Dazai's character set collapsed again today

Ten minutes passed quickly, and when he saw other people coming in, Tsuna quickly called out to Osamu Dazai in his heart.

Osamu Dazai is also online as promised.

The meeting went on for two hours, Tsunayoshi followed Dazai Osamu's instructions the whole time, and the meeting was finally over.

After everyone left, Tsuna was paralyzed like Rimuru who had exhausted his mana.

Tsuna sincerely feels that a meeting is more tiring than an exam.

Osamu Dazai didn't urge Tsunayoshi either, allowing Tsunayoshi to enjoy a short period of relaxation.

After half an hour, Osamu Dazai urged Tsunayoshi to go back to the chief's office.

Originally, Tsuna had thought that after returning to the chief's office, he could continue to eat fish again, but he didn't expect that the man named Chuya Zhongyuan, who was as terrifying as a ghost in his intuition, was also there.

【He is my bodyguard and will always be here. 】

Tsuna Yoshi: "......"

This is not the answer I was looking for!

With someone beside him, Gang Ji's nerves cannot be relaxed for a moment.

He was very afraid that if he leaked some flaws, his identity would be exposed, and he would die tragically at the hands of the mafia.

Tsunayoshi diligently followed Dazai Osamu's instructions and processed the documents for a day. During this period, he received a series of comments from Dazai Osamu, such as "the writing is too ugly" and "the knowledge reserve is too little".

After finally making it to the afternoon, Nakahara Chuya temporarily left the office, and Tsuna Kichi finally collapsed on the chair unbearably.

He slowed himself down for a while, wanting to see the situation on Osamu Dazai's side, so he activated his perception.

At this moment, Osamu Dazai was buying bandages. Looking at the rolls of bandages, Tsunayoshi felt a little distressed about his wallet.

No need to guess, he also knew that Osamu Dazai needed his pocket money.

[This is not true. 】

"Huh? Isn't it?" Tsuna was surprised.

【Um. 】

【At the beginning, I planned to do this, but just now I met a group of bad seniors who blackmailed me. 】

"what--!"

Bad senior!

He has also encountered it, and has been blackmailed several times.

At this time, as long as you pay the money obediently, you will be fine.

Dazai laughed.

[I had a 'friendly' exchange with them, and they gave me all their money. 】

Tsuna Yoshi: "......"

You are anti-blackmail, Mr. Dazai!

[This is self-defense. 】

Get too defensive!

There is no need to blackmail bad seniors at all, it is already very good to let them give up blackmail.

Also friendly communication.

Eh?

Friendliness, communication?

Gangji suddenly thought of it.

Osamu Dazai is the mafia, right? Or the leader, right?

What is the friendship between Osamu Dazai, the leader of the mafia?

It can't be a really friendly exchange, right?

Is it...

In Tsunayoshi's mind, a group of badly dressed seniors surrounded Osamu Dazai and then extorted money.

Osamu Dazai smiled coldly, took out the wooden warehouse without saying a word, bang a few times, bloody incident, bad defeat.

"Too bad!"

Gangji covered his head.

"I'm screwed! Woooooooooooooo..."

Mr. Dazai used my body, and if he kills someone, I will be a murderer.

"Ah~ I'm going to spend my life in prison."

"It's so miserable! Woooooo...why am I so miserable?"

【You are imagining something messy. 】

Tsunayoshi sniffled: "Because, because Mr. Dazai is a mafia."

[What happened to the Mafia? 】

"The mafia is."

[Mafia should be heinous, vicious and cruel? 】

"Hmm~"

[Gunji-kun, you think too much. 】

[The Mafia is not unreasonable, they are not that cruel. 】

When Gang Ji heard this, he breathed a sigh of relief, and sighed in his heart: It's great not to be a murderer!

Osamu Dazai saw that Tsunakichi was like this, so he had to add something maliciously.

[After all, the mafia is not human if it is not reasonable. 】

Tsuna Yoshi: "......"

He seemed to hear someone reading his eulogy.

Before Tsunaji could think about it, Zhongyuan Zhongya pushed the door open again and walked in. Tsunaji hurriedly sat down obediently, as if he was dealing with the documents carefully.

Zhong Yuanzhong also saw this, and the corner of his mouth twitched slightly, thinking that there was something wrong with the mackerel.

On the other hand, Osamu Dazai went home after buying a large box of bandages.

He glanced at the kitchen, where Nana Sawada was preparing dinner.

Osamu Dazai didn't bother him either, and was about to go upstairs with the box in his arms, but Nana Sawada who turned around saw him.

Sawada Nana smiled slightly: "Tsuna-kun, welcome home."

As she spoke, she picked up the crab leg she was processing and shook it: "It's the crab meat Gang Jun wants to eat."

Osamu Dazai stopped in his footsteps, looked back at Nana Sawada, his eyes slid over the crab legs, he couldn't tell what it was like, so he nodded slightly and went upstairs.

Sawada Nana looked at the back of "Sawada Tsunayoshi", stroked her face with her left hand, and tilted her head slightly: "Tsuna-kun seems to have changed."

"what!"

Sawada Nana clapped her hands in surprise.

"Gun-kun thinks that he is already a junior high school student and an adult, so that's why he is like this?"

"Ah, really, Gang-kun, this is too cute."

"Yoshi! For Tsuna-kun who works so hard, let's make the crab meat more delicious~"

Osamu Dazai naturally didn't know Nana Sawada's thoughts, he returned to Tsunayoshi's room and closed the door forcefully as if trying to isolate something.

He leaned against the door, looked at the green trees outside the window, and slowly slid to sit on the ground, his eyes dim.

Wake up from this wonderful dream.

Osamu Dazai prayed sincerely.

Night falls.

Tsuna is now facing a serious problem.

[Take it off. 】

Gangji's cheeks were flushed, and he clutched the buttons on his chest, like a bullied woman from a good family.

"This......."

[They're all men, why be shy. 】

"But......"

【Oh~ Tsunayoshi-kun, do you like boys?So sorry? 】

"certainly not!"

[Then take it off. 】

[Even if I'm not in my body now, I don't want my body to sleep without taking a bath. 】

[Tsunayoshi-kun's body is well cleaned by me~]

【Every inch of skin is not spared~】

"Ahhhhhh, stop talking!"

Gangji covered his face.

"Mr. Dazai, let me go! I'll take it off, I'll take it off!"

Gang Ji gritted his teeth and unbuttoned his chest with trembling hands.

He didn't dare to look down, so he stared straight ahead.In front of him is a mirror mounted on the wall, which reflects his current appearance.

Shame!

Gang Ji was almost familiar with it, and steam was faintly visible dripping from the top of his head.

Gang Ji hastily turned around and stopped looking in the mirror.

I have to say that Dazai Osamu's face is really handsome and beautiful.

Tsunayoshi can swear that Osamu Dazai is the best-looking man he has ever seen.

【Well~Thank you for the compliment~】

【I am also very confident about my appearance~】

[In the past, when I went to bars, many beautiful ladies would invite me to drink. 】

【If you are interested, Tsunayoshi-kun, you can use my body to go to the bar to try next time. 】

"Who, who would try such a thing!"

Tsunayoshi replied, but he was more or less embarrassed, after all, Dazai Osamu heard what was on his mind again.

[Gunji-kun really don’t want to give it a try? 】

Osamu Dazai's voice lowered a little, like a devil's whisper.

[It's rare to be able to enter and exit adult places openly. 】

"No!" Gangji refused directly.

"By the way, Mr. Dazai is only 18 years old, right? Will the bar really let you in?"

Knowing that Osamu Dazai was only 18 years old, Tsunayoshi was really shocked.

To be a mafia boss at 18 is pretty awesome.

Thinking about his 18 years old, he is probably still a good-for-nothing like always, such as a good-for-nothing high school student or something.

Ah no, he might have dropped out of school at the age of 18.

[I am a mafia. 】

Tsuna Yoshi: "..."

"Okay, okay." Tsuna Yoshiki was stunned, and then he was a little curious, "When did Mr. Dazai join the mafia?"

Could it be the child of the previous leader or something, that's why he became the leader at such a young age.

"When I was 15."

"15 years old." Gang Ji nodded, after thinking about it, he felt something was wrong.

"Wait! Fifteen years old means... eh—three years ago!" Tsunayoshi's eyes were about to fall out of shock, "Didn't that mean that Mr. Dazai became the leader in just three years? "

【right. 】

"This is too powerful! Are you a god?" Gangji worshiped endlessly.

If it were him, no, no, no, he wouldn't have anything to do with the mafia at all.

But if it wasn't the Mafia, whatever it was, he couldn't have become the leader in just three years.

【This is possible. 】

Osamu Dazai didn't feel humble at all about Tsunayoshi's words, instead he agreed very seriously.

Gang Ji didn't feel that there was anything wrong, after all, he was praising from the bottom of his heart.

[Hurry up. 】

[Don't try to chat with me to avoid taking a shower. 】

Gang Ji was taken aback for a moment, and then dissatisfied: "I didn't think that way."

As he spoke, Tsuna continued to unbutton his shirt with his stopped hand.

After finally taking off all his clothes and trousers, Tsuna thought it was over, all he had to do was soak in the bathtub.

But looking at the bandages all over his body, Tsuna really couldn't say the words "it's finally over".

"Mr. Dazai, why are you wearing so many bandages?"

Tsuna muttered while removing the bandage.

Osamu Dazai didn't seem to be paying attention to this at the moment, so he didn't answer for Tsuna, and Tsuna didn't care, just took off the bandage seriously.

Naturally, the bandage was no better than clothes and trousers, and it could be easily taken off even with eyes closed, so Gang Ji could only endure the embarrassment in his heart and stare down.

It's not that Tsuna has never seen the bodies of other boys, after all, he needs to change clothes during physical education class.

But those are the bodies of people of the same age, like adults, and he only saw his father's when he was a child.

It's just that it was a long time ago, and he had long forgotten it.

It can be said that Osamu Dazai's body is the first time he has seen a body that is not of his peers but older than him, and it is inevitable to feel shy.

As the bandages continued to leave the body, Gang Ji had no time to think about anything else.

He looked at his body in the mirror in astonishment, unable to recover for a long time.

【Attracted by my cock? 】

【I know I'm outstanding, but Tsunayoshi-kun don't fall in love with me~】

[I only like fragrant and soft women, not hard men. 】

Gang Ji opened his mouth, wanting to say something, but his throat seemed to be blocked, which made him extremely uncomfortable.

Osamu Dazai was still talking over there, but Tsunayoshi didn't listen to a word, he got into the bathtub stuffy, and let his somewhat cold body soak in the warm water.

On the other side, Osamu Dazai saw that Tsunayoshi ignored him and didn't speak.

The two sides were silent like this.

Gang Ji didn't notice that the atmosphere was wrong, he reached out and touched the scar on his wrist, rubbing gently.

"It hurts."

【Of course it hurts! 】

【Well, I hate pain so much. 】

[It would be great if there was a painless suicide method in the world. 】

"There's no way to commit suicide like that."

Huh?

Did something ominous get into the conversation?

Gangji was stunned.

【What's wrong? 】

Tsuna recovered, and said weakly: "Mr. Dazai, don't say something terrible."

[Is it scary? 】

"Of course! Isn't it scary to say suicide?"

"By the way, why did Mr. Dazai think of a painless suicide method when he mentioned pain?"

Painless suicide method, ah, not good, I have other strange associations.

In Gangji's mind, he couldn't help seeing those small advertisements about painless vaginal discharge and painless hemorrhoid cutting.

The corner of Dazai's mouth curled up.

[Because I have been chasing death. 】

When Gangji heard this, the strange associations in his mind disappeared completely, leaving only a blank space.

After a while, Tsunayoshi smiled dryly: "Mr. Dazai, stop joking."

Even so, Tsunayoshi's intuition told him that Osamu Dazai was telling the truth.

Perhaps just because he knew it was the truth, Tsuna Yoshi subconsciously didn't want to explore it.

Dazai smiled lightly.

Gang Ji felt a little awkward, he twisted his neck, lowered his head again, his eyes lingered on the uncontrollable scar on his wrist again.

Involuntarily, Gang Ji thought of Nana's mother who blew on his wound after he was injured when he was a child, and the wound miraculously stopped hurting.

Gangji came back to his senses, raised his left hand to his mouth;

"hu~hu~"

【what are you doing? 】

"Blowing and blowing like this won't hurt."

【originally,】

Dazai paused.

[That's a lie to children. 】

【Oh~ Tsunayoshi-kun was originally a child, I believe these are normal. 】

"I'm not young anymore!" Gang Ji retorted, "And that's not a lie to children. My mother did that before, and the wound really didn't hurt anymore."

[Gunji-kun is still young, I have seen it. 】

Tsuna: "????"

Osamu Dazai was a little surprised when he didn't get the expected answer.

[Don't you have anything to say? 】

"what?"

[I said you are quite small. 】

"I'm 13 years old, almost 14 years old, not too young."

Osamu Dazai: "......"

"What, what's wrong?"

Dazai's silence made Tsunakichi uneasy.

[It's nothing, I'm going to play a game. 】

[You wash slowly by yourself. 】

【Ah yes, I know I'm attractive, but don't do weird things to my body~】

Gangji: "???"

strange things?

"Strange things mean..."

【............】

[So, I'm still a child. 】

Osamu Dazai sighed, without giving an answer, and just hid himself.

Gangji: "???"

So, what does it mean to do weird things?

After taking a shower, Tsuna dried her hair and lay down on the bed.

The surroundings were quiet, the room was dark, and in an unfamiliar environment, Gang Ji felt that this bedroom was like the mouth of a ferocious beast, and he would be devoured by the ferocious beast at any time.

"Woo~"

Gangji shrank into the quilt and shivered.

His nerves, which had been tense all day, relaxed in this quiet night without anyone.

With the relaxation of nerves, unspeakable fatigue swept over.

His uneasiness and fear were magnified infinitely at this moment.

Tears rinsing down, Gangji wept silently.

Originally, he was supposed to go to Bingsheng Middle School, but he continued to be a good-for-nothing in front of him.

But like a joke fate put him here, a mafia boss.

Even with Dazai Osamu's remote guidance, Tsunayoshi doesn't think he can successfully play Dazai Osamu, he is a waste material, he can't do it.

[Don't cry with my body. 】

[If the eyes are swollen, it will be ugly. 】

Suddenly hearing Dazai Osamu's voice, Tsunakichi was almost frightened into cardiac arrest.

Tsunayoshi paused for a while, then remembered that Osamu Dazai could sense the situation on his side, and his face became hot.

Even though there was no one in the room, he still felt embarrassed, and shrank back under the quilt again.

Originally, he was already huddled under the quilt, so when he moved like this, it was like a bug wriggling.

"Mr. Dazai hasn't rested yet?"

Tsuna changed the subject clumsily, but the tears stopped.

【rest. 】

"what?"

【Osamu Dazai has rested, who is talking to you now? 】

"Huh~"

Gangji gasped in surprise, and his hairs rose.

He huddled under the quilt, surrounded by darkness, combined with Dazai Osamu's words, unreasonable horror fantasies naturally appeared in his mind.

It's almost human instinct.

When a person is in a dark environment, it is always easy to be suspicious, and a little sound or bad words can trigger some horrible imaginations.

Gang Ji has tried very hard to stop himself from imagining, but his brain doesn't listen to his command at all, and he imagines the horrible things he has seen before without authorization.

He shivered even more while curled up in the quilt.

Fortunately, there was no one in the room except Gangji, otherwise, seeing this, they might have misunderstood something inappropriate for children.

【poof~】

[Tsuna Yoshi-kun is indeed a very interesting toy, um, man. 】

Tsuna Yoshi: "......"

Even if you changed your mouth, I heard it too!

Mr. Dazai is too much!

[How does it feel to be a mafia leader for a day? 】

"It's horrible! I don't even want to go through it a second time."

"Several times today, I feel like my heart is going to stop."

"I hope I can change it back tomorrow. If I continue to play Mr. Dazai like this, I will definitely die short."

"I'm really not good at playing the mafia boss."

[Tsuna Yoshi-kun played very well. 】

【I have been pleased. 】

Sure enough, you are watching a play, Mr. Dazai!

This is simply a human tragedy!

Gangji burst into tears.

[I'm not watching a play. 】

Osamu Dazai was serious.

"really?"

Gangji doesn't believe it.

Osamu Dazai's performance is really like playing, of course he is the one being played.

[Tsunayoshi-kun's current body is mine, if something happens, it will be me who will be affected in the end. 】

【I 'cherish' my body very much. 】

Although Tsunaki heard that Osamu Dazai deliberately emphasized the word "cherish", he did not hear the meaning behind what Osamu Dazai said, but he agreed with Osamu Dazai's words very much, then nodded, thinking: It seems that I was wrong Mr. Dazai.

Thinking about it, Dazai Osamu's body appeared in Tsunayoshi's mind again, and he was not sure when he was sure.

Mr. Dazai really loves his body?

Gang Ji shook his head, he didn't plan to delve into it, he was afraid that some bad remarks would be added to the topic.

"Where's Mr. Dazai?" Tsunakichi asked.

【Um? 】

"Mr. Dazai became me, how do you feel?"

Dazai was silent.

Gang Ji did not urge, but waited patiently.

after awhile.

【Bubble. 】

[It's all like bubbles. 】

"Eh?"

Bubbles?

What do you mean?

Gangji did not understand.

[It's getting late, it's time to sleep. 】

After Osamu Dazai finished speaking, there was no news.

Tsunayoshi waited for a while but did not see any movement from Osamu Dazai, he thought Osamu Dazai must be asleep.

Gang Ji got out of the bed, took a big breath of air, and the stuffy feeling finally disappeared.

Gang Ji lay flat on the soft bed, looking at the ceiling, the fear and anxiety in his heart eased a lot.

Probably because of chatting with Osamu Dazai.

Huh?

Could it be that Osamu Dazai saw my anxiety and chatted with me on purpose?

There was a warm current in Tsunayoshi's heart, he pulled up the quilt to cover his mouth, and said softly, "Mr. Dazai, good night."

With the good wish of being able to exchange it back tomorrow, Tsuna fell asleep.

"Good night."

Osamu Dazai, who was also lying on the bed, responded silently.

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