Regenerate Intelligent System

——Small Theater Series: The Penguin Looking for Friends——

Don't look at the cute and cute penguin, in fact, it also has lost and sad times. For example, Butter and Xiaojin are a pair, and every time it can only be a light bulb to watch others show their affection.Hey, it also wants a little partner!So, the penguin embarked on a bumpy road to find friends.

The penguin rolled in front of the tall and mighty bodyguard robot, and looked up: "Hey?" Would you like to be my little partner?

The security personnel manipulating the robot lowered their heads and found the famous purple dumpling, but he didn't know what the other party was going to express, so he stared wide-eyed for a while.Security personnel who have heard of the name of the penguin dare not be negligent. You must know that although the penguin looks cute, it has the most unpredictable temper among the cute pets, and countless people in the park are irritated by it.taught.The bodyguard robot squatted down and looked at the penguin: "What's the matter?"

"Hee..." Didn't get the desired answer, the penguin was sad, it jumped on the top of the robot, jumped far away, a tiny electric current rushed to the whole body of the robot, and all the lines inside were blown out after a while.

Security Officer: "..." What did I do wrong? ! QQ

The penguin stopped next to a silver trash can by the side of the road and patted the side of the bucket with its wings to call the other's attention.The silver trash can scratched its head in confusion: "Beep?" What's the matter?

The penguin looked at it expectantly: "Ji?" Would you like to be my little partner?

"Beep!" Okay!But what are you guys for?

"Ji!" Play together, sleep together and tune together.Humans who teach fish lips!

"Beep!" Sounds so funny!But I can't leave here.

"Hey!" Then I'll be with you!The penguins made up their minds to stay with each other.

However, soon after, it found that this little friend was not fun at all. The other party liked to pick up things more than he liked himself. As soon as something fell, it would throw itself aside and rush over.It's very different from Xiaojin, who treats butter as a natural pet.I don't want such a little partner... The penguin rolled away unhappy.

Returning to the silver trash can at the original place, I looked around: "Goose?" I couldn't find the penguin for a long time, so I continued to squat there quietly to inspect my territory.

The penguin rolled to the side of the cleaning robot: "Hee?" Would you like to be my little partner?

The cleaning robot looked at it lovingly, saw that its fur was dirty, immediately lifted it up and stuffed it into the bucket, brushed it up and down with a big brush, and took out the hair dryer to dry it until the soft hair was reborn. Fluffed up, he stroked its head in satisfaction and pushed it out.

The bewildered penguin is shaking its fur all over, what am I going to do?By the way, find a friend!

The penguin embarked on the journey in good spirits again.It rolled into the kitchen, jumping up and down, trying to attract the attention of the busy chef robot: "Hee?" Would you like to be my little partner?

The chef with a tall hat is cutting watermelons, one after another, huh?Why is the color of this watermelon different from others?The chef picked up the penguin and shook it, but he didn't hear any strange sound, so he put it on the chopping board.

"Hey?!" Seeing the other party raise the big kitchen knife, the penguin jumped up and ran out of the kitchen as if trying to escape.Hey, hey, I don't want friends who fall in love and want to kill!

"Eggy?" Angel Dan, who was swaying over slowly, saw the penguin and looked down at it curiously.

"Hey?" Would you like to be my little friend?As soon as the penguin's voice fell, another devil egg flew over. "Eggy~" The two Eggy stick close together, with pink bubbles around them.There is nothing to ask, Penguin turned and left, leaving a lonely back.

"Eggy?" What's wrong with it? "Eggy~ Eggy!" I don't know~ It's probably broken love!

After walking around the whole park, the penguin couldn't find its favorite partner.It slumped back to the villa.

"The penguin is back? Come here and meet the new members!" Ye Chonghua waved at it, and Xiao Jin and Butter had already surrounded it first.

new member?The penguin's eyes lit up and jumped forward.But I saw a light brown ball curled up on the soft cushion of the sofa. "This is a Corgi dog, and it will be a new member of the villa from now on. Everyone should get along well." Ye Chonghua introduced with a smile.

"Squeak!" "Meow~" "Chi!" It's mine! !The penguin jumped on it happily.

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——Small Theater Series: Ye Chonghua's Blog——

11: 55am

[Which group of people got His Majesty drunk last night? !Stand up for me!I promise not to kill you! !Stand up yourself before I get an answer from His Majesty, or else... ahem. 】

Gu Xiaocao: The grievances at noon are all over the sky... It's much cooler all of a sudden!Master Guoshi, is this the rhythm of being tossed all night?Brother, did you do it?I remember you didn't come back last night.Gu Xiaohe

Gu Xiaohe returns to Retro Xiaocao: Rub!How could I have such a crazy sister like you!I really didn't do it!Last night, the Supreme Emperor had a gathering with several comrades-in-arms and chiefs, and the boss was poured by them!

Zuo Yunyou went back to Guji Xiaohe: Those old commanders and generals were either very old or had old injuries, so it was impossible for them to drink so much, if it was because of your help.

[This comment has been deleted] Gu Xiaohe: Sister-in-law!It really has nothing to do with me!They have to drink three cups of the boss, so many people!No matter how good the boss is, he can't stand it! [this comment has been removed]

Lin Mu: Captain, how dare you call me sister-in-law... [Dianwax]

Awei: Captain rest in peace. [point wax]

Gu Xiaohe: Damn it!I did not say anything!I will delete the comment immediately!

Shen Yan: I'm more curious about what methods the Master of the National Teacher will use to make you so afraid?Close the door and release His Majesty?

Gu Xiaocao replied to Shen Yan: The master of the country is completely superior to everyone in manipulating robots and mechs, and there is no pressure in one against ten.In China, if you want to get the qualification certificate of mecha master, you must go through the simulation of actual combat. He is one of the examiners.

Xiang Qin: Chong Hua, what happened last night has nothing to do with them, I will explain it to you slowly.

02:04pm

[He is bathing in cream.It was very good when I was a child, but now I know it has run away, so I have to lock it in the bathroom, and there is no way to stop it.Asked Xiaojin to help it quit, afraid that Butter would ignore it afterwards... In the end, he had to let His Majesty go out to catch the cat himself. His Majesty, who is invincible, sometimes suffers, and his whole body is tossed miserably hahahaha! [Picture of a messy bathroom]]

A Zhai: 2333 Your Majesty is too talented to catch cats!In fact, I have always been curious about how Xiaojin and Cream communicate?

Ye Chonghua replied to Shen Yan: Let's rely on body language.It stands to reason that Xiao Jin is an advanced intelligence. It can search for information at any time to guess what Cream wants to express, and can even imitate the cat's meow to communicate with the other party.But it thinks how can a squeaking fox learn to meow, so it is the key to use body language skillfully when they get along.Butter is very smart, and Xiaojin will remember what it means after doing it a few times.But the actions are not as detailed as the real dialogue after all, and the thoughts expressed are also very single, sometimes it is easy to cause misunderstandings...

A Zhai: Pfft, foxes don’t squeaky too, do they?

02:13pm

[Come to report the results of the battle. After 10 minutes of chasing and intercepting, Butter was finally caught by His Majesty!Before even touching the water, the child was yelling at me so miserably.I pretended to open the door, but its claws immediately grabbed the crack of the door and tried to get out, and then was caught by His Majesty again www.Now submerged in the water, His Majesty is still muttering words like a menopausal aunt, who makes him always like to go out and burrow around, of course he needs to wash his dirty body frequently! [Picture of soggy and pathetic cream]]

An An: Master Guoshi is the pioneer of professional black majesty!Like your majesty who is nagging like a menopausal aunt!

Chase Lu: I just wanted to ask, didn't you guys bathe in cream together before?Why are you standing by this time?

Xiang Qin replied to Lu Chen: His back is sore and he needs to rest.

Gu Xiaocao: Sore back... I can understand why it's swollen in seconds!

Source Eleven: Understand in seconds +1

Shen Yan: I understand in seconds + 10086!

Ye Chonghua replied to Xiang Qin: [Turn up the table] From now on, you will do all the washing of cream!I will never help you! .

Mo Ji replied to Ye Chonghua deeply: Are you hoping that you can't get out of bed every day?

Gu Xiaocao: Pfft!Manager Mo hit the nail on the head!

Source Eleven: Hit the nail on the head +1

Shen Yan: Hit the nail on the head +10086!

Ye Chonghua replied Mo Yushen: [Turning the table] Why don't you torment your family Qin Yicheng!

Mo Ji replied deeply to Ye Chonghua: Oh, because he hasn't gotten up yet.

04:12pm

[I found that since I have a computer, I haven't written by myself for a long time.I tried it on a whim just now, except for the signature, the handwriting is so ugly that no one can see it!In the end, only a profile of His Majesty was painted...[Picture]]

Gu Xiaocao: Pfft, I haven't written for a long time, and I don't see people [cover my face].But Master Guoshi, forgive me for not seeing that this painting is His Majesty!Professionals come on!little lazy

Xiaolan: Cough, this... is okay... It's the nose and the eyes...

Gu Xiaocao replied to Xiaolan: Pfft, incisive! [thumbs up]

Ye Chonghua: [crying loudly] I threw it away!

Xiang Qin: [Image]

Gu Xiaocao: [Surprised] What is this? !The profile of Master Guoshi?Aww!His Majesty painted it? !

Little Lazy: Show affection and blind your eyes!Although I really don't want to say it... but His Majesty and the Master of the National Teacher are really... half a catty...

Ye Chonghua replied to Xiang Qin: Oh my God!It turns out that you also have something that you are not good at? !

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——Small Theater Series: Daily Fragments——

1. Since becoming an intelligent system, Ye Chonghua has not written and drawn pictures by himself for a long time except for signatures.Once he drew Xiang Qin's side face on paper on a whim, but he was used to the illustrations made by future software, and his hand-painted ones were almost unrecognizable.Annoyed, he crumpled up the paper and threw it away, and went out to get some air.Xiang Qin picked up the ball of paper and opened it. After thinking for a while, he carefully drew on the back of the paper with a pen in his hand.When Ye Chonghua came back, he found that there was a piece of paper on the chair he was sitting on just now, and a profile face was drawn out with a few strokes, which was inexplicably familiar, as if it was himself?He froze for a moment, turned it over and found that the back was Xiang Qin's smudged face, and the two faces overlapped.It's really ugly.Ye Chonghua thought to himself, carefully folded the paper and put it in his breast pocket. (It is a stalk with the blog above)

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2. Ye Chonghua likes to sleep with things in his arms. It used to be a pillow, and later it was Xiang Qin.Xiang Qin likes to sleep naked. He used to go to bed without wearing anything after taking a shower and drying himself off. Later, he always put on a thick nightgown every few days, and summer is no exception. "Aren't you so hot?" Ye Chonghua, who was busy training new employees for the past two days, was so sleepy that he could barely keep his eyes open, reached out to take off Xiang Qin's clothes.Even though there was an air conditioner in the room, he felt hot when he was holding Xiang Qin, let alone Xiang Qin who was tightly wrapped.Xiang Qin pressed his hand: "What's wrong?" "It's hot, it's uncomfortable to hold..." Ye Chonghua muttered in a daze.Hearing that Xiang Qin lowered the indoor temperature again, he kissed his forehead: "Aren't you tired? Go to sleep." Not long after, the temperature dropped, and Ye Chonghua fell asleep with Xiang Qin in his arms.

3. When Ye Chonghua woke up, he found that he had turned into a white rabbit, nestling in Xiang Qin's arms. "!!!" He jumped up and down anxiously, Xiang Qin was woken up by him, staring at him.I am Zhonghua!Your Chonghua!what to do?Master must not recognize me!After a while, Xiang Qin smiled, and followed the furry rabbit: "Chonghua?" Ye Chonghua nodded desperately. "Don't worry, I'll take you to the hospital." Xiang Qin said and brought Ye Rabbit to the pet hospital.The old veterinarian gave Ye Rabbit a comprehensive examination: "This is a male. It's almost one year old. Do I need to be neutered? It can reduce spouting and live longer." Get your sister! ! !Ye Chonghua blew up again, trying his best to get into Xiang Qin's arms, I won't have a vasectomy or a vasectomy! "No need." Xiang Qin smoothed Ye Rabbit's hair over and over again, and walked out of the hospital.

4. What should I do?What if you can never change back!Ye Rabbit huddled listlessly in Xiang Qin's arms.Xiang Qin held out a vegetable leaf and stretched it out in front of him: "Don't worry, the boat will be straight when it reaches the bridge. Have something to eat first?" Shit!Labor and capital are not rabbits!It is said that rabbits are anxious to bite people, Ye Rabbit bites Xiang Qin angrily.Xiang Qin didn't care, and suggested leisurely: "I have an idea, you can try it." What?Leaf Rabbit pricked up its ears.Xiang Qin picked up the rabbit and said, "Chirp~" The next moment, the rabbit turned back to being completely naked.Naked Ye Chonghua! "Look, isn't this coming back?" "=口=Why do I think this matter has nothing to do with you!?"

【Chef robot profile】

Gender: Regardless

Personality: Honesty, [cross out] sometimes dazzles [cross out]

Average life expectancy: 50 years (maintenance once a year)

Equipment: Various kitchen utensils, [cross out] I like a large kitchen knife [cross out]

Function: Cooking, cutting all kinds of edible [cross out] and inedible [cross out] things

Mantra: "Can I eat it?", "Would you like to eat it?", "Is it delicious?"

Site: Kitchen

Partner: [cross out] big kitchen knife [cross out]

【Cleaning robot file】

Gender: Regardless, [cross out] is actually Big Mom [cross out]

Personality: hardworking, [cross out] cleanliness [cross out]

Average life expectancy: 50 years (maintenance once every six months)

Equipment: Various cleaning tools, [cross out] I like the big brush [cross out]

Function: cleaning, [cross out] clean the cute pets running around [cross out]

Mantra: "Honey, let me brush it for you~"

Site: 100 meters in radius

Partner: [cross out] big brush [cross out]

【Angel Egg (Devil Egg) Small File】

Gender: Regardless

Personality: cute, curious

Lifespan: the spirit lasts forever, the body is maintained once a year

Equipment: never seen

Function: Assistant of the scientific research department

Catchphrase: "Dandan!", "Dandan?", "Dandan~"

Site: the sky of the entire science and technology park

Partners: each other, master

【Penguin Files】

Gender: Male

Personality: cute, [cross out] turning faces is faster than flipping books [cross out], [cross out] a woman's heart needle [cross out], [cross out] Is it really a male [cross out]

Lifespan: the spirit lasts forever, the body is maintained once a year

Equipment: Current! ! !

Likes to do: Act cute, [cross out] tune.The human who taught the fish lips [strike out], looking for a friend

Dislikes: Making light bulbs

Mantra: "Ji?" "Ji!" "Ji~" "Ji..."

Site: the entire science and technology park

Partners: Xiaojin, Cream, Intelligent System Ye Chonghua

【Xiaojin Small File】

Gender: [cross out] probably [cross out] male

Personality: Tsundere, [cross out] big brother [cross out]

Lifespan: the spirit lasts forever, the body is maintained once a year

Equipment: Current [cross out] So it has it too! [strike out]

Likes to do: Tuning.Play cream, go exploring with cream, [cross out] tone.Playing with all creatures that come close to it [cross out]

Dislikes: Anything the cream doesn't get involved in

Mantra: "Zhi?" "Zhi!" "Zhi~" "Zhi..."

Site: the entire science and technology park

Partners: Cream, Penguin, Intelligent System Ye Chonghua

【Cream File】

Gender: Male, but neutered

Personality: lively and cheerful

Lifespan: about 15 years, [cross out] I suddenly feel abusive [cross out]

Equipment: Claws, [cross out] Gold [cross out]

Likes to do: Swoop, lie on Ye Chonghua's and Xiang Qin's feet, and explore with Xiaojin

Dislikes: Taking a shower! ! !

Mantra: "Meow?" "Meow!" "Meow~" "Meow!"

Site: Wherever Xiaojin is, it is its site

Partners: Xiaojin, Penguin