Today your male god may not have the ability [Comprehensive]

Gaara? !Kaka widened his sleepy and drooping eyes, feeling that the world of ordinary people is more magical than when he was in Konoha.However, does this mean that he can look forward to those former comrades-in-arms?

Gaara on the other side was no less shocked than him, and the two just stood at the door and looked at each other affectionately.

I don’t know if you have this kind of experience. When you want to say a thousand words, you find that you don’t know where to start.

In the gymnasium in Lingnan, everyone stopped following the sound of the door opening, and stopped training to watch the excitement on the sidelines.

"Just let me introduce you. This is your new teammate." Coach Tian Gang pulled the two of them to his side with excitement and introduced them to his team members.

"Tell me about yourselves?"

It was really troublesome to introduce something, Kakashi turned his head and glanced at Gaara beside him absent-mindedly.What should he say?Hello everyone, I am the head of Konoha Village in the Land of Fire, Hatake Kakashi?Next to me is the village head of Sand Hidden Village in the Land of Wind?

Life is really amazing. If someone told him in the past that one day he would come to a strange world to go back to school and play basketball games because of lack of money, he would definitely refuse.

Now... Now what shocked him even more was that life was already so magical, yet he could still meet acquaintances.This is definitely a fate that has been cultivated in several lives. Maybe he and Gaara had some entanglements in the previous life, and they can meet again in the next life.

At this time, Gaara was also desperately scanning the people around him from the corner of his eye, and he didn't even bother to pay attention to the flamboyant red hair in the team that attracted him.Now he just wants to chat about life and future with the white-haired man on his right.

Fortunately, he has decided to let go of all the past and start to adapt to the new world and new life.As a result, God made a small joke with him, and let him meet Konoha's Hokage Kakashi here.

"Hmm, are you too shy?"

Hisoka narrowed his eyes and looked carefully, looking back and forth between the two for a long time.But in my heart, I have a dark background: I don’t know who is the person who was found by the fans of Yier. He can’t be found out by his conscience.

"Do you think everyone is as thick-skinned as you? Hisoka..." Xi Suo couldn't help complaining. After a month of baptism, he still couldn't get used to Fang Fei's character.

Kakashi who was said to be shy: ...I heard you both talking so loudly.

"Gara, first grader, 1 meters tall, 69 kg." As if to prove that he is not shy, Gaara spoke first.

Afterwards, Kakashi lazily introduced himself.

"Kakashi Hatake, a sophomore, I haven't measured her height...about 1.8 meters. What about her weight? It weighs more than 100 catties."

Everyone: ...You said it, but you didn't say it.

"Okay, okay, hurry up and train, don't try to be lazy." Coach Tian Gang said and waved his hands, "You two run together behind the team, I didn't say stop or not."

So Gaara and Kakashi came to the end of the team side by side, and continued to complete the physical training with the Lingnan team members. I saw the two of them making eye contact while running.

Kakashi: Why are you here?

Gaara: You're not here.

Kakashi: Is yours still there?

Gaara: What are you talking about?

Kakashi: Where's Chakra, is it still there?

Gaara: ...What do you think?

Kakashi: Well, then why did you come to play basketball?

Gaara: I like it.

Kakashi:  …

At this time, Hisoka in the front row suddenly turned around: "Which of you two knows Yier fans?"

Kakashi raised his eyebrows, it turned out that this was the client.He was about to speak, but he heard the people around him say: "I know."

Gaara said blankly, "Isn't that the long-haired model? I watched TV every day and didn't want to know him. Although I don't understand the reason for his fame."

Hisoka: ...he knows, the one named Kakashi should be the one he bought.

"Hmm, I don't know either." Hisoka chuckled silently, and then asked nonsense. "By the way, you all know how to play basketball, right?"

Of course, the basketball team is basically people who can play basketball, but...

"will not."

The two shook their heads tacitly.

Hisoka froze for a moment and changed his face into a steamed bun: ...Xiao Yi, you are a profiteer.He really wanted... really wanted to return the goods.

……

The road in late autumn is full of golden leaves, paved with a layer.The maple leaves on both sides of the street are extremely beautiful, dotted with a trace of fiery red in the golden color, and occasionally there are ripples when the wind blows.

The days were getting shorter and shorter, and when Hisoka returned home from training, the street lights on both sides were already on.Suddenly a sports car stopped beside him, and a man with long hair and sunglasses came down from it.

The white silk shirt set off his fair skin like jade, and the soft casual cropped suit pants wrapped his slender and firm thighs.The wine red long windbreaker is draped over the body, which looks extraordinarily tall.

"Sisso."

"Ah, Xiaoyi~"

Hisoka looked at the gorgeously dressed Yiermi in front of him, and then looked down at the black school uniform on himself... There is no way to compare with the other party.

"We met again, Hisoka." Yi Ermi blinked her big eyes and said expressionlessly.

"Aren't you happy to see me?" Hisoka approached with a smile, "I thought you would be very happy."

"I'll be very happy if you can fulfill the 'pre-nuptial contract'." Irmi asked expectantly, "So is it still counting now?"

"..." The corners of Hisoka's eyes twitched, why did Xiao Yi still remember, but he had long forgotten. "You mean as a reward for killing me? But our meeting here means that both of us are dead... Naturally, it doesn't count. And~ I'm still a minor, and I don't have any money."

"Okay..." Il fans are a little melancholy, it's really a loss-making business, he came to join the Phantom Troupe because of the promise of "killing Hisoka" entrusted by Hisoka himself, and was taken to the Dark Continent by that broken ship .

Really...he has worked hard as an assassin for the past 20 years, and the huge amount of property he saved ended up being cheaper for others. Now he has to save money again when he comes here, and thinking about it, he is not in a good mood.

"Go to your house and tell, Hisoka."

"Okay~" Hisoka raised his eyebrows indifferently, but he seemed to always feel that he had forgotten something.

So when Ms. Yamashita opened the door, a scream resounded through the sky.

"Ahh, Xiaoxi."

Hisoka finally remembered, he seems to have forgotten that his mother is a big fan of Yiermi?

"Xiaoxi, this is..." Ms. Yamashita blushed and danced with a spatula in her hand.

"Yes, you didn't have a dream." Hisoka nodded, "You didn't have hallucinations either, it's just what you saw."

"Ah, Xiao Yi! It turned out to be my Xiao Yi!"

"Hello, auntie. I'm an Il fan." Someone calmly took off his sunglasses and put them in the pocket of his windbreaker. "excuse me."

"No, no, no, don't bother." Yamashita Mingyin was already excited and incoherent at this time, and she never thought about why her son would know the popular idol.It's just, "Ah, I don't even have makeup on!" Her expression changed, and she disappeared in the blink of an eye.

Hisoka raised his eyebrows: You are quite welcome~

Yi Er's eyes were full of doubts: Otherwise?

……

"Hey, Kakashi." At noon the next day, Gaara followed Kakashi to the roof of the school building.The breeze blew over his short red hair, the boy's handsome appearance was slightly green, and the thick dark circles under his eyes were no longer there.

"Huh?" Kakashi sat lazily on the railing, with a half-eaten bento in his hand.

"How are you practicing?" Gaara folded his arms and looked at the other party. He already knew that Kakashi was someone Hisoka paid for.So... "Since you agreed, you should train hard. There is not much time left in Lingnan. The next match will be against Xiangyang, and the next match will be against Xiangbei. They are very difficult opponents."

"Ah, it's so troublesome." Kakashi scratched his head and wanted to plug his ears. When did Gaara become an enthusiastic boy?

"If you have time to hang out here, why don't you throw two more balls."

Gaara wanted to say more, but Kakashi hurriedly interrupted him.

"I know, I know, I'll go after eating..."

"Well, I'll watch you eat."

Kakashi:  …

Gaara returned to the classroom 10 minutes later.

"Little love, how are you?" Hisoka propped his head and leaned against the desk, his long legs stretched out from under the desk and occupied the entire aisle.

"It's done." Gaara nodded towards Hisoka, walked to the seat in front of him and sat down. "Watch him go to training."

"Thank you~" Hisoka narrowed his eyes contentedly, and took a bite of the apple in his hand. "By the way, do you want to?" Hisoka took out another one out of nowhere and threw it involuntarily.

Gaara caught the apple and looked at the apple in his hand, with a hint of warmth in his light-colored eyes.He raised his hand and wiped it with his clothes, and put it in his small schoolbag.

"This classmate, borrow it."

In the aisle, a boy with light brown hair came from behind and wanted to return to his seat, but Hisoka's long legs happened to block the way.

"Student Yamashita, your leg..."

However, the long-legged owner still didn't respond, the boy squinted his eyes helplessly and called his name again.

"Hisso..."

"Ah, I'm sorry." Hisoka realized that the other party was calling him. After all, the title Yamashita-san was too common and didn't deserve him at all.

"You can step over, this classmate~" Hisoka felt that the desks in the school were too small to use, and he was too lazy to move.

Looking at the red-haired boy in the class who just transferred this semester, to be honest, he was a little envious of that long-legged boy.only……

"Don't worry, I won't trip you on purpose." Hisoka smiled and looked at the person in front of him.

Bu Er also looked back with a smile: No, he is not at ease at all.