[British and American Drama] The murderer is in sight

For an otaku, what does time travel mean?wealth?Beauty?that power?Or tragedy?

Obviously, in *novels, otaku can only be tragic.

Well, let's take a look at what tragic things will happen to the time-traveling otaku.

You opened your eyes and saw the Double Happiness stickers on the wall, and then you were sitting on a happy bed, and in front of you was a long-haired man in a red robe who was taking off his clothes with his back to you, and then you were shocked, as Otaku, you are finally married!Although the time and place are a bit wrong.Until the smiling person turned around and touched your chest!Then you are surprised to find that you have two lumps on your chest! !You were so shocked that you didn't move, and then when the person took off your clothes, you found... Hey, there's no meat left! !It's a tragedy...

Let's change another one. You open your eyes and see that the opposite side of you is full of people. You are obviously on a high platform, and the people below are all stretching their necks to look at you. Seriously, there is a beautiful girl in white by your side. Just as you were about to speak, you heard a man behind you speak with the crisp sound of bamboo falling to the ground, "The time has come! Execution!" Well, actually this Sometimes you can yell, 'I have a partner! ' or something to save your head.

Aha, maybe you think the above two are too cruel, let's say another one, you open your eyes, the water blurs your vision, you are in a bathroom, and then you are taking a bath very comfortably, no one threatens you, and then The strong man next to you suddenly patted your shoulder and pointed to your feet, saying, "Hey, brother, my soap has fallen, can you pick it up for me?"

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Well, the above are just some of the possibilities of time travel listed by the author. Let everyone laugh. The protagonist of this article is called noah·lance. Well, an otaku who travels through time. Of course, he himself is always in worry. His own mother, that is, my deep and passionate love for him!I really love him, otherwise I wouldn't let the dead him time travel.

But he keeps doubting, and it pains me.

Doubt what?Of course, I doubted my love for him. I gave him the biggest golden finger, but he took it as a trouble, thinking it was God playing tricks on him, well, I am not God.

do you know why my dear son noah is so troubled

Tell you about his psychological journey, his first reaction after crossing is very sad, because he died in the happy life in the heaven, and then he is happy again, because he crossed, he thinks he can become a hundred millionaire or something, and then he got depressed again because he found out that he has no internal force in his body, which means he won't be a hero, and he didn't find that there is anything like a game system, so this cuts him off with the system to travel through He has no space on his body, oh, another chance to become a legend is lost, and then he doesn't know how to make iron, doesn't know how to make soap, he still remembers the chemical formula that water can be electrolyzed... the stock market didn't pay attention either.

This is a sad story. In the end, what made him sad was that he found that the people around him spoke English, even the volunteers in the orphanage who fed him milk spoke English. Then he found that he had traveled to U.S.

What does the United States look like in the eyes of an otaku who has watched countless American dramas?It's actually a tough place to live.

For example, one day you went grocery shopping, and when you came back, you met a beautiful lady who was in trouble, and then you went to help, and then you were killed by that girl.

For example, one day you went shopping and walked on the street, surrounded by tall buildings, and then you were precisely hit in the fragile head by a bullet flying from nowhere.

For example, one day you went out for a run in the morning to exercise, and when you ran to a trail, a tall man ran out of the bushes and jumped at you~~ Then he picked up a stone and smashed it hard on your forehead .

For example, one day you were on a business trip, on a plane or train, and then your plane or car was hijacked, and the other party was a mentally ill person.

For example, one day you feel unwell and you go to the hospital, and then a few days later, you feel that something is wrong in your body, and then the police come to you and tell you, 'hey, man, you lost one of your kidneys, and you lost one of your kidneys. The attending doctor ate it! '

For example, one day, you really can't bear the days of being surrounded by deep well ice, you go to see a psychologist, your psychologist enthusiastically guides you, and then turns you into a real deep well ice.

What?You said that it is certain that it is not safe outside?Even if you are at home, you may be robbed.

... oh!Can you still survive!

Maybe you want to say: the protagonist is a fool!He has persecution delusions! Country a is not like this!

Let me tell you: Yes, country A is indeed not like this. The American dramas that let the protagonists and authors watch are almost all detectives.What about crime?It made me feel so horrible!

Maybe I should look at Broke Girls, but the eyes are drawn to the criminal ones.Sigh, fortunately, the author is a guy who can't help but get weak legs and take a few steps back when seeing a knife in reality. He is always worried when he sees others using a knife.

I wrote these as articles, all to express some of my feelings and so on, and my deep and crazy love for the protagonist.

My boys are always attracted to change.State of the physique please believe this.

noah, Noah, Hebrew calm, still, or peaceful.

lance, one who waits for others

noah·lance dear, i really love you