When the starting boss becomes Chen Yuyi

It was almost time to get up, and Li Xi fell into a drowsy sleep, snoring blissfully, rubbing against the heat source next to her.

Rubbing against him, he felt something was wrong - the person next to him seemed to have a protruding and soft body part, it really... really didn't look like a... man.

Li Xi, who was still in a mysterious state of half-asleep and half-awake, gave a jolt, and became sober in an instant. He didn't dare to open his eyes immediately, but dawdled carefully to make sure that a certain part was not his illusion. , a heart fell straight down.

——The tragic fact that made him feel blind and completely unable to see straight told him that he slept with a woman—and a woman with big breasts—naked and hugged all night yesterday.

Li Xi was completely awake at this time, his forehead was covered with cold sweat from fright, and he quickly thought about the possible situations——according to the seriousness of the situation, he divided them into A-level emergencies and S-level emergencies .

A1: It's an April Fool's Day joke that my husband made with himself, even though it's June now, and my husband has never shown even the slightest interest in this kind of silly joke in 30 years-the probability is 2%.

A2: I had a room with a woman yesterday and just slept with a quilt wrapped in a blanket. How could I still sleep purely when I took off all my clothes? The probability is 3%.

S1: I got drunk and slept with a woman yesterday, what the hell, I clearly remember lying on the bed together after kissing my husband - 19% probability.

S2: I was drugged and slept with a woman yesterday. Fuck, she clearly remembered lying on the bed together after kissing her husband. However, considering the possibility of being drugged, the husband who kissed had Maybe it's just my own hallucination - 76% possibility.

The A-level emergency is easy to deal with, but Li Xi deeply suspected that he had sounded the S-level alarm at this time, shivered, and continued to think about the solution with tears streaming down his face - 1. Hitting the wall 2. Hanging himself 3. Taking poison 4 . Swallow gold.

Just when Li Xi was imagining which solution would make her, a sinner who was sorry for Mr., die better, so as not to make Mr. who was sure to help dispose of the corpse afterwards feel sick to his stomach, he felt the woman next to him move.

Li Xi was so frightened that she didn't dare to move, but she heard the lady say in a hoarse voice: "[How many times have I told you, wake up and get up immediately, don't be afraid of waking up, I will force myself to continue lying down.]"

——This sentence is often said by my husband. Li Xi was stunned for a moment, turned around and looked over, and found that sitting naked next to her was a beautiful woman with curly long hair——Look left, right, up, down After looking at it, he found that the facial features of this woman were [-]% similar to those of his husband.

The latter met his scrutinizing gaze, without any intention of covering it with a quilt, rubbed his eyes and yawned, then looked at Li Xi and found that he was still looking at "her", with a half smile and said: "【Why just stare at her?" Look at me, it’s not like I haven’t seen it.]”

——There’s nothing wrong with that, the tone and way of speaking are exactly the same as my husband’s!If it was said that Li Xi was still panicking when he was sorry for what he did to Mr. I just now, now he is wrapped in another completely different fear.

After Li Xi twisted her arm viciously three times to make sure that the pain she felt was so real that she was absolutely, definitely not dreaming, she finally couldn't help raising her hands and holding her face and asked in a trembling voice, "Mr., why did you become a woman?" Already?!"

"【...Ah?】" Li Chen looked at him curiously, and then laughed, "【You speak as if you are not a woman, are you still awake?"

After he finished speaking, he saw Li Xi pulling off the quilt and looking down at his chest with a broken face of "Sir, don't you don't want me". Li Chen could vaguely see something. He cooperated very much: "[Don't look, you are a standard airport, you have to use the lower part to judge whether you are a man or a woman.]"

Li Xi looked down tremblingly, raised her head in horror after just one glance: "【I...we have all become women?!"

At this time, Li Chen really felt something interesting, touched his chin, and looked at him sideways: "[Why, do you think that we should both be men?]"

"..." Aren't the two of us men? !Li Xi opened his mouth and was silent for a long time, before suddenly leaning into his arms, "【It's great, coming to this world, my husband and I are still together.】"

Li Xi did this series of movements to imply that he had to quickly accept this tragic and cheating fact in his heart, but a soft object touched by his shoulder still made him tremble subconsciously.

He maintained a mysterious and mysterious "screaming" state, got off the bed while hugging the quilt, dressed and washed, and helped his husband put on the bra straps [shaking], and waited for the two of them to call room service for breakfast Afterwards, Li Xi still hadn't recovered.

Li Chen saw that he still had a miserable expression on his face, and found it interesting, so he deliberately showed a sad expression: "[What's wrong, don't you love me, but my JJ?]"

Li Xi was stunned for a moment, and stopped his action of spreading jam on the same piece of bread for the sixth time, looked up at him in surprise, and jumped up from his seat anxiously: "[How is this possible! Of course I love It's you, it's you!"

Li Chen silently lowered his head with a look of pain and sadness of "I don't believe it, I don't believe it".

It was the first time Li Xi saw him like this, and she wished she could show her heart, liver, spleen and lungs to express her sincerity, she threw herself on his knee, and said with red eyes, "[No, sir, I... I just find it difficult to accept QAQ for a while]”

Li Chen blinked his eyes, and said very naturally: "【So it's just me who changed JJ to MM, why did you react so much?" Looking around, he started to eat bread by himself.

"..." Li Xi moved his lips, and was stunned for a long time. After thinking about it, he felt that his words were too reasonable. The person is still the same person, and the face has basically not changed. What about a fur ball?

He frowned in distress and thought about this profound question for a full 10 minutes—although Li Xi faintly felt that it was the most normal reaction to find it difficult to accept after waking up and finding that both himself and his lover had turned sexually inexplicably—but What my husband said must be right, just now it was obvious that I made too much fuss.

Li Xi breathed a long sigh of relief, and tried to adjust her mood to "calmness", and stood up as if nothing had happened: "[You are so right, it is because of my shallow knowledge, and I hope you don't mind, Mr. ...]"

After he finished speaking, he asked with some curiosity: "[In this world, how are you getting along with the Chen family?]" Since Chen's mother likes her daughter, and Chen Yuyi has become a daughter ·Human [stressed accent], surely he won't be in a relationship like he remembered, right?

"[The Chen family?]" Li Chen was stunned for a moment, and said with a bit of displeasure, "[That's the old calendar from how many years ago, and it's been ten years since we left Taiwan. Why do you mention them? 】 "

When Li Xi thought about it, they had left Taiwan for ten years in that world. Li Chen really didn't like to hear other people talk about the Chen family in front of him. He was afraid that his husband would be upset, so he quickly explained : "[I'm sorry, I, I'm just a little curious about how Chen Taohua and the others are doing...]"

If you think about it carefully, this is indeed worth asking. If Chen Yuyi at the beginning of the story was a girl, I am afraid that she would not be forced to accompany Chen Taohua to read the first grade again, and she would not be forced to go to the first grade in biology class. Chen Taohua stabbed her in the stomach, letting Li Chen pass through.

Li Chen sneered: "[Where did Chen Taohua from the Chen family come from, the five daughters are Qi Chengzhuanhe and me, Chen Yuyi, but there is a youngest son named Chen Dazhuang, who was Father Chen's favorite child. Where is the Cowherd?"

"【...Oh, that's it!】" Li Xi suddenly realized, and then realized that in this world, not only herself and her husband have undergone a gender switch, but everyone else has also changed along with it.

——But no matter which world you are in, Mama Chen—no, in this world, Papa Chen's naming standards are still so bad, Li Xi silently lights a candle for him/her in her heart.

The two finished their meal just like they were in that world, and they were hugging the computer and talking to team member M—it is worth mentioning that not only did her title become MISS.M, but she herself became a big blonde beauty— Spent the day in bragging and spanking.

When it was time to go to bed at night, Li Xi came out of the shower and saw her husband wearing a wet nightgown—the silk nightgown became translucent when it got wet—sitting on the bedside to dry his hair.

Unconsciously, he paused his steps, frowned, and looked around like a thief in embarrassment, then rubbed his nose and blushed, and called out in a low voice, "【Mr....】"

"[Hey, is it because the bath water is too hot, the little one accidentally boiled himself?]" Li Chen raised his head and saw that he was flushed with shame, looking at a loss like a kicked dog. The big dog let out a "puchi" laugh, beckoned and called the man over, touched his little hand and then his little face, and said in relief, "Don't be afraid, I won't eat you.]"

Li Xi's ears were flushed, and he got under the quilt amidst his laughter in embarrassment. Just as he lay down, he took out a hair dryer from the drawer, and said with a straight and pure face, "【Sir, let me dry your hair first. 】”

Li Chen responded in a low voice.

The waist-length black curly hair took Li Xi several times longer to completely dry the ends of his hair. At first he was very nervous, but later he calmed down. He put down the hair dryer and held Li Chen's head in his arms. kissed.

The feeling of being blown by the warm wind and having someone give you a scalp massage is really good. Li Chen was so dazed that he was about to fall asleep. He didn't open his eyes when he felt someone secretly kissing him, but just patted him vaguely. The back of his hand: "[Hey, I said I won't eat you today, go to sleep.]"

Li Xi was stunned for a moment before he realized what he meant--Mr. Fuck, I really didn't mean anything to you, I just couldn't help but kiss him just now--his face was flushed, and he quickly burrowed into the quilt , covered his head with a pillow and dared not open his eyes.

Li Chen, who was lying next to him, seemed to smile but didn't seem to. Li Xi felt a pat on the back: "【Good night.】"

It's just the words used when the two of them said good night to each other in the last world, and Li Xi's eyes turned red unconsciously—although the woman in front of her—uh, in the words of my husband in this world, she has a terrible big girl, but it is true. Still the person I loved in my two lifetimes.

He breathed a long sigh of relief, feeling his eye sockets were a little hot, and his heart that had been restless for a day was easily soothed, he curled his lips and whispered: "【Good night.】"

Sleepless all night, when Li Xi woke up the next day, she didn't open her eyes in a hurry, but rubbed her back very cautiously—fuck, there was no big girl this time, and there was a thing after rubbing for a long time Put your own on the bottom...

Li Xi was so excited that she almost burst into tears—thank God and thank fate for allowing us to meet again, he is still more used to getting along with male gentlemen than female gentlemen!

——And he doesn't want to be a woman for the rest of his life, I heard that when a woman comes to [beep——], it will hurt like hell...

Li Chen opened his eyes, watching his assistant twisting and turning in the quilt in bewilderment, his little butt rubbing back and forth on his aroused cock happily.

He held down the other person's waist and slapped lightly: "[What are you making a fuss about early in the morning?]"

Li Xi turned around and looked at him, tearfully said: "【Sir, I had a dream last night. I dreamed that you became a woman, and I also became a woman. Chen Taohua became Chen Dazhuang!】"

Li Chen: "..." What is this all about?

He thought about it but couldn't figure out what was going on, seeing that Li Xi was still muttering "Really, sir, you must believe me, your breasts are bigger than mine" and so on, he smiled helplessly , take the most straightforward way to stop him from continuing to speak - turn the person around and just pout.

After experiencing an aerobic exercise that promoted blood circulation, increased lung capacity, and improved immunity, Li Chen lazily got out of bed and took out a lighter to light a cigarette, planning to have another session after taking a break after smoking.

Li Xi [hugging the quilt]: By the way, sir, I have another question to ask you, why in this world where both of us are women, I still call you sir?

Li Chen [with a cigarette in his mouth]: How do I know, maybe being called "Miss" is easy to cause ambiguity?