Today your male god may not have the ability [Comprehensive]

I miss you

I miss you

I miss you

Kuroro only felt that a certain string in his brain was cracked inch by inch, shattered into pieces, and imaginarily blurred the face of the person opposite.

It would be great if Hisoka's face could be mosaiced.Kuroro sighed at the school gate on this sunny noon.

……

The weekend was another sunny day.Akane Yamashita hummed a song and was cleaning the house, and after a while, the room was clean and shiny under her pair of skillful hands.Looking at her masterpiece with satisfaction, Akane Yamashita changed out of her dirty clothes and took a pleasant bath.

She remembered that when her son went out in the morning, he specifically told her to put on makeup.Probably because she was bringing her classmate back, she asked her to make up and dress up. Ms. Yamashita sat in front of the vanity mirror and used lipstick to outline the perfect lip line: Don't worry, baby Xixi, mom will make you more face in front of your classmates!

Ding dong ~ ding dong ~

"It's coming!" Ms. Yamashita finally looked in the mirror, and the dress spun with her swing to create an elegant texture.Perfect makeup, perfect body!Satisfied, she smiled like a girl and went downstairs, walked to the entrance and opened the door.Then……

Then she was stunned.

"Hello, Auntie, I'm Kuroro."

"This is Xixi?" Ms. Yamashita looked at her son with wide eyes in disbelief, showing a surprised expression.

"Hmm, my friend is here to help me with my homework." Hisoka entered the door and put on his slippers, "The exam is about to take place. If you fail, you won't be able to participate in the competition."

"Ah, what a good boy. Auntie will cook something delicious for you!" Ms. Yamashita held Kuroro's hand a little reluctantly, "Whatever Lolo likes, just tell Auntie that you're welcome at home. "

"Okay, thank you, auntie." Kuroro looked down at the hand that was still being held by the other party, and responded with a smile.

Putting on his slippers, Luo Luo followed Hisoka to his bedroom, and was surrounded by the pink girlish atmosphere when he entered the door.He cracked the corner of his mouth, the decoration of this room is indescribable, just like that person.

"Hmm, shall we begin?"

"Are you sure you want to be in bed?"

As he spoke, Kuroro took out his class notes for the past two months from his schoolbag, and threw them on the bed.

"See for yourself."

Hisoka took the notebook and opened it. The words on it were neat and clean, and the whole notebook was filled with various knowledge points.

"I didn't expect you to be so serious in class, Kurolo."

"Hisoka, I thought you had no time to waste."

"Oh, ok, ok." Hisoka said, lifting one long leg and putting it on the other, leaning on the bed with his head on his hands and looking gracefully, like a drunken concubine.

So Kuroro finally heaved a sigh of relief, lowered his head and started swiping his phone boredly.Opening the chat software, it was a forum post sent by the knight in the group.

【Shock!Ku Luoluo from Xiangbei successfully counterattacked at the last moment and successfully climbed to the top of the school grass throne! 】

It's such a boring thing again, Kuroro raised the corner of his mouth, he found that the people here seem to have an exaggerated pursuit of appearance.In the past, strength was everything.However, the hand he was about to skip over the post clicked in by a ghost.

Then he suddenly saw Hisoka who was ranked third, and he snorted in his heart with disdain, it seems that people in this world don't have good aesthetics.

Just as Kuroro quit the post, the group happened to become lively.

[Maggie: Congratulations, leader~]

[Finks: I woke up one night and didn't expect the leader to be the first! ]

[Wo Jin: Damn it!Head first?Are you right? ]

[Xia Ke: Wo Jin, what do you mean?If the leader can't be the first, who can be the first? ]

[Wo Jin: Of course it's me! ]

[Nobunaga: Wo Jin you...]

[Fei Tan: It is important for people to have self-knowledge. ]

[Xiao Di: The leader is the most handsome! ]

[Kurolo: It's just for entertainment. After all, even Hisoka can be ranked third. I don't think there is anything worthy of congratulations. ]

[Kurolo: But we shouldn't have any illusions about the aesthetics and three views of this world. ]

[Xia Ke: ...]

Commander, are you blackmailing yourself?As No.1 in the school grass selection, how can you say such a thing, are you worthy of thousands of girls who voted for you? !The knight couldn't help complaining in his heart, but he didn't dare to say it, so he could only utter a series of ellipsis obediently.

"I don't think this thing is very difficult." Hisoka felt bored after looking at it for a while, and yawned.

"It's not difficult at all, so I don't need to come here at all." Kuroro knew that it was not difficult at all to pass Hisoka's IQ test. Don't look at him who is always on a whim like a lunatic, who seems to have a big chest and no brains. Simple, in fact, every decision behind it is planned and then acted.

Otherwise, I would not have allowed him to join the Phantom Troupe against all odds, just because I saw Hisoka's essence and potential.but!He thought Hisoka was the same as them, but who knew that the other party turned out to be a neuropathy whose brain circuit was very different from his.

Especially for a psychopath like Hisoka, unless you kill him, he can follow you forever.He insists on fighting with you, and insists on fighting one-on-one in the way he wants.

but!He has no interest in this kind of meaningless bloody and sweaty duel, and even risked his life because of it!It's so boring!

If it was in the past, he would always have a way to kill the other party to make the world peaceful. If it wasn't because he was too careless, Hisoka would have been reincarnated long ago.But now, in this world where no one can kill... This is what makes him most desperate!

Oh, right!He suddenly remembered that the law here stipulates that murder by a psychopath is not illegal... Hisoka is simply invincible here...

"Kurolo, what are you thinking?" Hisoka was half lying on the bed and waving at him, "Uh huh, why don't you come and sit?"

"No, it's too crowded."

"..." Hisoka looked at the nine-foot bed below him, and the corners of his mouth twitched slightly, and said with some resentment: "The shared room is not as big as this."

In fact, when it comes to co-sleeping, Kuroro found that Hisoka's attitude towards him seemed to be a bit strange since then, so he asked.

Um?Hisoka was taken aback for a moment, then smiled strangely.The laughing ladies downstairs were startled, and Hisoka restrained himself, but the sudden desire was suppressed in his throat by him, and it became more deep and terrifying.

It's just that Kurolo still stood there expressionless, as if waiting for his answer, which made Hisoka lick his lips even more excitedly.

"That's how you feel~ Kuroro~"

"I see." Kuroro's shoulders instantly relaxed, as if he had already understood the answer, but he was just not sure.Of course, rather than saying that he is not sure, it is better to say that he himself does not want to be sure, he still wants to struggle a little more, and he still has the last hope for Hisoka's integrity...

However... now he is like a criminal who has been sentenced to death in the final trial, with an inexplicable sense of steadiness after the dust has settled.

He sighed deeply, which seemed to be the sound of resignation.

"so?"

"So." Hisoka suddenly took advantage of Kuroro's inattention, and pulled him over to press him on the bed.

This person is the first person he wants to fight against at any cost in so many years. As long as Kuroro stands there, there is a sense of tension and excitement that makes him feel dangerous, which makes him excited all over.

Hisoka narrowed his eyes and licked his lips again, he couldn't imagine that if Kuroro wasn't here, he would have gone crazy out of boredom.

"So, stay tonight, Kuroro~"

The desire accumulated because he couldn't kill could not be vented, Kuroro could feel Hisoka's trembling killing intent repressed in his chest.

The heart was beating faster and faster, and the killing intent in his body that hadn't been stained with blood for a long time seemed to be ignited by the other party. Kuroro moved his Adam's apple, and he found that his suppressed desire was breaking through the cage to control his consciousness.

The desire to kill and lust are overlapping and entangled, making it impossible to distinguish each other.At this moment, Hisoka was already extremely excited, and he was trembling and pressing down on the opponent tightly. "Krollo..."

Kuroro closed his eyes and took a deep breath, then opened his eyes suddenly and turned over to press Hisoka under him.

"As you wish." Kuroro raised the corners of his mouth cruelly, his black eyes revealing his true appearance like a deep pool. "However, you must be below."

"Xixi eats fruit...?!" Ms. Yamashita who pushed open the door immediately petrified at the door. She couldn't recover from the shock of "the son is the one below" until several days later.