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"You seem to be in a good mood recently."

"Yes, I have never been so happy. Uncle Ma, I can understand my mother's mood. She must have been very happy at that time, just like I am now."

"You helped Meimei do...a thing that I can't understand. Are you happy because of this?"

"Hahahaha, a little bit. I like the way he makes trouble, my little vixen, let me go make trouble with him, isn't this a good memory? It proves that he trusts me."

"Wonderful, you call this event beautiful?"

"For me and him, it's beautiful. Is it wrong? What Professor Yu did is also beautiful for Professor Yu, isn't it? Meimei let me participate in his life. Of course it's beautiful."

"He granted your wish, didn't he?"

"Yes, and I think he will grant all my wishes."

"I want to remind you, Guan Zang, that no one person can satisfy all the wishes of another person—parents, brothers, friends, lovers, even religion. The feelings of two people cannot be completely equal. If you expect the other person to give you 100% satisfaction, and he can only give you 60.00% or even less, you will be very disappointed.”

"I see, I mean—he's almost what I want. Can you understand, Uncle Ma?"

"...means his personality, behavior, way of life?"

"Everything is him."

"I'm going to tell you the truth, I really don't understand. You fell for him so quickly, did you—fall in love with him?"

"I don't know how to define love. I only know that if he is here, I will have a little more affection for this world and a little more expectation for life."

"Did you... have no expectations for life before? You have no worries about food and clothing, are healthy, and have always been cheerful, sunny, like small animals, and have many interests. In our previous conversations, you have never had negative emotions."

"No? Are you sure, Uncle Ma. I live like this because I can only live like this."

"...I haven't forgotten that you said there was one thing that must be done. I mean, outside of it, in your daily life."

"There are no negative emotions because there are no emotions. You and Grandpa don't need me to have emotions, right?"

"No, I want you to be happy, and I want you to have real peace."

"Without ups and downs, how can there be peace. And why should I be calm, eh?"

"..."

"I didn't have any doubts before, did I, Uncle Ma?"

"Don't you care what your grandfather thinks? Or, what he does."

"Hahaha. Uncle Ma, should you pray that I don't care too much?"

He wore a woolen wide-brimmed hat, and his long, straight pale golden hair was scattered on a long shiny leather jacket; the silver sequined dress inside, shining in the sun, made his eyes hurt; the jacquard black stockings were very high-end, almost four figures, Guan Zang bought it for him; a pair of patent leather high-heeled short boots cost more than 5000 yuan, and Guan Zang bought it for him.From head to toe, it was bought by Guan Zang.

With a plush handbag and shopping paper bag in his left hand, and a large cup of coffee in his right hand, he walked into the School of Humanities of Dongning University with his chest up and his head up.

After dinner that day, they walked into the women's clothing store in the shopping center.The shopping guide asked: "May I buy it for my girlfriend or my sister?" He draped Guan Zang's shoulders and said proudly, "Buy it for me." He put on the skirt and tied the same scarf as if no one else was there; he took off his sneakers , put his feet into the largest strappy high heels, and asked Guan Zang, "Does it look good?" Guan Zang said it looked good, so he reached out and tore off the label.

Zheng straightened his hat and found Lecture Room [-]. One of the two front doors opened, and he slipped in through the back door.Classes were being held inside, with PPT courseware on the projector, and Yu Fu was talking on the podium.He stood in the last row, at the highest point, and took out a mobile phone from his bag.While Yu Fu was speaking, a recording with poor sound quality was suddenly inserted into the quiet classroom.

"I like you the most, Keji!"

"Do you know that I fell in love with you at first sight? I have been chasing you for half a year!"

"I should get married at my age, otherwise people will be suspicious."

"How can that be called sex/aggression? It's just sex/game!"

"They are not as good as you, they took the initiative, they can't give me the pleasure of taming a fierce horse!"

A smart phone for the elderly was placed on the window sill, and it sounded like a speaker, loud enough that even Yu Fu's laughter and panting could be heard clearly.Their conversation echoed in the confined space.

There was a burst of exclamation and noise, and the students took out their mobile phones while searching.After a short period of shock, Yu Fu's eyes widened, and he shouted loudly, "Who is spreading rumors! Who is spreading rumors! Turn it off for me! Hurry——"

The large paper coffee cup was thrown on his head, and Yu Fu's voice stopped abruptly.The students in the front row held their noses and exclaimed, jumped up from their seats, stepped on the chairs and tabletops and hid behind them, making a mess.

Yu Fu's human excrement covered his head and face, exuding a stench, so bad that some people vomited on the spot, including Yu Fu himself.A flashing light started to flash, Yu Fu wanted to stop it, he opened his mouth, and the smelly fluid flowed into the corner of his mouth.

"Professor Yu, didn't you look for me?" He yelled, took off his hat and glasses, and showed his pretty face, "Little Lie Ma is here, let me ask you—does it feel good for a male classmate's butt?! "

There were so many people in the audience, but they refused to leave this stinking theater.Those eyes looking at him burned with longing, longing for a lively performance, like the eyes he looked down on from the funeral troupe stage.

"get out of class is over! get out of class is over! If you don't finish class, you will lose your credits!" Yu Fu struggled to open the door, but the door next to the podium couldn't be opened for a long time, so he had to hold the door and continue to vomit.

Guan hid outside the door, pulled out the key in the lock, and put it in his pocket.

"Does it stink?! I, Yan Keji, found out that the professor and boyfriend I admired are fucking rapists, and I fucking stink too! Your body is the shit that I ate back then! Now give it back to you! Don't want it!" , the boy shit I worked so hard to find for you, get rid of the sperm in your brain!

"Rape is not rape, sex/assault is not sex/assault, it's sex/game! Right, Professor Yu!" He took out the female student uniforms from the shopping paper bag and threw them on the ground one by one, "Uniform play is fun, isn't it? To take it with you?"

"Yu Fu! I'm going to fuck you up! I wish you some rotten eyes for those students you spoiled! Die early and be reborn early! Stinky chickens and scum! Eat shit!"

He doesn't love fighting, and runs away after scolding.Guan Zang caught up with him from behind, pulled him up and quickly walked through the entrance of the teaching staff.People from the lecture theater began to pour out, shouting loudly, mixed with Yu Fu's roar, the whistle from the security office, and questions from Zhuang Baixin who insisted on interviewing and taking pictures despite the stench.

Behind the small curtain in the Folklore Office, Guan Zang asked him, "Is Meimei happy?"

"Happy, so happy! So cool!" He couldn't suppress his laughter, laughing so hard that he turned into a duck, quacking. "Whoever mentions Yu Fu in the future, first think of him covered in shit! Brainwash! I'm happy just thinking about it!"

Guan Zang hugged him, feeling his body trembling with laughter.He took out a bottle of perfume from his handbag, sprayed it on, and after spraying it on his closed arm, he raised his head and asked, "Does it smell? I'm not a child, I'm afraid I'll vomit first." He took out two more Candy, one for yourself and one for Guan Zang.

Guan Zang bowed his head and kissed his mouth until the hard candy melted.

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