an Audi r8 if I'm lucky. I almost had to get a MG to make ends meet." Of course, it doesn't rule out that the script got lucky and suddenly got rich sponsors, "Is there anything unscientific?"

Kai Molong, who was covering his shoulders, turned his head to look at him, with a muffled complaint in his eyes: "There are a lot."

Then He Lanba was unprepared to encounter Kai Molong's serial complaints: "First of all, if the hero is really the heir of a group with a net worth of hundreds of millions, he won't drive around in a Maybach by himself. It is equally unscientific to drive a Rolls-Royce by yourself; secondly, it is impossible to eat at any Michelin three-star restaurant. It is prepared strictly according to the number of guests booked; in addition, it is unreasonable that the Porsche of the second man hit the Land Rover's ass head-on and damaged the engine. Porsche's engines are all rear-mounted. The same can be opened; and the chimneys of luxury cruise ships do not emit smoke, they did during the Titanic period, and now they are just commemorative decorations..."

"Okay, okay, slow down, I have to take notes..." He Lanba couldn't straighten his back after being vomited by this huge hole.

Kai Molong closed his mouth considerately, watching the back of He Lanba who turned to get a pen in his bag, a pair of shoulder blades under the shirt of the otaku screenwriter were looming, and the beautiful mixed-race man rubbed his shoulder blades with a satisfied expression while slowly Slowly lean back on the bed comfortably.

He Lanba took the pen and turned around, Kaimolong, who was sitting just now, lay down in a blink of an eye, Huannima was lying on his side, with his head resting on his arms, his posture was very innocent, but his eyes were not so innocent.

"Let's talk." He Lanba walked over with a straight face and sat down.

Cameron repeated it unhurriedly.After Helanba finished recording, he felt a little emotional: "The plots in those TV dramas seem funny to you."

"I was born with a golden key in my mouth, and the biggest obstacle in love is the paper tiger-like female number two and male number two. This kind of story is a bit funny." Kai Molong looked at the ceiling, and the corners of his lips twitched, "But I'm still pretty. I like it, it makes me feel that life can be so simple." He raised his chin slightly towards the person beside the bed, "Go ahead and read."

He Lanba began to lower his head to recite his lines again, but he didn't notice that Kai Molong was looking at him like this the whole time, his eyes went from tenderness at the beginning, to the end when he didn't get a glance from the other party for a long time and looked a little lonely.

Deng Xiaopang's script has nothing new in terms of the plot except for being pretentious. The hero and heroine have gone through a series of ambiguous incidents, and after being fueled by the second female lead, they immediately entered the stage of you and me.He Lanba endured the numbness while reading.

"Stop, read that sentence again." Kaimelong suddenly said.

He Lanba turned to the previous page and read: "'If you can't accept it, don't appear in front of me again. Are you testing my patience or concentration?'"

"Not this one, but the next one."

He Lanba turned to the next page: "'Is it strange to see someone you like in front of you and want to kiss and hug him?'"

Dimples appeared at the corners of Kaimeron's mouth: "I like this line quite a bit, but it's not good enough. It should be changed to 'When you see someone you like in front of you, you will want him like crazy.'"

He Lanba couldn't stand it and put down the script: "I want you to change the script to be more aggressive, not to make it more erotic."

Cameron turned his head to look at him and smiled, but said nothing.

He Lanba saw that the elder Kaimolong didn't make any other comments after the scene, and he was afraid that he would open the gate again later, so he asked, "Is there anything unscientific?"

Kaimoren pursed his lips and looked at the ceiling. Helanba saw him licking and licking thoughtfully, as if he was licking an Oreo, and he got impatient. Kaimerlong finally spoke : "There is one more place."

There is only one place?He Lanba flipped through the script and asked, "Where?"

"The male lead said he would give a star to the female lead, and then bought the right to name an asteroid at a high price." Kai Molong lowered his eyes lightly, "It's very romantic, but unfortunately it can't be practiced."

He Lanba was taken aback: "You know all this?"

"Because unfortunately I did such a stupid thing." Kaimeron glanced at him sideways, "Thinking that money can do anything."

"Can't it be done? Didn't I hear that many foreign companies offer asteroid naming rights?"

"It's false," Kaimelong shrugged, "Only the discoverer of the asteroid has the right to name the asteroid, but the name must be submitted to the IAU for review. It is impossible to pass the test with a messy name, even if you want to use someone's Named, this person must also have made a contribution or have enough influence. This thing is not something you can buy if you want to.” He raised his eyebrows and glanced at the script in Helan Ba’s hand, “The actor wants to To send a star to the heroine, unless two conditions are met, one, he discovered the asteroid, and two, the identity of the heroine must be convincing.”

He Lanba could only regret that it was rare for Deng Xiaopang to come up with such a suspenseful plot.But it doesn't matter if you don't change this paragraph, how many people will really investigate the naming process of asteroids?Thinking of this, he looked at Kaimeron half-believingly: "Have you ever done such a thing?"

"I won't do such a thing now." Kaimeron leaned back on the pillow comfortably with his eyes closed, "I will send a star if necessary."

He Lanba couldn't help laughing out loud, just thinking that Kai Molong was joking.

Kaimelong turned his head when he heard the sound: "It's really rare, and it's your turn to laugh at me."

You can't handle asteroids, but you can still handle stars?Astronomers and astronomical research institutions all over the world are your fans, aren't they?He Lanba closed the script, and the old god said genuinely: "This is vanity, even if you are capable enough to change the name of the sun to Kaimolong, what's the use, it's just for fun, it's meaningless at all."

"Why do you see it?" Kaimeron sat up, put down a pair of long legs from the bed with a rustle, stepped on the floor, and crossed leisurely, "In this way, when you stand on the balcony to watch the sunrise in the future, you will think, ah, Kaimeron has come out, ah, Kaimeron has gone down the mountain..."

He Lanba almost choked on his saliva, I'm going to be teased to death by you, okay? "Yes, yes, I still want to fuck, Kaimeron was eaten by a tengu, Kaimeron, you have a sunspot on your face again, Kaimeron, you are going to kiss Jin Xing..."

Kai Molong stared at the back of the otaku screenwriter who got up to pack the postman bag while laughing and teasing him, his voice sank: "...It's a pity that my name is not the sun."

He Lanba's back paused, then turned to look at him.

Kaimolong sat on the edge of the bed with his back arched, his arms propped by his side, and he looked up at him. Helan Ba ​​didn't know how to describe it. He felt that Kaimorelong deliberately created such a feeling of being harmless to humans and animals in the sunny afternoon. Like telling you that I am a lion, but I can also play GIVEMEFIVE with you, but the scorching gaze still betrayed him.He Lanba swallowed subconsciously, because his eyes were fixed on his mouth.

"Although my name is not the sun, and your name is not Venus," said the lion squatting on the grass, "we can still kiss."