Phoenix Dance Nine Heavens [Comprehensive Martial Arts]

The two dolls didn't actually do anything, they just gave some gifts to Double Ninth.

——A pretty standard, but extremely simple net, and a straw grasshopper with dry and curly hair.

To be honest, in all the worlds of the Double Ninth Festival, I have never received such shabby gifts.

But no matter how stunned, Pang Yuti slipped over the threshold and ran over with his arms raised, and the shy smile of the girl who hurriedly chased after him to protect him...

What else can Double Nine do?

Double Ninth can really handle them all!

Don't look at the stupid Pang dodging the twitch, and the little dolls on the second head got a compliment, and Shuangjiu will cause trouble later.

Taking advantage of the auspicious day when the little prince of the dynasty and Pang Yu and his nephew were hosting the full moon banquet, as Pang Yuyu's special guest into the palace, as soon as Xiang Xiaojiu opened his mouth, those who were present and those who were not, basically except for the full moon banquet In addition to the main character, the chubby kid who laughs so horribly that he looks like a nephew like an uncle, and the big boss who can be counted in the inner palace, they are all sued!

One is to sue Bao Zheng for saying that "Pang Yu must be alive and cannot escape the crime", which has not been fulfilled so far, which is suspected of dereliction of duty and breaking the law.

One is to accuse Grand Master Pang of not being strict with his children.

But don't talk about the nonsense that he had a high fever when he was a child and his temper was simple and straightforward. Pang Yu really has a fever and is stupid!

Even the real fools, as long as the elders are educated carefully, many of them can be trained to take care of themselves basically, not easily hurt people and throw things, and they will not casually coax someone with a candied haws!

However, Grand Master Pang just taught a fool who was so dizzy by taking two high imitations of so-called ancient books and an old fake bronze tripod that he almost killed a whole state to pay the IQ tax on his behalf. Son!

It's okay for the idiot to be stupid for a while, he himself has a bit of a warning and restrains his desire to learn well, Grand Master Pang didn't hurry to teach him well, and let him see the sky running around and fighting crickets nonsense?

We all know that he is more upright and straightforward, so let's teach him when he wants to, and if he is played wild again, next time he will be coaxed casually, and the trouble will not be as good as the previous rescue. From the story, it doesn't matter whether this idiot will lose his life or not, it means that he bears the heavy responsibility of human life because of this, so can he live with it in his heart?

It's fine if we only stop here, although Concubine Pang Guifei doesn't like this child stealing the limelight at her precious son's full moon banquet, and even choked on her father, but when she came, she was grateful for the baby who saved her brother's life , Second, words such as "Pang Yu is not really stupid, but just a little more straightforward" are still pleasant to hear.

Even Pang Yu himself, first listening to Xiang Xiaojiu's intentionally out of context and mentioning that Bao Zheng wanted him to live, was only trembling in his heart, but he didn't complain;

I was a little upset when I heard that his father was going to sue him for not being strict with his children, but it was rare for someone to praise him for not being stupid, and he was also happy. Besides, Chen Zhou and his party almost caused a catastrophe, and Pang Yu really wanted to learn something. Good son, don't ask how to be diligent in the affairs of the king and set up a family, at least don't kill innocent lives and tire your family and loved ones.

Therefore, regardless of whether what Xiang Xiaojiu said was good or not, Pang Yu himself did not complain, and the Pang family father and daughter were not easy to argue with his little benefactor, so it was fine.

He never expected that such a little orphan, who was said to have grown up in a nursing home a few months ago, was so courageous.

Not only did he sue his biological mother's family at the full moon banquet of the eldest prince, but also the emperor's only child, even the prince and his father were not spared!

The emperor, the empress dowager, and even all the princes and gentlemen in the court have learned from you, my lords...

It doesn't matter whether they are on the scene or not, Xiang Xiaojiu counts as one, and no one will be spared!

The emperor and the prime ministers and censors are naturally:

"An Lehou had a high fever when he was young. It's not surprising that you don't know about it. Even if an adult insists that he doesn't know An Lehou's character and ability, I have nothing to argue with him——

Just one point, how important is the disaster relief?

How many people should there be in Chenzhou alone?If the Chenzhou incident is not handled well, apart from the fact that the people of Chenzhou have nothing to live for and their lives are in danger, how much impact should it have?

You didn't check out what kind of person An Lehou is and how capable he is, and didn't think about giving him one or two useful assistants, supervisors, etc., so you hastily entrusted the people of a state...

Pity me and my family Ah Jiu, we managed to escape from the flood, and we went to the imperial court to provide relief, but we were almost burned to death in the blink of an eye! "

"Later, although the martyr was lucky enough to awaken An Lehou, An Lehou really repented sincerely, and he also put his heart into arranging for us——

But if it wasn't for my Ah Jiu's other adventures and superb medical skills, even if I survived the sacrifice to the heavens and got poisoned by such a poisonous drug, I would not be able to fight for the ending of being either stupid or short-lived, or stupid and short-lived! "

Xiang Xiaojiu himself had just been an official for several years,

With Gong Jiu helping Zhuge Xiaohua, Fu Zongshu and others to hang carrots that they coveted, there is not much to worry about in governing the country and practicing military affairs.

Xiang Xiaojiu himself was concentrating on the mysterious power that kicked them between the dimensional walls at will, not to mention resistance, he must find a way to hold hands with him as soon as possible, and ensure that he can walk together wherever he goes ...

Even when he was new here for the past few months, Xiang Xiaojiu didn't talk much, and even the first few times when he defended Pang Yu, he just repeated the same sentence as Gong Jiu, you and me. That's all.

Speaking of it, Xiang Xiaojiu hadn't given full play to his verbal ability for several years.

But the mouthpiece is still the mouthpiece.

Don't look at the fact that you haven't fired much for several years, it is still very powerful once fired.

At least after Xiang Xiaojiu mentioned that he and Gong Jiu "nearly escaped" several times, the emperor's face was full of shame.

However, Xiang Xiaojiu is still not enough.

Not only did he greet the men one by one, even the women were not spared!

"I heard that when Anlehou was seriously ill when he was young, Madam Pang was still in her boudoir? Did Anlehou Qimeng also be taught by the empress herself? You have entered the palace these years, and because Anlehou was young and sweet, you still often enter the palace to greet him?"

"——Of course, you have already entered the palace after all, and An Lehou's upbringing cannot be blamed on you, but you can't say that you don't know whether An Lehou can support a Chen state, can you?

Can't you remind me a thing or two?

It's just that it's too late to remind others to send An Lehou to take on such a big burden, at least to remind him to assign a few assistants and supervisors, don't ask him to take on such a big burden alone! "

Xiang Xiaojiu didn't know if it was a rare occasion to talk back, so that he got too excited, but he was so mad that he didn't even let the Empress Dowager Liu go!

"Your Majesty has been in charge for many years, and I heard that she hasn't completely let go of her hands yet. It's been a long time since the official family's crown ceremony, and you still have a lot of control over his affairs in the harem——

Why don't you want to meddle in Chen Zhou's affairs?It can't be a commoner in a state, it's not a big deal with the empress, right? "

Empress Dowager Liu is not tall, and her status was even more embarrassing when she entered the palace, but she was able to survive to the first emperor's main palace as a remarried woman, and then to the present emperor's imperial title system in the Renzong Dynasty. Lu Wu's talent, but no Lu Wu's evil", is it really an ordinary person?

No matter how evil she is, she is also a person who has been aloof for many years, and even the emperor bowed her head carefully in front of her. After hearing Xiang Xiaojiu's words in a row, she is a bit annoyed that she shouldn't easily send a state to her for some reason. The people entrusted them to pay, and they were not happy in their hearts after all.

Xiang Xiaojiu didn't wait for her to react, he first talked about a series of policies presided over by the Empress Dowager Liu, which are still quite useful now and at least decades later, and then sighed:

"As far as Ah Jiuyuan and I have heard in Chenzhou, the empress is the most uncompromising——

I'm not afraid of your jokes. Before the eldest prince was born, An Lehou talked about his nephew, without even mentioning the possibility of a niece. Both Ah Jiu and I advised him, so what if he had a boy or a girl?If a daughter can have five parts of her mother's talent, seven parts of love for the people, and very diligent government, we will be happy to have a female emperor a hundred years from now! "

When Xiang Xiaojiu talked about the female emperor, he was very happy, but then he became sad:

"Unexpectedly, the empress is like this before and after the incident in Chenzhou... Sigh!"

Empress Dowager Liu: "..."

No matter how much displeasure and anger Empress Dowager Liu had in the beginning, it turned into burning pain on her face and shame and embarrassment in her heart ten times and a hundred times.

Poor people present, except for the protagonist of the full moon banquet, Little Fat Baby, who counted as one, they all sprayed Xiang Xiaojiu all over...

Oh, it doesn't count, but Gong Jiu must stand towards Xiaojiu, and he didn't say anything, but Xiang Xiaojiu alone has already calmed down the audience;

The maids and maids worked harder than one to reduce their sense of presence. No matter how relaxed this dynasty is, they are always afraid of witnessing such an embarrassing scene with the officials and empresses, and they will not be able to get back.

Therefore, even though Empress Dowager Liu was so embarrassed that she wanted to envy the idiot Empress Guo who said she was sick and didn't attend, there was no one in the audience to build a ladder for her, or at least to change the topic first.

Even if you can't stand Xiang Xiaojiu's rhetoric, you can tell him to bombard others!

Empress Dowager Liu is so proud of the policies she listed to Xiaojiu, how difficult it is to meet his gaze at this moment.

Fortunately, Xiang Xiaojiu is now an old cucumber who has been painting green paint for many years. Although he still has many shortcomings in observing words and expressions, coupled with the monitoring of everyone's heartbeat, etc., he can at least grasp the severity of the talk.

Therefore, when Empress Dowager Liu's uneasiness was about to accumulate to the extreme, and it was uncertain whether it would turn into unhappiness again, Xiang Xiaojiu rushed to build a ladder for her:

"But I can't blame you. How energetic were you before? What age are you now? It's no wonder that there are people who don't think well...

It has been handled internally and externally for many years, and now it is indeed time for the juniors to take care of themselves!There is no reason to really raise a child to be a hundred years old, but also to worry about 99% of the mother. "

Xiang Xiaojiu's timing was really perfect. One minute earlier and one second later, Empress Dowager Liu might still be thinking about whether the ladder is suitable for feet, but the moment he said it, Empress Dowager Liu was the last to think about it. When there was a ladder and he was so happy to hurry down, he actually nodded.

——This nod is a big deal!