Today your male god may not have the ability [Comprehensive]

"Hmm, did he misunderstand something?" Hisoka was a little confused looking at the back of the green-headed boy running away. "What did he say he wanted to borrow?"

"Who knows." Kuroro shrugged, "Don't care about those."

Downstairs, Akashi looked suspiciously at Midorima who rushed in with a flushed face and asked, "What's wrong? Why did you come down so quickly, did you borrow the playing cards?"

"No..." Midorima closed the door instantly and leaned against it, gasping for breath. He touched his little heart, and it was still bouncing non-stop. "Aka... Akashi."

"En?" Akashi was even more puzzled, he had never seen the other party so bewildered.Then after listening to Midorima's narration, he also widened his eyes in surprise and opened his mouth in disbelief.What is he talking about... Mo... Could it be that he is still awake?

The time came to noon in the midst of Midorima's shock. During the morning practice, he subconsciously wanted to stay away from those two people. As a result, he was always inattentive during training, and was criticized by the coach Aizen several times.

And the two who were the culprits of the parties calmly trained as they should, without being affected at all.During the lunch break, Kuroro came to the main house of the B&B alone, and was still greeted by Mrs. Tanaka, the proprietress.

"Good afternoon, Mrs. Tanaka." Kuroro suddenly hesitated after saying hello, not knowing what to say.

"Hi, do you need my help?" Mrs. Tanaka asked kindly seeing the boy in front of her in a dilemma.

"Ah, it's like this." Kuroro described the troubles he had encountered in the past few days. Every night when he went to bed, he could always hear the muffled knocking sound from the top of his head, which caused him to sleep poorly. Finally, he asked tangledly: "I don't know if this is normal?"

"Is that so..." Mrs. Tanaka was a little embarrassed.

Not knowing if it was his own illusion, Kuroro found that the other party's face suddenly turned ugly when he heard him say that there was a voice upstairs.It seems that his feeling is not wrong, so he asked again.

"Well, madam, do you know why?"

"This..." Mrs. Tanaka adjusted her emotions and smiled, "It should be because of the sound of the old house due to the recent wind and waves, and we are here by the sea, which often attracts various seabirds to stop on the roof to avoid the wind and waves. So it caused your experience in the middle of the night. I'm really sorry, and there's nothing we can do about it."

"Ah, so it's like this?" Kuroro whispered softly, and then left disappointed in Mrs. Tanaka's apologetic eyes.

Finally sent away, the proprietress held her heart and let out a sigh of relief, then hurriedly ran to the back kitchen to find her husband.

Kuroro, who hid at the door and did not leave, subconsciously adjusted his plain glasses and smiled.

"Husband, what should I do?" Mrs. Tanaka's chest was heaving and her expression was flustered when she found Ryunosuke Tanaka. "I'll just say you'll be discovered. If you don't listen, it's just for the money. In case..."

"Okay, stop talking." Tanaka comforted: "The other party is only a 16-year-old kid, what are you afraid of? Doesn't he already believe your words? Don't mess yourself up."

"Aren't I worried..." My daughter suddenly became mentally abnormal and became a murderer. In order to hide it from everyone, she has been living in fear for the past two years. "Tell me, could it be that Xiao Jiang kept knocking on the floor because she was hungry?"

"Didn't I put enough water and food for her, it should be enough for her to make do with it for ten days." Tanaka said with a sigh, "Hey, what can I do, business is usually sluggish, so it's rare to have a big business I could just sit and miss it."

"Then what if she finishes eating..." Mrs. Tanaka was still worried, "You also know her character..."

"Hey, I got it, I got it, I'll check it out in the middle of the night, so you should hurry back, I haven't finished lunch today." After speaking, Tanaka went back to work in the kitchen.

……

In the middle of the night, the sea was calm, and occasionally there was a wave of waves brought by the wind, and then it returned to silence. It was so dark that the bottom could not be seen.It was a fine day with a dark moon and high winds. Tanaka carefully climbed up to the roof of Building 9 with a folded ladder.When he came to the hidden small door, he saw the broken lock at a glance, and his heart skipped a beat.

When he designed this door, it could only be opened from the outside, and he added a lock just in case.Tanaka quickly opened the small door and jumped down. Sure enough, he had finished eating and his daughter was nowhere to be seen. He suddenly fell into an ice cave.But after thinking about it, the person who kidnapped his daughter didn't make a big deal, which is a blessing in misfortune.

He guessed why the other party took her away without making a fuss... He suddenly remembered that there were all young boys here, and his daughter was born so beautiful.Maybe his daughter has already been... Thinking of this, he shook his head violently. Although he knew that his daughter must be in a certain room in this hotel, maybe even in the room under his feet, he dared not search and could not.

So Tanaka could only take a deep look at the building with red eyes, and then quietly left with unwilling anger.

"Guess who?" At this moment, Hisoka suddenly opened his eyes, and the sound from the roof just now couldn't escape his ears.

"It should be the boss." Kuroro said.

"Have you tried them today?" Hisoka immediately guessed the reason why no one came a few days ago, but today he suddenly thought of seeing his daughter.

I want to ask him why he knew that Fu Jiang was the boss's daughter?That's because he specially exchanged feelings with the blue-haired boy who came to deliver the meal at noon. From the other party, he knew that the owner of the house had a daughter who had been bedridden for a long time due to illness. People in the village hadn't seen her for a long time, and it was said that It looks good.

"Well, it's about the same as I expected." At that time, he thought that the two of them would come to check in the attic tonight, so he was always vigilant that he didn't sleep well.

"Then Kurolo, are you going to call the police?" Hisoka turned over and turned to Kuroro, but unfortunately the other party only gave him the back of his head.

"Naturally not."

"That's right, you're not that kind. Then...?"

"Send her back when I leave tomorrow."

"Okay~" Hisoka was wrapped in the quilt with only one head exposed, and he twisted and rolled behind Kuroro. "Kulolo, why do you always face me with the back of your head. Don't you feel uncomfortable sleeping on only one side every night?"

When Hisoka spoke, the hot air penetrated into the collar of the pajamas and sprayed directly on the back of the other party's neck, and Kuroro's body hidden in the quilt suddenly stiffened.

"It's all your fault that I can't sleep~" Hisoka moved like a silkworm baby and approached again until it was close to the front body. "Hmm, long night, let's talk about life. Kuroro~"

"Go away, Hisoka!" Kuroro frowned, lowered his voice and said irritably, "I don't think there is anything I can talk to you about."

"Okay..." Hisoka puffed up his face and stopped talking, but still leaned against Kuroro.

Feeling the heat of the breath of the person behind him, Kuroro felt that his ears were getting a little hot from the smoke.This guy, Hisoka, was stuck to him like a dog's skin plaster like a dog's skin plaster, just like his telekinetic ability "stretchable and free love".

He could turn around and kick the opponent away, but as long as the gate was opened, the two of them would not be able to calm down today.Only by completely ignoring it will the other party feel bored and stop being a monster.Thinking of this, Kuroro took a deep breath, letting himself ignore the strangeness behind him and trying to fall asleep.However, just when he thought the other party would give up, Hisoka spoke again.

"Kurolo, are you asleep?"

zzzzzzzzzzz... What answered him was Kuroro's steady breathing.

"Hmm, I knew you weren't asleep~"

Kuroro was upset: Are you deaf?Didn't hear my breathing? !But it was still Kuroro's steady breathing that answered him: zzzzzzzzzzz...

"Kurolo, I feel a little cold~" Hisoka squirmed under the blanket, and said pitifully, "Let me go and stay under your blanket for a while?"

And Kuroro is worthy of being Kuroro, the leader of the Phantom Brigade of A-level wanted criminals in Hunter World, a real man who walked out of Meteor Street.Facing such harassment from Hisoka, he still kept breathing steadily, calmly pretending that he was still sleeping.At this moment, there was no disturbance in his heart... That was of course impossible.

Because in the next second, he felt stabbed at the buttocks under his body, jumped up angrily from the bed, turned over and sat astride Hisoka's body in an instant, with his right hand tightly pinching the other person's neck.

Hisoka's face was flushed red, feeling the pain from his neck and the pleasure of suffocation, his excited body couldn't stop shaking.The hoarse and strange groans could not be suppressed intermittently from his throat, which seemed very abrupt and terrifying in such a quiet night.

The beautiful girl who was tied to a chair to sleep was awakened by such a sound. When she opened her eyes in a daze, she found the two terrifying men in the room lying on the tatami in an indecent posture. superior……

Fu Jiang trembled suddenly, and decided to close his eyes to keep safe.

The next day, when Kuroro and Hisoka went to practice with dark circles under their eyes.Ryunosuke Tanaka, the owner of the homestay, slipped into the room of the two of them quietly. He looked at the empty room and scratched his head in doubt. Am I thinking wrong?So he went to the first floor again, searched the whole small building, and finally found his daughter in the attic.

"Xiaojiang!" Tanaka walked up anxiously to check on her daughter's condition, and Zhengxiang who was sleeping without any scars on her body breathed a sigh of relief, quietly brought her something to eat and drink, and left again.

The next night, Tanaka worried that his daughter went to the attic to check again, only to find that she had disappeared again!Damn, these beasts!Tanaka couldn't help clenching his fists tightly, the wrinkles on his face were hideous and terrifying.This went on and on for several days, and my daughter would be in the attic during the day, and would disappear at night until the basketball players were sent away.

A fool can think of what happened in these nights, Tanaka punched the table and said angrily: "It's all my fault." He looked at the crying wife beside him and his headache got worse.

"What do you think we should do?" Mrs. Tanaka wiped away the tears from the corners of her eyes, "Why don't we take our daughter and turn ourselves in."

"Let me think again, think again..." Tanaka sighed and walked out to the beach, his wrinkled face became even older.

At this time, Kuroro and Finx had returned to the knight's home.

"Ah! Commander, are you back?" Wo Jin stepped on the sofa and exclaimed.

Kuroro closed the door and saw that everyone in the brigade was there.

"Wo Jin! Don't step on my leather sofa!" The knight yelled, "I spent a lot of money to buy this new one!"

"Oh, knight, you are so stingy." Wo Jin picked out his ears indifferently, not only didn't sit down, but jumped on it, and the knight who saw it flew over. "Wojin, I'll fight with you!" The knight yelled, and the two immediately wrestled together.

So, the other people on the sofa hurried down and slipped away...

"Captain, why do you have such serious dark circles?" Feitan who had slipped away came to Kuroro and asked in surprise.Then he saw half of the face of the wise and mighty regiment leader twitch, and it instantly went black.

It's over!Feitan's heart skipped a beat, and he secretly scolded himself for talking too much, which must have offended the captain.Then he couldn't help being curious, wondering which warrior offended the person who shouldn't be offended the most.

"Isn't it because I slept with Hisoka for ten days in a row?" The carefree Finx acted as a loudspeaker as if he didn't feel the low pressure of the leader at all.

Now everyone's attention was drawn away, and they didn't dare to look at the leader, but isn't there an insider like Finks?

Therefore, when Finks found himself the focus of the whole room, he immediately felt a rush of pride.He added oil and vinegar and talked for a full 5 minutes about how the leader and Hisoka slept together. In the end, even he himself had to admire his eloquence for being so good.

Kuroro has been standing there without any extra expressions, let alone stopping him, just standing there and looking at him sullenly.But Finks was talking vigorously and how could he notice that he was being moved by everyone's strong desire for knowledge and expectant eyes at this time.

After everyone listened to the gossip and satisfied their curiosity and pretended to have nothing to do, Finks realized that something was wrong?

He turned his head stiffly belatedly, and saw his 'dear' leader looking at him quietly, with a 'gentle face' smiling.

Fuck!Those whores!Finx finally understood that he was cheated by everyone!

"Uh... that... the leader..." Finks scratched the back of his head and said, "I'm a little urgent to pee..."

"Hold on." Kuroro said with a smile, but his eyes were cold, and the frozen Finx thought that the leader's mind power had returned.

"Holding that...it's not good for the kidneys." Finx tried hard to squeeze out a smile that was uglier than crying, and looked at Kuroro flatteringly.

late!Others complained in their hearts.Don't look at them all walking away and pretending to be busy, but it doesn't stop them from pricking up their ears and gossiping!

"Really?" Kuroro said coolly.

"Yeah!" Finks nodded crazily and obediently, "Man's kidney is very important, leader!"

"Oh..." Kuroro nodded, and then lightly said something that made Finks run away in horror.I just heard him say: "Is it very important to a man? But it doesn't matter, you will soon be unable to do it anyway."

What can't be done?Can't be a man? ! !Commander, you are too cruel!Others listened to the screams coming from a distance, and sympathized with Finks relentlessly. After all, he also sacrificed for everyone. What a touching brotherhood...

In the evening, Finx lay hunched over on the luxurious and expensive leather sofa newly bought by the knight, like a big lobster about to be sent into the oven.

"Come over for dinner?"

"Inhumane."

"Oh, Finx, are you alright?"

"Inhumane."

"Don't say that, didn't I let you sleep on my leather sofa? I won't let others lie down."

"Inhumane."

"..." The communication failed, and the knight had no choice but to turn around and leave silently, returning to the restaurant.

When everyone saw that he returned without success, they immediately understood, and no one mentioned it, but quietly buried their heads in eating.

After 5 minutes, Xia Ke couldn't bear it anymore, he blinked and thought of a good topic.

"By the way, have you checked the recent campus forum?" Xia Ke said and winked at Maggie, "there is a very popular post on the selection of school grass, I seem to see that the group leader is ranked in the top ten! Yes Not Maggie? You girls must know about it!"

"Ah, indeed." Maggie understood immediately after receiving the eyes of the knight, she put down the spoon in her hand and said, "Well, this matter has been discussed in the class recently. It is a big event that all middle schools in Kanagawa participate in. Everyone The school selects one or two school grassroots, and then participates in the final voting!"

"Ah, I know that too." Fei Tan also rarely answered, "The girls in the class are simply too crazy."

"So the head of the group was elected as a representative?" Paknotan asked with great interest as a girl.

"Well, the team leader and Kaede Rukawa of the basketball team were selected in Xiangbei." Said the knight, holding up his fingers like a treasure, "There are Akashi Seijuro and Shenzong Ichiro from Hainan, Midorima Shintaro and Fujima Kenji from Xiangyang, and Lingnan’s Xiandao and... well, that’s about it, they are basically basketball team members. Probably because of the broadcast of the game, these people are very popular in the county.”

The chivalrous man here just finished speaking with a smile, Xiaodi looked up from the curry rice and added earnestly, "There is also Xi Suo in Lingnan, you missed the chivalrous man."

"Ahaha...thank you, Xiaodi." Xia Ke immediately wanted to cry but thanked him embarrassingly.However, there are ten thousand wild horses galloping and howling in my heart. I missed it on purpose, Xiaodi!Ahhh!

As a result, the atmosphere he managed to bring up returned to silence in an instant, just like the one before the storm, with repressed emotions floating wantonly on the dining table.

no!He must say something more, he must turn the tide!He can't lose!The knight turned his head quickly, hurry up, hurry up, hurry up... Finally, a ray of light shone through his expectation, and he slapped his thigh excitedly.

"what!"

Everyone was startled by him, and looked up one after another, only to see the knight shouting with green eyes.

"Flake Lev!"

As a result, Shera Lev, who was working in a seaside resort in Thailand, sneezed hard.