Dazai's character set collapsed again today

"Dazai, are you ready?" Oda Sakuyuki's assistant pointed a green gun at Dazai Osamu.

Standing in the shadow of the trees, Osamu Dazai struggled to smile: "Odasaku, do you really want to shoot me?"

Oda Sakunosuke met Kami Dazai's eyes, the fragile glass-like eyes that seemed to be broken shone with a fine light, as if the sunlight poured in through the overlapping branches and leaves, and it was like tears soaking the eyes Light.

Oda Sakunosuke opened his mouth slightly, his eyes were struggling, and he turned his head subconsciously.

The corner of Osamu Dazai's mouth curled up in the shadows, a gun slipped from his sleeve, he pulled the trigger without any hesitation: "Goodbye, Oda Tsukuru."

"Zizzi-"

The water sprayed from the muzzle of the gun hit Oda Sakunosuke's chest, and Oda Sakunosuke spread his hands helplessly: "You won, Dazai."

"Papa papa." Gojo Satoru clapped his palms, took a photo of Dazai Osamu and Oda Sakunosuke with his mobile phone, and said in his mouth, "What a wonderful duel!"

"Hey - you can win obviously, why didn't you shoot at the beginning?" Nakahara, who was wet all over, glared at Oda Sakunosuke dissatisfied.

Oda Sakunosuke scratched his hair and looked at Osamu Dazai.

Nakajima Atsushi and the others gathered around Dazai Osamu, talking happily. Dazai Osamu listened to them quietly, occasionally replying with a faint smile.

"Yeah, why?"

"I'm asking you!" Nakahara Zhongya roared.

Originally, when he was drawing lots to decide his teammates, he knew that he was not on the same team as Osamu Dazai, so he was so happy that he almost wanted to open his own wine collection to celebrate, but it didn’t take long for him to be tricked by Osamu Dazai, and he was shot He also fell into the river and got wet all over.

If it weren't for the fact that the person who has been shot can't continue to fight, he will definitely take revenge and go back.

Thanks to the fact that it is the hottest time now, he doesn't feel cold like this.

"Hahahaha, Oda Saku, we won!" Xingsuke jumped onto Oda Sakunosuke's back, showing off his might, "Brother Dazai is amazing!"

Katsumi on the side heard the words, curled his lips: "Hmph! We will win next time, right, Oda Tsukuru?"

"Probably." Oda Sakunosuke touched his chin.

"Probably?!" Keji's eyes widened.

Oda Sakunosuke looked at Dazai Osamu again, Dazai Osamu noticed his gaze and waved with a chuckle, Oda Sakunosuke also waved, and then looked at his hand.

"I, probably can't shoot Dazai."

Keji's eyes turned into question marks: "Huh?"

Oda Sakunosuke raised his hand and rubbed Katsumi's head, Katsumi pouted but didn't wave away Oda Sakunosuke's hand: "I'm not a child anymore."

There was strength coming from the corner of the clothes, Oda Sakunosuke turned his head to look, it turned out that Saku Le had grabbed his clothes corner, and Saku Le rubbed his eyes, looking very tired.

"It's time for you to take a nap." Oda Sanosuke hugged Sakule and said to the other children.

"Yes~"

Everyone responded, and followed Oda Sakunosuke towards the tent.

"Mr. Nakaya, won't you change your clothes?" Atsushi Nakajima looked at the wet Nakahara Nakaya and said worriedly, "Even if the weather is getting hot now, it's still easy to catch a cold."

"Don't compare me with you." Zhong Yuanzhong didn't care.

"Yeah, slugs, unlike humans, don't catch colds."

"Bastard mackerel!" Zhong Yuan also clenched his fists.

"Ah, let's do this!" Osamu Dazai's eyes lit up, "Shouya propped it up with a bamboo pole, and then hung it on a tree to dry, so that the clothes can be dried?"

"Good attention, Dazai-kun~" Gojo Satoru agreed, "It's best to put it in a sunny place. Ah, no, it should be placed on the river, maybe some fish will think it's a bait and jump around. Show us a splash dance."

"Mr. Nakaya is not clothes..." Atsushi Nakajima made a weak voice.

"The fish are so cute, how could they eat the dark dwarfs?" Osamu Dazai said, "If they eat such strange things, they will have diarrhea."

"Hehe." Zhong Yuanzhong also cracked his fingers, and he laughed, "I think you two should be crushed into meat and fed to the fish. They will definitely like it."

Osamu Dazai avoided Chuya Nakahara's sweeping legs, and said, "Chuya is really irritable, it's decided, I'll call you an irritable dwarf slug from now on."

"Die!" Chuya Nakahara charged towards Osamu Dazai forcefully, and Osamu Dazai turned on the mocking mode while dodging.

The two wrestled for a while, and when they saw that most of the people had gone to take a nap, they stopped.

Zhong Yuanzhong also let out a dissatisfaction and walked into his tent to change clothes. Before the trip, he probably anticipated many situations, so Zhong Yuanzhong also prepared two sets of clothes.

"Don't Dazai-kun go to rest?" Gojo Satoru jumped down from the tree and looked at Dazai who was sitting under the tree.

Osamu Dazai plucked a piece of grass from the ground and wrapped it around his fingers. Hearing Gojo Satoru's words, Dazai Osamu's eyes flashed with unknown emotions, and he said softly: "I fell asleep, maybe I will wake up soon." coming."

"Ah? Whisper? Whisper?" Gojo Satoru leaned in front of Osamu Dazai, "Say it again?"

Osamu Dazai pushed Gojo Satoru away in disgust: "Stay away from me, I don't like to get too close to men."

"Yada~ I just want to be next to you, Dazai-kun~" Gojo Satoru squeezed his throat and let out the voice of a female high school student, "Do you want me to drink with you? Or, rather than drink, you want to eat first What about others?"

Osamu Dazai didn't change his face: "Mr. Wujo, are you abducting minors to drink and taste the 18 ban?"

"Yara~ Don't say that~"

Suddenly, Dazai Osamu and Gojo Satoru looked behind at the same time, and Kunikida Doppo stood there with an embarrassing expression on his ideal notepad. He took off his glasses and said:

"Don't do this kind of thing in public, if it is seen by children, it will cause bad influence."

After saying that, Kunikida Doppo turned around and wanted to stay away from this place of right and wrong.

"Kunikida-kun."

The devil's whisper sounded behind him, Kunikida Doppo's scalp was numb, even though reason told him to leave now, he still turned his head slowly.

"What is Kunikida-kun saying not to do this kind of thing? What kind of bad effect will children see?" Osamu Dazai showed a devilish smile.

Wujo Wujo nodded meaningfully: "Yeah, that's right, what did we do? I really want to know."

Kunikida Doppo: "......."

"I heard that what's going on in a person's mind, when he sees someone else, he thinks what the other person is doing." Osamu Dazai smiled, "What does Kunikida-kun think we are doing?"

"Hey——" Gojo Satoru stretched out his voice, "I don't think we're here."

"No! Anyway, there's nothing, I'm going to rest first." After speaking, Kunikida Doppo left quickly, fearing that Dazai Osamu or Gojo Satoru would stop him.

With no one to tease, Gojo Satoru also got into the tent, leaving Dazai Osamu alone outside.

Osamu Dazai looked up at the leaves blown by the wind, and suddenly jumped into the water with a heartbeat, allowing himself to sink to the bottom of the river.

After an unknown amount of time, Osamu Dazai's consciousness gradually blurred.

Osamu Dazai felt that he was in a dark place.

Am I dead?

Dazai thought.

There was a warm light shining in the distance, Osamu Dazai approached the light suspiciously and curiously.

As he kept approaching, he felt that the light seemed to be at his fingertips, but he was no longer interested in the light at the moment. He looked at the window in front of him and said to the person standing in front of the window: "Are you Princess Rapunzel?"

"Dazai! Dazai! Dazai!"

"Mr. Dazai!"

The noise in his ears made Osamu Dazai open his eyes, looking at the people surrounding him, his voice was a little hoarse: "Are you guys attending my funeral?"

"Mr. Dazai, don't say such things!" Atsushi Nakajima and Gin looked at Osamu Dazai with reddened eyes, and Ryunosuke Akutagawa also showed worry.

"Look, I said that guy will never die." Nakahara Zhong also looked surprised, "I thought your hobby of suicide had changed, yes, if you change so easily, then it's not mackerel gone."

"Suicide? Hobbies?" Nakajima Atsushi and the others knew that Osamu Dazai had such hobbies for the first time, and they were a little dumbfounded for a while.

"That is to say, Mr. Dazai jumped into the water by himself? Didn't he fall?" Atsushi Nakajima said in disbelief.

Osamu Dazai looked at the gurgling river, feeling a little regretful: "It turns out that he didn't die, it's obviously such a good place to enter the water."

Everyone: "........"

"Dazai go and change your clothes." Oda Sakunosuke looked at Dazai.

Hearing this, Dazai Osamu looked at Oda Sakunosuke, Oda Sakunosuke was also wet, presumably it was Oda Sakunosuke who rescued him just now.

Osamu Dazai nodded, got up and walked into his tent, and quickly changed his clothes.

When he came out, Oda Sakunosuke had already changed his clothes, and was dragged around by his adopted children.

Osamu Dazai looked at the time, and walked towards the forest when it was still early for dinner.

After walking for a while, Osamu Dazai stopped and looked back: "Are you going to follow me all the time?"

The people who were hiding came out silently, Atsushi Nakajima, Ryunosuke Akutagawa, and Gin.

The three lowered their heads and did not speak.

Osamu Dazai sighed softly: "You guys can do whatever you want."

The three of Atsushi Nakajima looked at each other and smiled, and quickly followed Osamu Dazai.

night.

The meat ingredients on the grill are "sizzling" with oil, and the aroma is wafting back and forth.

Osamu Dazai and his group sat in front of the three grills, Atsushi Nakajima was pouring drinks for adults, and Gin was pouring drinks for minors.

Knotaba Yuhito, Akutagawa Ryunosuke, and the children were toasting ingredients together.

"Mr. Dazai, do you want wine or juice?" Atsushi Nakajima asked.

"juice."

"Dazai, don't you want alcohol?" Oda Sakunosuke was a little surprised, they often meet for drinks at Lupin's bar.

Even if Osamu Dazai didn't drink, he would order a glass of wine for fun.

"Yeah." Osamu Dazai smiled slightly, "Someone told me not to drink alcohol until I became an adult, and drinking alcohol as a minor would spoil children."

Oda Sakunosuke glanced at Kosuke and the others who were concentrating on flipping the grilled ingredients, and nodded in agreement.

Chuya Nakahara, who was happily preparing to drink: "......"

Zhong Yuanzhong also looked at the wine in his hand, then at the minors present, put down the cup in his hand with difficulty, and replaced the wine with a drink.

"It's ready to eat!"

Yuzu Yuhito said, the children yelled "Oh", everyone looked at each other and raised their cups in unison:

"Cheers~"

"For the wild dogs." Osamu Dazai then added softly.

Oda Sakunosuke, who was sitting next to Dazai Osamu, heard Dazai Osamu's murmur, he glanced at the wine in his hand, suddenly touched Dazai Osamu's cup, and said under Dazai Osamu's suspicious gaze, "For the wild dogs."

Osamu Dazai opened his eyes slightly, then smiled lightly, and drank the juice in the glass.

Tonight, although there is no full moon, but the stars are shining brightly, it is a charming night.

Tokyo, the venue of the piano competition.

Tsunayoshi sat under the stage and looked at Hayato Gokuji on the stage. Even though he couldn't appreciate the piano, he could feel the emotions expressed in Hayato Gokuji's piano.

For a moment, Tsunayoshi seemed to see a woman with blurred light and shadow, her hands overlapped with those of Gokuji Hayato, and the beautiful and gentle sound of the piano was transmitted from the hands of the two.

Gang Ji didn't know what other people thought, but he, who didn't know the piano, was attracted by the sound of the piano.

The sound of the piano is so gentle and touching.

A song ends.

Everyone stood up and clapped their hands. Tsunayoshi and Takeshi Yamamoto clapped so hard that their hands turned red.

If it wasn't for the inappropriate venue, both of them would have wanted to shout the name of Hayato Gujiji loudly.

"Gang, let's celebrate after the show is over." Takeshi Yamamoto said in a low voice.

"Eh? It's not confirmed that the prison temple won." Gangji hesitated. If the prison temple did not win, they would still go to celebrate, wouldn't they poke the prison temple's heart?

Takeshi Yamamoto smiled and said, "Kuji Temple will definitely win."

"Stupid gang, as a leader, you must trust your subordinates." Sitting in Biyangqi's arms, Reborn said in an adult tone, "It seems that you are still far behind, and you still need to hone your skills. "

Tsuna Yoshi: "......"

Gangji looked at Biyangqi: "What does Biyangqi think?"

Biyangqi didn't reply, just stared blankly at the stage.

"Biyangqi? Biyangqi?" Gang Ji pushed Biyangqi.

"What's the matter?" Biyangqi turned to look at Gangji.

"What do Biyangqi think of Prison Temple's performance?"

"Surprised me."

Gangji tilted his head: "Huh?"

Biyangqi smiled slightly and shook her head: "It's nothing. Hayato will win."

When Tsuna heard this, he clicked: "Then where are we going to celebrate? I'm not familiar with Tokyo at all, and this is my first time in Tokyo."

"I know a sushi place that's super good, let's go there and celebrate," reborn said.

"A sushi restaurant? Not bad! But I think my sushi is the best."

"What are you talking about Takeshi Yamamoto? Of course, I cook 'Love Cuisine' is the most delicious."

Takeshi Yamamoto scratched his head and smiled dryly: "Is that a bit dangerous?"

"Love can withstand all dangers, right? Reborn?" Biyangqi looked down at Reborn with a blushing face.

"PiuPiu~PiuPiu~"

A bubble popped out of Reborn's nose, and he fell asleep with his eyes open.

"Ah~reborn is shy again~" Biyangqi rubbed her long hair on her chest, with a shy face, "It's so cute."

Tsuna Yoshi: →_→

This guy obviously doesn't want to answer your question and pretend to be asleep.

Where is it cute?

Gang Ji shook his head slightly, and looked at the stage again.

This time, only him, Yamamoto, Biyangqi, and Reborn came to Tokyo to watch the prison temple competition.

Originally, there were also tickets for Sawada Nana, but Sawada Nana had to take care of Rambo Ippei and they couldn't leave at all, so they had to give up.

A group of people sat for more than an hour, and the game was finally over.

As everyone had believed, Hayato Gokuji had won.

In order to celebrate Hayato's victory, everyone came to the sushi restaurant mentioned by reborn, which is a sushi restaurant that looks very high-end.

"Will it be expensive?" Gang Ji hesitated.

"Judaimu, let's just find a place to eat." He didn't care about this, and he didn't care if he celebrated or not.

"What are you talking about, Hayato!" Biyangqi pulled down her glasses excitedly, "Of course the victory of the game must be celebrated well!"

"Guru~"

Gokuji Hayato fell to the ground and covered his stomach.

Biyangqi turned her face to the prison temple Hayato and shouted anxiously: "Hayato!"

Prison Temple Hayato rushed to the street.

Tsuna Yoshi: "......"

Bi Yangqi's sequelae are horrible.

Tsunayoshi shouted for Osamu Dazai who ate the food made by Biyangqi without changing his face every time. Mr. Dazai, you are really amazing!

"Let's go inside and let the Prison Temple rest for a while." Reborn suggested.

Hearing this, Tsunayoshi thought that this was the only way to go, so he opened the door of the sushi restaurant and walked in.

Takeshi Yamamoto helped Biyangqi to carry Hayato Gyodera in, and Reborn followed him with a twitch of his mouth.

Tsuna first came to the store and asked the clerk for a handkerchief, and then went into the toilet. After getting the handkerchief wet, Tsuna came out and put the wet handkerchief on Hayato's forehead.

The protagonists of the celebration have become like this, is there still a need to celebrate?

"Reborn, should we celebrate at another time?" Gang Ji said and looked at Reborn, dumbfounded.

Reborn, Bi Yangqi, and Takeshi Yamamoto ate all kinds of sushi to their heart's content. This bold and unrestrained eating style attracted the attention of others, and everyone looked at them dumbfounded.

Even though his gaze didn't fall on him, Tsuna still felt ashamed.

"Ah Tsuna, hurry up and eat, these are super delicious." Takeshi Yamamoto waved to Tsunayoshi.

All eyes were on Gang Ji.

Tsuna Yoshi: "..."

Gang Ji felt his cheeks were very hot and hot at the moment, he really wanted to take a step back to show that he didn't know them, but behind him was a wall, blocking his steps.

"You, you can eat." Tsuna did not go to see them, but sat there and took care of Hayato.

Hayato Gokuji slowed down for a while, and finally recovered.And Reborn and the others had almost eaten by this time.

"I'll go to the toilet."

After speaking, Reborn jumped off the high stool and walked towards the door.

Seeing this, Biyangqi also said to go to the bathroom, and left with Reborn.

"Gang, Prison Temple, come and eat quickly, too."

Just as Gang Ji wanted to refuse, his stomach growled.

"Judaime, let's eat too."

As he spoke, Hayato ordered another pile of sushi.

Tsunayoshi looked at the delicious sushi in front of him, touched his stomach again, and finally couldn't resist the temptation of delicious food and ate it.

After eating, Tsunayoshi picked up the cup and took a sip of water when he heard Takeshi Yamamoto say, "Reborn and Biyangqi are really slow."

"puff--"

The water in Tsuna's mouth sprayed out directly.

"Tsuna/Judaime, are you alright?"

Gang Ji took out a tissue and wiped his mouth, shook his head, but thought in his heart:

How could it be all right? !The problem is big.

Thinking of one of the memories in the parallel world, Tsuna knew that Reborn and Biyangqi had run away.

This means that if the three of them can't pay the money, they will be sent to the police station after eating the king's meal!

And unlike the parallel world, this store is not the Yamamoto family's store, and it is not so easy to solve the debt by working part-time.

Gangji let out a breath, and his soul flew away.

"Guests, have you finished your meal?" The waiter's words sounded like a voice from hell in Gang Ji's ears.

Gang Ji collected his soul, and asked with a look of seeing through life and death: "How much?"

"10."

Tsuna Yoshi: "......"

"Huh? Did we eat that much?" Hayato was also a little dumbfounded.

"Speaking of which, the kid and Biyangqi just picked expensive ones." Takeshi Yamamoto's forehead was dripping with cold sweat, and he was a little worried about whether they could pay the money.

Tsuna Yoshi: "..."

Gang Ji silently took out his wallet, opened it and saw that there was not enough cash at all.

[Swipe the card. 】

Osamu Dazai's voice sounded like an angel's singing in Tsunayoshi's mind.

Gangji instantly felt relieved and asked, "Can I swipe my card?"

In the end, the three of Tsuna and Yoshitaka successfully walked out of the sushi restaurant, feeling like they survived the catastrophe.

They almost ate the king's meal.

"If I believe reborn's nonsense in the future, I will, I will, just... ┭┮﹏┭┮ can't do anything..."

"That guy Reborn is completely invincible..."

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