Today your male god may not have the ability [Comprehensive]

After dinner at night, Hisoka carried the little white dog with drooping ears up the stairs.While walking, he still reprimanded it in a teaching tone.

"Look at you, you are so fat and lazy, you eat my food all day and you want to run away, you are a big white-eyed wolf, why did I fall in love with you in the first place?"

Then you let me go, Inuyasha slandered in his heart, he was being held by the back of the neck, unable to use any strength in his body, he could only give up struggling.Think of his majestic big dog demon...

With a slap, Inuyasha suddenly felt a pain in his buttocks, and when he realized that he was being beaten, he felt insulted and screamed.

Seeing its stupid appearance, Hisoka didn't respond for a long time, so he immediately took it.Not to mention that the fluffy buttocks feel quite good, he squeezed them a little bit before he was willing to let go.

"When Dad talks, listen carefully, huh~"

Suddenly discovering that the New World is normal, Hisoka felt that the title 'Dad' was good, and he excitedly teased the little white dog: "Come on, call me Dad, I will listen."

roll!Inuyasha wished he could tear that hateful face apart with one paw.

"Hey, are you too stupid to talk?" Hisoka frowned melancholy, "Forget it, let's go for a run with Dad. It's time to lose weight, maybe it will make the fat in your brain a little less."

As he said that, he entered the bedroom, put on a set of Adi Wang sportswear and shoes, and led the little white dog out.

"Come back early, before it's too late."

"Hmm, I see."

After Saying Goodbye to Ms. Yamashita, Hisoka put the rope around his wrist and started running in a direction guided by fate.At first it was just a normal speed, but slowly he ran faster and faster, the wind whistled in his ears, and the house flew past quickly.

Hisoka's long legs took a step, and the swelling of the leg muscles brought him more and more high as he ran.Only at this time can he find some of the old feelings, and enjoy the freedom and joy of letting himself go in the wind.

Only in this way, Inuyasha who followed behind him suffered.For a full 10 minutes, it opened its mouth wide and exposed its tongue tiredly, breathing like a cow and panting heavily.But Hisoka was still running forward, with no intention of stopping.

Turning a corner again, Inuyasha almost knelt down when his hind hooves gave way, but was caught by the collar around his neck and flew straight up from the ground with his four corners.

"Look, mom, that big brother is so cool walking his dog." A little girl by the roadside took a little teddy and followed her mother for a walk on the street. Looking at the corner of her mother's clothes, she said innocently: "Can I make the dog fly too?"

"This..." It was the first time in her mother's life in her forties that she saw someone walking a dog like a kite, and the corners of her mouth twitched.She was silent for a while and touched her daughter's little head hesitantly: "When you grow up..."

I don't know how to say the second half of the sentence, but the little Lolita clearly understands the meaning behind the words.I saw her happily holding her mother's hand and saying, "Then I will grow up quickly!"

The mother touched her daughter's head again in relief, and subconsciously glanced at Teddy behind them, which was meaningful.

Little Teddy suddenly felt a chill hit him, and couldn't help shivering all over.Why is the master's eyes so strange, bark.And that white dog just now is so stupid... woof woof.

That white dog, that is, a certain big demon, this demon, is experiencing the greatest crisis in his life at this time.I saw that after being taken off the ground, the entire neck and head were pulled forward.It had to pant heavily, its long tongue was thrown out of its mouth and messed up in the wind.Because there was no way to control the facial muscles, the saliva flowed from the corner of the mouth continuously, and because the speed was too fast, a long silver thread was drawn behind him.

Not to mention, there is still a bit of beauty in the dark night.

Just don't stop, it's really going to die.Inuyasha rolled his eyes in the air, he didn't find Kagome, he didn't defeat Sesshomaru, he didn't kill Naraku, so he was going to die in the hands of this pervert.Thinking of this, it suddenly felt sad. It has not found Kagome, defeated Sesshomaru, and killed Naraku...

The blood was gradually being thrown away from the brain, and the brain with insufficient blood supply seemed to be a little confused, and it felt like its soul was going out of its body.

Little did he know that there was a black spider struggling to climb up from the manhole cover of the sewer one corner away from him.

Finally came up again, last time the bastard without eyebrows hurt him... Naraku, who had just complained halfway, suddenly saw a huge shadow flying towards him at high speed not far away.

Hisoka stepped on the manhole cover, feeling as if something had been kicked down by him.But he didn't care, no one can stop his indomitable pace.

……

Because of the rain a few days ago, the night sky tonight is particularly clear, with dots of stars hanging high around the crescent moon, and the sky is so clean that there is not a cloud in sight.

Kuroro opened the window and took a deep breath, looking at the charming moonlight.On the floor behind him lay a lot of broken glass, tea cups, TV remote controls, magazines and books scattered all over the floor.Oh, there are knights on the ground...

"The weather is fine today, I'm going out for a run."

After Kuroro finished speaking, he took the other party's key and went out without waiting for the response from the man on the ground.

Seeing the leader's figure disappear at the door, the people on the ground let out a long sigh of relief.The knight touched his red and swollen eyes with an aggrieved face. It seems that the head of the team has not drunk the milk for a month... A serious miscalculation caused him to pretend to be dead to avoid disaster.

It was agreed that the brigade should not fight among themselves...

But Kurolo outside the door couldn't hear him. In fact, it doesn't matter to him to train to become a star or something. He has never particularly liked or hated things, as long as he can achieve his goal.But just seeing the shabby smiling face of the knight and pretending to be stupid, he couldn't help itching.

He subconsciously raised his arm, turned around, and stretched twice.It seems that the body is still a little bit reluctant, but it is much better than when he first came here.

It seems that the exercise is not in vain. You can increase the amount of training. Let's warm up for three kilometers today.

Kuroro started running around the neighborhood while thinking about things.Running for about two kilometers, he suddenly found a red-haired person on the side of the road that caught his attention.

It couldn't be Hisoka, could it? Kuroro's dark pupils were even deeper at night.He stopped slowly, watching the figure that was half covered by the streetlight approaching quietly.

"Hey, would this young man want some takoyaki?"

It turned out that behind the street lamp was a small cart selling octopus balls.He's really like a bird of prey, he's getting a little sensitive by that guy Hisoka.Kuroro laughed at himself, and asked the red-haired uncle. "How much is it?"

"One serving is 600 yen." The red-haired uncle was wearing a flowered shirt open, and an apron with a doraemon in front of him was constantly making steaming takoyaki, and he could vaguely see the solid bronze muscles exposed on his chest.

"A serving of eight?"

"Yeah, let's have one. After running and exercising, have a hot takoyaki, I guarantee you won't want to let go after being slapped." Shanks looked at the black-haired boy in front of him with a smile, and recommended it eloquently.

"Well, it looks really good."

The round holes on the iron plate are covered with pure white and thick flour, sprinkled with a lot of vegetables, fresh octopuses are placed one by one, and then a layer of flour paste is spread, and the feeling of being full is about to overflow Come.

"Of course, this is an octopus that I specially caught out of the sea. It is guaranteed to be fresh and alive. If it is paired with a little wine, it will taste..." Shanks recalled the drunken days with the crew before, Can't help feeling a little nostalgic. "Oh, what a pity...you can't drink yet."

"Yes." Kuroro nodded and touched his trouser pocket with a pity on his face, "It's a pity that I didn't bring any money when I went out."

Shanks: ...