[Comprehensive British and American] Panda's Struggle

After Xiaoyu hung up the phone helplessly, she walked up to Casey at the cash register, "Sheldon is about to arrive at the battlefield, please be prepared."

The Sheldon in Xiaoyu's mouth, whose full name is Sheldon Cooper, is a theoretical physicist and a frequent visitor to the Chinese restaurant.With an IQ of 187 and a photographic memory, he received his first doctorate at the age of 15.Since I came to the Chinese restaurant for the first time and tasted the manager's craftsmanship, I always order food every Saturday, even if I don't order, I will order takeaway, and the time for ordering takeaway is fixed every time, thank you every time Leon's order was exactly the same, never changing.In addition to Sheldon, each time with his good friend and roommate Leonard Hofstadter.Leonard is an experimental physicist who does research at the same university as Sheldon.

But usually they dine with two friends, Howard Worowitz and Rajesh Kusapari. Howard is a scientist in the Department of Applied Physics, has a master's degree in engineering from the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, and is Jewish.Short stature, but has a self-confidence that exceeds his size.He thinks he is very attractive, and he will not miss any chance to strike up a conversation with beautiful women—no, not even beautiful women, but all women.He is also the most persistent one in the shop who hooks up with Xiaoyu.He has a high talent for languages, can speak six languages, and speaks Chinese quite fluently, at least not like the Chinese that Sheldon learned temporarily, so Xiaoyu can't guess it.However, Sheldon's Chinese has improved rapidly. At least now, apart from the problem of pronunciation and intonation, Xiaoyu can almost guess. At the beginning, Sheldon used the phrase "syphilis donkey" to confuse Xiaoyu for a long time. Goodday, when Xiaoyumao suddenly realized, he felt powerless.

The last of the foursome, Rajesh from India, is an astrophysicist.Rajesh is a very shy boy who can't even speak to girls.Every time Xiaoyu would be specially beckoned by Howard, only to make Rajesh shut up.

Among the four, Sheldon is the most picky. It's not that he is dissatisfied with the taste, but that Sheldon has a very serious obsessive-compulsive disorder.Like fixed things, accurate to a fixed dinner on a fixed day, order a fixed meal.So if there is any difference, Sheldon will give his opinion. For example, because the Chinese restaurant is very busy, but there is no rule of reserving seats, so if you dine in, the seats may be different every time.Over time, the four of them, or Sheldon, chose to order takeout, and the others, as always, had to obey his advice or be annoyed to death by him.And it was originally a group of homeboy nerds, it is more comfortable not to go out.

Although there was one who was obscene, one who could never order, and one who was always picky, the only normal one was Xiaoyu, who was confirmed to be in his early 20s by the obscene crush who broke his crush.But Xiaoyu actually doesn't dislike the four otakus. Apart from being socially awkward, the four are actually quite cute. They often use physics to explain comics and sci-fi movies in a serious manner at the dinner table.In the event of a dispute, Xiaoyu will be asked to be the referee.

Sure enough, half an hour later, Sheldon rushed into the restaurant, followed by Leonard, who was dressed in casual clothes as an ordinary otaku, walked in helplessly.To Casey at the cash register, he was the first to say, "I'm sorry."

Sheldon didn't see Xiaoyu, and impassionedly accused the Chinese restaurant of modifying the menu without consulting him, causing psychological harm to him, and the Chinese restaurant's lack of care for regular customers.And strongly requested to change the tangerine peel chicken tenders back to Saturday.

"...So, the conclusion is that the chicken tenders with tangerine peel should be changed back to the Saturday menu." Shelton listed his ten sub-arguments one by one with a serious expression, and finally concluded his statement.

Leonard next to him looked helpless, and nodded again to the expressionless Casey, "Once again, I said it, I'm sorry."

"If you don't change it, order it if you want to order it, and don't block it if you don't order it." Casey raised her eyebrows, her aura was full, and she spoke with a cold face.

"Okay, bye!" Leonard immediately hesitated, and dragged Sheldon out, but unfortunately he was too weak to drag Sheldon at all.

Pan came over and asked, "Do you need anything?"

"What?! Newcomers?! When will there be more newcomers in the Chinese restaurant! I hate change! The staffing of the Chinese restaurant has not changed for so many years?! I want to change the Chinese restaurant! I decided to change—" Shell Dun felt furious when he saw Pang Da.

Leonard immediately rushed over to cover Sheldon's mouth, and whispered: "Sheldon! This is the best Chinese restaurant in New York, not to mention that they have never raised prices! And it's rare that the boss and the clerk both Can stand your restaurant!!"

In the end, it became clear that Sheldon was Pan who came to find fault, and he lifted the two of them to the door of the restaurant and put them down. “Welcome to visit next time~”

Leonard's eyes drifted, "Who am I? Where am I? What happened?"

"What happened? Let me tell you, we were just picked up by an oriental boy who looked thinner than me and who just came of age by visual inspection!"

"I know! But that boy looks so thin!! How could he be able to carry the two of us, one in each hand!" Leonard felt that his three views had been refreshed.

"Tch——Leonard, have you forgotten that when Howard molested Xiaoyu before, Xiaoyu also picked him up and threw him out of the restaurant with one hand." Shelton rolled his eyes, "Another time, Casey raised her hand A bucket of drinking water was brought into the kitchen. During the dinner on September [-] last year, we discussed that Chinese restaurants recruit people based on strength.”

Leonard didn't bother to refute Sheldon, and walked back on his own, but he also wondered whether the Chinese restaurant really recruited people based on their strength.

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After seeing off the last guest, Xiaoyu brought out the staff meals, and Kathy and Pan together cleaned up the last table's dishes, put them in the dishwasher, and then prepared their table.

During the meal, the store manager explained Xiaoyu's abnormality in one word, saying that Xiaoyu had something on his mind.

Xiaoyu didn't hide it either, "Didn't I deliver food to my idol, Tony Stark today?"

"So you didn't see him in person?" Kathy asked.

Xiaoyu shook her head, "I saw it. And I found that he seems to be poisoned, and he will die soon."

"So he was poisoned by someone?" Pan asked.

Xiaoyu shook her head to express that she didn't know, and it was just a meeting, so there were too few things to see. "I think, if there is a chance to contact again, let's take a look. He should still be there for a while."

"Okay, let's not talk about my idol." Xiaoyu saw that the atmosphere at the dinner table was a little heavy by herself, so she changed the subject, "Speaking of Fatty, have you thought about going to school?"

Pan, who was buried in his meal, was suddenly called by his name, lifted his face from his bowl, and looked at Xiaoyu in confusion. "School?"

"That's right, didn't you say it last time? Although we have almost supplemented your common sense, you still don't understand a lot of modern knowledge. If you need to learn systematically, it's best to go to school. Just experience life gone."

Pan tried hard to recall such a conversation? "What is school... like?"

Xiaoyu introduced the daily life of some middle school students, and Pan shook his head firmly. "No! Why do you have to learn the knowledge of the human race?"

"Because you want to integrate into human society." Xiaoyu gave a very practical reason.

Casey joined the discussion at this time, "Wait a little longer, the school is so long for a day, what if Panda loses control and changes back to his original shape."

Xiaoyu rolled her eyes, "I think you are afraid that if Panda goes to school, there will be no pandas to masturbate."

Casey didn't argue.

Pang Da thought for a while, if he had to do something...

"I don't want to go to school, I want to be a superhero." Like Jade and Kathy's idols.If it is worthy of the worship of Xiaoyu and Casey, then it should be great, Pan Ru thought.