Ji Shi

Of course, there is no human flesh pizza. Huang Shengye, the human flesh char siu bun, has been washing his hands for a long time. Finally, the takeaway boy delivered two boxes of signature pizza.

Zhong Shihuang was in a bad mood, so he ate two mouthfuls and threw it to Wen Gu, asking him to clean up after eating.

Wen Gu hurriedly took out the pizza that had been stuffed into his mouth many times but never bit into it, "Not to your liking?"

Zhong Shihuang said: "It doesn't look as good as yours."

"Three meals a day are indeed tiresome. It would be great if I could become a god." After a tiring day, he finally found a chance for brainwashing. Naturally, Wen Gu would not miss it. "I heard that gods don't need to eat."

Zhong Shihuang sneered and said: "Do you believe this kind of nonsense? Why do gods hold a flat peach meeting if they don't eat? Could it be that they invite friends to watch monkeys steal peaches?"

"..."

Wen Gu coughed dryly and said, "Pan peaches are different. Eating flat peaches can make you live forever."

"That is the beautiful imagination of human beings."

"If there is such an opportunity, would you like it?"

Zhong Shihuang saw Wen Gu with strange bangs, looked at him with wide eyes, and looked hopeful. He couldn't help but picked up the unopened pizza box and knocked it on his forehead, "You want me to ascend to heaven soon?!"

"..."

Wen Gu laughed dryly, "That's not what I meant."

Zhong Shihuang threw the pizza box on the table, turned and went upstairs: "Clean up after eating."

Wen Gu lay on the table and scratched his scalp.How could anyone not want to be a fairy? !

Zhong Shihuang returned to the room, closed the door, and leaned against the door panel for a long time, unwilling to move.

The afterglow at the turn of day and night hit the curtains, and the faint light could not illuminate the room covered by thick darkness.In this darkness, he didn't have to pretend to be strong, the hard shell he had supported instantly cracked, revealing the bloody and bloody inner heart of a young man who had lost his parents.

This is a side of him that cannot be shown in front of outsiders.There were too many wolves waiting for him to pull out his weak belly, and take the opportunity to charge up and tear him to pieces.This is also a side he can't show in front of his grandfather.It is a tragedy in the world for a white-haired man to send a black-haired man, he can't let his grief-stricken grandfather worry about him anymore.

He can only hide and bear it.

It's funny, but the only person who saw him crying was a strange old man who had never met him and claimed to be a god.Unfortunately, after being ridiculed by himself when he left the warehouse, he never appeared again.

Zhong Shihuang found himself missing him a little bit.

At least he didn't have to work so hard to hide his emotions in front of the god who seemed to have boundless mana.Anyway, if he wanted to harm him, he would never live to this day.

Numerous thoughts were tangled in his mind, he should be confused, his heart was even more confused, and he couldn't sleep all night, but he just fell asleep leaning against the door.In the middle of the night, I also had a dream of family reunion.

Sweet dreams are easy to wake up.

He opened his eyes, his cheeks seemed to still retain the warmth of his mother's palm, and his father's approving eyes were also close in front of him, but why was there darkness all around?

He stood up slowly with numb legs and turned on the light.

The sudden light made him squint his eyes.

The cold room reminded him of the cold fact - the scene of a family reunion can only appear in dreams.

The discrepancy between the beautiful dream and the cruel reality suddenly broke down the wall of heart he had built with great difficulty, and tears flowed down his face.

Zhong Shihuang never cried a few times since he was a child, and he was stronger and braver than others when he was a baby. Every time Liu Xiaoling mentioned it, he always looked proud.But this time, he seemed to want to consume all the tears he had accumulated back then.

He cried very softly, like sobbing silently, but it still alarmed Wen Gu.He listened downstairs for a while, a little worried, opened the door and walked to the stairs, looking up.

The crying stopped slowly.

Wen Gu waited and saw that there was no other movement. He was about to go back to his room when the lights in the upstairs corridor suddenly turned on.Zhong Shihuang looked down at him with a pair of light bulb eyes, and asked in a nasal voice: "What are you doing here?"

Wen Gu said, "I'm hungry."

Pizza was served hot for a late night snack.

Maybe it was because of crying too hard, Zhong Shihuang ate three pieces of pizza by himself.Wen Gu is still pretending to bite and let it go, let it go and let it go.

After eating, his head gradually recovered. Zhong Shihuang grabbed a tissue and wiped his nose, and said lazily, "I have a cold."

"..." What a lousy excuse.However, such a Zhong Shihuang made Wen Gu completely unable to bear to add insult to injury, not only could not bear to add insult to injury, but also couldn't help comforting him: "Sadness is temporary, and your future is still very long."

Zhong Shihuang paused when he wiped his hands, and said in a cold tone, "I just have a cold."

Wen looked at him knowingly: "I know."

"..." Zhong Shihuang said, "Go to the kitchen and cook two eggs!"

Wen Gu looked at him suspiciously.

"go."

"I'm your bodyguard." Wen Gu declared his duty.

"If you don't go, you won't be anymore." Zhong Shihuang declared his rights.

Wen Gu got up silently and went to the kitchen.In the face of power, the boundaries of responsibility are easily blurred.

Boiled eggs...

Boiled eggs...

Boiled eggs...

Wen Gu took out a raw egg from the refrigerator, studied the shiny kitchen utensils and complicated stove for a while, and cooked the egg.

"It's ready?" Zhong Shihuang appeared at the kitchen door.

Wen Gu put the egg in the bowl and gave it to him.

Zhong Shihuang was amazed at his speed, the eggs were indeed hot when he touched them. "...Don't hang around, go to bed early."

Seeing him walking away with the bowl, Wen Gu reminded: "Wrap the eyes with a cloth, it's too hot."

Zhong Shihuang's back froze, and he continued walking as if nothing had happened.

Wen Gu smiled.The day was generally bad, but it ended well.

Applying eggs to the eyes still has some effect.When Zhong Shihuang woke up the next day, his eyes were not as closed as last night, but they were still a little red.He found a pair of flat mirrors, took a look in the mirror, and went downstairs after making sure it wasn't too obvious.

Take a breath of fresh air on the balcony.

Zhong Shihuang said: "Clean up and go have breakfast."

Wen Gu immediately came back from the balcony, ready to put on his shoes.

Zhong Shihuang grabbed him, stared at his bare feet, and said in a deep voice, "Where are the socks I gave you?"

"You didn't say the socks were for me." Wen Gu was very innocent.

Zhong Shihuang looked at his pants strangely: "Did you change your underwear?"

Wen Gu: "..."

Zhong Shihuang thought of something, and rushed straight into the bathroom next to his room, looking at the dry bathtub, his face was so dark that it couldn't be darker: "Get out of here!"

Wen Gu stood at the door: "What are you doing?"

Zhong Shihuang looked at him like he was looking at a mobile trash can: "You don't take a shower?"

Wen Gu frowned and said, "Who said that?"

"Don't lie to me, the bathtub is dry!"

"I didn't wash it yesterday."

"...then how many days do you take a bath?"

Wen Gu thought for a while and said, "Once a week?" Cultivators don't have any dirt on their bodies. It doesn't matter whether they take a bath or not.

But a mortal like Zhong Shihuang naturally couldn't accept it.He turned on the water himself, dragged Wen Gu into the bathroom, "not allowed to come out for an hour without washing." Then he closed the door and guarded outside.

Wen Gu said a word inside the door, the water was too loud, Zhong Shihuang couldn't hear clearly, "What?"

Wen Gu said, "Clothes."

Another uniform was hanging in the closet, easy to spot, but the new underwear wasn't in the drawer.Zhong Shihuang thought for a while, and went to the laundry room, and sure enough, he saw new underwear and socks on the rack next to the washing machine.He was very speechless, the slowness and stupidity of this Zhao Shuqing was beyond his imagination.

Putting his underwear and shirt pants in the same bag, he knocked on the bathroom door.

Wen Gu, who was soaking in the bathtub, replied without thinking, "Please come in."

Zhong Shihuang opened the door and stuffed the bag through the crack of the door, but there was no one to respond: "Here!"

Wen Gu looked at the hand that was swaying up and down in the crack of the door, and smiled lightly, and the bag automatically jumped onto the shelf next to it.

Zhong Shihuang withdrew his hand, feeling something was wrong.Did Wen Gu come out to pick up the bag just now?But listening to the sound of splashing water inside, he didn't dare to open the door and go in to check.Just imagining the picture made his mouth dry.

It's ridiculous to say that, as the heir of Ling Tian Group, he doesn't even have a first love.The only person who was close to being moved was his cousin.

At that time, he was still young, and his aunt's family had not immigrated, so Liu Hansi often came to play with him.Watching a DVD at home once, Liu Hansi lay on the ground wearing a silk shirt. The smooth fabric stuck to his back, outlining his figure.It was such an ordinary scene that made him desire and impulsive towards a person for the first time in his life.

He was so scared that he didn't fall asleep for several nights, and that scene was over and over in his mind.Fortunately, it didn't take long for Liu Hansi to immigrate with his parents, so he didn't notice the abnormality.

As he got older, he became more and more aware of his sexuality.His parents' expectation and care made him dare not express it.Anyway, although he knew that he liked a man, he had never met anyone who was really attracted to him, so he didn't have to worry about a second person knowing the secret.

It's just that not being tempted doesn't mean having no desires. For a magician who uses his five fingers to solve problems all the year round, the naked man in the bath is too imaginative!

After Wen Gu took a shower, Zhong Shihuang was sitting on the sofa, drinking water with a blank expression on his face. Seeing him coming out, his eyes flickered twice strangely: "Washed clean?"

Wen Gu was slightly embarrassed. After living for so many years, it was the first time that someone felt dirty: "Yeah."

"Have you washed your hair?" Zhong Shihuang didn't wait for him to answer, and said again, "I'll take you to a haircut."

"Haircut?" Wen Gu felt that there was no room for further cutting of his hair.

……

He is so naive.

Zhong Shihuang, who took Wen Gu to a haircut at the hair salon, was in a good mood, and unexpectedly gave a compliment: "Not bad."

Wen Gu said: "It's better to shave off."

Zhong Shihuang said: "No, this is very good." He is full of masculinity, and there should be no more associations.At least, he never had any thoughts about Geng Songping and Zhou Fuhu.