Today your male god may not have the ability [Comprehensive]

"Hahahahahahahahaha... hiccup..."

With a bright moon in the sky and a cool breeze blowing, there was a rough pig cry coming from Fei Tan's bedroom.

"Finks, you're enough." Someone sneered and kicked the opponent's ass.

"Ha...haha, let me laugh for a while..." Finks lay on the ground with his stomach in his arms, tears filled his eyes. "Oh, I can't do it, my abdominal muscles hurt."

"Why are you laughing, you can deal with that person when he comes later." Fei Tan folded his arms and looked at him.

"Ah?! Why am I going to solve it...?" Finks laughed enough, sat down on the floor beside the bed and looked at him. "It's you who need tutoring, not me!"

As soon as the words fell, grandma's voice came from outside the door.

"Little Finx, stay with our flying carpet in a while. That teacher comes here once in a while, so don't be polite to grandma."

Finks: ...No, you're welcome.

Fei Tan was immediately happy, and quickly shouted out the door. "Got it, grandma." One must know that he usually doesn't like to be called grandma.

"You inhuman guy..."

"Thank you for the compliment."

Just when the atmosphere in the room was a little dull, the doorbell rang.

Little Franklin was standing outside the door with his schoolbag on his back. He was more than 1.9 meters tall and almost two meters tall.He looked at the door frame close in front of him, thinking about whether he would have to bend over all the time to enter the door.

Before he was made to wait long, the door opened.It's an old woman on her back, probably just reached the position of his chest, I guess he's still a little optimistic.Thinking in his heart, he walked into the door, and looked down... It doesn't matter if you don't look at it, you are startled when you look at it, isn't this so and so.

The three of them exchanged glances instantly, confirming their identities.

"The young man is really tall." Grandma Feitan stood in front of Franklin, and she could barely see Franklin's neck.The already small room became more crowded the moment he entered. "I'm sorry, come in and sit down."

Grandma looked a little embarrassed at the young man who had been hanging around since he entered the door, and hurriedly led him into the house.Then the grandson and his classmates were also called in. "By the way, what's your name, young man?"

"Grandma, my name is Franklin."

"Ah, Fran what?" Grandma was taken aback, she was a bit deaf and couldn't understand what kind of foreign name it was.

"Franklin. It's okay, you can call him whatever you want." Franklin knew that his name was a bit of a mouthful for the old man, so he simply didn't care.

Grandma: "Oh ok, then I'll call you Little Fran."

Franklin who lifted a rock and shot himself in the foot: "...All right."

Grandma said again: "Little Fulan, this is my little grandson and his classmates, I will trouble you today."

"Don't worry, grandma." Franklin nodded, he had a lot to say to the two of them.

"Okay, then grandma will cut the fruit for you first."

So Feitan, Finks, and Franklin sat in the room in silence for a moment, and it was Finks who spoke first.

"I said I didn't expect it, man, you are doing well now."

"Haha, it's better than the two of you, at least I don't have to study." Franklin nodded, he always felt a bit overwhelmed sitting at the small desk.Then he asked the most concerned topic, "By the way, are you all there?"

"Well, you are the latest." Feitan sat on his bed and kicked Finx next to him, "Go over."

"You're just a little bit, and you still need such a big place." Finks moved out reluctantly, and he was about to fall if he went any further.He's also very tall, okay?

"Tch, it's amazing to be tall." Fei Tan sneered.

"Short people have big tempers." Finks pouted with blue veins on his forehead, curled his lips and said, "Like Li Wei, you two are a natural match. Bad tempered, rude and short."

"roll."

So Finks actually rolled out of bed.

"Hahaha." Franklin hadn't seen such a scene for a long time, and couldn't help laughing.After laughing for a long time, he remembered the business, "By the way, give me the numbers of the members."

"It's all in the game, you have to go online yourself." Finks roughly explained it to him, but he didn't expect Franklin to play it too.

"What a coincidence, I'll add you guys when I get back." Franklin said.

"Why go back, you're staying here today. Right, Feitan?"

"You still remember that this is my home." Fei Tan pointed to the computer, "Franklin, let me play games on the computer."

"No rush, are you going now?"

"Yes, let's add a friend first, and then go to the battlefield."

"That's right, I'd have forgotten if you didn't tell me." Finx slapped his thigh suddenly, "I made an appointment with the knights."

"Wait a minute." Franklin used his body to block in front of the computer.

"what?"

Finks and Feitan were taken aback for a moment, then they heard him say: "Make up the lessons first, and open the Chinese book quickly."

Two people: ...

From today, they can proudly say: My Chinese is taught by the physical education teacher.

……

"Little Fran, stay and sleep at night."

"Okay, grandma."

After making up lessons, Franklin was stayed by the enthusiastic grandma Feitan.He looked at the 1.8-meter small bed in the room and turned to Finks, "Your room..."

"No, my room is smaller than Feitan's." Finks immediately interrupted him, "My bed is also 1.8 meters, don't think about it. Sleeping with me is better than sleeping with Feitan with more space."

"Can you sleep in such a small bed?" Franklin looked at his height, and it was more than 1.8 meters.

"How do you sleep? Let's sleep at an angle..." Finx rubbed his head casually and said, "The length of the diagonal is just right. Let's not talk, I'm going to play games."

Alright... Franklin watched the two of them go online to fight and completely ignored him, and resentfully prepared to go to the bathroom to take a shower.

It was such a magical night. Franklin stepped out of the bathtub and found his face blocked by the metal pipe hanging from the shower curtain.He had no choice but to get out of the bathtub carefully with his waist down, and then he found that he was already standing at the door of the bathroom.

It was a little small, and the huge body couldn't be used. He looked at the half-length mirror in front of the sink and found that he could only see his chest and abdominal muscles.It's a veritable half-length mirror...

He has been here for almost half a month, and he really didn't expect to see his former companion again.Pleasant and exciting, he really wanted to squat on the toilet to suppress his shock.So he turned half a body on the spot, and sat on the toilet next to the sink.

But, why does the size of this toilet seat seem to be a bit small?This is embarrassing...

……

A few days have passed, today is a weekend morning, different from usual, this is an exciting morning.

"finally reached."

"Yes."

"Let's go, everyone."

"it is good!"

In the basketball gymnasium in Kanagawa Prefecture, the same scene is being played out in the locker rooms on both sides.With a sound of encouragement, players from both sides came on the field.

There are two games today, the first is Lingnan led by Akira Sendo against Miuradai of Murasame.The second game is the remaining Xiangbei and Xiangyang.

The first game actually had no suspense at all, and the latter game was the highlight of today.However, the first scene still has to be watched first.I don't know if it was specially arranged by the organizer. After all, it's the turn of the main course after the appetizer.

Hisoka stood in the center of the venue with his team members, looked up at the audience stands around, and there were no empty seats.All kinds of banners were hung outside the stands, and there were professional cheerleaders. It was very lively, and the atmosphere was no worse than the atmosphere of the Sky Arena.

A professional referee's seat, reporters sitting on the sidelines of the court and camera broadcast.It is even equipped with a professional commentator and a large live screen.

Thinking about it, I was a little excited. The prehistoric power in my body seemed to be ignited by the enthusiasm of the audience. Hisoka shook his shoulders and suppressed the laughter that seemed to overflow from his throat. The referee on the opposite side who laughed straight had goose bumps all over his body.

Shivering, the referee thought for a while and couldn't judge the opponent to violate the rules because of this. After all, there is no rule that players cannot laugh on the court.After thinking for a while, he could only touch his whistle and step back silently.

So, without the referee blocking this time, the Miuradai players who were facing Hisoka were out of luck.They didn't have much confidence in the first place, but they instantly felt the opponent's malice and trembled.

"These useless idiots." Sitting on the coach's bench, Orochimaru sneered unhappily.In an instant, a cold atmosphere filled the rest area of ​​Miuradai, and the substitute players sitting beside him all clamped their thighs tightly and dared not make any small movements.

Their new coach is simply horrible, and Miuradai's old coach, Harada, has been brought to justice since the vicious incident of attacking other school players.The new substitute is this teacher Orochimaru.

"Hehe, another boring game." Kuroro stood at the end of the basketball hoop with arms folded, complaining to Finks beside him. "It seems that there is nothing to see today."

"Ah, it's really boring." Finks also felt the same, "What is this called Miuradai? It's really too weak." His fighting spirit was lost by Hisoka's perverted smile.They also want to take the opportunity to observe the enemy's situation...

"However, I didn't expect much at first. I'm afraid most people think the same way today."

"But leader, the next tough battle between us and Xiangyang is to expose our strength in advance." Finx felt a little uncomfortable thinking about it, "This is so unfair..."

"That can't be helped. But..." Kuroro said with a calm smile, "As long as the strength is strong enough, it doesn't matter if it is exposed."

"Hey, what you said, leader, made me excited." Finx looked at someone running in the field, and subconsciously clenched his fists.

"Taiwan Miura calls a timeout, 15-0, and Lingnan temporarily takes the lead."

The referee's voice suddenly came to mind, and everyone was shocked. It took only 5 minutes, and the score was 15-0.

"It's too weak." Hisoka sat on the bench with an impatient face, which obviously aroused his interest, but the opponent was so weak that he was almost vulnerable.

"Hehe, isn't it okay to be weak?" Xiandao took the towel handed over by the teammate next to him, but he didn't even break a sweat during the 5 easy minutes just now.

"Hmm, it's not good at all." Hisoka narrowed his long and narrow eyes slightly, looking at Kuroro's position in the distance, wondering what he was thinking.

"The next game should be exciting." Xiandao looked in his direction, and naturally saw the Xiangbei players standing under the basketball hoop, and then turned to look at the row of green uniforms under the basketball hoop on the other side Xiangyang opened his mouth happily. "I'm also waiting to see, let's make a quick decision."

"Got it."

But having said that, Miuradai played a 6-0 spurt after the timeout.

"What's going on?" Xiandao patted his point guard Cross Country's shoulder in concern.

"They make too many small moves." Cross-country gritted his teeth, feeling the pain on the back of his hand from being beaten by Miuradai's people. "The referee didn't find out."

"It seems to be intentional." Hisoka held the ball and handed it to Xiandao, "Come on, be careful."

"Okay, I'll trade with you for cross-country." Said, Xiandao slowly dribbled the ball towards the opponent's half.

"Don't even think about it." Miuradai saw that it was the opponent's ace Xiandao who took the ball, and immediately two defenders came up to attack.

"Oh?" Xiandao dribbled the ball relaxed and freehand, and still had time to raise his eyebrows and smile.He said, "Are you planning to use force to prevent me from passing?"

The two saw that the other had seen through the little Jiujiu in their hearts, so they didn't talk nonsense, and directly blocked the referee's sight, and were always ready to trip.The other started to slap Xiandao's dribble hand with brute force.

Unexpectedly, Xiandao, who pretended to break through in the flash, retracted his dribble hand, and directly gave the racket to Hisoka behind him.

Hisoka, who got the ball, didn't stop, and came under the blue with one step of his long legs.

The opponent's center, Naito, used to be a good rugby player and was just tapped to the basketball team this year.His physical fitness is super high, and his height of 196 cm has a full weight of 150 kg, which is simply unscientific.No water, it's all muscle weight.

It is conceivable that this is an unshakable center for ordinary people.Hisoka, however, is no ordinary person.I saw him jumping high without any scruples, pretending not to see the bald center in front of him, and the two wrestled with a basketball in the air.

Is it a slam dunk or a shot blocker's victory?The hearts of the audience suddenly rose to their throats. No matter which side wins, the other side will be crushed to the ground by the huge force.

In this second of full-strength explosion, Hisoka finally pushed the basketball hard into the basket with his waist straightened in the air.

The bald head was really strong, and Hisoka grabbed the basket and jumped off easily.His arms were slightly numb, and the basketball hoop was still shaking because of his dunks, as if he was about to fall apart.

"Ahhhhh, Hisoka! Hisoka! Hisoka! Hisoka!"

The atmosphere of the gymnasium was directly driven by such a dunk. After a few seconds of being shocked to silence, the sound of shouting suddenly resounded throughout the venue, as if it was about to blow off the roof of the stadium.

At this time, Hisoka stood under the basketball hoop and faced Kuroro behind him. The blood in his body was ignited by the cheers bearing his name. smile.It seems to be saying:

I'll wait for you here, never die.

……

There is a row of bathrooms for players to take a shower next to the lounge in Lingnan.It’s just that people usually choose to take a shower here after the game, just like the gym, some people like to go home clean after taking a shower, while some people don’t mind the smelly sweat, but like to feel comfortable at home Take a bath in the environment.

Hisoka obviously did not belong to this category of people, so under the shower there was only a red-haired man humming a song and wiping soap.

To say that Miuratai was immediately defeated by Hisoka's dunk, Lingnan easily won the game without much effort.The team members were happily chatting and changing their clothes when a kid in a kimono with a mushroom head came in.

"Hello, where is Hisoka?"

As soon as the child came in, he asked questions until the topic was reached. Everyone was taken aback for a moment, and then one of them subconsciously spoke.

"He's taking a bath on the side."

"Okay, thank you big brother." Kurt nodded politely, and searched in the direction pointed by the other party.

Everyone watched the child leave without looking back after asking, and started whispering.

"Do you think this is a boy or a girl?"

"I think it's a boy."

"No, I think it's a girl."

"Pfft, then you still let her go to the bathroom to find Hisoka?"

"Ahem, I just remembered now..."

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