Phoenix Dance Nine Heavens [Comprehensive Martial Arts]

Xiang Xiaojiu is not completely changed at this moment.

Although he is really annoying.

I really don't understand, what kind of thing is it that always catches them off guard and drives them out of the dimensional wall, and then randomly tore one of them and throws them in!

And it was so rare for him and Ah Jiu to build the Great Song Dynasty to the point where both Zhuge Xiaohua and Fu Zongshu agreed that they would go out and conquer by themselves, how difficult is it?

The result was halfway...

Ugh!

Xiang Xiaojiu depressedly squeezed the skin on his arm that was just covered with bones, and had to admit that it was very annoying to always ignore his and Ah Jiu's will and just throw them around casually. ,

But they did go too far!

In this Northern Expedition, the Song Army was originally equipped with fine weapons and stable logistics, and the problem of insufficient war horses could be fully made up for with black technology. If it was fought steadily, not to mention the sixteen prefectures of Yanyun, at least it would be able to share the territory of the original Liao Kingdom with the Kingdom of Jin It's evenly divided.

But it was the first time he and Ajiu went to the battlefield hand in hand, and suddenly found the taste of fighting side by side, barely able to vent the anxiety that Gaotang dreamed of all these years...

cough cough!Anyway, it was too refreshing, and accidentally flew away.

Originally, the Chinese army was not afraid of going deep. After all, he had already thrown the emperor of the Jin Kingdom at Gu Xichao's feet, and the emperor of the Liao Kingdom had spontaneously changed his name and called himself his younger brother.

Even in Juyongguan, the number of Jin soldiers is almost twice that of the Song and Liao coalition forces——

Can't stand the movement of being expelled from the dimension wall!

Thunder strikes or something!

…If I had known it earlier, I wouldn’t have complained about being expelled silently last time, alas!I don't know if the thing thrown out at the end has any effect.

Regret medicine is the rarest thing in the world. Now that the matter has come to an end, Xiang Xiaojiu has no choice but to face another Zhao and Song Dynasty. He needs to be more patient.

——Yes, this is another Zhao Song Dynasty.

——Another Zhao Song Dynasty that is different from the history books of Gong Jiu's hometown and the Zhao Song Dynasty that just left, but they all have a bit of similarity.

For chestnut:

The current emperor's name is Zhao Zhen.Yes, that is the Song Renzong Zhao Zhen who was so benevolent that he even treated corrupt officials like Sun Mian lightly, and made Xiang Xiaojiu complain that benevolence can be a disaster.

It's just that the two Zhao Zhens that Xiang Xiaojiu knew before were both serious and serious sixth sons of the late emperor, but this Zhao Zhen was actually adopted by the late emperor from the family of the Eight Sage Kings.

Well, Xiang Xiaojiu had never heard of this eight virtuous king before, but he was deeply impressed by Taizong's eighth son, Zhou Wang Zhao Yuanyan——

Just because of the big fire in the eighth year of Dazhong Xiangfu, which finally burned half of the national treasury and a large number of precious books, it almost created a cultural gap, and lost the money saved during the Taizu period to buy it or raise troops to fight back Yanyun The conflagration in the sixteen prefectures started from the royal palace of Zhou.

Of course it wasn't Zhao Yuanyan who set the fire.

But who said that it was his palace man who caused the fire?

Even if he didn't miss the best time to recover Yanyun sixteen prefectures, and finally fell to Yashan without China, at least he couldn't get rid of a lack of control.

...but that doesn't matter.

Here is the youngest son of Taizu, Eight Sage King Zhao Defang, another Eight Great King Zhao Yuanyan who instinctively lived all the way to the middle of Renzong, died young.

Well, he died in that fire, and it is said that he died in fighting the fire.

Although it was not saved, half of the national treasury and a large collection of books were still burned, and Zhao Yuanyan tried his best to save it.

But these are not the main points.

At least for Xiang Xiaojiu now, not at all!

Xiang Xiaojiu is most concerned about:

How can he and his family, Ah Jiu, rescue these children together?

——Yes, it is annoying to be forced to change the map by surprise, but this time, Double Nine has fallen into one place!

It's just another change of skin, and a new start from being so weak that you can't even open your purse.

With no internal strength, the moves are actually still there, not to mention the magic tricks that have been figured out from the seal of immortality, and they don't have to rely on true energy to use.

It's just that it lacks true energy, the effect is worse, and it just takes a little more effort.

It does not matter.

Never being forced to separate, for Double Nine, it is more important than anything else.

Although it is a bit critical at the moment, Shuangjiu can still hold his breath. While trying to untie each other, he can also distract himself from listening to those two bastards, the bull-nosed and the bald donkey. After the wisdom and courage of the eighth son of Taizu and Taizu, the big deception continued.

"...so eight is definitely a good number! 88 virgins and 88 virgins worshiping heaven will definitely solve the crisis in Chenzhou!"

"Not only can it solve the current crisis in Chenzhou!

From the point of view of the poor, the gods are merciful to Lord Hou's piety, and maybe they will return some of the treasury treasures that were taken away when King Zhou was taken away. Then Lord Hou will become a great hero of the Song Dynasty!

Don’t say that ordinary civil servants are grateful to you, even the imperial censors, because you moved the heavens and recovered the many precious ancient books and historical materials, they must be embarrassed to join you..."

As the second of the 88 virgins sacrificed to heaven, and the only one out of the 170 six sober, Shuangjiu didn't respond at all.

Anyway, whether the monks and Taoists are fooling or not, just inciting people to sacrifice to heaven should be dead.

Shuangjiu still has the ability to kill one of them.

Don't be in a hurry, one is that the arrangements for the other 170 four children are more difficult, and the other...

Xiang Xiaojiu suddenly smiled slightly.

When monks and Taoists practiced the Dafa of deception, the fool who was deceived quite bought it.

Even if you didn't see that guy's expression, and only responded to him with a few words from the monks and Taoists, you can still hear that this fool obviously has no doubts about the prospect of a perfect solution to the crisis in Chenzhou, and that he won the favor of God, Asking him to reward more collections of ancient books that went to heaven with Zhao Yuanyan back then is also very longing.

What is rare is that under such longing, I can still find some self-knowledge:

"Hey! I don't ask them to be grateful, and I don't dare to think that they will never join me. After all, my brother-in-law, my sister, my father, and my brother really dote on me a little bit!"

Not only is he quite self-aware, but he is also very considerate of others:

"After all, that's what Taijian Yushi does! Even my brother-in-law and the others can spray their faces, and we deserve to be given to the family members of Taijian Yushi's supervisor, and there is nothing to worry about..."

"I just hope they don't care too much about me."

The big idiot with a duck voice said, and sighed:

"It's actually good to have them watch over the relatives of the clan, so that my brother-in-law can live a little more securely, and I can benefit from my eldest nephew in the future.

That's it...

I didn't think about what to do, it's good to be pampered by my brother-in-law and sister, at most, I bumped into a small vendor occasionally, trampled on some field ridges, but my father also made people lose money!

Why don't they pay attention?Why are you staring at me for such a trivial matter? "

As the "emperor" who had also rectified the scope and cost of the censor's rectification and remonstrance, Xiang Xiaojiu was quite in favor of this idiot.

Of course, it is limited to those few words related to Taiwan's remonstrance.

After all, the big fool is still the big fool, he said a few words that sounded decent, and the next sentence was silly again:

"But these 170 six children, although they were sent out by their own parents voluntarily, I don't know if they are happy or not?"

He longed and sighed:

"It's good to be a little fairy boy in the sky, but if you can't see your parents and sisters from now on, it's too scary!"

——This big idiot has a sense of substitution.

It made the monk and the Taoist fool around again, and finally convinced the idiot that the children lived a wonderful life in the sky. Even if they missed their families, there was also the possibility of seeing each other in a dream. class of solutions.

Although the idiot was still muttering "How can I have fun in my dream", he was worried:

"The fire that sends these children to the sky is exactly the same as the one I tried before? It looks like it's burning hot, but it doesn't hurt at all?"

The one who always recites the Buddha's name is very confident:

"Of course not! How can the celestial fire that is sacrificed to the heavens be equal to the ordinary fire?"

The Taoist said to the Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, and his words were humorous:

"I also hope that after these fairies return to their thrones, in addition to thanking Lord Hou for choosing them to serve the heavens, there will also be a few who will think of my goodness in busy schedules, and dare not stand shoulder to shoulder with Lord Hou. Anyway, reward me with a few elixir...

How dare you make them uncomfortable? "

The monks also vowed:

"Master Hou, just look at it! Brother Dao and I can't do anything else, this fairy fire is absolutely proficient! Guarantee that these children will go straight to heaven and return to their thrones in their dreams. No pain, no crying... Guaranteed. It won't wake them up!"

Can't you wake up?

Take such a heavy drug!

Even if these children are rescued, they still need to take good care of them, otherwise they will either gradually become mentally handicapped, or they will not survive the next spring.

Xiang Xiaojiu still had a smile on his face, but became inexplicably grim.

Gong Jiu had been with him for decades, and gradually he became very disgusted with such idiots who prey on women, children, the elderly and the weak.

The two looked at each other, stood up hand in hand, and were walking outside, when they suddenly heard two screams and a few exclamations, as well as the idiot's exasperation:

"You, it's fine if you beat me, how could you kill the two fairy elders? Without them, who else can send the fairy boys back to their positions? Where should I go? And my brother-in-law's ancient books and treasures...

Whoa! "

At the beginning of the scolding, although the voice was trembling and intermittent, and the logical causal relationship in the words was even more ironic, it still had a bit of momentum.

In the end, the idiot didn't say a word, but burst into tears? !

He should be glad that he didn't cry for his father, mother, brother, sister, sister-in-law, brother-in-law! ?

Speaking of which, Shuangjiu has actually been in this skin for several hours.

While holding on to each other's dual cultivation, while taking advantage of the fact that the monks and Taoists only thought that they could no longer wake up, they got a lot of information here and there.

Before the big fool came to find the monk, Shuangjiu felt that it was a fool who was fooled by those two thieves.

When someone comes, I have to be patient and listen to a few more words, it's just to confirm how stupid this idiot is...

But even if he's sure the idiot can keep those kids and vomit his bear parents to death...

It never occurred to me that this guy could cry whenever he wanted, and he cried so earth-shatteringly!

Dumbfounded.jpg.

Probably because of the emotional resonance of this moment!

Although when they first met Bai Yutang in Double Ninth, the Chinchilla who looked like a teenager only took a look at them,

Just stop Ben Chong who suddenly appeared to block his sword, and said, "Master Bao has been ordered to inquire about Chenzhou's disaster relief situation and various matters. It is easy to kill him with a sword. I am afraid that I will miss it if I kill the witnesses." "Inside Story" little black cat,

He raised his eyebrows and sneered, "This Uncle Pang Guo is the person who led the disaster relief in Chenzhou. I heard with my own ears that he gave a large sum of money to that thief and bald donkey, and he also sacrificed children to heaven. What's the inside story" words,

He turned his head and said to Uncle Pang Guo and the fat fool who were on the ground:

"This is the fairy boy you are thinking about offering sacrifices to the heavens? There are only two bastards with only a layer of skin left. Which fairy family is so picky?"

Shuangjiu didn't care at all.

It's just that after Xiang Xiaojiu was able to open his purse, Bai Wuye drank alcohol for three full years, and occasionally ate two desserts behind someone's back.

On the contrary, Gong Jiu was extra generous. He entertained him a few times in Huangliangmeng, and finally it became a sweet dream, but I don't know if this little white mouse took advantage of the "Bai" surname?

In any case, the first meeting between Double Nine and the cat and mouse was quite amicable.

At least it is better to be kind than the cat and mouse who came to save the baby in the dark, but because of slightly different ideas and different methods, the cat and mouse almost got into a fight the first time they met.

Speaking of why this cat and mouse happened to collide, it was not just a clever word, but more importantly, Chen Zhou really made things worse.

Originally, the disaster in Chenzhou was not a big deal.

There are many neighbors in the Song Dynasty, and the middle and upper reaches of the Yellow River are not managed by our own family. Kaifeng has been flooded several times.

To put it bluntly, the Song court is already familiar with disasters like Chenzhou's.

It is said that Anlehou Pangyu is called to lead the disaster relief, but it is not easy for the officials. It is so rare that the pregnancy letter finally came out from the harem. I would like to advise all of you adults to just turn a blind eye and close your eyes to the selfishness of the officials sending him, a brother-in-law with a bad name and bad reputation, to make achievements.

Ordinarily, the officials in Chenzhou, although they are not very useful officials, took over the money, food and medicinal materials escorted by Anlehou step by step, and provided disaster relief as usual. The victims will always have a way to survive, Anlehou You can also go back to Beijing with some merit——

If Concubine Pang really felt happy because of this, and gave birth to a healthy and fat prince for the official family, the adults would not care too much about the follow-up of the official family rewarding An Lehou.

Yes, the lords gave An Lehou the responsibility of the chief of Chenzhou's disaster relief, and the initial position was:

An Lehou only needs to be high-ranking as the "general leader", and leave all matters to the officials headed by Xu Zhizhou in Chenzhou to handle it!

Even An Lehou himself didn't expect to accomplish any great things at first.

After all, since the founding of the Song Dynasty, they have paid great attention to learning from the lessons of the previous dynasties. It is common practice to use culture to control military forces and restrict foreign relatives.

An Lehou was able to get such an errand because it happened that his sister was pregnant, so the husband-in-law let his brother-in-law play a side ball that he was not considered a serious relative, at least to give him some qualifications.

An Lehou was also quite self-aware, and he didn't dare to take the jobs of the respected Jinshi of the imperial examinations and his subordinates in Need to Know.

Your lords are very clear about An Lehou's position, and An Lehou doesn't have the heart to make trouble.

He just took the opportunity to confuse his qualifications, and when his brother-in-law borrowed his big fat nephew's birth Dongfeng to mention him the title of title, he just wanted to say it nicely.

Forget about An Lehou, self-knowledge is very rare.

In fact, his disposition is not bad, although because his father, brother, sister and brother-in-law dote on him, he really spoils him a bit, but he is just a fool.

I ran into a peddler when I was playing on the ordinary street. When I was not in a hurry, I would stop to apologize, and take off a purse and jade pendant from my body to make compensation. Even if there is an occasional emergency, there will always be no shortage. People go to give him the aftermath.

If this is not the case, it is that the princes see that Concubine Pang's stomach is temporarily suppressed, and the officials still dare not "entrust important tasks" to the brother-in-law!

Even with the carefulness of the officials and the ability and shrewdness of the ministers, it can't be counted as much self-knowledge, and it can't be worth a word of "clever".

Although not all the officials in Chenzhou are very useful, there is always no problem in the relief of ordinary disasters that will happen once in three to five years.

At the beginning, even though An Lehou had just stepped into the territory of Chenzhou, Xu Zhizhou, who was supposed to be in charge of disaster relief, happened to be unconscious due to fever, and the officials in Chenzhou didn't think it was a big deal. "An Lehou did a decent job of helping the disaster.

An Lehou never expressed his opinions on the disaster relief plan coordinated by the officials, and occasionally couldn't help but go out for a walk, thinking that some people are more pitiful, and it is better to give more rice relief, and he has never been in the past. Think about disaster relief money and food.

Although the ancestors of the left and right Pang family had an ordinary family background, they couldn't stand Anlehou and his mother's huge dowry. Although the last words of the day were that the two sons and one daughter should be divided equally, but now the brothers and sisters are all up to the task, but Anlehou, a stupid younger brother, will get most of it——

And help him take care of it.

To put it bluntly, one year's harvest can catch up with the relief money and food allocated to Chenzhou by the imperial court.

Therefore, although An Lehou is short-sighted, he can only see the tragedy that hits his eyes, which is far inferior to those of you adults who can put their heads on their heads and look at the overall situation.

But he acts recklessly and only wants to use his own private property recklessly, and he is so stupid that officials and husbands don't worry about him buying people's hearts.

When the court first received An Lehou's role in Chenzhou, not to mention, even a few ministers praised the official for knowing people and making good use of them!

As a result, all the elders in the court felt at ease, but something happened to Chen Zhou.

First of all, An Lehou repeatedly ran into several cases. This adult secretly embezzled disaster relief money, spent time and money, drinking and courting prostitutes,

That lord took advantage of which local rich family, deliberately tilted the post-disaster water conservancy arrangement to a certain place, and killed many people who did not die in the flood, but they would not be able to survive because of the disaster relief measures...

No matter how self-aware An Lehou is, he still firmly believes in the saying "seeing is believing".

But at the beginning, he really didn't expect the trick of fairy boy offering sacrifices to the heavens. No matter how stupid An Lehou is, he was an idiot who grew up in the grand master's family and often went to the palace. Yes, but when they found a problem, calling their father, brother, brother-in-law and others to support them to fix it, it was this little dude's forte.

However, the memorial was ignored, and the private message was also responded.

That's all right, Chen Zhou said that Kaifeng is not far away, nor is it close. It is common for news to be delayed by a day or two, and it is not uncommon to be delayed by three to five days.

What made An Lehou feel at a loss was that besides Xu Zhizhou, many people in Chenzhou's officialdom fell ill one after another.

Did An Lehou find out that something was wrong, and there were also corrupt officials who had been called Anle Hou Mingli and secretly.

This disease is not very picky, just one or two, both of which are fevers with the same symptoms as Xu Zhizhou.

An Lehou is not stupid. Although he had a headache at the beginning and many officials fell down, fortunately, the regulations for disaster relief have been drawn up. He just disposes of the officials' money and grain according to the regulations, and those who have their own selfish tendencies just use their own private property to dispose of it. Money is.

Raw material thought, three to five days, it can still last.

In the end, I don’t know who mentioned a sentence in his ear, "There must be a big epidemic after the big disaster", and said that Chenzhou and Kaifeng are really close, and if one is not good, I am afraid that the little prince in the belly of the official family and Mrs. Pang They are going to be recruited by the God of Plague and so on——

Is this still great? !

An Lehou [The population of the Pang family is simple, but from Pang Taishi, to the Flying Star General in the frontier, to Pang Niangniang who is not the main palace in the palace, who is not the essence of human sperm?

Perhaps it was also because of this that the family's stupidity was left to An Lehou, this idiot was really stupid to the bone. ] At first hearing, I almost fainted from fright.

However, he didn't really faint, and it was rare to burst out with unprecedented courage and responsibility.

——As a result, a serious crime is borne.

Although Pang Yu was not a vicious person, he was really not a person capable of doing business.

Let's put it this way, I can recognize a thousand or eight hundred characters in commonly used characters, and I can write them well, but I can't recite twenty consecutive characters in the Four Books and Five Classics.

Because of what happened to him when he was young, the Pang family didn't expect him to learn anything. It was a pleasant surprise to be able to learn a thousand and eight hundred commonly used words in the Chinese language book. Usually, if you knock down a stall, you can think about untying a purse and jade pendant as compensation. I have to praise him for his thoughtfulness,-

In short, the expectations of Pang Yu's parents for him can be seen from his knighthood: peace and happiness are enough.

It happened that by mistake, he was asked to take care of it.

Taking the tricks learned from the story books and listening to the books, and rushing to carry a Chenzhou that has undergone a sudden change, what kind of ending can it end?

Pang Yu had intentions, he was scared to death, but because he heard that people in plagued areas, even those who were asymptomatic, would take the God of Plague out when they went out,

Not only did he prevent ordinary soldiers and civilians from entering and leaving, even he himself, who was too frightened to eat and sleep uneasy, did not dare to leave Chenzhou for half a step.

Without him, I am most afraid of implicating my father, brother, brother-in-law, sister, and eldest nephew, and I dare not imagine the consequences of bringing the epidemic out because of his greed for life and fear of death, and turning around to call the plague god that was originally limited to Chenzhou to sweep up the entire Song Dynasty. .

No matter how afraid I was, I had to hide in bed and cry alone.

Well, in just a few days, I've changed from a big fat man to a relatively less fat little fat man.

The supernatural powers of one monk and one monk first appeared when Pang Xiaofa was crying and tired in bed, but couldn't sleep peacefully, like a dream but not a dream.

——Oh, of course, that supernatural power is nothing more than killing ghosts and seeing blood, coaxing An Lehou, a fool who has seen so many dramas and doesn't have such tricks.

The timing of Shuangjiu's waking up was just right, and the two thieves were just about to accomplish their great achievements, so they couldn't help but chattered a lot in private.

Shuangjiu didn't know the identity of the messenger behind them, and some other tricks,

How to cooperate with the drug to fool Pang Yu, making him think that he really got the favor of the gods in his dream,

Pang Yu tried it with white phosphorous low-temperature fire, and thought that the fairy fire used to sacrifice people to heaven would be harmless and painless...

Well, I really listened to it!

It's also fortunate that Shuangjiu listened so full of ears, otherwise, if Pang Stupid was frightened by the little white mouse, he would just cry about the virtues of his father, brother, sister, and brother-in-law, maybe that monk would die together. However, the things he planned cannot be done in full, and many twists and turns will also be added.

Xiang Xiaojiu doesn't like to get used to the stinking problem of that ignorant dude being deceived and being able to ask at least 170 or six children to pay the IQ tax with their lives on his behalf.

But the two monks and Taoists were not talking about the inside story when the two of them recovered their spirits, and he didn't like to just keep silent, let this young man who kept his mouth shut and picky, casually slaughtered Pang idiot .

Good or bad, this idiot also has a little bit of courage to seal himself in when the city is closed by the plague.

Since Double Nine happened to hit him, he didn't mind going to the trouble to give him a chance for a fair trial.

Bai Yutang raised his eyebrows and sneered:

"Fair? Just such a guy who doesn't know whether he's fake or really black-hearted can keep the people of a state alive. What kind of fairness is there? What kind of fairness is there?"

"It is precisely because of the lack of fairness in the world that a good man like Xiongtai who still has passion should not go astray, do extreme things with good intentions, and make the world more injustice."

Zhan Zhao looked at Bai Yutang seriously,

"Anyway, An Lehou is always the one chosen by the officials and the ministers to lead Chenzhou's disaster relief. Even if there is anything wrong with his actions, he should be dealt with according to the law——

Now there is also a response from the court, Mr. Bao has been ordered to search for relief, and he is on his way to Chenzhou. The day when the truth comes out and the culprit is handed over should not be far away, so why worry? "

"It is important to know that a pig bites a person. People can't just bite the pig back. Instead, they should try to communicate with the pig owner, and then based on the communication results, and whether the pig hurt the person because of madness, stupidity, or pure accident, Depending on the situation, it is purely killing pigs and burning corpses, or it can entertain the folks for a pig-killing feast——

Even if it's just killing pigs to vent their anger and make amends, there should be utensils for killing pigs, and you can't just imitate pigs and directly bite their teeth. "

Pang Shadan was not intelligent at all, not long ago he saw Bai Yutang kill two people in a row, and almost followed those two people and sealed Bai Daxia's throat with a sword.

It was listening to Shuangjiu retelling the clever secrets that the two monks and Taoists were too proud to sing together when they were alone together——

By the way, I also saw Bai Yutang take out the white phosphorus from the thief's arms, and tried the low-temperature fire once.

——At this moment, he was scratching his head, thinking about it until his head hurt, and at the same time clutching his little heart, still in shock.

But even though Stupid Pang is stupid and cowardly, he knows that Zhan Zhao stopped Bai Yutang and saved his life.

As a matter of course, people are classified into their own small circle like the double nine who defended him.

Because of this, even though he couldn't understand what Zhan Zhao meant, he could only vaguely hear the meaning of persuading Bai Yutang not to kill him, so he pecked at the chicken very graciously:

"Yes, yes, I think what the hero in black said makes a lot of sense."