The rebirth of the cannon fodder of the acacia in the last days

"Xuan San, let's have caramelized pork ribs for dinner, come to my room, let's eat together."

"Yes, sir."

Tan Mingyou raised his forehead, he admitted that he was naive, this kind of feeling that you can't get, only I can get, why don't you be so happy.

However, regardless of other things, it feels good to have a meal with his little housekeeper.Otherwise, let's eat together in the future.

Already desperate for that person's ability to talk to himself, Tan Mingyou didn't want to go out to see the two people's appetite, so he ate dinner in his room in the end.

On a whim, Wei Xuansan lit candles, caramelized pork ribs, Huadiao smoked fish, longan shrimp balls, and Longjing chicken slice soup. The Chinese dinner with candlelight had a unique taste.In other words, with the right person, everything is right.

Tan Mingyou propped his chin, watching Wei Xuansan put the dishes on the tray, picked them up and walked out.The beautiful waistline outlined by the butler's uniform, the long legs, and the upturned buttocks are really attractive.

Well, why are my thoughts getting more and more biased lately? Tan Mingyou is distressed. Does Gong and Gong (?) have a future?Do you want to try?

He believes that as long as he says, take off naked and lie down, Wei Xuansan will never wear a pair of underwear; when he says I want to fuck you, Wei Xuansan will definitely open his legs immediately.

But, isn't it too much to bully his little housekeeper?Otherwise, let nature take its course?

The melodious music sounded, interrupting Tan Mingyou's thinking.

"Ah You'er, although my brother has been forced to be suppressed once, but I don't want to be suppressed for the rest of my life! You have cheated my brother to death!" The voice on the phone was very sweet and sexy, and the sadness in it was clearly visible.

"What, are you impotent? What is your impotence doing to me?"

"It's okay if it's just impotence!"

"Then what happened to you?"

There was no answer on the other side of the phone, and Tan Mingyou asked several times before the other side shouted, "It's so itchy!"

"Itch? What itch?"

"Chrysanthemum itches!"

"Puff...cough cough...are you itchy?"

There were two snorts on the other end of the phone, and then fell silent again.

"Cough, Xiao Qiao, have you met someone who makes you... chrysanthemum... um... itch?" Tan Mingyou asked with a smile

"Does Xiao Yiluan count?"

"Can you make something of yourself?"

Lu Fengqiao was so angry that he simply broke the pot and threw it, "He lives in my house now, and I can't have two shots if I have no hope of relationship? I have to get back to the original place no matter what? To me, he is like a mobile aphrodisiac. When I got close to him, I wanted to have sex with him! When I did it, I realized that it wasn’t the front itch, it was the chrysanthemum itch! Fuck! I don’t mind being pressed a few times, but I don’t want to just be pressed. Fuck! The fucking chrysanthemum is itchy! Fuck it! It’s still dripping water! Fuck it! Brother’s life, Fuck it!"

Lu Fengqiao's mood was obviously very excited, a phone call, and he hadn't said a few words, a series of "fuck"...

"Cough, Xiao Qiao, I deeply sympathize with what happened to you, really, but how can you blame me for your chrysanthemum itch?"

Lu Fengqiao took two deep breaths before saying, "I have reached the foundation."

"Oh? Congratulations then."

"Remember the marrow washing pill you gave me?"

"The effect is very good. There are only three, and I have given you one of them."

"The effect is very good. Master said that what you gave me is the secret treasure of Hehuan Sect. Thank you for that."

"Heh, why don't we both say thanks."

"Master also said that because of its special background, the Xisui Pill of the Hehuan Sect is divided into Yin Dan and Yang Dan in order to make the life of disciples X more harmonious."

"so?"

"To put it simply and clearly, the Yang Dan makes people's golden spears invulnerable and it's extra cool to attack, and the Yin Dan makes people have to be attacked for the rest of their lives."

"so?"

"I used up all of them, and Master told me that what you gave me was the Yin Pill! The Yin Pill! The Yin Pill that makes the chrysanthemum itchy and dripping can only be swallowed by others! Damn it!"

Tan Mingyou only felt a thump in his heart, thinking of the description of Zhuang Huan'er in the "book", he imagined that kind of miraculous (keng) strange (die) change, could it be the effect of Xisui Pill.You know, this marrow washing pill can only be used once in a lifetime, and the effect is irreversible.If this made Xiao Qiao look like a sissy, he would have to feel guilty for the rest of his life.

"You didn't shrink in height, your frame became smaller, you became slender, your skin was fair, your contours were soft, your eyes were moist and big, your mouth was small, and your body was beautiful, right?"

"Don't be disgusting bro, is it okay? My brother has become more handsome, mighty and domineering."

Tan Mingyou breathed a sigh of relief, he really couldn't imagine that his best friend turned into an existence like Zhuang Huan'er when he was young, just thinking about it made him feel goosebumps all over, evil...

"Then how can you suffer?"

"What is the relationship between attack and body and appearance?"

"It doesn't matter, I'm preconceived." Because of the "book" and Zhuang Huan'er, and hearing the special effects of the Xisui Pill, they preconceived that the Yin Pill would cause Zhuang Huan'er's effect, and his body The change is the effect of Yang Dan, but in this way...

"How did your master know?"

"He said that the taste is different, the smell is different, and even the appearance is different. After taking it, the body will react differently. By the way, what do you use yourself?"

Tan Mingyou thought about it carefully, the Hehuan Xisui Pill is vermilion, with a little bit of starlight on it, like stardust.Those three seem to be two with a touch of silver-black stardust, and one with a touch of silver-white stardust.

And in the first jade slip, it only mentions the effect of washing the marrow, cutting the bone and improving the physique, and doesn't mention other effects at all.

How can there be no hints about this kind of thing?Tan Mingyou couldn't help but suspect that the ancestors deliberately obscured other aspects of the pill.

As soon as this thought came to mind, Tan Mingyou immediately suppressed it, no way!Will not!It's a coincidence!

Because it didn't mention any additional effects, and the extremely ambiguous name of Hehuan Xisui Pill was interpreted as the Xisui Pill of Hehuan Sect in the Jade Slips.Tan Ming Youxin, I didn't think about it at all, so I just poured out one at random, and I didn't pay attention, I didn't expect...

Tan Mingyou continued to think about the marrow washing pill, but when he thought that he was about to give up, he remembered that the one given to Lu Fengqiao had silver and black stardust on it, and he used it himself, it seems... also?

"Fuck"

Tan Mingyou left only two words, hung up the phone in a hurry, and walked into the space.

"Hello? Hello?"

Listening to the beeping sound on the phone, Lu Fengqiao thought about it, and thought of the meaning behind Tan Mingyou's behavior.

It is estimated that Tan Mingyou's experience is the same as his own. Seeing that he doesn't even know the Yin Dan and Yang Dan of the Acacia Xisui Pill, this possibility must be very high.

Miraculously, the originally depressed mood was instantly relaxed and relieved.

Tan Ming swam into the space and went straight to the study in the bamboo building, where he put the last marrow-washing pill. When he pulled it out, a scarlet pill exuded fragrance, and the silver-white starlight was hidden in it. Shiny, don't mention how foreign it is.

Tan Mingyou rummaged in the study for a while, and found the record about Hehuan Xisui Pill.

Tan Mingyou felt his heart beat faster, his breathing short of breath, and even his palms were slightly sweaty.This is not a big fuss, a sudden surprise, this is something related to the rest of my life!And he has already entered the path of cultivation, if he wants to live forever, then there will be endless years to come.

Pa...a shot flew in, hit the red heart, Tan Mingyou fell to the ground, dying...

Sure enough, the effect of Hehuan Xisui Pill is remarkable, but it has additional effects.And the one I used was exactly the same as the record of Yin Dan, it was really like a bolt from the blue.

Tan Mingyou was stunned for a long while before he came back to his senses.Old ancestor, Tan Mingyou sighed, why didn't you explain why you left behind.

After getting out of the space, Tan Mingyou turned around and went into the bathroom again, and put a large vat of hot water in order to relieve his mood.

After taking off his clothes, he turned his head, only to see the figure in the floor-to-ceiling mirror.

A tall, handsome man was reflected in the floor-to-ceiling mirror in the bathroom.

Look at the appearance of this storm!Look at this aggressive figure!Look at this aggressive aura!How can you be a victim?Tan Mingyou sighed.

If you touch your firm buttocks, will you be crushed in the future?It's still itchy, what the hell!Still welcoming J to tears, what the hell!

Although it was basically confirmed, Tan Mingyou still didn't give up completely, he was lucky, what if he remembered wrongly?What if it is actually two Yang pills?

Gritting his teeth, Tan Mingyou poked his finger into the private place behind him.Yin Dan and Yang Dan have different effects, so after use, the back is also different.

Tan Mingyou poked his finger in, the inside was warm and tight, not dry at all, but moist.

Tan Mingyou twitched a few times, and the back actually began to secrete liquid, more and more liquid, sliding down the hole, and a faint sweet fragrance slowly permeated.

Fuck!This is not the description of Zhuang Huan'er's back in the NC novel, so the effect of this famous weapon is really not the special skill of the protagonist, but an additional effect of Hehuan Yin Pill?

Fuck!What's the matter with itchy chest and the feeling of wanting to be bitten?

Fuck!What's the matter with this burst of intense pleasure that rises with the thrust?What about ethics?

Fuck!What is this feeling of being unable to stop?What about the lower limit?

Tan Mingyou, who was only focused on verification just now, forgot that he was standing in front of the mirror, so he suddenly raised his head, and what he saw in the mirror was a man holding the mirror with one hand, half bent over, with the other hand stretched behind him, thrusting and stirring , with the sound of tsk tsk water.The man's handsome face was dyed with a faint blush, and the sword eyebrows that flew into the temples were slightly frowned, and there was a moist luster in the sharp and narrow phoenix eyes, and the joy made the originally handsome face charming.

Fuck!Who is this guy!

Tan Mingyou was so frightened by himself that he pulled out his fingers which had increased to three before he knew it.

The movement was too fast, and in the process, he touched the place that should not have been touched.A trembling pleasure swept through his whole body, Tan Mingyou only felt his knees go limp, but luckily he held on to the support on the side to avoid the embarrassing consequences of falling to the ground.

"Hmm..." Tan Mingyou bit his lip quickly, and swallowed all the overflowing voice.

Fuck!Why is it wriggling by itself?

Fuck!What is this overwhelming sense of emptiness?

Tan Mingyou felt that the whole person was not well.

Looking at the mirror surface gradually smeared by the mist, Tan Mingyou was stunned for a while before he came back to his senses.

Suppressing the emptiness, Tan Mingyou threw himself into the bathtub filled with hot water.

Lying in the warm hot water, looking at the ceiling of the bathroom, the heat was gradually rising, and Tan Mingyou felt empty and buzzing in his mind.

Just accept it, Tan Mingyou comforted himself, there is nothing wrong with accepting it, just lie down and enjoy it, how easy it is, right?

Say it again!Didn't Xiao Qiao accompany him?

Sure enough, thinking about the pain of others relieved my own pain!

Although Tan Mingyou was full of entanglements in his heart now, he was aware of it the moment someone entered the next room.

Next door, is the master bedroom, his parents' room.

The corner of Tan Mingyou's mouth curled up into a sneer, his eyes were cold and cold, how could he be as charming as before with reddish cheeks and blurred eyes.